Active Child
Andrew Bird
AraabMuzik
Arctic Monkeys
ASAP Rocky
AVICII
Azealia Banks
Band of Skulls
Battles
Bassnectar
Beardyman
Beirut
Boom Bip
Bon Iver
Calvin Harris
Caribou
Childish Gambino
Damian Jurado
Das Racist
Dawes
Dev
Digitalism
Death Grips
Donavon Frankenreiter
Feist
fIREHOSE
First Aid Kit
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Four Tet
Future Islands
Gardens and Villa
Girls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gold Panda
Gotye
Group Love
Holy Ghost!
Hot Snakes
James
Jimmy Cliff
Justice
Kasabian
Katchafire
Keep Shelly in Athens
Kings of Convenience
La Roux
LMFAO
M83
Metronomy
My Morning Jacket
Neon Indian
Nero
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Other Lives
Pulp
Radiohead
The Black Keys
The Cat Empire
The Civil Wars
The Head and the Heart
The Rapture
The Shins
Santigold
SBTRKT
SebastiAn
Spector
St Vincent
Swedish House Mafia
Talvin Singh and Niladri Kumar
Tennis
tUnE-yArDs
Wild Flag
Wu Lyf
Young the Giant
Zeds Dead
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"Whose the douche now?"
Easy. The Douche Brigade who do nothing but cry 24/7 about what a joke Monklish is, and yet they can't stop talking about this blog. And now, when the Coachella board goes down, the first they do is run here because they can't go 10 minutes without trying to impress someone with dogforts and retard "wit."
Any other questions?
Drop it. Old.
Modest Mouse ;)
I wish At the Drive-in had been In a Drive-by
Twitter account just posted that Daft Punk will be playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yall have itchy little boy pussies.
^ Wow. That was pretty pathetic. Try again.
@ 11:53
You're right. I am.
Can you all just imagine I posted a dogfort here, and give me some LOLs?
And how come there's no post count by my name? How will you all know how smart I am if you can't see all the work I put into dogforts?
I'll just go ahead and add it so you don't get confused.
gueditasuckssupredick
location: Douch Brigade Central
posts: 284,295
Friday: Black Keys/MMJ
Saturday: Lady Gaga/Beyonce
Sunday: Radiohead/Flaming Lips
I heard from a little bird that Francias Chalpin's band will be headlining on Saturday...so it won't be Gaga/Beyonce.
A couple weekes ago the guy who runs Babmboozle tweeted something along the lines of "if coachella has at the drive in and refused reunions then we need something big." so now with the at the drive in reunion happening, I wonder if this means a refused reunion? sounds like a long shot, but would be ridiculous.
The Weeknd confirmed via Coachella video!
The Weeknd confirmed, lineup tomorrow?
This isn't funny, guys. I just read a post on The Scenester that said HandBanana and Suprefan have both been rushed in an ambulance to the nearest hospital after separate attempts to take their own lives after suddenly realizing they are doing nothing with their lives and their relevance to the outside world is meaningless when viewed outside the spectrum of a festival message board.
The Weeknd sucks. Its another band for the under 21 year old/idiots to roll to
^no one is going to be rolling for The Weeknd...thats retarded
I'm gonna be rolling for everything.
@12:35, I have it on good authority that hospital psychiatrists are being advised to set up a special website which mirrors the Coachella board, right down to the dogforts, which is being used to treat any Douch Brigade members who are breaking down.
Their delicate egos must be slowly massaged, and treatment also includes fake laughter at the "humor," cat pictures, and derp references, no matter how repetitive, inane, or downright retarded they may be.
Patients must be treated with extra care to reinforce their own self-perceptions as cool internet hipsters (despite overwhelming evidence of junior high mentality and emotional retardation), and there must be a plentiful supply of dogfort pics on hand to soothe their sensitive vaginas.
Hopefully they all pull through this trying time, as the internet is suffering a severe shortage of dogforts and douchebags at the moment.
^^ STFU you burnout. We're all sick of your retarded spewing.
weeknd confirmed
via video
Hey thelastgreatman,
You're act is fucking boring. Grow up.
do you have any idea how dumb you look for trying to rip people for using the internet to feel cool OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET
Derpity derp derpas derposity.
Huh guedita and malcolmjamaalawesome? Can I get a high five and some LOLs? For pointing out some derps. That's like epic and derpey and internet memey and stuff.
