Monday, January 14, 2013

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2 Chainz
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Alex Clare
Allen Stone
Alt-J
Bat For Lashes
Beach House
Beardyman
Big Boi
Bingo Players
Blur
C2C
Claude VonStroke
Cloud Nothings
Daft Punk
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Danny Brown
Dash Berlin
deadmau5
Deap Vally
Death Grips
Deftones
DIIV
Dillon Francis
Disclosure
Divine Fits
Earl Sweatshirt
El-P
Excision
Father John Misty
Fiona Apple
Flosstradamus
Grimes
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
Helado Negro
Hot Chip
How to Destroy Angels
Infected Mushroom
IO Echo
James Blake
Japandroids
Jeff the Brotherhood
Jessie Ware
Kendrick Lamar
Kill the Noise
Knife Party
Local Natives
Lord Huron
Lucero
Macklemore
Major Lazer
Matt & Kim
Metz
New Order
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Nicolas Jaar
Of Monsters and Men
Passion Pit
Paul Kalkbrenner
Paul Oakenfold
Phoenix
Poliça
Pretty Lights
Purity Ring
Rocket From the Crypt
Rodriguez
Rusko
Seth Troxler
Sigur Rós
Sky Ferreira
Spiritualized
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
The Antlers
The Glitch Mob
The Joy Formidable
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Neighbourhood
The Postal Service
The Stone Roses
The Underachievers
The Walkmen
The xx
Theophilus London
TNGHT
Vintage Trouble

White Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yeasayer

387 comments:

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Anonymous said...

so... Nine Inch Nails is out :(

Monklish said...

Yes. That one did not turn out to be correct.

Anonymous said...

Do you know anything about the lineup announcement????

Anonymous said...

but Daft is legit?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

any info on the lineup drop?

Anonymous said...

its next week isnt it?

Anonymous said...

That is a big swing from NIN to How To Destroy Angels.

Anonymous said...

anything on tame impala?

Anonymous said...


TOOL is confirmed

Anonymous said...

I wish Tomahawk was on this list

Anonymous said...

Monk, why no Cibo Matto?

Anonymous said...

tomorrow

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS THE LINEUP?

Anonymous said...

How about:

Archers of Loaf
Gang of Four
Fucked Up.

THX,

intern said...

The 29th

Gonna have to be patient. :o)

Anonymous said...

Every sensible person knew it would be HtDA_ months ago and not NIN.

Frank Black said...

months ago as in, the day it was originally posted.

Anonymous said...

My Bloody Valentine?
Portishead?


Any chance of the lineup coming out this week?

Anonymous said...

100% for O'Riordan, Hogan, Hogan, and Lawler.

LockNes said...

So are we down to one headliner now on this list?
Daft Punk?

LockNes said...

Or is Phoenix and YYY's capable of co-headlining?
I can't see Deadmau5 performing anywhere but the main stage, so I would figure he will close it out on Friday night.
I'd think Daft Punk would close the festival, because after them, everything would be anti-climatic.
Blur -> Deadmau5
YYY/Phoenix
Daft Punk

That to me, is still missing one big name.

Anonymous said...



TOOL's a lock

Anonymous said...

I hope the poster is released and it says "Surprise" on one of the headlining spots...as long as Daft Punk or Bowie are the surprise :D

Anonymous said...

I hope it says surprise and then
http://www.peanutbutter.com/

Anonymous said...

Both cruises at half capacity. Yeah, that was a resounding success ... dipshit.

Anonymous said...

bummer about NIN

Anonymous said...

A Saturday night in the life of two Peanut Butter Crew members.

PBC member A (hereinafter referred to as PBCA) to PBC member B (hereinafter referred to as PBCB), on Coachella Message Board PM:

