Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Home Stretch

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Animal Collective
Arcade Fire
Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Best Coast
Black Dub
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears
Blonde Redhead
Bomba Estéreo
Bright Eyes
Brodinski
Broken Social Scene
Cage the Elephant
Caifanes
Chromeo
Cold War Kids
Crystal Castles
Cults
Cut Copy
Daedelus
Daft Punk
Delorean
DJ Shadow
Duran Duran
Empire of the Sun
Erick Morillo and Friends
Fat Freddy’s Drop
Fleet Foxes
Foals
Foster The People
Four Tet
Free Energy
GAYNGS
Glassjaw
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Green Velvet
Groove Armada
Health
Hello Seahorse
Henry Clay People
High Contrast
How to Dress Well
Interpol
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Jack Beats
Kings of Leon
Klaxons
Magnetic Man
Mariachi El Bronx
Marina and the Diamonds
Mary Anne Hobbs
MEN
Menomena
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Nosaj Thing
PJ Harvey
Queens of the Stone Age
Robyn
Rural Alberta Advantage
Rusko
Sasha
Sven Väth
Tame Impala
The Black Keys
The Chemical Brothers
The Delta Spirit
The Drums
The Morning Benders
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
The Strokes
The Twelves
Titus Andronicus
Tom Tom Club
Trentemøller
Twin Shadow
Warpaint
Wire
Yacht
Zola Jesus

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Anonymous said...

Is this for real? or is it a wishlist/rumor type of thing?

Tuesday said...

thanks monklish
why no kanye west?

Art Vandalay said...

Thanks for the update Monk. Still no word on Pulp?

Anonymous said...

and the headliners are?

Monklish said...

@anon929 Not playing as far as I have heard

@anon930 Maybe. Not certain.

@anon931 Kings of Leon, Arcade Fire, and I want to say the Rolling Stones still, but I do not think that they pulled that off.

ThomYorke said...

Hey monklish, How sure is it that KOL will be there?
Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Monk do you think Strokes will be the third headliner if Rolling Stones don't come through?


also is Arcade Fire for sure?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update Monk
Any word on Erasure?

ThomYorke said...

Oh monk!
What's up with that new video coachella.com
Just put up?
Thanks again!

Anonymous said...

Monklish if Rolling Stones doesn't work out who do you personally think the third headliner would be???????



thank you!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YES!!!!!

Forget kanye people. He'd be a very weak headliner. A sub at best.

Anonymous said...

THIRD HEADLINER MONK. WHO IS IT?

Anonymous said...

I would think either The Beasties or Daft Punk would be the third headliner

Anonymous said...

Please let The White Stripes be the third headliner....

I'd defecate post haste

Anonymous said...

what happened to Swedish House Mafia???

Anonymous said...

So the lineup will be shown one band at a time. . . At coachella.com
So one band, Trentemoller, was just confirmed.
Cool

Anonymous said...

You are fucking stupid if you really think that is how they are releasing the entire lineup. they threw us a bone. Be grateful.

Anonymous said...

Sorryyyyy
I meant parts of it. .
Not the complete lineup. .

Anonymous said...

How is Daft Punk not a headliner, and Kings of Leon is? Do you smoke crack? Also, if Rolling Stones does in fact headline this, I will mail you my left nut.

Anonymous said...

Monk, does the TTT thing hold water or what?

Anonymous said...

thanks monklish.

hear anything about anymore hip hop artists??

kanye??

tribe??

Anonymous said...

"Monklish if Rolling Stones doesn't work out who do you personally think the third headliner would be???????"

that would be the big question.

Anonymous said...

Why are Kings of Leon headlining? Is it because both Radiohead and the Stones fell through and Goldenvoice had no choice but to scrape the bottom of the barrel of butt rock?

Anonymous said...

Same reason they headlined Roo last year. Good for 12 to 21 yo female crowd....good for ticket sales.

You know that they could USE someBODYYYYY

Anonymous said...

yeah what's up with the whole TTT thing, any merit?

Anonymous said...

and why no Swedish House Mafia ?

Anonymous said...

"Same reason they headlined Roo last year. Good for 12 to 21 yo female crowd....good for ticket sales.