(Working on dogforts and scarjo pics now, please be patient)
Was board shut down to stop the spreading of news about the big secrets like last year with DFA and The London Suede?
@12:58. You're only seeing the half of it. I've been embedding my posts in dogfort comment balloons, printing them out, and handing them out at the local Walmart.
You wouldn't believe how many LOLs I'm getting. (The spoken type, not the internets ones)
I tried handing out pics of scarjo but I got a couple derps and that just made me all sad inside.
Alot of hostility, and none directed at Monklish. It's a day for the ages.
i'll bet big money its Baily or the wanna be Monklish crack smoker from the boards last year
Holy shit. The Weeknd. First live performance ever at Coachella?
15th
Hi, I'm suprefan and every time someone mentions Monklish, I like to pretend like I'm her.
Then I like to post a dogfort. Or ten.
Death From Above blew fat chunks last year. I hope they break up for good...
I'm surprised anybody is excited to see The Weeknd. Their sound isn't anything special. Might as well paint a turd and stick it on stage
The Coachella forums are down... lineup tomorrow?
tinychat.com/coachella
coache11a
it would suck to be suprefan because of the whole lacking of a life sort of thing hes got going on... but it would suck even more to be one of you blog faggots making fun of him... that means hes infamous enough for you tools to take notice.
all of you need a life.
why cant you cunts wait patiently for the lineup and not give a fuck about the board loosers?
EMERGENCY TO COACHELLA BOARD MEMBERS IF YOU ARE READING, MEET IN TINYCHAT.COM/COACHELLA TO CONFIRM YOU ARE STILL WITH US. AM I COMING IN CLEAR? AM I COMING IN CLEAR?
whats the pass word for tinychat, tried guessing radiohead and coachella. neither worked
What the hell is this? I got a text from TeamCoachellaHellYeah telling me to check this place out. I come here and don't find a single dogfort, no scarjo, and a very low ratio of people saying derp.
What a disappointment.
ragepatton, I'm really sorry man. I heard second hand that this was the place to go when the board went down. But as you can see, the lack of dogforts makes it unacceptable. The derp here is derptastic. So much epic derping going on its derpalicious.
I mean, who can derp the derpas without some scarjo to derp? That's just derp. Am I right? Derp.
Dogfort.
monk, I'm the one who posted before the announcements several of the acts before they were published by GV. You've done a good job this year but think very very hard about someone big that you've missed... maybe someone you heard whispers of in the past.. think, monk! you have two days to predict a headliner you don't have!!! :)
^
nobody cares anymore asshat
So this guy, posting about how the coachella board is for a bunch of losers with no jobs, high post counts and post dogfort and scarjo pictures. Has now posted about 30 times in the past couple of hours( you know its the same person because of the writing style).
He has taken time to post about dogfort and scarjo. My question is : Who is the loser now?
"My question is: Who is the loser now?"
Obvious answer: Anyone without a hard drive full of dogforts.
when the boards go down well just hum
^^Oh man, that is so much derp. It's like, lots and lots of derp.
(We like to say derp on the Coachella board).
Dogfort. Derp. Dogderpfort.
^Such a Douche Bag Kill yourself now..please...like now^ Seriously.
If I kill myself, who's going to take up the dogfort production slack?
Think it through before you post. Derp.
If its
Black Keys and My Morning Jacket
co headlining on Friday night.
I said that first before anyone
else.
i gotta say, whoever it is taking the piss out of the board commenters, is doing a masterful takedown. and no group of jackoffs deserve it more.
@DogFortsarenumberonefunny..thought it through...you can proceed.
^^Can you present your thoughts in the form of a dogfort conversation? I have a much easier time comprehending them that way. Kthanks.
^Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz^
^^Oh shit, I hope that means you've got a scarjo sleeping pic in the post queue. If not, you're the derp.
Hey dude, you know waaaaay to much about the coachella boards, like your jealous of them or something.
Maybe they kicked him off the board
Or made Fun of him until he went nuts and started posting hysterically on a different board.
So is scarjo confirmed?
Well no shit. Who wouldn't be jealous of 25,867 posts and a sweet dogfort pic collection?
Now I look back at all the time I wasted traveling, making money, and getting laid and just think "How many dogforts could I have posted and where would my post count stand right now if I'd spent all that time on the message board instead of in Phuket and Prague?"
you mad
Congrats on making a terrible blog outright unreadable
Stop overstating the obvious, of course I'm mad! I've been living a life full of sex, real offline friends, and a real job, but I've been denied the bounty of dogforts, scarjo, and derp that you boardies have been basking in for years!
