Wednesday, December 29, 2010

January Update



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Animal Collective
Arcade Fire
Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Best Coast
Black Dub
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears
Bomba Estéreo
Bright Eyes
Brodinski
Broken Social Scene
Cage the Elephant
Caifanes
Chromeo
Cold War Kids
Crystal Castles
Cults
Cut Copy
Daedelus
Daft Punk
Delorean
DJ Shadow
Duran Duran
Empire of the Sun
Erick Morillo and Friends
Fat Freddy’s Drop
Fleet Foxes
Foals
Foster The People
Four Tet
Free Energy
GAYNGS
Glassjaw
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Green Velvet
Groove Armada
Health
Hello Seahorse
Henry Clay People
High Contrast
How to Dress Well
Interpol
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Kings of Leon
Klaxons
Magnetic Man
Mariachi El Bronx
Marina and the Diamonds
Mary Anne Hobbs
MEN
Menomena
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Nosaj Thing
PJ Harvey
Queens of the Stone Age
Robyn
Rusko
Sasha
Sven Väth
Tame Impala
The Black Keys
The Chemical Brothers
The Delta Spirit
The Drums
The Morning Benders
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
The Twelves
Titus Andronicus
Tom Tom Club
Toro Y Moi
Twin Shadow
Warpaint
Wire
Yacht
Zola Jesus

577 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Because Monklish put them on her list

Anonymous said...

Arcade Fire FRIDAY APRIL 15
Neil Young - Interpol
Queens of the Stone Age - DJShadow - Bright Eyes - the Black Keys - Fleet Foxes - Beck
Cold War Kids - Animal Collective - Of Montreal - Big Boi - Sasha - Cut Copy - Swans - Daedelus
Teenage Fanclub - Swedish House Mafia - Aphex Twin - Mondo Cane - Klaxons - the Dismemberment Plan - Four Tet
Autolux - No Age - theThermals - Ladytron - Fake Blood - Busy P - Warpaint - Shpongle (live) - the Delta Spirit - Sven Vath - Tame Impala
Mariachi El Bronx - Surfer Blood - Big Freedia - Gold Panda - Nosaj Thing - Green Velvet - High Contrast - HEALTH - Best Coast
Peanut Butter Wolf - the Twelves - Phosphorescent - Ganjasufi - Candy Claws

Anonymous said...

SATURDAY APRIL 16 Kings of Leon Daft Punk - Pulp
the Chemical Brothers (live) - the National - Duran Duran - Groove Armada - Sonic Youth
A Tribe Called Quest - Grinderman - M83 - !!! - Chromeo - Tom Tom Club - Caifanes - Mew
Guided By Voices - Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Devotchka - the Cribs - Wire - Magnetic Man
It's Always Sunny at Coachella - Erick Morillo - Janelle Monáe - Liquid Liquid - MEN - Neon Indian
Mr. Oizo - the Dodos - DJ Honda - Designer Drugs - Holy Fuck - Zola Jesus - the Radio Dept. - Brodinski
Fat Freddys Drop - How to Dress Well - Electric Touch - Small Black - the Morning Benders
the Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Hello Seahorse! - Jay Electronica - the Strange Boys

Anonymous said...

U2 SUNDAY APRIL 17
The Strokes - At the Drive In
Roxy Music - Underworld - the Decemberists - Above & Beyond - Broken Social Scene
Gang of Four - Röyksopp - Wu-Tang Clan - Empire of the Sun - Robyn - Mogwai - Crystal Castles
Glassjaw - Gogol Bordello - How to Destroy Angels - Simian Mobile Disco - Boys Noize - Les Savy Fav - Foals
GAYNGS - Cage the Elephant - Jenny & Johnny - the John Spencer Blues Explosion - Duck Sauce - the Bronx - Delorean
Atlas Sound - Titus Andronicus - Rusko - Tallest Man On Earth - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Asobi Seksu
Bomba Estereo - Foxy Shazam - The Black Angels - Joker - Megajive - Afrojack - Toro y Moi - Cults
Marina & the Diamonds - YACHT - Wild Nothing - Free Energy - Smith Westerns- Joint Forces

Anonymous said...

So I don't see how the black keys wouldn't be at least sub-headlining. They've played 'chella three times prior and never subbed, plus the brothers album and "tighten up" have had HUGE success. Their dates match and upcoming touring partner, cage the elephant, have confirmed themselves. So it's safe to say they will be there, but why not sub?