You know that they could USE someBODYYYYY "

not the 12-17 yo females

but I am fine with the 18-21 yo females it brings along

Anonymous said...

2nd the Swedish House Mafia removal inquiry...

If not all three I would guess one or two of them would be there....

Thanks for the work MonK!

Anonymous said...

The Strokes aren't headliners... right?

Anonymous said...

How did I miss Blonde Redhead being added?

Anonymous said...

A Perfect Circle?

Anonymous said...

Could someone list the additions to this list? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

its not the stones monk, its THE WHO
thats right. the who is actually gonna show up

Hochella said...

Hey Monklish, if the Stones play, why do you put Kings of Leon as a headliner above more deserving acts like Beastie Boys, Daft Punk, or Neil Young? Kings of Leon don't have to headline to sell tickets.

Anonymous said...

Why does anyone give a fuck about Swedish House Mafia?

The Situation said...

Aw man, me and my brahs were gonna fist-pump the fuck out of that bitch during Swedish House Mafia!

Trig said...

can't wait.....just can't wait

Anonymous said...

what about PIXIES

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon are this years Killers, Muse. I'm still holding out hope for NO Kanye or Kings...anyone else would do. Thanks Monk for the hard work. Any word on a surprise of Suede or Beady Eye?

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit. I haven't heard ONE person say that they didn't mind that KOL would be there. This is terrbile.

GOLDENVOICE PLEASE!!! IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT THE COACHELLA FAM, DO NOT LET KOL HEADLINE!!!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather watch a pile of tires burn than sit through a KOL set.

Is the economy hurting Goldenvoice or something? That's the kind of headliner that you'd see at a minor festival.

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon are the worst band to ever play Coachella (if true).

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon...Brochella 2011. Horrible.

Anonymous said...

How certain are you that Duran Duran is playing, Monk?

Anonymous said...

This year has already been defined as the year KOL ruined everything.

Anonymous said...

where is everyone seeing this trentmoller video?

Anonymous said...

did monklish not say daft punk is a headliner because she is afraid of being wrong? indicating that she isnt sure that they will be there? What a let down if they aren't.

Anonymous said...

JACK BEATS!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Anonymous said...

High Contrast!!!

I can't believe it's actually happening.

Anonymous said...

Kings Of Leon are like hearing that the insane clown posse are performing.

Anonymous said...

No wonder goldenvoice offers tickets for sale before they post the lineup.

Hint: Kings of Leon are a headliner.

Scam.

Anonymous said...

Where is the hip hop? Cee-lo, Big Boi, anyone.

Anonymous said...

What about all the rumors the arcade fire will sub?

Anonymous said...

No Of Montreal? They have nearly a month off during their April even though its right in the middle of the tour for their new album...maybe you should take a look at that monk...

Anonymous said...

Any Queens of the Stone Age proof other than just being on wishlists?

Anonymous said...

Stop complaining about the Kings of Leon. Just go to the Sahara tent, or the Mohave, or the Gobi, or the Outdoor, or the Do Lab, or smoke a blunt at your tent. Have you guys been to Coachella before?

Anonymous said...

Yes, we've been to coachella. And it's not cheap. We need more bang for our buck.

Anonymous said...

@anon925

Roo had the Black Keys and the Flaming Lips playing during their (KOL) headlining set...GV knows how many people feel about the band as well, it'll just give us a chance to explore the outer realms which is generally the best part! One shitty headliner is welcome...

Anonymous said...

@ 9:25

slow clap

Outside of being embarrassed to tell acquaintances KoL will be playing, I do not plan on otherwise bitching about it. There's so much else to do!!

Anonymous said...

the board is down... something is happening!

Anonymous said...

So no hip-hop acts besides Beastie Boys? Hmmm seems very unlikely... Last year = Jay-Z, De La Soul, P.O.S., B.o.B. ... they always have lower tier hip-hop acts... try again.

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Anonymous said...

@ anon 9:31. Coachella is the definition of "Bang for your buck". Just buy your ticket already and stop being a pansy.

Anonymous said...

Wale was there in 2010 too, to add to the hip hop list a few posts back.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Anon 9:25, there's some sense!

the board is down... something is happening!

Maybe someone finally figured out it's a cesspool

Anonymous said...