Don't worry, I've already broken up with my girlfriend, applied for an anal bead sales position with Telemarket Inc, and hired a local Geek Squad guy to teach me how to make dogforts.
We're gonna be boardie buddies in no time!!!!!
everyone is just getting antsy for that lineup...WHICH WILL BE SO DERP
what the fuck is a dogfort?
Dogforts and Derps!? this board has completely turned to SHIT.
Ok, dogforts, enough already.
Can't we talk about the Molly supply and maybe a GHB hookup in the desert?
Oh, the irony. Kinda pathetic how obsessed you seem to be with an internet message board.
Kroq.com just changed logo and background to coachella graphics
I really don't like kroq. Capitalizing on the coachella hype as if they were putting it on.
Will M83 bring supermodels in lingerie wearing angel's wings strutting around the stage?
Would love to see some DIOYY on the lineup.
What percentage of people will attend both weekends? that's a lot of dehydration.
There's indie music in commercials? No way.
THE LINEUP IS ON THE WEBSITE!!!!!
THE SMITHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tool Bjork Radiohead motherfuckers!!!!!
The Who
The Smiths
Radiohead
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH CRAP!! THE SMITHS!!!
Well, that's a giant F-U to everyone who's ever doubted GV
PULP CONFIRMED!!!
http://pulppeople.com/
This station is now operational.
Just went to coachella.com.. When it was loading the million items or whatever it got stuck on ..
"http://www.coachella.com/mainposter.jpeg"
For about 30 secs
ITS COMING!!
I'm confused...I don't see anything about the lineup on the Coachella website. so they posted it real quick & then took it down??
what other bands did y'all see on there???
There's nothing there. Hypesters.
Up then down.. Up then down... this is the way.. every year.
People are likely trolling. WHICH IS A REALLY DICK MOVE toying with peoples' emotions right now.
It's real. Check out the link. Twitter is blowing up too. That's not just from this blog.
pulp is confirmed hes right
http://www.coachella.com/images/mainposter.jpeg
pulp website says so - playing april 13 and 20 empire polo fields
ok now is PULP
Do you still with me or not?
RADIOHEAD
PULP
SIGUR ROS
BJORK
PORTISHEAD
BON IVER
FOO FIGHTERS
TOM PETTY
AT THE DRIVE-IN
THANK YOU FOR NOT LYING ABOUT PULP
RADIOHEAD BETTER PLAY ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY, NOT FRIDAY.
@3:42pm that link does not work dude...it just says "page not found."
Refresh browser? Delete cookies?
LA Riots twitter says lineup at 4pm PST... so like 5 minutes... https://twitter.com/#!/lariots
So, who's got the Molly & GHB hookups?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150571005756648&set=a.486599786647.298601.20281766647&type=3&theater
Damn, what's with the annual rap headliner. Fuck!
Dr Dre and Snoop LOL...great job Monklish
DR DRE!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT :D
Lineup is fucking incredible...nice job GV.
Monk blows... im out ... for good
PEACE
Headliners are a little disappointing, but I love most of the under card.
Radiohead and Dr Dre are disappointing?? FUCK. OFF.
Barf. No buzz here. No double sell out. And dr and snogg. If this were the 90s yes, but today???????
The Black Keys and Dr Dre/Snoop are disappointing because BK played last year. Dre is yawn live.
Radiohead, no surprise. Headliners are so, so.
Rest=AWESOME
REFUSED, Pulp, Mazzy Star, Madness, fireHOSE, Jeff Mangum, Godspeed, AT THE FUCKING DRIVE IN, Company Flow, to name a few....with Radiohead and Dr Dre headlining...WHAT THE FUCK ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR FROM COACHELLA????!!!
Radiohead confirmed is pure awesomeness. The subs and undercard are delightful.
So what is Tim Armstrong solo?
This is the Best lineup I've ever seen.
Fucking terrible, just as many predicted. Black Keys aren't a headliner. Dre/Snoop is not a compelling live act. This is all Radiohead all the time. Sahara blows.
Time to start lurking the Lolla and Roo boards.
All 3 headliners are weak.
Radiohead will pretty much play the same show with the same lights they have used for the past 10 years. Beep Beep Click Click
The Black Keys? They're great live if you're seeing them in a theater.