PBCA - Suuppp dawg! What's crackin???
PBCB - Not much, I'm just here posting stupid shit over the boards while listening to The Knife demos and sticking the Outkast in my ass.
PBCA - Hmmmmm niiiiiiiiice!
PBCB - How about you brah? How's it hanging over there??
PBCA - I've been better you know...
PBCB - How so? We're about to reach 400 pages on the rumors/gossip thread! Are you not excited????
PBCA - I know! But the thing is, yesterday night, a fellow PBC sent me a photoshopped picture of the whole Outkast crew wearing those creepy and sexy costumes that The Knife used to wear and I ran out of peanut butter!
PBCB - Noooo wayyyyy!!
PBCA - For reals!!!!
PBCB - Dammm... And why the fuck are you here chating with me?? Run to the store and get some PB to keep the party going on!!
PBCA - I did. But you see, it's to damn cold outside and the PB froze. Therefore I can't get the right moisture to rub all over my ass.
PBCB - Shiiiit dawg!! I feel bad for you. What are you doing to, you know, to get kinky and stuff?
PBCA - Well, I've tried to bath myself in baby oil while listening to Fever Ray. Then I've tried to blow a pickle and listen to The Smits. But all I got was a tickle in my ass nothing major.
PBCB - Have you tried melted candle wax and Bjork?
PBCA - Yup. No bueno!
PBCB - Jello shots and Cristal Castles?
PBCA - Ewwwww!!!! Come on dude?? Jello and Cristal Castles? Have we got down to this? How could I face anyone on the Do Lab after such an atrocity??
PBCB - Sorry dude, just trying to help here!
PBCA - Ok, but don't ever mention jello shots and Cristal Castles in the same sentence again! What are we now?? Frat bros that rent houses on La Quinta instead of camping in the fields??
PBCB - I've said I'm sorry!!
PBCA - Cool...
PBCB - Hey!! I got something that will work!! Have you tried to troll the shit out of everyone on the boards with a nonsense rumor?
PBCA - Go on.
PBCB - Yeah man, you know, I also got that naughty pic of Outkast/The Knife... And as you may know, things escalated quickly... So I ran out of peanut butter!!!
PBCA - I knew it!! You sexy hipster!!!!
PBCB - Yeah yeah. So it was Thursday afternoon and daddy was working with the Honda and I couldn't get a ride to 7/11.
PBCA - Bummer.
PBCB - Yeah but I've come up with this crazy idea? "Hey, why not to troll the boards to kill some time?" Then I've posted something about JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE headlining!!
PBCA - HA HA!! Claaaassic!
PBCB - And dude, I got tell you. Not only the time flew by but I also got a little horny after all!!
PBCA - Fabulous!!
PBCB - Yeah and people from PBC thought I was awesome too!!
PBCA - Yeah man, I mean, I didn't had so much fun since we reached 300 comments.
PBCB - I KNOWWWWWW!!!!
PBCA - But you got some idea for the next rumor? Cause, you know, I can't think straight without my peanut butter fix.
PBCB - Worry don't you not my friend. I got one word for ya: FUN
PBCA - You mean fun? Like fun. fun?
PBCB - Exactly!!
PBCA - But how can anyone actually fall for it. I mean, they only have one shitty song and they are supposed to be on tour in Bratislava or something during chella.
PBCB - I got your back man! Once you started it I'll reply with something like "they just cancelled the tour dates, it was on their FB page but the suddenly removed it".
PBCA - You dirty nerdy!!
PBCB - And all of our crew members will notice it and the thing will just keep growing.
PBCA - Yeah, like something in me, you know...
PBCB - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO You little devil!!
PBCA - Thanks man, you're the best!
PBCB - Hey, that's why the Peanut Butter Crew it's meant to be!
PBCA - Alright, talk to in the board!
PBCB - TTITB

Mr. Wiggles said...

Why do QOTSA continue to not be on the lineup each year?? ESPECIALLY THIS YEAR :(

Anonymous said...

Monklish you are missing:
The Rolling Stones
The Cranberries
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Sorry that I do not remember more, but thanks for another fun year.

Anonymous said...

i hate typing this
it will just get ripped to shreads
i know Homme and they aint playing this year

Anonymous said...

I fucking love the fact that the Peanut Butter Crew label has caught on. Also love that you can see from the comments here that there is widespread hatred of that circle of dicks.

The fact that one little clique of 15-20 assholes completely dominates that message board to the point of making it unreadable is fucking ridiculous.

All I have to say is let your voices be heard. You can see from a bunch of the recent takedowns and mockery of those cunts in the last few weeks that their reign is at its end.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's the Peanut Butter Crew that makes the board unbearable, not the idiots that ask or repost the same stupid shit and then fall for obvious hoaxes like fun..

