Upon revisiting the Coachella Message Board rumors section

I like to follow the Coachella Message Board's rumors section every so often. It's been a guilty pleasure read for awhile, now, but the trick is to only read it only twice a month, at most. It's a slowly moving evolution for them. Nothing new comes along and they argue amongst themselves about every thing that might or might not happen between now and April and why they hate mostly every thing that might or might not happen.

I came across this gem: http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24072

Two things:
1. the Smiths are not reuniting
2. it's sad that people gave that post credibility by replying to it with hopefulness.

No new updates. I forgot to add Ladytron to the last post, but I don't feel like copying and pasting it for that.

A change of format

My personal guarantee (i.e. I has sufficient knowledge that I trust these will occur):

A Place to Bury Strangers
Bajofondo
Buraka Som Sistema
Crystal Castles
Deerhunter
Drop the Lime
Evil Nine
Fleet Foxes
Franz Ferdinand
Gang Gang Dance
Gui Boratto
Hall and Oates
The Killers (HEADLINING)
Los Campesinos
Lykke Li
Mr Oizo
N.A.S.A
Neil Young
No Age
Noah and the Whale
Primal Scream
Public Enemy
The Faint
The Presets
Roni Size
The Airborne Toxic Event
The Bloody Beetroots
The Original Wailers featuring Junior Marvin, Wya Lindo & Al Anderson
Tinariwen
TV on the Radio
White Lies

Probably (I have faith based on certain knowledge that these should occur):
Animal Collective
Boris
Built to Spill
Comedians of Comedy
David Byrne
Deerhunter
Friendly Fires
Flying Lotus
Future Sound of London
Gang Gang Dance
Jay Reatard
Jenny Lewis
Kode9
Lily Allen
Steel Pulse
The Mountain Goats
The Prodigy
TRVSDJAM

No factual basis other than I've heard it's possible (My faith is wavering based on various factors that these might occur):
Eminem
Far
Freebass
Jedi Mind Tricks
Mogwai
Morrissey
Social Distortion
The Sword
The Vaselines
Why?
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Apparently won't be there:
Simian Mobile Disco

Reunion rumors:
The Avalanches
Pavement
Screaming Trees
Operation Ivy

Back to business

Just got back from a long holiday vacation. Things are looking weird for this festival. Apparently, while I was gone, The Killers became an official headliner.

The Coachella Message Board says that these three will be there, as well:

The Airbourne Toxic Event
Drop The Lime
No Age

Not too familiar with those bands, though.

Band (Source of confirmation, rough percentage of certainty based on my feelings about my source)
A Place to Bury Strangers (personal source, 99%)
Bajofondo (personal source, 75%)
Boris (personal source, 50%)
Built to Spill (personal source, 75%)
Buraka Som Sistema (Goldenvoice blog, 99%)
Comedians of Comedy (personal source, 50%)
Crystal Castles (personal source, 99%)
David Byrne (personal source, 75%)
Deerhunter (personal source, 99%)
Drop the Lime (Coachella message board, 99%)
Eminem (rumored from personal source, 10%)
Evil Nine (personal source, 99%)
Far (rumored on Consequence of Sound as "Hot Little Pony", 25%)
Fleet Foxes (Coachella Message Board, 75%)
Franz Ferdinand (personal source, 99%)
Freebass (rumored from personal source, 10%)
Future Sound of London (rumored from personal source, 50%)
Gang Gang Dance (personal source, 75%)
Gui Boratto (personal source, 75%)
Hall and Oates (rumored from a personal source, 50%)
Jay Reatard (personal source, 75%)
Jedi Mind Tricks (rumored from personal source, 25%)
Jenny Lewis (rumored from personal source, 75%)
The Killers (personal source, 99%)
Lily Allen (personal source, 75%)
Los Campesinos (personal source, 99%)
Lykke Li (personal source, 75%)
Mogwai (personal source, 50%)
Mr Oizo (personal source, 75%)
N.A.S.A (according to MySpace, 75%)
Neil Young (personal source, 75%)
No Age (Coachella message board, 99%)
Public Enemy (personal source, 99%)
The Faint (personal source, 50%)
The Mountain Goats (personal source, 50%)
The Presets (personal source, 99%)
The Prodigy (personal source, 75%)
Roni Size (personal source, 99%)
Simian Mobile Disco (apparently not playing)
Social Distortion (personal source, 50%)
The Airborne Toxic Event (Coachella Message Board, 99%)
The Bloody Beetroots (personal source, 99%)
The Sword (personal source, 25%)
The Original Wailers featuring Junior Marvin, Wya Lindo & Al Anderson (personal source, 99%)
Tinariwen (Consequence of Sound, 75%)
TRVSDJAM (personal source, 75%)
TV on the Radio (personal source, 99%)
The Vaselines (rumored from personal source, 10%)
White Lies (Coachella Message Board, personal source 99%)
Why? (personal source, 10%)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (personal source, 75%)

Reunion rumors:
The Avalanches (rumored from personal source, 50%)
Pavement (rumor of rumor of a....10%)
Screaming Trees (rumored from personal source, 25%)
Operation Ivy (Coachella Message Board, 10%)