Dre & Snoop Dogg?? Give me a fucking break but at least put them on 4/20.
ahahaha...you people are pathetic.
See they reserved Sunday as nigger night again.
real music lovers list! Thnx!! fuck off hipsters!!
Hilarious that people are being duped thinking fucking Jeff Mangum is going to save this shitfest.
Borrrrrring.
This lineup sucks.
Fuck Radiohead, they are so fucking tired.
The Black Keys were there last year and they are definitely not headliner material. I was hoping for Bjork or something more exciting:(
I can't even believe this lineup is real...Godspeed? ATDI? Refused? WHAT?
@4:37pm you're a fucking idiot, especially your comments about Radiohead. clearly you have not seem them live multiple times throughout the years.
I will agree that the Keys are not even close to headline worthy, and I will also agree that the big electronica acts (SHM, Afrojack, Guetta, Kaskade, Avicii, Ingrosso) are super weak except for Justice & Miike Snow...but the overall lineup is fantastic & the electronica undercard is amazing (FlyLo, SBTRKT, Sub Focus, Modeselektor, SebastiAn, NERO, Porter Robinson, dj Shadow, Calvin Harris, Noisia, etc.).
tough to complain...I'm not a big hip hop guy but I LOVED Jay-Z 2 years ago & I think Dre & Snoop will be an entertaining blast from the past...
I'm betting that the Black Keys get Portisheaded and a new headliner is dropped on top of them to sell out the second weekend....Daft Punk?
@4:53 I'm an idiot but you agree with me on 2 of 3 counts. Nice.
I've probably seen Radiohead more times than you and in much more interesting places than Indio. It's just exhausting, get over it.
The King of Limbs is an embarrassment and so is sycophantic fandom.
Go eat a bag of dicks and get out of my way as I'm trying to leave during Radiohead.
^ you must be HandBanana.
This is a brutal mess and a let down on many fronts. Why does Coachella continue to destroy this great music fest?
The Black keys - Last Year
Radiohead - Again?
Dre and Dogg - Last Decade
BRUTAL
I agree with Anon 5:07
I have to say that Monk was spot on this year, which makes me think she was playing it safe because of all the hate that goes towards her on the blog. If this is a "speculation" blog, why the fuck don't you let Monk speculate!
Coachella 2012 is the worst lineup thus far.
They could add a major headliner and the lineup is still the worst ever.
Credit where credit is due. Monk did a fantastic job predicting this year (once again). Kudos ... bitch.
what about sunday nigger night?
WOW, I'm glad the dorks who post here and on the boards are an insignificant percentage of the Coachella crowd.
wtf with calling Sunday n-word night and posting in anonymously.
Grow some balls.
what are YOU gonna fucking do?
Weekend 1 is already sold out for both GA and VIP though you can still get GA if you buy the shuttle combo.
Is the first weekend sold out already??? That's what I saw on the Coachella website, now I cannot go in again
Yes, Weekend 1 is sold out, but Weekend 2 is still available for both GA and VIP tix.
Ppooopiechella
Coachella is officially "an event"
Being "an event," this means that the under 21 crowd wants to go no matter who is playing.
Coachella will be this way as long as it can.
It officially sucks now
Weekend 1 is not sold out you fucking retards. Just part of the camping is.
I think I can speak for everyone when I say, "THANK GOD LMFAO IS NOT GOING TO BE THERE."
Otherwise, I'm really pissed that the first weekend sold out already. I got my ticket, booked my flight, hotel, rental, etc. I have several friends who were going to go to, but missed the May presale. Now I'm on my own... oh well.
That's one hell of an undercard. The headliners are predictable except the strange Dre/Snoop combo. Better than Kanye for me, but not amazing. I'm pretty happy overall.
Good job Monk.
Neither weekend will sell out unless they add a real headliner.
Can someone clarify the sold out thing for me. It says sold out online, but it isn't really sold out? Just camping?
Coachella site wont load :( are tickets on sale yet?
Derpity derp shouldn't be headlining but derpity should. Derp should be there...where is daft derp???
SOLD OUT!! WTF! BOTH WEEKENDS...better head to Stubhub
I know really no one cares, but anyone hoping My Morning Jacket, James Blake, Fleet Foxes, Active Child, Battles, Holy Ghost! ALL get added?
Tickets are still available and go on sale Friday at 10 am.