Anonymous said...

Bjork? Portishead? My Bloody Valentine? Neil Young?

Anonymous said...

I don't have a dog in this fight but if you're going to spend 30 minutes writing a diatribe about the "PBC", you need to spell crystal right. you just look like a retard and it renders what could have been a funny post unreadable.

Anonymous said...

If you had a dog, I bet it would be licking Peanut butter out of your ass

Anonymous said...

Monklish any idea when the lineup comes out?

Anonymous said...

lol, I have 0 inside info and I could have assured you NIN would absolutely not be there. You remove them then you'll talk about how "accurate" you are lol.

Anonymous said...

Monk is actually Paul Tollett! The only reason he organizes Coachella is to tease us with fake lineups in his blog. He dresses as a woman when posting the fake lineups, so it is ok to call Monk a "she".

Anonymous said...

monklish has a hairy pussy

Anonymous said...

Still the knife and daft?!?! Wonder who the third headliner is. It's Phoenix / YYY - Daft - and who????

Anonymous said...

May be old news, but The Knife released dates for a European tour beginning 4/27. Have to think Coachella would be a good tune-up for that tour?

The Knife:
04-27 Hamburg, Germany - Docks
04-29 Milan, Italy - Magazzini Generali
04-30 Zurich, Switzerland - Komplex 457
05-01 Munich, Germany - Muffathalle
05-02 Cologne, Germany - E Werk
05-04 Paris, France - Cite De La Musique
05-05 Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
05-06 Amsterdam, Holland 0 Paradiso
05-08 London, England - Roundhouse
05-11 Berlin, Germany - Columbiahalle
05-12 Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
05-13 Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
05-15 Oslo, Norway - Sentrum
05-16 Stockholm, Sweden - Hangaren Subtopia

Anonymous said...

shhhhh. liking the knife is forbidden around here

Anonymous said...

Lineup will be released next week

Anonymous said...

Friday
Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Phoenix
deadmau5 - OMD - Grizzly Bear - The Knife

Saturday
Daft Punk
Blur - Fiona Apple - Hot Chip - Passion Pit

Sunday
Eminem
Armin van Buuren - Sigur Ros - The Postal Service

Anonymous said...

Seeing fun. headline is going to be a phat party.

Anonymous said...

WE ARE YOUNG

Anonymous said...

Peanut butter chain gang is in full force today.

Anonymous said...

someone should roofie Monklish and tattoo "fun." on her left buttcheek

Anonymous said...

Its really quiet here and on the boards. What are everyone's predictions for the headliners. the lineup looks doubtful for this week.

Anonymous said...

What color is monk's butthole?

Anonymous said...

Sorry about mispeling crystal. English its not my first language and that term is spelled cristal in my native language.

Thank you for laying down the peanut butter jar and the outkast for a minute to come here and correct me!

PBC4LIFE!!

Monklish said...

If you are going to talk about Coachella message board members by name, please go do so on their message board. You can continue to talk shit about me, but this blog does not exist for you to use as your anonymous circle jerk.

Anonymous said...

So you're deleting all the PBC content then?

Anonymous said...

hypocrite

Anonymous said...

i love coming here to see new posts. it really does make the lead-up to the announcement even more fun.

hope your list is correct, looks to be a great show! :) thanks for doing this! love from LA

Anonymous said...

Love from the eastcoast. monk thank you this year for the predictions. any idea when the lineup is expected to be released?

Anonymous said...

Ok Monk, I am one of those who is constantly making jokes about the PBC (although I never named any of the board members) and I'll stop with it.

Moving on, can you please give your thoughts on the possible date for the line up release? Thank you!

nicolasmata said...

I <3 you monklish :)

Anonymous said...

When will the lineup drop?

Anonymous said...

This probably won't turn out to be true, but I had heard over Christmas from a well-sourced friend that The Nation of Ulysses is playing the Mojave Tent on Saturday night. I thought that this was pretty unlikely, but now Ian Svenonius is doing a book tour on the West Coast and there are gaps during the Coachella weekend. He could be attending (or not attending, who knows) as a fan, but it makes me wonder if my friend was correct after all.

Mr. Wiggles said...

if it's not going to be today then the lineup will probably come out next Monday/Tuesday...

