Tuesday, November 19, 2013

25

AlunaGeorge
Arcade Fire
Broken Bells
Chance the Rapper
CHVRCHES
Classixx
Darkside
Disclosure
Ellie Goulding
Failure
Fuck Buttons
Haim
Jack U
Lorde
Mogwai
Neutral Milk Hotel
Odd Future
Pixies
Ratatat
Rudimental
St Lucia
The 1975
The Knife
Volcano Choir

94 comments:

brycen deters said...

first

Anonymous said...

Monk you forgot Cut Copy.

Anonymous said...

Nice!Thank you, Monk. It's good to see you again.

Anonymous said...

You put out your list about an hour too early?

Anonymous said...

wheres outkast brah

Anonymous said...

Well based on current rumors, looks like headliners will be Arcade Fire, OutKast (fingers crossed. I'm predicting Lady Gaga for 3rd headliner. Flame away at me, its just a prediction.

After last years crowd for Stone Roses, they need to bring the people to the main stage. It was no bueno. I thought they learned the year Pavement went on against Atoms for Peace.

MATTHEW said...

where the fuck is Outkast you piece of shit

Anonymous said...

Why were Boards of Canada, Outkast, Little Dragon, King Krule, etc on the other post but not this one? http://imgur.com/vICChRA

Anonymous said...

THE KNIFE? FINALLY! Thanks Monk!

Monklish said...

@212pm I never posted that.

Anonymous said...

Anything on Beady Eye???

Anonymous said...

You're a fucking liar Supre, I mean Monklish.

Anonymous said...

You're an idiot if you think Monklish posted something and took it down two minutes later and some random dork just happened to save a screenshot of the post in a two minute time frame. There's no reason to take a screenshot unless that person knew the post was going to be taken down. Use common sense.

Anonymous said...

As a 7 year veteran, this looks like the worst line-up ever, and when you throw in OUTCAST its even worse! What a joke!!!! BRUTAL!

Anonymous said...

King Krule and Kate Nash are confirmed.

Anonymous said...

@5:13, unless someone spread the word only to be told it wasn't up, but they still had it cached.

Anonymous said...

Wow! After the shit mess you made predicting the line up for 2013, you decide to come back and show you can copy and paste from coachella messageboards. Wow de fucking wow!

Anonymous said...

Now let us all pause for a moment of reflection, when Monklish posted the final line up list in 2013, triumphantly declaring that Daft Punk would be there. Then when the list failed, monklish disappeared for 10 months.

Anonymous said...

Outkast now

Anonymous said...

Seems like it's been a long time since two of the three or even two of the two headliners were known this early on.

Outkast
Arcade Fire
???

I don't see NIN doing Coachella. The buzz is over. Great great shows but timing seems off.

Anonymous said...

??? would be Daft Punk. There's your three headliners. Done and dusted.

Anonymous said...

The monklish screenshot that was posted earlier was made by Boourns.

Anonymous said...

That's only 24 acts.

Anonymous said...

Hey
AFI
Bastille
Clockwork
Flume
Mac DeMarco
Strfkr
And
The underachievers

Are confirmed

Anonymous said...

AFI? sources?

Anonymous said...

someone stole your lineup prediction

http://www.travelgrom.com/travel-blog/coachella-2014-lineup

Anonymous said...

12:49 PM, confirmed to be terrible?

Anonymous said...

Outkast?

Anonymous said...

What a mess already....Outkast?????
Another reason not to go....

Anonymous said...

The comment by Little Birdy at the end of the previous post's comments has me intrigued after the Outkast revelations...hmmm.

Stuck Up Music Pussy said...

Might as well add The Rolling Stones again. Negotiations were much more civil this year. The 2 weekends will be the only US shows before playing Mexico City & South America.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones, Outkast and Arcade Fire?
I don't buy it

Anonymous said...

Nickelback
Outkast
Arcade Fire

Anonymous said...

David Bowie and the Reflektors sounds more likely than the Stones at this point.

Anonymous said...

love monklish updates. spicy pie!!

Anonymous said...

Outkast is already booked and they aren't on your list. Supre you fucking dipshit, you're wrong again.

Anonymous said...

Friday : QOTSA, NiN
Saturday: Kraftwerk, Outkast
Sunday: David Bowie and the Reflectors

Anonymous said...

Friday:
NIN
QOTSA, TVOTR, Pixies, Tiesto, The Knife

Saturday:
Arcade Fire
The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Belle and Sebastian, Underworld, Cut Copy

Sunday:
OutKast
The Replacements, M.I.A., The Prodigy, Wilco, Foster the People

Anonymous said...

^you're missing Beck

Anonymous said...

@9:31 greatest coachella lineup ever

Anonymous said...

@9:31, hopefully there won't be so much generic filler on the real thing.

Anonymous said...

Lostprophets reunion??