^ Yes! And Little Dragon
@Not Sold Out
Check coachella.com. Weekend 1 is sold out and camping is sold out both weekends. You should have got your shoot together and bought layaway.
FIRST OFF.....
Tickets go on sale on FRIDAY!!!
Second off.....
The Coachella website wasn't working properly for me, but it did say SOLD OUT beside weekend 1 for both GA and GA VIP.
HOWEVER......
Front Gate Tickets (Coachella's ticket site) says that Weekend 1 goes on sale Friday.
to sum up.....
CHILL THE FUCK OUT
This line-up is so terrible that it has sold out weekend 1 and nearly sold out weekend 2.
as always, monklish was way off. thanks for wasting my time again
Once again...Tickets go on sale F R I D A Y! The day after thursday and before saturday.
All tickets sold thus far were sold during the May presale.
Umm, so I just found out from a genuine insider that Weekend 1 officially sold out in the presale...glad I got mine!
I just don't understand how tickets sold out during the presale. They never mentioned it. They were selling tickets right up through the last day of the presale.
6:31
Yes you keep saying tickets go on sale on Friday, but listen...Gen Admission for Weekend 1 is SOLD OUT!
You can get the vastly inflated packages for weekend 1, but regular GA is SOLD OUT!!! It isn't difficult!
I may be wrong, but didn't Coachella say that there were only a "CERTAIN" amount of tickets for sale during the presale?
Maybe the presale sold out and that's what the website is talking about.
Coachella is not sold out. Relax, that guy is a douche bag.
People, people, people. The presale sold out, and it was very limited. I was lucky enough to get mine then, but just barely.
Tickets go on sale Friday from everything I am hearing. CHILL OUT.
the lamest ass lineup I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. mostly dub step bullshit bands that will be laughable in a couple years.
From LA Times you Willy Wonka's
"Goldenvoice had earlier said that if tickets remained after the one-week presale, they would be made available once the lineup was announced."
Reported last June
"Coachella Weekend 1 Tent Camping Sold Out"
It's not sold out.
Tickets go on sale on Friday at 10am Pacific time.
https://twitter.com/#!/coachella
well, if it isn't sold out, it will sell out instantly on Friday morning. Rumors last year were that Weekend 1 was extremely close to selling out and it may have come close enough that they closed off sales and gave the rest to insiders and industry people.
They announced camping for weekend 1 had totally sold out in June. Google it if you don't believe me.
There are strong rumors that weekend 1 pretty much sold out 80% on the presale. A few tickets might drop back for sale.
There are probably 5K left for weekend 1 at reg. price. The rest will be VIP and packages.
I just want to punch my girlfriend for not buying a ticket during the presale. She had enough to buy a ticket in full.
"No...I'll just wait til after the line up drops. It won't sell out"
Bitch is going to eat those words.
^ that silly little bitch needs to be slapped around the room a bit.
It says on the Coachella website:
Weekend 1 GA Pass - SOLD OUT
Weekend 1 VIP Pass - SOLD OUT
GA/Shuttle Pass Combo - Still available for $335
So if you want to go on Weekend 1, you can still buy GA tickets if you also buy $50 shuttle pass. Who knows how long the combo deal will be available.
Weekend 2 is still available for VIP and GA and GA/Shuttle Combo passes
I'll agree that all the presale tickets sold out, but I'm going to guarantee that they have more than 5000 left. More like at least half. (45k) The presale was, "a very limited presale," according to the announcement. That may mean even more. How many people are stupid enough to buy a ticket a year before? Oh wait... Glastonbury... ;)
However, you'd be stupid to pass on buying yours the moment they go on sale, otherwise I'm expecting it to sell out in a day or two, maybe less.
Once again, stop fanning the flames. Be patient. You will get your tickets Friday. Coachella is coming! :D
The website has been down for a while. You don't see shit.
@7:06
THAT WAS THE PRESALE.
The presale sold out, and had combo passes available. I know, because I nearly missed it. I bought my ticket and shuttle pass separately. I got my ticket an hour before they declared them sold out.
Please people, stop fanning the flames. You'll all lose years of your lives over worrying about this crap.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/09/showbiz/snoop-dogg-pot/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
LOL
^ I did see shit about 2 hours ago. It said WEEKEND 1 IS SOLD OUT (except for GA/Shuttle combo pass for $335).
Snoop blew ass at Pacific Festival in August. So fucking bad words can't even describe.