Anonymous said...

monk any idea when the lineup is coming out? just stating this week or next would be a good enough hint

Anonymous said...

well, it will probably be Tuesday then b/c Monday is a national holiday

Anonymous said...

DAY ONE
the Rolling Stones
Phoenix · Pretty Lights · the Knife · Big Boi · Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds · Beach House Paul Oakenfold · Hot Chip · How to Destroy Angels · A-Trak · Two Door Cinema Club

DAY TWO
Mumford & Sons • Deadmau5
Frank Ocean · Blur · Sigur Rós · the Postal Service · Passion Pit · Crystal Castles · Richie Hawtin · Bat For Lashes · Eric Prydz · Alabama Shakes · the Glitch Mob

DAY THREE
Beyoncé
Yeah Yeah Yeahs · the xx · the Stone Roses · Fiona Apple · Hardwell · Grizzly Bear · Deftones · the Lumineers · Spiritualized · Major Lazer · Knife Party · Yeasayer · Of Monsters & Men

Anonymous said...

http://www.pe.com/iguide/coachella-music-arts-festival/coachella-music-arts-festival-headlines/20130113-coachella-2013-when-does-coachella-announce-the-lineup.ece

Anonymous said...

DAY ONE
the Rolling Stones
Phoenix · Pretty Lights · the Knife · Big Boi · Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds · Beach House
Paul Oakenfold · Hot Chip · How to Destroy Angels · A-Trak · Two Door Cinema Club

DAY TWO
Mumford & Sons • Deadmau5
Frank Ocean · Blur · Sigur Rós · the Postal Service · Passion Pit · Crystal Castles
Richie Hawtin · Bat For Lashes · Eric Prydz · Alabama Shakes · the Glitch Mob

DAY THREE
Beyoncé
Yeah Yeah Yeahs · the xx · the Stone Roses · Fiona Apple · Hardwell · Grizzly Bear · Deftones
the Lumineers · Spiritualized · Major Lazer · Knife Party · Yeasayer · Of Monsters & Men

Anonymous said...

The Cranberries are closing out the Outdoor Stage on Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Seriously hoping 1:26 is correct. One more week

Anonymous said...

Crystal Castles are booked so they are not playing
Nice fake though

Anonymous said...

^ 1:26 is correct except for the Crystal Castles mistake. The Lineup looks like so (sorry for copypastaing 1:26!)

DAY ONE
the Rolling Stones
Phoenix · Pretty Lights · the Knife · Big Boi · Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds · Beach House
Paul Oakenfold · Hot Chip · How to Destroy Angels · A-Trak · Two Door Cinema Club

DAY TWO
Mumford & Sons • Deadmau5
Frank Ocean · Blur · Sigur Rós · the Postal Service · Passion Pit · the Glitch Mob
Richie Hawtin · Bat For Lashes · Eric Prydz · Alabama Shakes · the Replacements

DAY THREE
Beyoncé
Yeah Yeah Yeahs · the xx · the Stone Roses · Fiona Apple · Hardwell · Grizzly Bear · Deftones
the Lumineers · Spiritualized · Major Lazer · Knife Party · Yeasayer · Of Monsters & Men

Aside from that, this is the lineup you can expect next Tuesday. Guaranteed.

Anonymous said...

Blur are playing Friday and LOL at you billing Frank Ocean above them

Anonymous said...

Beyonce. closing the fest lmaooooooo. gtfo

Anonymous said...

Replace Beyonce with daft punk

Anonymous said...

Please oh please be Daft instead of Beyonce

Anonymous said...

monklish is the ultimate fake hipster

Anonymous said...

replace Beyonce with Daft. and replace Mumford with Beyonce. all mumfords songs sound the same.

Anonymous said...

You're missing The Faint and the Stone Roses.

Anonymous said...

Here's what I know

Friday
??? ~ Deadmau5

Saturday
Phoenix ~ Stone Roses

Sunday
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is not playing live in 2013. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Oh really...you are really disproving the fact that they might. way to bring any sort of information to the table. get over yourself.

Anonymous said...

Hi Monk! What do you think about the chances of Bruce Springsteen headlining?

Anonymous said...