Maybe goldenvoice is trying to limit the number of people at their event this year by bringing KOL in.

Anonymous said...

Fuck having hip hop at Coachella. Unless it's something legit like The Roots or J Dilla, Coachella always has and always will do just fine without catering to that shit. The best thing about Jay-Z last year was that Deadmau5 was less crowded, and that there was no line for the shower.

Anonymous said...

LOL @the guy who asked for J. Dilla, you do know he's dead right? You want them to have J. Dilla's ghost? Shows how little you know about hip-hop... what you watch the Jimmy Fallon show so you know who the roots are? LOL... Jay-Z, P.O.S., Lupe Fiasco, De La Soul, Atmosphere, Murs & 9th Wonder (people they've had recently)... very "legit" take it from someone who knows a thing or two about the genre...

Anonymous said...

"Roo had the Black Keys and the Flaming Lips playing during their (KOL) headlining set..."

Incorrect, they both played after Kings of leons headlining set... Flaming lips played the same stage as KOL

Also I wonder how many of you KOL haters were soooooo excited kings of leon were going to be there in 07, but now that they have mainstream popularity its not cool to say that anymore so you bash? I remember that year EVERYONE was telling me Kings of leon was the band to see...where did all those fans go?

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Anonymous said...

@ 9:52 That was then. This is now.

4 long years ago. Things change.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ adding Trentemøller after Coachella homepage put a video of him up!

YOU HAVE NO INSIDE SOURCES. YOU ARE A JOKE.

Anonymous said...

I don't hate KoL due to their mainstream success. Good for them, they can play their fucking songs for assloads of our cash. That's the WHOLE point of forming a fucking rock band. The reason I can't stand them is because they are fucking BORING (not to say JJ was entertaining in 2008). I've seen KoL at 3 different fests, every show being more boring than the last. Hopefully we will have a repeat of Outside Lands and Empire of the Sun will play the Sahara that night. And if the Beasties play prior to KoL, my day won't be a total waste.

And another thing, Arcade Fire is not going to subhead. They're about 100 times bigger, more important and more enjoyable the KoL....if they sub, the fucking Velvet Underground, Talking Heads, Led Zeppelin, Outkast or (dare I say it), Radiohead and Bowie better be there. Even though they WON'T be.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about Kings Of Leon, HIGH CONTRAST got booked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If Kings of Leon headline, people will look back on the poster in a few years and say "jeez, that was an awful coachella"

Anonymous said...

Beastie Boys were a headliner at one of the other big festivals and Jay-Z took over the spot. I am guessing if this is the list that they would be a headliner especially with the comeback aspect.

Anonymous said...

@anon952

Yeah I guess your right cause it was right after les claypool. I remember many people bitching about the fact KOL was headlining while waiting at the which stage for the lips to start. So Roo fucked that up i guess, Chella will have plenty going on during their set so who really cares.

Anonymous said...

@anon952

And no the lips played a side stage...no one else played the main stage after KOL

Stuck Up Music Pussy said...

The headliners are The Strokes, Kings of Leon & Neil Young.

Coachella just isn't cool anymore. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

@stuck up music pussy

Surely there will be plenty of other acts that will make the night cool...when did the strokes and Neil young stop being cool?

Anonymous said...

THANKS MONKLISH!! cant wait to see the final go up on the website!

Anonymous said...

^ Please don't go this year. That will make the polo fields more open. Thank you in advance.

Stuck Up Music Pussy said...

@anon10:52 Neil Young will always be cool but The Strokes?? Srsly?

Anonymous said...

COACHELLA'S SITE IS DOWN. COULD IT BE?!?!

LINE-UP HERE WE COME...?

Anonymous said...

The site is not down.

Anonymous said...

don't get your hopes up man, i don't think the release date would be unannounced

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's been on and off for the past 30 minutes.

Victor said...

Would you little emo-pussies quit whining about KOL. I'm going to stuff you into locker-chella if I get my hands on your pasty white necks.