Anonymous said...

Phoenix didn't sub, and Black Keys are not bigger than Phoenix was this time last year

Anonymous said...

I suppose so...I just thought that this being their fourth year and their recent success would give em a better spot. Mehh...

Anonymous said...

Monk, thanks for the updates. I'm glad you are able to keep above the hate. You have some great information and a nice recap of the rumors.

Anonymous said...

@8:50 That is a near flawless looking line-up in terms of accuracy/what could really happen. Unfortunate to see U2 and KoL, however.

Anonymous said...

Great lineup but lol at the billing order Beck below Fleet Foxes? Give me a fucking break

Anonymous said...

i really really hate music snobs....U2 is a bad band? are u kidding?! U2 has been part of everyone's lives for YEARS. they are a band that has influenced all sorts of people...they are amazing live and great people...hate on a band that deserves it.

Anonymous said...

any word on james blake or joy orbison monk????

Anonymous said...

nobody said they were a bad band. just maybe not who we're all dying to see play this year...but if they took KoL's spot, I'd be effin' elated.

Anonymous said...

so would the rest of the world

Anonymous said...

Just a few hours ago, Arcade Fire were interviewed briefly by COS. They were asked if the rumors were true about headlining Coachella. They said they Were going to headline, but were changed Because of some unexpectancy. But are still playing at the festival.
The interview should be posted soon, or tomorrow morning.
I know this because I work for them. .
So then if AF isn't headlining, who is?. .
Could the rumors of TRS or Pink floyd be true. .
Thought I let you know first monk.

Anonymous said...

If they have The Knife. Just The Knife, that's all coachella really needs to feel complete. That could be/will be there wow performance for the three days. Just The Knife.

Anonymous said...

So do you, or do you not want The Knife?

Anonymous said...

Why no Pulp? Crushing blows.

Anonymous said...

It is beyond me that anyone could ever have any qualms with Monklish, she doesn't boast or brag, just simply gives us information that we seek. Those who come at Monklish have serious serious issues and should either stop taking ecstacy because their serotonin is gone, or go see a therapist.

Anonymous said...

So you've "fact checked" with your sources for every artist that has said they'll be there? And they've been confirmed to you? If so, then awesome

Anonymous said...

@ 11:53, shut up. You're stupid.

Anonymous said...

Dear Monklish.... Any chance you'd like to offer your retraction about the White Stripes at this time?

It's ok. I'll forgive you, and still tell people to read God's Coachella blog.

Love,
The anon where you heard it first. <3

Anonymous said...

@ 11:53: I'd like to believe you, but your "could Pink Floyd be true" shit doesn't sit right with me. Has that ever even been a rumor? There's a better chance of the fucking Smiths playing.

Anonymous said...

@ Jan. 5 post at 8:50pm - where did you get that list? SEems iffy to me. Very iffy.

Anonymous said...

White stripes aren't on monks list and never have been.

Anonymous said...

Arcade Fire, KOL, Justin Bieber


Enjoy

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up about Pink Floyd. Roger Waters has dates scheduled elsewhere doing Coachella. It absolutely cannot happen this year, so drop it.

Anonymous said...

Pink Floyd will play another concert when Joy Division plays another concert. "Pink Floyd" isn't Pink Floyd without all 4.

Anonymous said...

theres a better chance of a pink floyd cover band headling all three days then a pink floyd reunion ever happening again. If you wanted to see a pink floyd show you should of come back in 08' when Roger Waters did DSOTM or caught him on The Wall tour cause thats the closest you will ever get to an actual pink floyd show. i wanna brag a little cause i was in the front at his couchella show and i just saw him at his last US tour date in Anaheim performing the Wall and i was on the third row.

Anonymous said...

hey monk any word on Ghostland Observatory playing? their last show is in march but i do know that GV produces their shows and they just had a new album drop a few months ago. just wondering cause they were awesome back in 09'. thanks for all you do monk.

Anonymous said...

"Don't sweat the haters monk."

What kind of faggotry is this?

Get off Monklish's dick.

Anonymous said...

no effing way Pink Floyd (or what's left of the original members) is there...Gilmore & Waters have already stated they wouldn't have any interest in getting together for any type of reunion unless it was a charity benefit (like they did back in '05 at Live 8). it's mostly Gilmore that resists & doesn't want to deal with Waters.

just give me Radiohead & all will be right with the world...they're gonna drop a new album soon, it would be glorious.