Phoenix/deadmau5
Mumford & Sons
Talking Heads

Anonymous said...

2:12 would seem somewhat convincing if Mumford and Sons weren't in Europe during Coachella. Try again.

Anonymous said...

Phoenix/Deadmau5
Daft Punk
Bowie

#Dreamchella

01/22/2013 said...

Talking Heads, Blur, the Knife

Daft Punk, Phoenix, Sigur Ros

David Bowie w/Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Underworld

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk
Eminem
David Bowie

Anonymous said...


TOOL
Eminem
David Bowie

Anonymous said...

Daft isnt playing anywhere in 2013 according to the head of the Rock Werchter Festival and Live Nation Belgium. Thats Rob Da Bank, this guy and the EDMsnob saying it isnt happening. Meanwhile there is no indication they are even considering a live show this year. Let it die people, Daft are not playing

Anonymous said...

Edmsnob . lol those are some great sources you have there. what else aren't they planning that you are so sure of? You must know the next move that they are going to make. Tell us more anonymous.

Anonymous said...

EDMSnob has no ins with Daft or Goldenvoice. And touring is not the same thing as playing a handful of shows or a one off.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is booked. Bowie is the reason for the delay.

Anonymous said...

This is correct

Anonymous said...

The delay is to secure as many guests as possible for Pitbull's set.

Anonymous said...

So thoughts in general are that the Stones are not playing? Bowie would be captain fantastic. Daft Punk on the same lineup would be very pleasing.

Anonymous said...

Lol at this idiot talking about rob da bank. He rescinded all his comments about daft punk the next day. Run out of PB?

Anonymous said...

If Daft Punk were touring this year, then they wouldn't be telling promoters they aren't. Why come back for only Coachella? Think.

Anonymous said...

Because they changed everything in 2006 at Coachella and arguably that set is considered the best edm show of all time? Oh and their great friends yelle and Phoenix will be there. not to mention the album that practically lines up with the Coachella. and I bet you didn't know they love this festival. I even heard they they've attended without the helmets of course as fans back in the day. Coachella would be the launch pad for everything and give them the attention world wide. and especially here in the states, which you know...edm is kind of huge in right now. If people don't know who daft is in America they'd have a better idea after Coachella. go figure right, one of the biggest and best festivals in the world. You do know they live in la right?

Anonymous said...

Fun fact : Coachella brings bands and djs back to the forefront. including reunions and rare acts.

Anonymous said...

Very likely Goldenvoice offers incentives to headliners to keep quiet until the lineup is released. I'd deny rumors too. Makes the surprise kicking off the festival season that much better.

LockNes said...

That is a fun fact 8:27...the only people that don't realize that are the idiots that spend all day in the sahara tent listening to Zed's Dead and other shite.

Coachella is the premier festival in North or South America. It's kind of a big deal to you newbies.
Daft Punk basically made a name for themselves with their pyramid debut at Coachella, why wouldn't they do it again?

@ 7:52, if you haven't noticed, Daft Punk is somewhat mysterious, that's part of their allure, they aren't going to be announcing a tour by sloppy telling a bunch of idiot promoters. They will do it their way.

Anonymous said...

This guy has to be trolling. Rob da bank refuted everything he said. They arent telling promoters they arent touring you dumb fuck

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is playing Coachella but they are refusing to play anywhere else because they hate money and success.

Anonymous said...

Fun. / deadmau5
Mumford & Sons
Talking Heads

Anonymous said...

"I even heard they they've attended without the helmets of course as fans back in the day"

Oh, see I thought they'd be wearing helmets in the crowd

Anonymous said...

If we dont get at least a teaser by tomorrow, it is going to be a long weekend.

Anonymous said...

If Daft Punk were playing, we'd have the lineup already.

Anonymous said...

@ lockNes sounds like you really know your shit, how many daft punk shows you been to? cause im not sure if its just me but every time you say something on here it sells like shit, maybe cause you are talking out of your ass.

Anonymous said...

^^ btw i saw them in vegas at vegoose 07', so i get to talk shit

Anonymous said...

@10:42
How are the shit sells these days? I havn't checked n a while.

Anonymous said...

Any crossover from Austin Psych?

Anonymous said...

sells
havn't
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Anonymous said...

