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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1194 of 1194remember 2009 when we had to wait until february? yup...expect that again...
Seriously this better be one hell of a fuckin update when it comes. A month with not a word. Monk u best drop a bomb on this shit or people are going to lose faith ya heard. Fo realz b
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@659 Shut the fuck up.
COACHELLA IS CANCELLED BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES. penguins in diapers.
Stop posting if you have nothing to contribute. My god you are all impatient little bitches.
you sound like a hypocrite. dont post unlessblah blah blah. little bitch. dont you realize that black sabbath is playing? christ, man.
There it is again!
It's not the wind!
Sometimes I like to smother myself in peanut butter and wack off while listening to mp3 recordings of the coachella board posts of nathanfairchild and ragepatton.
Then I splooge on a special printout of guyintucson's avatar.
@8:08 go back in time and see them at Ozzfest 1992 or some shit
so besides james and arctic monkeys, there hasnt been anything else. absolutely nothing about sigur ros? what about pulp?
naked and famous are not playing. monk you should probably take that down.
James and Arctic Monkeys suck.
monklish's list of obvious guess's sucks. she made a big mistake. and she will be ridiculed for it.
you guys can keep ignoring me but the headliners are
Lady Gaga
Black Keys
Radiohead
monk will confirm this in a few days
she said we have to get to 2012 posts before the update
It would be funny if Monk just said fuck it and never posted again. She can concentrate on her new venture...www.indiechella.com
"indie chella" is a terrible name, super lame...
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Black Keys are subbing dumb ass and Gaga isn't headlining.
Black Keys doing the same slot at the same festival two years in a row? Way to keep things fresh and exciting.
RADIOHEAD
PULP KRAFTWERK FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE
RADIOHEAD
BJORK BON IVER JUSTICE
ROGER WATERS THE WALL
BLUR ARCTIC MONKEYS JEFF MANGUM
627
Then enters the creator's project...
7 AM
So you're telling me Iver and Mangum were the only Americans available? That's pretty shitty.
Tom Petty-The Black keys
Radiohead-Pulp
Eminem-Lil Wayne
even if you dont like the headliners, the undercard will be incredible as always!
you got it right except the black keys. it will be my morning jacket in that slot.
and a electronic act will close the main stage on friday.
see you in 2 weeks. :)
eminem is touring you terrible troll
"eminem is touring you terrible troll"
lol
Who thinks we can go a full month without an update?? haaa
Whats the matter Monk...Coachella message board hasnt givin you any new info?? lmao
Nobody knows the trouble i've seen
Nobody knows but Monklish.
Indiechella has had 2 updates in the past 3 weeks. Including one from yesterday.
KROQ just announced there will be a Coachella announcement after 12pm today.
Soon......
monklish is a genius for starting indiechella.
^That's really fucking annoying and obvious...
Did they say 'big news' or 'special news' about Coachella on KROQ?
QUEENS of the mother fucking STONE AGE :)
They aren't announcing the line up on KROQ after 12. It will prob. be that 'they have no news yet, but they will soon. Listen at 7 tomorrow for more non news'
EVERYONEZZ LISTENZZZ TO KROQ!!!!!!!!
what a kroq of shit
KROQ IS A BOX OF BLOODY DILDOS.
VAN HALEN
THE MONKEES
AC/DC
STEVEN TYLER
DIAMOND DAVE (DJ SET)
LOUTALLICA
SAMMY HAGAR
BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE
OMG! Did KROQ really just announce that????
@10:50
The big news kroq just announced, is that you are an idiot.
KROQ JUST CONFIRMED MONKLISH IS GOD
Here we go.. http://coachella.com/
AZEALIA BANKS is on the bill.
^and she is TERRIBLE
A less talented "urban" Robyn?
Pass.
That song was pure shit, just like everything diplo touches.
Even coachella is updating monk lol
the tings tings are playing.
yall are the worst.
black sabbath is headlining.
i dont mond is black sabbath headlines, because i could take a break from the mainstage. But as long Radiohead, and someone from this list is there, im guuud:
Pearl jam
roger waters
Rihanna
Indiechella has had 2 updates in the past 3 weeks. Including one from yesterday.