Anonymous said...

Besides, has it occurred to anyone that Roger Waters is in the middle of a SOLO TOUR at the time?

Fucking HELL!

Anonymous said...

Yes it has. On this very page in fact.

Anonymous said...

I heard Caleb will lead 75,000 in a sing along of "Sex on Fire" to close out Coachella 2011.

Art Vandalay said...

Metallica will play the polo fields the weekend after Coachella Fest.

Anonymous said...

remember a couple weeks ago when someone said that they worked for kings of leon's creative group and that they were headlining?

doubie said...

Someone also said that the headliners were

Kings of Leon
Arcade Fire
Kanye West

with subheadliners as
Neil Young
The Strokes
Interpol
Broken Social Seen
Amy Winehouse
Wilco

That's so bad, it has to be true.

Anonymous said...

Hey Monklish, thanks for putting the effort into this. I enjoy looking at your list every year. It helps to get me psyched. Kudos...

Anonymous said...

@Anon 4:43-
Are we supposed to be excited about that?? You must work for the KoL creative group. News Flash: no one gets very excited about a band that is overexposed and has been everywhere over the past three years. Simply comes across as not very hard to book on behalf of Goldenvoice.

P.S. this is coming from someone who has already seen KoL plenty of times.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 140

I was essentially going to post the exact same thing. There's never been any rumor besides wishful thinking that Floyd was going to play at Coachella. Ever.

I also agree with your Radiohead point. If Radiohead played I wouldn't care who else was on the bill. Literally, that would be enough. Radiohead would KIIIILLLLL.

rene said...

flaming lips? monk?

Anonymous said...

Also:

U2 is not going to play. They've had their SoCal dates in place for a long time now and they don't play festivals.

Arcade Fire is not giving up their headlining spot but if they did it would probably be fore Neil Young or to let Daft close the night.

StuckUpMusicPussy said...

KoL has a creative group? Srsly?
They should be fired.

If U2 & Kings of Leon are headliners Coachella is officially over.

Both groups lack any sort of relevancy. Just because they sell out stadiums doesn't mean they matter.

Thank you Monk, I enjoy all of your predictions and hard work.

Anonymous said...

System of a Down

Anonymous said...

I think everyone should look at this differently... given any festival you maybe like half the bands and REALLY like half of that again... so what if one headline doesn't suit your taste buds at a THREE day festival? Jerk off or something if you can't find anything better to do at the time...

Anonymous said...

I seem to be hearing SOAD a lot.

Any truth to this? SOAD and APC?

Anonymous said...

System of a Down is about as appealing as having Black Label Society play. Coachella would never headline SOAD. The band would never agree to play a sub-headliner.

badpunz said...

Monk, Psychic Friend, GV employee, said there is no date set to release the lineup. What do you have to say to that? Huh? Eh?

Anonymous said...

I am sure there is a set date to release the linep but pyschic friend isnt going to say what it is on the coachella message board.

Anonymous said...

She coulda just kept her damn mouth shut

Lieutenant said...

Even if a fair deal of Monklish's list was ripped from the message board, at least he organizes his in a way to where there's an actual point in checking in. Every time I try to get a fact from the boards, I have to get through twenty pages of Rob Gordons posting pictures and GIFs of stupid shit. Way more concerned with flaming lurkers than they are with exchanging valuable information. So, again, even if Monk's list is mostly influenced by the message board (not saying it is), at least he filters out the rest and gives us a point. So thank you.

Anonymous said...

Lieutenant, aren't you aware that dogforts are the funniest fucking thing on earth?

They're fucking hilarious. Really, really, really hilarious. Like, really fucking funny.

Dogforts.

Anonymous said...

the coachella board is full of snobby faggots who have nothing better to do except build up thousands of posts. i'll stay here instead of looking at retarded dog pictures. that shits for the birds. stay gay coachella. i can't wait to punch one of you flaming faggots in the face at coachella.

Anonymous said...

btw this is steve aoki. don't fuck with me or ill scream into the mic at the end of my set again and make all of your ears bleed. bbl gotta comb my hair.

chris said...

Lineup won't be out til late January. Don't believe Monk

CHUCHO said...