Hey Monk, any guess on when the lineup might be released. Mon -Tues next week likely?

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

The header just changed on the frontgate tikets website for coachella. I guess it can't be too long until it's released.

Anonymous said...

one thing I don't understand is why no one is mentioning the single biggest legit hint Coachella has given yet...which is when they randomly posted a picture of a large stone on a grass hill on Facebook. Sure, I don't know anything for sure, nor do I claim to have inside info...but I consider that a much stronger hint (at The Rolling Stones) then any of this other random "he said, she said, that blog/musician/writer said" bullshit.

YYY/Phoenix/Deadmau5
Daft Punk/Blur/Stone Roses
Rolling Stones/The Knife

Mr. Wiggles said...

what if...we have to wait until the 28th/29th :(

Anonymous said...

The stone was just a polo ball.....

Coachella is at the Empire POLO fields.....

Anonymous said...

To all you bitches:,

Get this straight: Yeah Yeah Yeahs are fucking headlining a night. About mothafuckin time

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk are on record in numerous interviews as not wanting to do the same thing twice. They like to surprise and shock. Look at their 3 albums, all have that "Daft" quality but all extremely different.

They started Alive 2007 at Coachella, its too predictable to start there again. Everyone expects it, shit, everyone thinks they deserve it. They already played the fest once, 2006 will never happen again, let it go. Now these Talking Heads rumors, that's something to get excited about.

Anonymous said...

Lineup tonight get excited

Anonymous said...

@ 1:25pm...uh, no it was not a polo ball, fool. look again...first of all, it's WAY too big (polo balls are quite small) and second, it looks exactly like what one would call a "rolling stone."

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151370116466648&set=a.10150107107306648.319535.20281766647&type=1&theater

there's no way in hell that's just a random pic, the hint seems pretty obvious & logical...it's weird that few seem to get it.

Anonymous said...

Lineup is not coming tonight.

Anonymous said...

Lineup in Feb sources tell me :(

Anonymous said...

@1:39
So I guess that DP releasing two live albums with a very similar title must be an exception to the rule of not making the same thing twice.

Anonymous said...

@1:59
Im one of the less excited person for a Rolling Stones appearance at Coachella, but I have to agree with you on this one.
If that's a polo ball, its got to be one of the worst ones ever made.
Its a lot closer to rounded rock than to a ball. And the catch is that it was painted in white (or naturally white).
And the "we're" excited seems a very clear indication that coachella/GV locked one of their dream acts -- Rolling Stones.
Honestly, I hope that we are wrong about this one.

Anonymous said...

WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY?!

Anonymous said...

This is a polo ball.
http://img.fotocommunity.com/images/Pferdesport/Polo/Lonesome-Polo-Ball-a22353211.jpg

This is a "rolling stone"
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151370116466648&set=a.10150107107306648.319535.20281766647&type=1&theater

I do not see a difference.

Anyone trying to infer that the FB picture is a hint at Rolling Stones is a fuckin idiot. Please do not reproduce.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:55pm

are you retarded? do you have no size/depth perception whatsoever?? do you not see that the stone on the Coachella FB page post is WAAAAY bigger than a polo ball is?? jesus, feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Anonymous said...

Hello my friend. Would you care for some peanut butter on your anus?

Anonymous said...

Anyone that said the lineup comes out in Feb is just wrong. When asked on Twitter about when it would come out they responded "sometime in January".

Anonymous said...

I think the question on their Twitter was about the ticket sales. But since the sales only start after the lineup release, "sometime in January" seems to be the answer one way or another.

Anonymous said...

@301

How fuckin stupid can you be? You can't be serious? Obviously both pictures are taken at different angles. The angle from which the "rolling stone" was taken makes it appear much bigger, but anyone that knows anything about photography will tell you that it's the same size as the polo ball.

Also, do you understand what a fuckin STONE is? How many stones do you see on a daily basis are perfectly round shaped and that size? I can't even believe I'm typing this. Either you are out of peanut butter and trolling hard, or you are just a complete fuckin moron.

Either way, I'm done with you idiot.




Anonymous said...

I can smell the peanut butter. its in the air. I can taste it.

Anonymous said...