Winning
indiechella sucks dick..
she only adds random bands to her list. i rather take monk then indiechella.
indiechella sucks dick..
she only adds random bands to her list. i rather take monk then indiechella.
I think this is the final year for Monklish. Each year the list gets less and less credible, but this year, wow, no matches and tons of artists listed that are already booked for both weekends.
RIP
^^
What in THE FUCK are you talking about, go back to sucking on your own cunt until the lineup is revealed.
Cursive is booked during book weekends so they wont be playing
The lineup will probably be out next week so Monklish better start guessing
Cursive and The Naked and Famous will be removed from the list the night before the lineup drops to increase that accuracy percentage.
No shit, wouldn't you do the same
hahaha yea...
aidzneedlesRADIUSCLAUSEvideosonthemainpageTICKETSONSALENOWfuckyouallBLACKSABBATHISHEADLINING
monk where ya at? D:
Have u heard anything on The Stone Roses Monk?
How many fuckin people is it gonna take to ask if monk knows anything about the fucking stone roses, after the 3000th request it should be fucking obvious that monk doesn't know or doesn't want to talk about the fucking stone roses. Jesus Christ. Fuck. Stop asking about the stone roses. I hope they don't play just to fuck over all the stone roses fans based soley off the impatient people on this blog. Fuck stone roses. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Thank you.
Sooooo....... Stone roses?
Eat a dick.
do you know anything on the stone roses monk?
stone roses are subbing for black sabbath.
Did monk give an update about stone roses? There isn't a search function on this blog.
I was just wondering about The Stone Roses, Monk. What are the chances they'll be on the lineup?
We need an update on stone roses.
Any word on TSR?
Please say The Roses are playing this year.
When is the fucking time slot of Stone Roses in April, Monkles?
Does anyone know how many videos on the mainpage they showed last year before they dropped the lineup?? also if it were like last year THIS year, then how many days til the lineup are we looking at if it is the same this year?
Anon 8:29
The line up dropped last month, please keep!
last year there were no more than 7 videos than the lineup dropped. i think we could have it by next week
...
soon
...
If Stone Roses do play there will be all kinds of post about how they should be the headliner over whoever is listed as headliner and then when they play 100 people will be at their stage.
just like Pavement.
Anon 8:29
Last year there were 5-6 videos before the lineup was announced if I remember correctly. The ones I remember were:
Trentemoller
Phantogram
Lightning Bolt
and Tame Impala
Anyone remember any other videos from last year?
^Fanfarlo, but they didnt end up making it :(
and Monarchy
and Monarchy
yeah i remember a video where your mom was eating a freshly laid turd from jim james butthole. this is also a confirmation the my morning jacket is headlining. and black sabbath.
Stone Roses ain't playing.
just remember boys and girls...buttholes arent catholic ;)
Lineup is out next week.
prepare for major letdown just sayin
^coachella never lets down.
It's hardly a let down if Radiohead is headlining
Radiohead and My Morning Jacket headlining and Black Keys are sharing the top line with Bjork so its gonna be the best Coachella ever.
Monk is my morning jacket headlining? Say it ain't so...
Is TOOL gonna be there anyone?? They're dates match up
If petty is there anyone think he would take a sub spot or a headlining one??
Where's your final guesses Monk? Now or never right
3:33 Anon
It would be petty of Petty to think that way
lol at My Morning Jacket headlining.
They couldn't even headline/get a long set at Bonnaroo of all places.
Petty would headline without a doubt.
Monklish really is slacking this year
coachella started posting music videos of the artists on their page.
Maybe Monk was the LA Arsonist and is sitting in jail
@ 9:53 MMJ played a 3 hour set at Bonnaroo
^ That's not a long set by MMJ standards.
Coachella would never give them anywhere near 3 hours. Coachella doesn't owe it to them.
"I'm a big fan of MMJ. Therefor, Coachella should give them a 2-3 hour set."
Is Monklish dead? Serious question.
araabMUSIK
another artist missed by the almighty monklish
@ 10:54
Not a long set? Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.