Anonymous said...

it's probably down because everyone on this site and facebook has been also at coachella.com refreshing every 30 seconds for the past 2 weeks. (myself included)

_____CRUNKLISH_____ said...

I HAVE CRASHED TEH COOCHELLA BOARDS!
BEHOLD FOR I AM YOUR GOD NOAW!!!


http://i.imgur.com/aLCzu.gif

Anonymous said...

i hope this is happening!!!

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon suck for the following reasons:

They peaked with Aha Shake Heartbreak. Every album, including the one that followed Aha, Because of the Times, has been an attempt to become the next U2.

However, instead of relying on actual artistic, creative, resourceful ability, they've relied on cheesy hooks to get as much radio play as humanly possible (see Sex On Fire).

They've literally sold out a little more with each and every album since Aha. The production is much slicker, and not in a good way. Along with their rise to fame they've advocated every single drug known to man, perhaps with the exceptions of Heroin and DMT. This is both irresponsible, and totally cliched. Do we really need any more 15 year olds walking around completely fried on prescription painkillers? They lie about other things in interviews (like they're talent) so why can't they lie about their rampant drug use?

They've also let fame go completely to their heads. you can tell, just watch any interview with them post-Aha, they come off as completely self absorbed and really just make fools of themselves.

They're probably as over saturated as any of the Biebers, Ga Ga/s, and Perrys of the world, and their music is just as good. They said they didn't want to be the 'good looking brothers from Southern America' but it seems to me that's exactly what they're resting on these days.

And really.....would Sex on Fire be as big as it is if it didn't have the word 'sex' in it? you honestly think it would??? Total record executive ceo marketing demographic bullshit. Sell outs.

Kings of Leon would be such a lazy and unfortunate choice for GV. Smart, yes, because it'll bring back all the Jack Johnson fans from 3 years ago, tweens =cash, but tweens + festival dominated by 20, 30 somethings who are drinking, smoking, and ala in all, come to the festival to be away from the rest of society don't appreciate the booking of a band that brings society only for the sake of deeper pockets.

LET DAFT PUNK HEADLINE. THEY DESERVE IT MORE.

Anonymous said...

There are advantages to having a band you don't like headline. Sometimes they hit the midnight curfew and get the plug pulled on them 10 minutes later. Believe me, even if Roger Daltry or Ian Curtis were up there singing, they have very little wiggle room with stuff like that. Also, you can beat the crowd out of the grounds a little early. Cheers!

Rayban Rick said...

Radiohead is headlining. They did away with RV camping to entice their return and limit the festival's carbon emissions.

Anonymous said...

The Killers were supposed to be an awful headliner. They put on a great show. Kings of Leon might be the same.

Anonymous said...

i hope KOL headlines one of the nights....just so i can watch the headlining act in the sahara tent and not feel bad about missing the main headliner. lol

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows "Monklish" is Suprefan, right? Good. Just making sure. Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Why does coachella.com show a Roskilde video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iDhEWozfII) on their homepage right now? They are merging with them? They have Trentemoller confirmed?

Monklish said...

@anon1215 Not true, but he is a nicer person than you all believe he is.

Anonymous said...

My refresh button just flipped me off.

Anonymous said...

I don't have anywhere else to tell the internet what I think! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGH1

Anonymous said...

@Monk

I know they usually do site updates but do you think the line-up could possibly be coming up within the next day or so?

Anonymous said...

Radiohead will not be there

Anonymous said...

so if these 6 bands are playing:
Neil Young
The Strokes
Arcade Fire
Daft Punk
Kings of Leon
Chemical Brothers

which are the 3 headliners?
I think it would be Neil Young, Arcade Fire, and Daft Punk. That attracts the most crowds.

Anonymous said...

not to play spoiler to whatever bullshit insight monklish will have into the website issue, but this happens every year. if run a website that will probably get tens to hundreds of thousands of hits in a span of a few hours, you make preparations. you nove your DBs to different servers with more structure for the upcoming needed bandwidth. this takes time for everything to catch up. you don't do this the night or day before you plan the needed upgrades in bandwidth. you do it weeks before. so they probably are just having their website moved so that it doesn't crash in 1 or 2 weeks when they release the lineup. then after all the commotion dies down after the festival, you move it back to a cheaper less bandwidth heavy server.

Anonymous said...

whoops replace chemical brothers with beastie boys in that last post

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon will be great for those of us who want to leave early and not feel like we missed something.