3:32 look how big the blades of grass are compared to the round object in each picture. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME SIZE! Now deos that mean Rolling Stones? I dont know. But you sir/madam are a fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

@ 3:32pm is the dumbest mother fucker I think I have EVER encountered on here. you can tell the size difference by comparing it to the grass, you dipshit. and there is no tricky angle that makes it so you can't correctly perceive the size of the object, it's just someone standing there taking a picture straight on.

whether it means The Stones will be there or not is irrelevant at this point...it's not a fucking polo ball. and there is such thing as a round stone (& it would make even more sense for it to be round if they were trying to convey a ROLLING stone). god you're fucking dumb.

Anonymous said...

daft punk guys

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Who are your final headliners monk?

Anonymous said...

His name is FullofShit, dumbfuck.

Litle Birdie's Dead Gay Son said...

Little Birdy isn't coming back. He's hiding out until next year when he can come back and be spectacularly fucking wrong again.

Anonymous said...

Little Birdy has hummingbird dick.

Anonymous said...

I've been going to Coachella since 2008 but I only started to look for rumors in 2011. Was there a year with more talk/rumors about Daft Punk than this year?

Anonymous said...

An year

Anonymous said...

Every fucking year. This one more so because of new album clues.

Anonymous said...

We won't have to wait til Feb. Hoping for next week but got a feeling it won't be til late January

Anonymous said...

WTF??? Coachella just posted "Tomorrow" ...do they mean tomorrow morning? tomorrow night? this is killing me!!!

Anonymous said...

Little Birdy wasn't wrong, he was just wrong about his source being right. He has switched to another source, who he knew was right all along. So he was always right, he just didn't know he was right until he was wrong.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3K8bX2JwJk

Anonymous said...

"@ 3:32pm is the dumbest mother fucker I think I have EVER encountered on here. you can tell the size difference by comparing it to the grass"

You're assuming the length of the grass. That could just be stubble. FYI.

Anonymous said...

Where did they post "tomorrow"??? I don't see anything in the Coachella twitter or facebook page?

Anonymous said...

people are so fucking stupid

Anonymous said...

8:32
Are you sure you aren't Little Birdy? Do you need to check your sources on that?
Just a word to the wise, sources are not ketchup or A1, those are sauces!

Anonymous said...

Monk, you have to know something about the lineup announcement. Please end our suffering with some info

Anonymous said...

8:48, would you like me to eat your placentia?

Anonymous said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps LIttle Birdy was my source. Or perhaps vice versa. I'm not him, though. For real.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the troll was being trolled ;)

Anonymous said...

Lots of information to "sift" through ;)

jjdaddyo said...

Yo La Tengo? They've got a new album and they should be done with their European tour by then.

jjdaddyo said...

Yo La Tengo? They've got a new album and they should be done with their European tour by then.

Anonymous said...

Yo La Tengo is boring.

Anonymous said...

LOL Daft Punk
LOL The Knife

LockNes said...

@ Anon January 16, 2013 at 10:42 AM

I haven't seen DP. My statement was in regard to how they would release word of a tour. They keep information on lock down. They wouldn't slopply tell some concert promoter who would put it all over the internet. Find me an in depth interview with Daft Punk. Look at their website, full of information (that's sarcasm). They keep a mysterious allure to them, it helps them retain their legendary status.

And why I commented on their Coachella performance is that over the last 5 years I have been there a common question is, what's the best show you have seen at Coachella. The answer from numerous people in the daft punk show in sahara.

So go fuck yourself, and if you want to actually have a conversation on here instead of being a PBC bitch, get yourself a google account.

Anonymous said...

"They wouldn't let some promoter pay them money to perform at their event."

Anonymous said...

The poster on 1/22 will have Daft Punk, yes, but the real surprise will be Arcade Fire headlining a night....well, that's how it will appear for a few weeks anyway.

Anonymous said...

Coachella posted on their facebook but then erased it quickly after that the lineup would be announced at 3pm today by NPR.

Anonymous said...

NOPE. NOT TRUE.

Announcement on 1/22 at 10am. Remaining tickets go on sale 1/25.

THESE ARE THE FACTS.

Anonymous said...

KROQ has hinted at a Bowie appearance at Coachella just a few moments ago on the air~!!!

Anonymous said...