Well, the person kinda DOES know what he/she is talking about:
MMJ isn't a Coachella headliner. Sorry, bro.
@11:42 -
Last year all the videos were undercard artists that had not been rumored at all by Monklish, Coachella boards, COS, etc. I think that's kind of the point.
lineup out on the 10th
What a fraud this blog is. I can't believe people actually think Monklish has insider knowledge.
No ones here for monklish. It's just like any other speculation tool at this point. Give him/her a break.
"Things will heat up next week"
guess not
Mehtric
soon...
Why was Monklish banned from the board?
Monklish on the boards is different.
Monklish on the boards is a sociopath and a junkie.
Line Up Out next monday at some point. Most likely 10PM PSTish.
Coachella could only hope to be lucky enough to have MMJ grace their stages for 3+ hours. Hell, The Cure did...
Lineup will be out on the 24th.
Deal with it.
Jan 23rd of 24th. End of story.
Daft Punk
Coachella has now made it to the uber-mainstream and is full on corporate.
Evidence -- about 30-40% of the coachella attendees were under 21.
Ya'll need to get off Daft Punk's nuts already
on a serious note, Black Sabbath is playing.
^
No . Black Sabbath is not playing .
"Y'all" need to learn how to speak English...Daft Punk ftw
I use to say ya'll when i lived on the East Coast . Southern thang !
Hey Monk , if you read this blog at all , and answer questions , please answer this one . What have you heard about Tom Waits being on the line up ?
Walter J, with Monk gone, do you have anything for us?
There was no Walter J you fool
hey surreal, FUCK YOU. you communist pig fucker.
Your insults make you look pathetic . Shhh little person . Go away .
So what is the deal? Is the lineup truly on lockdown or does monk just not know shit?
HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT HUMAN ROBOT
I think Robot comes before Human
monk is indiechella. the knowledge lies there.
I think GV is doing a fine job of keep'n the line up on lock . Nobody seems to know . Monk says its because people in the know are on vacation . Well , vacation is over . Lets get an update ! Really though , the line up will be out soon enough . Just wait for it .
Justice is pretty much a lock, right? whether theyre in the sahara or headline the main stage idc i just want to see another live set!
I've heard rumblings of last minute adjustments and confirmations.
Patience, the videos on the main page on the Coachella website are to hold you over with already confirmed acts....as I type this more than 90% of the lineup is signed, sealed & delivered. The rest is being finalized and the poster should be unveiled somewhere between the the window of the 16th and 20th of January.
I swore that I wouldn't come on here but seeing as how Monk has pretty much left every one of her followers out to dry I figured I'd provide some assurance that the lineup is indeed in the homestretch and near completion.
cheers
i thought the line up was completed last month
Walter J, please go the fuck away.
By the way...My Morning Jacket will never headline Coachella even on a bad year. The headliners will be...
Radiohead
Coldplay
Bjork
Hey look I can be an anonymous person and name myself Walter J also...
Or Suprefan
Or even Jesus
GV is killing it with non disclosures or something...1 update during the peak of the lineup rumors? thought you were better than that monk. Guess the Daft/Stones fuckup from last year was SOP for you
Hey guys, i know its hard for you all to understand but if monkfish gets no updates we get no updates, maybe her source(s) are as dry as all your vaginas, the boards know nothing, monkfish might know nothing, and the industry might not know shit either, just a thought
11:39, you are an imposter
Daft Punk WILL be on the poster...they are THE reason for the switch to two weekends and for the new main stage, which was merely being tested last year in preparation for Daft's surprise return in 2012.
Sorry bros, but My Morning Jacket is headlining.
Let's all just admit that My Morning Jacket is a horrible name for a band. I hate them simply because of their stupid fucking name...fuck those guys.
also Modest Mouse..fuck them too.
no update in a month.
LMAFO on the lineup
The naked and famous on the lineup.
This is a complete waste of time you guys. Anyone can make the guesses that are up there. Not that hard.
So do we all agree that the headliners are out of these:
Radiohead
Bjork
Foo Fighters
Coldplay
TOOL
Tom Petty
Red Hot Chili Peppers
My Morning Jacket (though i still think they are subs, but hell they let the Gorillaz and The Killers headline)
LONGSHOTS:
Pearl Jam
Daft Punk
Roger Waters - The Wall
Eminem and Dre or Eminem and Lil Wayne
Still no update for 2012 on Windish.