Monk wassup

Anonymous said...

word on twitter is Pulp and Daft Punk are going to be there!

Anonymous said...

Where on twitter exactly?

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk will be there as The Third Twin

Lieutenant said...

In your defense, dogforts are hilarious.

Lieutenant said...

Menomena just confirmed

http://twitter.com/coslive

Anonymous said...

The lineup is not coming out on the 10th. Get that in your mind so you're not disappointed on Monday. Every date for the lineup release is BS until it comes from goldenvoice.

That being said, I want to end one night tripping balls to Chemical Brothers.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha..

Anyone who believes that Daft Punk is "The Third Twin" probably shouldn't be trying to claim they have "inside information". Just sayin'..

Anonymous said...

I hear Wu-tang Financial will be there. Time to diversify your bonds bitches

Anonymous said...

best post on this entire shit-stained comment section right there^^^

Anonymous said...

1.11.11

Anonymous said...

Fisticuffs just confirmed! TURN THEM SHITS UP!

Anonymous said...

The Third Twin

nathanfairchild said...

The warped tour is quite possibly the worst festival there is. You lose all credibility. Please skip Coachella.

Anonymous said...

What does, 1.11.11, mean?
Does it have to do with radiohead?

Anonymous said...

^^^ why would 1/11/11 have anything to do with Radiohead??

Anonymous said...

Monklish you stupid fucking cunt. Lineup is NOT COMING OUT ON THE 10th FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FIRST TIMERS HERE, MONKLISH LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Anonymous said...

look, if you dont like this site, there are plenty more that you can waste ur life on but dont bother the people that do enjoy this sight.

Anonymous said...

Well I have no idea, but everything points out to radiohead. . ..

http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/01/07/its-all-happening-1-11-11/

Anonymous said...

1.1.11 is when the first single off the joint Jay Z and Kanye album comes out.
http://pitchfork.com/news/41134-kanye-reveals-first-jay-z-iwatch-the-thronei-single/

Anonymous said...

One of the big surprises this year is Rammstein.

Anonymous said...

From what I've gathered, it seems there is basically no chance of the lineup coming out until the Monday after next (Jan 17 most likely)....any word on this? What would this mean for the rest of your info?

Anonymous said...

the third twin to play arenal sound fest in spain this summer...maybe its all true. dun dun dun

Anonymous said...

It's not being announced on Monday. Nothing about it on the Coachella Twitter feed, no announcement on KROQ, and it's 2 weeks earlier than when it's usually announced.

Anonymous said...

biggest suprise is Crosby Stills Nash & Young

Anonymous said...

stupid fucking twat

Anonymous said...

THE THIRD TWIN PEOPLE!!!

Anonymous said...

how do u guys even know that that is what monk means?? she didnt say FINAL LIST COMING MONDAY in her post...she said "I wonder what happens on Jan 10th"....that does not mean the final list comes then...it simply doesnt, it could be a new way of announcing stuff that she knows of and is teasing that...they might go Bonnaroo style and announce the lineup slowly or maybe they are just announcing headliners...didnt they just announce headliners in 09 for Cure, Paul and Killers?? and then the rest of the lineup came after that? maybe they are doing just THAT as they finally got 3 headliners that will sell the bitch out on themselves (like Bowie or Zeppelin or Talking Heads or Kurt Cobain's corpse on a pole with someone behind him strumming and screaming like Scott Stapp)

Anonymous said...

anon 12:18

They've never released just the headliners. Once in awhile its obvious who the headliner is like Muse last year, Killers in 09 or somebody leaks it like Depeche Mode in 2006, but Coachella has never released just the headliners prior to the release of the lineup. The only thing that's close is that the time they released the lineup in Mexico on some Mexican radio station in 08 and said a few of the bigger names with some they were excited about.

Anonymous said...

********WILL YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU ARE NOT DROPPING THE LINEUP??? NO NEED TO GET SO MANY PEOPLE'S HOPES UP LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR. NOT COOL, MONK.***************

Anonymous said...

I bet what happens Jan 10th is tickets go on sale. They usually start going on sale a couple weeks before the lineup comes out.

The linup will come out either Jan 17 or Jan 24.

And the headliners have never been released. All we really know about the headliners right now is Arcade Fire will be one of them.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ tickets have been on sale for the past couple weeks lol

Anonymous said...

Jesus, you people are stupid.