Anonymous said...

^ There are 4 other stages besides the main, not including the do lab. You will be missing a lot if you leave that early.

Anonymous said...

The kings of leon are the worst headliner ever.

Anonymous said...

what about tapes n tapes? new album + touring up until mid march. ehhh?

Anonymous said...

@12:12pm

I've seen The Killers live and they're actually good. Nearly every song they played was a danceable single and turned that place into a party.

Everyone I know who has seen KOL says it's such a bore that at one festival people started sitting down and others actually fell asleep.

Anonymous said...

if we're gonna have KOL there we might as well have Green Day and Blink 182 as the other headliners.

Anonymous said...

whats going on the coachella page?!?! could today be the day we have all been waiting for?

thank me later said...

If you all think Daft Punk and Beastie Boys are gonna be on the bill alongside Arcade Fire, KoL, and as Monk says, the Rolling Stones, then you are all sadly mistaken. I can assure you Monk is going down in flames because Daft, the Stones, and the Beastie Boys will not be there. You've been warned.

Anonymous said...

Green Day would be a killer headliner

Anonymous said...

I'd actually trade Daft Punk's appearance to not have KOL there. And i'd looove daft to headline.

I saw parts of KOL at Lollapalooza a couple years ago. It's still one of the worst headliners in Lolla history. Don't make the same mistake, Coachella.

suprefan said...

Why do you people think that Monklish knows anything about the Coachella website? She's not associated with them.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ saw KOL at lollapalooza 09 as well..... zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz bore from start to finish

Anonymous said...

Soooo no RV camping? What's this all about?

Anonymous said...

coachella site seems to be down right now....they must be giving it a facelift!!!!!

Lieutenant said...

Killers are pretty well-known for an energetic show, though. Kings of Leon have never been known for that so I doubt it would change. Aha Shake Heartbreak was a fun album, though. And Youth and Young Manhood has an intriguing name. It's a shame they've lost touch with that and decided to be so awful in the last 4 years. I attempted to listen to that new album. They're like Creed meets the south at this point.

Anonymous said...

why exactly would KOL headline over the storkes?? they were one of the biggest bands around last time they dropped an album. plus don't they have enough material to fill a headliner spot. I would say the strokes are a lot closer to the Killers headling spot than KOL is. how basass would it be is Queens of the Stone Age played and then the Strokes and maybe a badass dj closing out saturday night.

Anonymous said...

And copying your predecessors is pretty huge now. Check out Viva La Vida. How many pages did they rip directly out of My Bloody Valentine's playbook and exploit for all the uncultured kids who have never heard of MBV and will never get around to it.

Anonymous said...

the strokes deserve it waaaaaaay more than Kings of Peeon

Anonymous said...

for the love of god NO KINGS OF LEON please.

thank you.

Anonymous said...

I would honestly rather have Kanye than Kol

Anonymous said...

The Strokes headlined ACL last year with Muse and the Eagles.

Anonymous said...

Foo Fighters would have been a far better choice for mainstream act of 2011. They are an everyman band who could bring that same target audience and many more. Plus there is a lot of buzz surrounding their new album since Dave recorded with Butch Vig, the producer of "Nevermind". But, KOL have been doing stadium shows over the past few years and Foo's last outings were generally housed in pavillion venues. Even then, I'd much rather see Dave Ghrol up there then the god damned followill bunch.

Anonymous said...

According to the Coachella Facebook page (in reference to the site being down):

"its due to server malfunction. and it sucks. all company sites are down, its not just coachella"

Anonymous said...

how badass would this be

Friday,NEIL YOUNG, Arcade Fire, Interpol, Black Keys,
Sat.,STROKES,Qotsa,Chemical Brothers,Crystal Castles
Sunday, DAFT PUNK, Beastie Boys, KOL, Gogol Bordello


does that work for anybody. sure to have plenty to see each night if that happens. and thats my final guess unless someone else confirms before the release of the lineup.

Anonymous said...

dude...totes agree with the person hyping High Contrast! he's gonna be SIIIIIICK (this year's Flying Lotus or Tosca!)