^ The was no separate bucket of 'presale tickets'. All the tickets went on sale during presale last year. If it sold out during presale, that's all the tickets available. Coachella said so themselves. Whatever tickets are still left over after presale will be available for regular sale after the lineup drops. If presale sells out, that means no more left over tickets for regular sale.
*There
I'm betting that the Black Keys get Portisheaded and a new headliner is dropped on top of them to sell out the second weekend....Daft Punk?
January 9, 2012 5:03 PM
id agree but the SHM booking makes it clear that black keys will have the abbreviated headliner slot and SHM will unfourtunatly close friday
Awesome lineup
Thank you Based God
I don't think SHM will close after keys, I think another headliner worthy name will be added. I do believe justice will close the festival on mainstage while Aviici kills in saharra
@OrangeJulius
Do you work hard at being a utter cock? THERE WAS NO SEPARATE PRE SALE ALLOTMENT. GV announced that in June, the quote is in the LA Times.
"Goldenvoice had earlier said that if tickets remained after the one-week presale, they would be made available once the lineup was announced."
Google it. Report back
since the beginning it has always been the undercards and subs. headliners have always sucked most of the time, if you dont get that by now well there is no hope.
I have been to 8 now and the amount of dumb shits has more than trippled. glad to see anon 4:34 is not attending.
This dumbass was so off I'm hyperventilating laughing so hard:
lolcat said...
Just for fun:
YES - Active Child
YES - Andrew Bird
YES - AraabMuzik
YES - Arctic Monkeys
YES - ASAP Rocky
YES - AVICII
YES - Azealia Banks
YES - Band of Skulls
NO - Battles
YES - Bassnectar
YES - Beardyman
YES - Beirut
NO - Boom Bip
YES - Bon Iver
YES - Calvin Harris
NO - Caribou
YES - Childish Gambino
YES - Damian Jurado
YES - Das Racist
YES - Dawes
YES - Dev
YES - Digitalism
YES - Death Grips
YES - Donavon Frankenreiter
NO - Feist
YES - fIREHOSE
YES - First Aid Kit
YES - Florence and the Machine
NO - Foster the People
YES - Four Tet
YES - Future Islands
YES - Gardens and Villa
YES - Girls
NO - Godspeed You! Black Emperor
NO - Gold Panda
YES - Gotye
YES - Group Love
YES - Holy Ghost!
NO - Hot Snakes
YES - James
YES - Jimmy Cliff
YES - Justice
YES - Kasabian
NO - Katchafire
NO - Keep Shelly in Athens
NO - Kings of Convenience
NO -La Roux
NO - LMFAO
YES - M83
YES - Metronomy
NO - My Morning Jacket
YES - Neon Indian
YES - Nero
YES - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
YES - Other Lives
YES - Pulp
YES - Radiohead
NO - The Black Keys
YES - The Cat Empire
NO - The Civil Wars
YES - The Head and the Heart
YES - The Rapture
YES - The Shins
NO - Santigold
NO - SBTRKT
YES - SebastiAn
YES - Spector
YES - St Vincent
NO - Swedish House Mafia
YES - Talvin Singh and Niladri Kumar
YES - Tennis
YES - tUnE-yArDs
YES - Wild Flag
YES - Wu Lyf
NO - Young the Giant
YES - Zeds Dead
Add:
FOO FIGHTERS
FRIENDS
AT THE DRIVE-IN
TYLER THE CREATOR
PORTISHEAD
REFUSED
TV ON THE RADIO
SKRILLEX
NEW ORDER
BOB MOULD
JAMES BLAKE
MADNESS
FRANCISCA VALENZUELA
JAVIERA MENA
ILLYA KURIAKY AND THE VALDERRAMAS
LA VIDA BOHEME
ATARI TEENAGE RIOT
January 6, 2012 6:26 PM
What kind of lineup is this? No big namers and worst sahara lineup ever, edc leftovers.
Where's Red Hot Chile Peppers? Where's Bjork?
Where's Foo Fighters?
Where's Digitalism?
Where's Sigur Ros?
Where's Underworld?
Where's How to Destroy Angels? Where's New Order?
Where's Kraftwerk?
Where's My Morning Jacket?
Where's Fleet Foxes?
Where's Holy Ghost!
Where's Future Islands?
Where's Knife Party?
Where's Soulwax?
Where's The Flaming Lips?