Anonymous said...

Monk never said that the lineup was coming out on the 10th.......you illiterate fucks.

Anonymous said...

I bet Monk was talking about The Tostitos National Chapionship on the 10th. Lol GO DUCKS!!

Anonymous said...

"Monday morning @ 7:15, KROQ's Kevin & Bean unveil the complete Coachella line up (it's gonna be HUGE)..."

Anonymous said...

^ Quoted from 2007. dont believe it

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Layaway tickets have been on sale for a couple of weeks. You can only put 50% or 10% down now, not buy tix outright. I bet you regular tickets go on sale on the 10th. lol

Anonymous said...

^ Nothing happens on the 10th. Get it in your head idiot

Anonymous said...

I hate this fucking chink for leading us on

Anonymous said...

I think it is funny to hear such harsh words towards a person who just runs a blog about Coachella lineup predictions.

I love the energy and passion though!

Anonymous said...

The Thermals are going to be in Europe during Coachella.

Simon Says said...

Arcade Fire is a Subheadliner this year.

Anonymous said...

monklish, are you hot?

Anonymous said...

if she was, itld be a video blog

Anonymous said...

How so you know arcade fire is a sub?

Anonymous said...

Today's the big day! What time can we expect the final list?

Anonymous said...

tic toc tic toc.
Awaiting the final list.

Last year the list wasn't out until the 15th.

Anonymous said...

Monklish never said that the lineup is coming out tomorrow. She only implied a vague something as happening.

Simon Says said...

Arcade Fire are pre-headliner for Radiohead on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

I hope you're not a dick Simon.

someone who loves you said...

FRI - Interpol - The Cars - REM/Daft Punk closing
SAT - Beasties - Arcade Fire - Radiohead
SUN - Queens Of Stone Age - Neil Young - Kanye

dead serious, and i am even at a kinko's posting this so the IP address cannot be traced to me as i work with someone who would know how to check!!

Anonymous said...

If u loved me so much y would u put nonsense like that in my head

Anonymous said...

I can confirm 10:08 is absolutly correct.

Anonymous said...

I hope 10:08 is correct. That would be epic.

Anonymous said...

where is the "final list"??? ø.ø

Anonymous said...

10:08 is not correct.

Get ready for everyone's hearts and hopes to be shattered. Heading to Sasquatch and Bonnaroo instead this year :(

Anonymous said...

The more we have to wait the more hits Monk gets on her blog. This is great business.

Anonymous said...

my dry cleaner told me the white stripes are playing.

Anonymous said...

My dry cleaner say "더 dubstep 텐트에서 춤을 추는"

Anonymous said...

If you are dumb enough to believe that Radiohead and two headliner-caliber acts like Arcade Fire and Beastie Boys would all play the same day, you are a retard and should have been aborted.

Anonymous said...

Shit!
If it's true about,
Radiohead going. . .
And Arcade being subs. . .
& daft punk going too . . .
Thats going to be THE BEST! coachella year!

Anonymous said...

This may be a stupid question but i'm curious enough to ask... Do artists that slip and self confirm get in trouble? Does Paul T. sit them down and scold them?

Simon Says said...

Friday:Daft Punk
Saturday: Arcade Fire/Radiohead
Sunday: White Stripes/Neil Young

Simon Says said...

I don't know anything.

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone has enough self respect to dismiss everything Monk says and does going forward if in fact no final list comes out today AND the actual lineup doesn't get revealed AND Monk later goes on to most more updates after today. It'll just prove that Monklish is to Coachella fans what an abusive boyfriend is to the girl who keeps taking him back believing he's going to change.

Until then, enjoy the nostalgia: http://goldenvoice.yuku.com/forum/view/id/1

Anonymous said...

please make with the new list!!

Anonymous said...

10:08 is the closest anyone has been to correct.

Anonymous said...

The 1.11.11 thing is just a CoS site makeover. Don't get excited.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 1:45- You must be high. Radiohead, Kanye, Daft, and R.E.M. will not be there.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, you guys are hard on Monk. She's just trying to help.

Anonymous said...

"I can confirm 1008 is correct"

LOL....yea that's not happening. Beastie Boys Arcade Fire Radiohead in one night? Please source this if true.