I just called KROQ and they said fun., Mumford, outkast to headline.

Anonymous said...

@9:43 I heard the same thing at a golden globes after-party the other night. I wonder if you are who I think you are :)

Anonymous said...

Goddamn you Monklish. The headliners suck this year and you got our hopes up yet again.

No Daft Punk. No Rolling Stones. No Nine Inch Nails. No Bowie. Just a bunch of shitty low-budget Euro subheadliners in the headlining spot. Awesome. Thanks for the fun year of lies dick.

Anonymous said...

^ If you actually knew the headliners and were truly angry, you would post them...but you didn't because you are lying.

Anonymous said...

Sadly 11:58 knows more than the rest of you. :(

Anonymous said...

Headliners are
Blur
Phoenix
Daft Punk
Deadmau5 will close the main after Phoenix

Anonymous said...

So I know most of you won't believe me but my brother is an old friend with Paul Tollet from back in the day and yesterday at dinner he let slip fridays headliner. None other than Manti Teo's dead girlfriend, stoked!

Anonymous said...

12:49 Phoenix isn't even headlining New Orleans Jazz Fest, I'm sure they can headline the biggest fest in the USA though.

Anonymous said...

Blur & Phoenix headlining? Guys this is Coachella. It'll be a damn good lineup.

Hopefully we find out next week and I can stop visiting this godforsaken blog.

Anonymous said...

2013 - Eurotrashcehlla

Anonymous said...

He's that guy from Fast Times.

Anonymous said...

Why have deadmau5 and daft punk at the same event? The definition of redundancy.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ troll harder!

Anonymous said...

Not trolling. Deadmau5' live show is a rip off of Daft Punk's and his fame came only because DP created a void by pulling a disappearing act at the height of their hype. Redundancy.

Anonymous said...

Solid point, 3:17.

Mr. Wiggles said...

Daft Punk are amazing and have an awesome live show, Deadmau5 is amazing and has an awesome live show

Their styles in production and live performances are not comparable, so shut your whore mouths

Anonymous said...

Oh Mr. Wiggles, maybe you're not so bad after all.

Anonymous said...

Crystal Castles are not playing. They have shows booked in New Orleans, Houston and Austin for each of the 3 days of the 2nd weekend.

Anonymous said...

Really hope The Presets make the bill, I thought they'd be a lock after they sold out Club Nokia on Halloween... Also really surprised to not see Tame Impala and the XX on Monk's list.

Unknown said...

Where/When does the lineup drop ???

Anonymous said...

next monday/tuesday

Anonymous said...

Really? Daft and Deadmau5 are too redundant? Did you attend last year? Is having SHM, a member of SHM, Alesso, Guetta, Calvin Harris, Madeon and Avicii play the same festival not redundant to you?
You are a tasteless douchebag if getting Daft Punk doesn't immediately invalidate all your other dance act concerns.

Anonymous said...

Madeon doesn't belong in that category.

Anonymous said...

Yea, Madeon makes cheesy french house but doesn't belong in that group. If he wasn't 17 no one would give a fuck about him.

Anonymous said...

Madeon's production and DJ skills are way better than anyone else listed in the previous comment

Anonymous said...

when daft punk, sufjan, and the knife are removed from this list it will be slightly depressing but shouldn't surprise anyone. not the first time monk has listed daft.

Anonymous said...

^ This. I'm waiting for something similar to 2011's last second pull, followed by the claim they still might do a DJ set or guest. I give it 2 more days and 3-4 big names will be off that poster replaced by whatever tour date probables come out tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Or Monk has just lost interest. We got like 3 updates this year and there's 1 headliner on the list. If Daft isn't there why ever come back here?

Anonymous said...

Then don't! You wont be missed.

Anonymous said...

You all keep on waiting for Monklish to add headliners but guess what the headliners are listed
Blur
Phoenix- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Daft Punk
it's happening

Anonymous said...

Is Sufjan Stevens going to be bringing back the Age of Adz live show?

Anonymous said...

Hey monky, I got some confirmations for you:
Solange
The xx
Divine Fits
Cibo Matto
Braids
Thurston Moore's new band

Anonymous said...

The PBC has confirmed Neil Young, Mumford and Sons, deadmau5/blur as the headliners.

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