Royksopp just released West Coast tour dates & they're playing in L.A. on March 29th btw...could definitely mean they might be stickin' around the area for a Coacheezie appearance. or one can hope anyway! eh fuck it, I'll just go to their L.A. show regardless!

death to KoL!!!

Anonymous said...

foo fighters are just as lame as kings of leon

Anonymous said...

Looking more and more like a NOchella for myself. Time to check out Sasquatch I guess.

Anonymous said...

Coachella > Sasquatch

Anonymous said...

whoever posted the NOchella can go ahead and go to sasquatch. don't fucking let us know. no one is gonna miss you.

Anonymous said...

People were happy about KoL in 07 because they weren't headliners. It's fine that they had mainstream success but it doesn't mean we have to be happy they are headlining. If they subbed (which from what I understand they kind of are) people wouldn't have much of a problem. It's just a matter of where they are on the poster.

Nobody knows exactly what the lineup is except GV. But from what I understand the favorites are:

Fri - Arcade Fire / Neil Young
Sat - Kings of Leon / Daft Punk

Sun - The Strokes are subheadlining, but we don't really know who the headliner is. Favorites are The Rolling Stones or The White Stripes, with maybe Coldplay as the outlier.


I've essentially given up hope on my top wishlist act of Radiohead.

Anonymous said...

People were happy about KoL in 07 because they weren't headliners. It's fine that they had mainstream success but it doesn't mean we have to be happy they are headlining. If they subbed (which from what I understand they kind of are) people wouldn't have much of a problem. It's just a matter of where they are on the poster.

Nobody knows exactly what the lineup is except GV. But from what I understand the favorites are:

Fri - Arcade Fire / Neil Young
Sat - Kings of Leon / Daft Punk

Sun - The Strokes are subheadlining, but we don't really know who the headliner is. Favorites are The Rolling Stones or The White Stripes, with maybe Coldplay as the outlier.


I've essentially given up hope on my top wishlist act of Radiohead.


I Think that this is very accurate

Anonymous said...

Does anyone wonder what the Coachella Board regulars were doing with their lives during the 45 minutes or so the site was down? Here's hoping they managed to cross something off their bucket lists before it came back up.

Anonymous said...

^ i went back to work

Anonymous said...

btw...is it just me or does that Trentemoller live vid on the Coachella site kick a ridiculous amount of ass?!?

Anonymous said...

^^thats so yesterday

Smokin Buddy said...

just cleaned my "woodgrain" Illadelph bong w/ disc perc ashcatcher. damn this thing is beautiful and it smokes so good. Anyone else chiefin on a Illa? I know theres some of my medicated SoCal buddys on here. fuck the lineup lets get high till GV does something. just got some good White Diamond Kush and Moonwalker from the pharmacy. the rest of you that dont have access to a pharmacy commence being jealous.

Anonymous said...

most potheads miss the point.

Anonymous said...

@SmokinBuddy
Where in So CAl I'm down and off work at 5! : )

Smokin Buddy said...

miss what point? the point that everyone on here talks shit or the where everyone bitches about the line or how it hasn't come out yet? my point is that everyone on here needs to chill out and smoke some bud. try to remember why you love coachella so much.

Anonymous said...

dam hipsters get over it...who cares if the kol play..u dont need to watch...You ain't artsier than me
Cause you got sideburns and a vintage tee
I said you ain't artiser than me
Cause you pluck a guitar, that ain't fuckin bizarre
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you live in Los Feliz, bitch you ain't Jesus
You ain't artsier than me
I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab..You ain't artsier than me
Cause you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates
You ain't artsier than me
You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you make weed brownies and knit wool hats
You ain't artsier than me
You pseudo-elitest old-school sap...the grouch :)

Smokin Buddy said...

haha there we go!! im in sunny Irvine, Ca smokin on bud from Kush Kingdom in Santa Ana. they have the best stuff by far. Usually about 40+ strains to choose from.

Anonymous said...