Heavy rumors I'm hearing are

Fri Arcade Fire
Sat Daft Punk
Sun The White Stripes

Anonymous said...

yoo dudette it's jan 10th over here in amsterdam already.. where's this post woman?!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

Why would my post get deleted?

Just wondering if lineup will get released today, as noted.

Anonymous said...

white stripes do not have a new album, not likely

Anoynonymous said...

Cage The Elephant will be there.

http://tinylittlerobots.net/2011/01/06/cage-the-elephant-to-play-at-coachella/

George M. said...

It's almost 4 o'clock today...Jan. 9th...and still no "final post." Unless you post something later tonight...I guess you were full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Dear Monk, Just informed that The White Stripes fell through. Big bummer. You were right after all.

Anonymous said...

she didnt promise you a time, she said TODAY, she could put it up at 11:59pm if she wants and it still wouldnt be a lie....shit, if i were her, i WOULD put it up then, just to piss all u off with how you talk to her...so what if she is off on some things....she clearly isnt God or GV or Ms Cleo! she isnt gonna get them all right.
impossible.

she makes great guesses and she loves to keep us guessing and if she throws in a weird one here and there to keep us coming back, well, can u blame her? she is getting ads on her page, i would want more hits too, we all do it in some form or another, no different than when a girl wears less clothes when she goes out in order to get guys to look at her even though she has no desire to hook up that night...no different than having a huge ad in the paper yelling out "no money down" yet if one were to read the fine print they would see there IS money that will be lost for said deal.

she said it would be up today and she did not give u a time and she did not say final line-up tomorrow, said nothing of the sort actually. just hinted that something happens tomorrow...something....shit, it could just be that she is taking her tampon out and u know what, i want to be there for that because she tol dme the Gorillaz would be there last year and by golly she was right and no one was calling that.

Anonymous said...

Considering the appaling keyboard warrior garbage being posted here, I wouldn't be surprised if Monklish said "screw you guys, I quit."

George M. said...

This blog would be different if it was just a girl claiming to be compiling all of the most believable rumors in one place...but when you start claiming to have "sources" and promising certain things on certain dates...that changes the whole thing. Monk is trying to display a false sense of reliability. Let's be real here...anytime a website announces a date when something will be "announced" it's usually in the morning or early afternoon...not one minute before midnight.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's 4 hours until midnight on the East Coast. What the hell? I knew you were unreliable...

Anonymous said...

^^Michael? Kill yourself.

Anonymous said...

Can't believe the amount of assholes who post shit about monk. She and COS give us plenty to get excited about and talk about weeks before the official lineup gets released. I really appreciate it - even if I have to keep in mind that nothing's official until it comes from goldenvoice.

Monk, you're awesome. Can't wait to see what you have to post today.

George M. said...

And furthermore...NO she did NOT claim that the lineup would be released on the 10th...but give me a fucking break. What is it that everyone has been waiting for? Tickets going on sale? The announcement of the lineup release date? "Monklish removing her tampon...?" No. It's the lineup. Plain and simple. So when you post a statement saying, "I wonder what happens on the 10th?" we all expect the lineup. If that's not what's happening...then no need to be so fucking cryptic.

Anonymous said...

CoS is shittier than this blog. They cite themselves and the coachella boards as sources.... next joke.

George M. said...

@anon 5:10 I have no problem with people with blogs who speculate about the lineup. It IS fun. I like guessing who's going to be there just like anyone else. It's claiming to have the "inside scoop" and throwing out announcement dates without any follow through that bugs me. If you don't know when shit's going down, then don't claim to. Simple.

Anonymous said...

Thee intertz are falling down around us! Monklish, only you have the ability to end this! Save us all!11

Monk's abusive father said...

Monk just died in a car accident. Give her a break.

Anonymous said...

^^Fucked up.

Anonymous said...

so if you think the lineup is gonna come out tomorrow, then uhhh where is your "final" list? Thought it was suppose to be today?

people should be thankful for waht you do. you gotta lotta heart girl

Anonymous said...

ha you people. i tried to tell u. this is monk's idea of a sick joke. she gets the attention she needs.

Anonymous said...

Stop trying to kiss Monk's ass. You think the cunt gives a shit about you yards? Think again.

Anonymous said...

i think that she will post her final lineup and then what happens on jan 10th is going to be people blasting her for the list she puts up.

Lieutenant said...