Anonymous said...

^ lol

Anonymous said...

^Waste of a comment. Anyways you faggot ass hipsters listen up. Andre and Big Boi were offered 3 mil each and its sitting on the table. If they take it, which they will and Arcade Fire as expected who headline...who is the third? GV doesnt give a fuck about spending a ton of more money on another big name. So no Bowie, no daft punk and definitely not the rolling stones. Expect mumford and sons or some gay ass jack off johnson shit. Seriously this third headliner is going to blow donkey dick. Im not even getting my hopes up expecting a tool or nin. But then again who cares the undercard is better. But can someone explain why the daft rumors have stopped? I like it but why the hell did they premiere the get lucky video there? GV trying to get more attention? Maybe those fuckers paid for that even though they know they will never play chella again. Because ya know they never do anything twice. What happened to their world tour?

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk are daft cunts.

Anonymous said...

For the third year in a row, Monklish is going to post in December about Daft Punk being there. And for the third time in a row, she will be wrong. But people will still continue to come here because shes goes hard in the paint and has inside inspermation from lots of large sources that spew lots of knowledge and potential acts .

Anonymous said...

Oh wow. Deadmau5 is bringing a stage setup but its not the cube, its a giant dildo where he sits on

Anonymous said...

^ LOL

Anonymous said...

R u serious?!?!?? Man talkin bout some dildo and shit lemme find out. But for real tho u stankin ass hippies forgot to mention eminem. New album idiots. If cochella is smart then there ya go. Nah but Sum ppl r a
ttracted to the ass, some tits. Me personally?...the size of her head. But im looking for cube sized heads when on the prowl when i hit that playground. I call em ice cube cranium jawns. You should see my girls iron head nigga. it aint bout getin head if ya girl aint got one. Shit could break a bullet you feel me? But i rock that shit like a jocktrap and keep it hunned when we driving . Bad bitch mang. We always do that dance where we move our hands around our head like its a box and she has nooooo idea lmaooo I think shes retarded or sum shit . Outkast would be dope.

Anonymous said...

^Speak some fucking English.

Anonymous said...

U mad i got M&M rite

Anonymous said...

I'd go right now and it would be worth the price of admission if Monk's 25 were there and of course the obvious one she missed, Outkast.

Anonymous said...

Youd go based on the 10% of bands there? Obviously this years lineup is going to be better than the last two years...not just the headliners. Im hoping Flying Lotus is there again.

Anonymous said...

OutKast suck cocks in hell and I hope to fuck something happens to make them NOT be on the lineup. God, this will be worse headliners than last year. And that's no small feat.

Anonymous said...

No cock suck way GV books two urban hip hop headliners. You get OutKast, faggots, and no Eminem.

Anonymous said...

Lorde is shit, you fucking pedos.

cr***** said...

Lorde's pussy is shit.

Anonymous said...

Outkast > Eminem . Lets all be thankful for that. Lets also be happy we get Arcade Fire. The third? Who cares, you know youll probably be in the Mojave or Sahara one of those nighta anyways. No one sees three headliners. Im satisfied with the fact I will see 2/3. Unless Soulwax or Kraftwerk is playing at that time. High hopes : Daft Punk. Worse case scenario : Mumford and Sons or some shitty indy band with a couple hits. Expecting : Nine Inch Nails or Tool. That would be, how shall I put it, headlinerific...but tents > mainstage cluster fucks. Unless its The Chemical Brothers. Bring those mother fuckers back!!!

Anonymous said...

How good would an Everything but the Girl reunion be for 2014???

Anonymous said...

...am I the only one who cares that there are only 24 acts here??

Anonymous said...

Alright kids... read it and weep.
Weep both tears of joy (I mean they finally booked Television and they got the Pixies back and QOTSA is coming back to the polo fields after being long overdue.. and of course NIN is finally confirmed!)
BUT, read it and weep tears of sadness that Arcade Fire is coming back for the UMPTEENTH time!! Enough already! And weep cause the Sahara BLOWS once again, I mean do we really need freaking Calvin Harris and Tiesto again?? And the bad news of course, Daft nowhere to be seen (not surprised in the least quite frankly).

There are some gems and a couple things that don't make sense, but read this quick and take pics, cause this will be taken down soon as it is very very real. GV is not going to be happy. This is the schedule and it outlines all the stages ... there are a few slots that are empty and are TBA

Here u go:

http://clashfinder.com/m/test

I am the same guy who posted a long as hell, but true, post mind you saying that Arcade and Outkast would be headlining along with Muse. I was wrong about Muse, they have been replaced by NIN.

Anonymous said...

That is obviously wrong. They work on stage placement until a few weeks before. Also then replacements wouldn't play main stage they would headline outdoor or mojave. Also, the electro really blows im confident that they would do better than that

Anonymous said...