Where's TV on the Radio?
Where's Does it Offend you, yeah?
Where's Tool?
Where's Pretty Lights?
Where's Beastie Boys?
Where's Outkast?
Where's A Tribe Called Quest?
Where's Garbage?
Where's Pearl Jam?
Where's Of Montreal?
Where's Felix Cartal?
Where's No Doubt?
Where's The Knife?
Where's iamamiwhoami?
Where's The Japanese Popstars?
Where's James Murphy?
Where's Moby?
Where's Siriusmo?
Where's Wilco?
Where's Bassnectar?
Where's Four Tet?
Where's Aphex Twin?
What the FUCK happened to coachella? One add of any of these bands would make the lineup MUCH better. This is the worst lineup in coachella history, the only reason I'm not selling my ticket is to see Radiohead, M83, Miike Snow, modeselektor and Justice in the polo fields...
^ he was just commenting on the bands hed personally see not what he thought the list was gonna be smartypants.
I can't even load coachella.com. Must mean they're either still working on the site or it's just cluster fucked.
I'm willing to bet that whatever you guys saw about a wknd 1 sell out was just something else while they were updating the site. Do you really think that they could sell 80,000 tickets without a lineup 8 months before the festival. I don't think so.
@monk- by my count you we're about 66% right this year. Not bad but not great either. I enjoyed reading your updates though. Better luck next year.
I would love to see the black keys get bumped but they would have to co-headline ala the strokes. No way they get invited back and hold the same exact spot. That said, i predict a jack johnson type scenario where they will never be seen as true headliners and we just have to deal.
@8:02 half of the names you listed are headliners and the only headliner that doesnt belong this year are the black keys
Where is Red Hot Chile Peppers?
Good question
fuck the presale and the friday sale.. just bought 2 3day passes and car camping for week one. WAHHOOO!!!! See you guys there. Good hunting for fix after 10 am on friday.
@8:06 - only about 9 of the bands I listed are headliners, but any of them would be better than black keys or snoop/dre, I mean wtf. Big Letdown...
This Lineup is like waiting all year for christmas only to open your present and have socks inside...
This Lineup is like not eating for three days straight and once you get a nice medium-rare tbone in front of you some homeless guy comes out of nowhere and takes it...
This Lineup is like hardcore banging for 2 hours and right when your about to come the chick pinches your dick and leaves you with blueballs...
The site is up now. Says Weekend 1 GA and VIP are SOLD OUT.
In case the site shits itself again, I'm posting a screenshot of the Weekend 1 ticket availability at link below.
http://tinypic.com/r/35m4k5d/5
@8:04
have you ever heard of Glastonbury Festival?
dumbass
It obviously cannot say buy now since ticket's haven't be on sale for SIX MONTHS!
Their site is fucked up anyway. I wouldn't trust anything until its fully updated.
just buy the mother loving GA pass and shuttle combo for WE1 and resell the shuttle pass. That's exactly what I did last year and didn't lose a dime. In fact, I had multiple offers for the shuttle pass.
@7:41PM
I googled it, and you are right that the LA Times said that. I found no official message from GV saying that, so this at best is correspondence between the two.
That said, grow up. Being an adult requires that you abstain from name calling. That's what children do in school, and cowards do on the internet. I'm trying to be civil here and stop people from worrying needlessly.
I'm going to admit outright that I'm wrong that I believed they announced the presale was limited. They stated nothing of the sort. I find it hard to believe they'd sell most of their tickets that far in advance, and after opening up two weekends.
The only information we have regarding the presales is also from LA Times, insomuch as saying they don't know.
"They were available for only a week, and it was unknown how many were snatched in the initial on-sale"
Article, for reference:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2012/01/coachella-2012-remaining-tickets-go-on-sale-friday.html
That's it. No one but GV knows. All this means is you need to make sure you buy your tickets Friday, and soon. That way you'll guarantee your spot. However, there are two weekends. I think tickets won't be a problem unless you are dead set on getting week 1.
yeah you guys should definitely wait until friday to find out if its true or not, theres no way they raise the prices on stub hub before then.. ahahahah
ill say this one more time if you haven't already gotten your tix for weekend 1 I hope your happy with weekend 2 or way over paying.
GOOD GOD...Swedish House Mafia, Sebastian Ingrosso, AVICII, David Guetta, Afrojack, Kaskade, Dada Life....does this at least ensure a record number of hot chicks?
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