If you don't like it then don't FUCKING read it. The Internet is, like, way big. Like bigger than the sky. And the best part about it is that if you don't like a page, you can go somewhere else and not even leave a trace. It's a miracle! So why don't you go do that instead?

Anonymous said...

Why the fuck would you use that blog title than not have shit? You're such a fucking liar, pathetic bitch that craves attention. I pity you.

Anonymous said...

I've been roaming around, I was looking down at all I see
Painted faces fill the places I can't reach
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody

Someone like you and all you know and how you speak
Countless lovers under cover of the street
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you

Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep
Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat

I hope it's gonna make you notice
I hope it's gonna make you notice

Someone like me, someone like me
Someone like me, somebody

I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now, I'm ready now
I'm ready now

Someone like you, somebody
Someone like you, somebody
Someone like you, somebody

I've been roaming around, I was looking down at all I see

Michael's Mom said...

@ Michael

Stop being such a spoiled little bitch, you're embarrassing me.

Clearly Monk has more sources/info than any of us or we wouldn't be reading the blog.

Even if it's not 100% accurate it's a fun forum for speculation and seems to build some excitement.

If you want to complain you should go to the Coachella message boards, that's where whiny trolls hang out.

You'll fit right in.


Mom

Anonymous said...

Just to play devil's advocate (and full disclosure: I think Monklish is full of shit just as much as most of the sane world does) is this REALLY surprising that whomever runs this blog continues to bait and tease Coachella fans? Fool us once, shame on Monklish. Fool us twice (and a third time... and a fourth time next year I'm sure) shame on us. So to everyone reading this, IF YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED THAT MONKLISH ISN'T DELIVERING ON HER/HIS WORD, IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR TAKING ANYTHING SHE/HE SAYS WITH MORE THAN A GRAIN OF SALT.

Anonymous said...

****CONFIRMED HEADLINERS FOR 2011****
FRIDAY - Outkast
SATURDAY - Daft Punk
SUNDAY - Radiohead

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

"Lineup not coming out on January 10. Probably another two weeks until the announcement."

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Anonymous said...

Glad 2 see Monk has a sense of humor. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the shitstorm begins

Anonymous said...

Congrats to the obsessed condescending masses...you just got trolled.

CHUCHO said...

Monk, at least give us a decent update. This sucks..

factoid said...

FWIW cage the elephant has been confirmed.

Anonymous said...

YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE

Anonymous said...

what the hell. why would you tell us your final list was today than hint at the lineup dropping tomorrow. that is some bitch shit.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for leading us all on, Monk. Keep it classy.

Anonymous said...

I might be talking crazy talk here, but maybe, just maybe circumstances have changed and the lineup has been delayed for whatever reason

Deal with it

Coachella board said...

Ha. Told y'all that she doesn't know shit. We knew it wasn't going to happen.

Anonymous said...

Boo!

Anonymous said...

Everybody relax. Coachella will be awesome as usual. Lineup will be out soon and it always is amazing!

Anonymous said...

what the fuck monk, very stupid bitch move

captncrzy said...

And the flaming will commence in 3.... 2.... 1.....

Yep, she played you all.

Anonymous said...

typical monk. i love how it's "probably" another two weeks until the line-up. meaning, "i really don't know shit, I'm just typing letters."

Anonymous said...

Of course Coachella will be amazing. However Monk playing with our hearts with no explanation was a really cunty move.

Anonymous said...

Normally I would call Monklish a dirty cunt but that would just be repetitive. Should have known she wouldn't update the site/the lineup wouldn't be out tomorrow.

Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

It's seriously not even funny or a let down anymore. If you bought into this, you're either stupid or get taken advantage of easily in life. As for Monklish, your blog is one of the most pathetic displays of humanity on the Internet.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

There goes the last drop of credibility you had left. Really after all the shit last year I thought maybe you knew better than to give a date without being 100%.

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Will someone start a thread about her on Coachella's msg board so we can post rude comments and make fun of her?

Anonymous said...

Make your own damn thread.

Anonymous said...

Umad

Anonymous said...

Two more weeks of this torture? Come on!

suprefan said...

You trolls got EXACTLY what you deserved.

Simon Says said...

1/17/10

Anonymous said...

fuck you and your 30.000 posts suprefag

Anonymous said...

eff off, monklish..
i was truly excited about this announcement

Anonymous said...

STFU suprefan. Karma will get Monk tenfold.

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