You ain't artsier than me
Cause you got sideburns and a vintage tee
I said you ain't artiser than me
Cause you pluck a guitar, that ain't fuckin bizarre
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you live in Los Feliz, bitch you ain't Jesus
You ain't artsier than me
I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab

So what you're vegan?
It shows in your presence, you be geekin'
And you been seekin' the same light
Speakin' of game like the enemy, hang tight
I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity
Full of sun, rain & potential energy
All you saw were the K-Swiss
Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this
So you thought and dipped
My walks hip, thoughts; hipper
Unzip the zipper
No I don't wear hemp or drink liquor
And that don't make me the man, just a little bit sicker
Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper
From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper
And I'm proud of this, it's my art
You doin yoga just to look the part.

You ain't artsier than me
Cause you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates
You ain't artsier than me
You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian
You ain't artsier than me
Cause you make weed brownies and knit wool hats
You ain't artsier than me
You pseudo-elitest old-school sap
dam hipsters

Smokin Buddy said...

^^this guys high

Smokin Buddy said...

@ anon 401 where you at?

Anonymous said...

Duran Duran still on the list even though their own bassist said they would NOT be there?

Anonymous said...

@SmokinBuddy - I'm in Newport! Perfect hahaha, seriously wanna met up lol i'd like to try it : )

Anonymous said...

No Swedish House Mafia!!! FML. And fuck y'all that don't like them. They had a MONSTER year and deserve to be there. Last years EDM tent was by far the best tent of the Festival. HOUSE MUSIC is taking over.

Anonymous said...

LOL

I love that you referenced "los feliz" in that poem. I live there and yeah it's ALL HIPSTERS!!

Then again I'm kind of a hipster so....

Anonymous said...

If you have to declare yourself a hipster then you are not a hipster.

Anonymous said...

Penis in the mouth. Penis in the mouth. Penis in the mouth. Penis in the ass. Penis in the ass. Penis in the ass. Face on the keybioard facebobnehthekeyboarfacebokeenerbheyrh rhr kaybor.d

Anonymous said...

^^ o ya i can feel the love

?????? said...

What's a hipster?
What do they wear? (can you be especific, please)
What bands do they listen to?
What dosent make you a hipster?

Thanks!

Smokin Buddy said...

@ anon 425 shit why chill at my place when we can party at your place in Newport? have you ever been to One World on newport ave.? thats actually where i purchased my Illa ashcatcher. they have a great selection too.

Anonymous said...

a hipster is a person that wears vintage clothes, rayband sunglasses, lives in low income housing usually in old mexican communities, does all the tendy stuff, most think they are djs or pretend to be in a band, buy up all the vintage records, whatever is trendy at that moment in time. All because they think they are cool by doing it. in other words lame ass people that cant think for themselves and are all followers.

Anonymous said...

No Bloody Beetroots or Steve Aoki ? They tore up the place 2 years ago

Anonymous said...

@SmokinBuddy- I work in Newport silly lol, but yeah I've seen it haven't been in for awhile tho. Also I CANT WAIT for the annoucements!!!! I would love to see:
Headliners:
Radiohead
Rolling Stones
Daft Punk
Oh and can we through in
StS9, &
LOTS of Electronica
: )!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck yea Los Feliz

Anonymous said...

I heard that Tag Team are going to headline the Mojave on Friday night. I heard that their backup dancers are pretty good.

Anonymous said...

@ anon 426

sorry, i can't let you think that's an original poem. Even though you don't deserve to know who the Grouch is. Do us all a favor and decide coachella is too mainstream for you.

fucking dumbass

Anonymous said...

@anon533

You know...what's NOT mainstream, IS kinda mainstream these days...it's a bullshit paradox we are trapped in! like the movie groundhog day, the only difference is the third twin wakes bill murray up every morning instead of the beach boys...

Smokin Buddy said...

@ anon 450 then ya we should meet up and smoke sometime soon. I like your headliner picks, thats my coachella wish list too. maybe add in some ghostland observatory! hit me up @ smokinbuddy4coachella@yahoo.com and we can exchange info.

Anonymous said...

the exchange of numbers so some stoner douchebags can get together and fuck each other is worse for this site than all the anti monklish rhetoric

Anonymous said...

aoki tore it up? the only thing he 'tore up' are my fucking eardrums.

Anonymous said...

Can someone educate me by telling me who's in the new video at Coachella's site, and is it their music playing?

Anonymous said...