Jumbaco is headlining!
@ BALLz
my best guess from your list would be Radiohead , Bjork , and yes.....MMJ . Its time for MMJ to headline . If AF , KOL , JJ , and Killers can do it , you bet MMJ can do it better x 10
This fucking place is dead. And so is monklish. I'm coming after you fat boy/girl
Atari teenage riot is a lock. What is it 1998?
@ 7:47
You hate a band because of the name ? WOW , you must hate alot of bands .
Jimmy Cliff
Jimmy Cliff-confirmed
Coachella definately needs more Reggae . I hope Jimmy Cliff would be there . Black Uhuru , Steel Pulse , Eek a Mouse would make me IRE too .
MMJ didn't headline at Bonnaroo, ACL, and Sasquatch last year. I repeat, they disnt een headline Bonnaroo. Why would they headline the preeminent North American festival if they couldn't even HL the festival that started it all for them? I love MMJ, but let's get real. They are unfortunately just no headliners yet. KOL, the Killers, Arcade Fire all did so after arena tours, #1 albums, and grammy's. I saw MMJ last month at a 5,000 seat theater with half the seating blocked off. Those guys just aren't at that level yet. End of story.
Okay . Valid point . MMJ should still be there though .
Coldplay added a 3rd bowl show. I would say that completely knocks them out now.
Seriously, why the fuck is anybody pestering her with updates? Last year, the lineup was posted SEVEN days after the first video. So we are on Day #3. You clotpoles can't hold out for four more days?
Daft Punk, b****es
i mean this is really the only time of year that Monk ever gets any legit info. Last year she didnt even have KoL or Kanye on the radar and had DP and the Stones up there till now. So if she ever tried to make her shit look like "the most accurate site on the internet" it was in early january when she corrected her lists to have a higher accuracy. Apparently she just doesn't give a fuck anymore
"They let the Killers and Gorillaz headline."
The Killers and Gorillaz are a million times more popular than my morning jacket you moron.
This isn't rocket science.
I'm a repressed homo.
No updates from Monklish, no postings from Suprefan at Coachella boards...mmmmm they ran away to Vegas to get married.
Nine months time 'Suprelish' will be born.
Get off Supre's dick
soon
@Surreal..
u got ur wish.....
I called Kanye on my blog last year and she said that I didn't know shit.
For the people saying if
Killer
Kings of Leon
Gorillaz
Jack Johnson
can headline than so can MMJ.
Those 4 above had HUGE and several radio hits and got played constantly on the radio and were played a TON in LA radio stations. MMJ while superior to all of them combined never gets radio play except NPR and college stuff.
MMJ superior to Gorillaz?!? PSSSSSHHH!!! ok, hippie. not a fan of KoL at all so I'll give you that one, and I agree that JJ was an absolute joke of a headliner...but I'll also take the Killers over MMJ any day of the week.
I dig MMJ, but they're so overrated with all these hipster indie folk.
1:43 PM, link it
@158
@203
1044 said that 6 hours ago. We get it.
How about Manu Chao?!?!?!?!? He fucking kills live!
Monklish sucks this year. For sure not gonna follow u next year
Hey anons, you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
My Morning Jacket
Lady Gaga
Radiohead
Radiohead, Bjork and Daft Punk
In: reunions of Pulp, At the Drive-in, Mazzy Star, fIREHOSE and Hot Snakes.
Not: The Knife, Black Sabbath, Garbage, No Doubt, Jeff Mangum, Tom Waits, Lush, Refused, Swedish House Mafia, Prodigy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Portishead, Cibo Matto, Culture Club, Afghan Whigs, Blur and Black Star.
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soon...
im seriously going to dick slap you if you dont shut up Suprefan!
i really dont care if you update monk, since the line up is out next week. No updates=more surprises :)
Yay Next Week!
hey monk im hearing allot of bands are pushing up their tour dates in europe or even cancelling. how will this affect coachella?
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