At 7:21 Anonymous: The video on the current coachella homepage: It is Trentmoller at Roskilde 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iDhEWozfII)

Anonymous said...

I JUST GOT THE LINEUP! DISAPPOINTMENTCHELLA! GROSS!

Anonymous said...

^^^ if u got the lineup and it sucked, u would be posting it right now...nice try

Anonymous said...

@ anon 5:33

That post was so dumb in so many different ways I do not know where to begin. Perhaps you will realize your superiority complex is nothing but self-delusional idiocy. Nice Try!

Anonymous said...

Coachella just posted a new video of Radiohead!!!

Anonymous said...

^ Lolz. It's Phantogram.

Anonymous said...

New Video on site!
Who is it??

Anonymous said...

^ It's Phantogram.

Anonymous said...

^^Phantogram confirmed!

Anonymous said...

Based on the videos posted by coachella.com Monklish is 0/2 so far. Just wait a few more minutes and Phantogram will appear on the home stretch list.

Anonymous said...

Saw them at Treasure Island Music Festival. I thought they were really good!

Anonymous said...

Yes! Radiohead is going!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!! said...

OMGGGGGGGGGGG
RAFIOHEAD IS HEADLINING!
:DDDDDDDD

Anonymous said...

I just found out!

Fri: arcade fire

Sat: kings of Leon

Sun: Radiohead

BELIVE IT OR NOT. .
You will find out January 28th

Anonymous said...

OMG NO ONE BELIEVES YOU

Anonymous said...

Are you serious?!
Ahhhhhh
I can't wait!
BEST COACHELLA EVER!

Phantogram4EVER! said...

Phantogram!!!!!!!!!
I'm Definetly going to coachella now!
Fuck the rest of the lineup!
All I need is my baby Phantogram <3 <3 <3

Anonymous said...

Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there:)
 

Anonymous said...

Children lrn2internet

In the bottom right corner of the video is the option to see it on jewtube.

click the button.
see band name and video title.
????
profit!

Also, I don't think any band has headlined Coachella twice and seeing as Radiohead already has then I'm skeptical of it ever happening again. *sad*

Anonymous said...

"Also, I don't think any band has headlined Coachella twice and seeing as Radiohead already has then I'm skeptical of it ever happening again."

There have been a few repeat headliners: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bjork, and The Cure...

Anonymous said...

@12:37 AM

You give me hope.

:D

Anonymous said...

^ Why are people on here so uninformed about Coachella??? No one has ever headlined Coachella TWICE??? ARe u for real? The Cure TWICE (once in 04 and once in 06). TOOL did it TWICE (once in 1999 at the first festival and once in 2006). Chili Peppers did it TWICE (once in 03 and once in 07). RAge did it in 99 and 07. Bjork in 02 and 07. and then Sahara headliners always repeat (Prodigy, Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Kraftwerk).

Anonymous said...

the cure did not play in 06.

Anonymous said...

>Sahara
>headliners
>lol

Anonymous said...

TTT not DP

http://efestivals.co.uk/news/11/11014a.shtml

Anonymous said...

the third twin is daft punk, proof? no one else stepping up and claiming amazing music that is being called daft punks. I mean come on if you were a dj and everyone thought the biggest electronic act in the world had made it not you wouldn't you want some credit. thus proving the whole story about how it was the actual music for the tron movie but disney being disney rejected it so they could fit in more orchestral music. One of the songs is called justice. And the name suggests that it is a Daft Punk side project. Can you imagine what Tron would have been like if you added those 12 tracks + the few good ones they did put on the soundtrack.

Anonymous said...

and who cares what they call it. its a new album from the master minds behind DP. great music no matter what name. Plus their whole thing about not wanting to use their faces so no one knows them thus making it more about the music. Now they are doing it again as TTT. and they leaked their album back in 05' before it got released. And Disney wants money if they try to perform under the name DP. come on its so obvious.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punks first album "Homework"

the Third Twin first album "Homemade"

coincidence ? i dont think so.

Anonymous said...

man and daft punk only says that they (daft punk) are not playing that festival in spain but they never said they are not the third twin or that they will not be performing under the name the third twin. maybe thats what we can expect for coachella.

Anonymous said...

FYI Justice is not a DP side project. They are 2 completely different DJs.

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