Plenty of other acts not listed here are basically confirmed with tour dates with Coachella gaps. Monk you are slacking this year. 25 names in December is pretty pathetic.

Tim Catalfo said...

post a screenshot of that clashfinder!

Anonymous said...

Clashfinder is blank, you double nigger.

Anonymous said...

I saw it earlier today and the headliners were NIN, AF, Outkast

Irving W. said...

Just received word from a very reliable source that the following will headline Coachella 2014:

* Lady Gaga
* Arcade Fire
* OutKast

GV is relying on the diverse and completely different acts bringing in three completely different (and fairly large and devout) fan bases. This should guarantee a sell out for both weekends and keep third-party tix to a minimum.

Believe me or not, but I knew the "four" headliners last year before anyone else. My girlfriend works in the print shop contracted by GV and Coachella for all of its printing. One of the guys who works there (actually, her manager) has an inside source at GV.

Irving W. said...

... and just to let everyone know, the 2014 Coachella poster already is being worked on it. At least 90% of the acts have contracted with the remaining 10% in the final stages. So the lineup release may be the earliest in Coachella history.

Anonymous said...

too many niggers, chinks and queers for my liking.

Anonymous said...

Somebody post a screen cap of that clashfinder.

mikebspeedracer said...

Nothing but faggots at Coachella anyways.

Anonymous said...

Too bad they book mostly shit acts now.

Anonymous said...

Psy is headlining in support of a comeback single.

Anonymous said...

I didn't screen captured the Clashfinder cuz it was too long, but I copied and pasted on my Word.


04/11/14
Coachella
Futurebirds12:00-12:30
Charles Bradley & his Extraordinaires13:00-13:50
Kodaline14:15-15:05
Haim15:30-16:20
The Kills16:45-17:35
TV on the Radio18:05-18:55
Foster the People19:25-20:15
The National20:40-21:30
The Replacements21:55-23:05
Nine Inch Nails23:35-01:00

Outdoore Theatre
TBA11:45-12:15
Deleted Scenes12:35-13:05
Haerts13:25-14:05
James Vincent McMorrow14:25-15:05
Okkervil River15:25-16:10
SOJA16:35-17:20
The Naked and Famous17:45-18:35
Flogging Moilly19:00-19:50
Broken Bells20:15-21:05
Cold War Kids21:30-22:20
The Roots22:45-23:35
Mogwai00:00-01:00

Gobi
TBA11:30-12:10
Diarrhea Planet12:15-12:50
FKA twigs13:10-13:45
Angel Haze14:05-14:45
Merchandise15:05-15:45
METZ16:05-16:35
Jagwar Ma17:00-17:45
Django Django18:10-19:00
Warpaint19:25-20:10
Holy Ghost!20:35-21:20
Baths21:40-22:30
Raime22:50-23:40
Run the Jewels00:05-01:00

Mojave
TBA12:00-12:30
JMSN13:00-13:40
Connan Mockasin14:00-14:45
Black Milk15:05-15:50
Cults16:15-17:00
CHVRCHES17:20-18:05
Washed Out18:25-19:10
Volcano Choir19:35-20:25
Television20:50-21:40
Basement Jaxx22:10-23:15
The Knife00:00-01:00

Sahara
TBA11:00-11:40
TBA11:40-12:25
Le Youth12:25-13:15
Ryan Hemsworth13:30-14:20
Paper Diamond14:30-15:30
Arty15:40-16:40
Adventure Club16:50-17:50
Adam Beyer18:05-19:05
Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike19:40-20:40
2ManyDJs21:00-21:55
Zedd22:20-23:15
Calvin Harris23:50-01:00

Yuma
TBA13:00-14:30
TBA14:30-15:30
The Martinez Brothers15:30-16:45
Dusky16:45-18:00
Max Cooper18:00-19:30
Annie Mac19:30-21:00
Maceo Plex21:00-22:45
Ricardo Villalobos22:45-01:00

Anonymous said...

04/12/14
Coachella
The Orwells12:15-12:55
Twenty One Pilots13:20-14:00
Chance the Rapper14:25-15:10
John Newman15:35-16:25
Doves16:50-17:45
AFI18:10-19:00
The Prodigy19:30-20:25
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis20:50-21:40
Beck22:10-23:05
Arcade Fire23:35-01:00

Outdoore Theatre
TBA11:40-12:10
Mr. Dream12:10-12:40
Angel Olsen13:05-13:40
He's My Brother She's My Sister13:55-14:40
Deafheaven15:00-15:45
Frightened Rabbit16:10-17:00
Grouplove17:25-18:15
Rudimental18:40-19:30
Deltron 303019:55-20:45
Zero 721:05-21:55
Juanes22:20-23:10
Placebo23:50-01:00

Gobi
SKATERS12:00-12:30
Factory Floor12:50-13:20
Mac DeMarco13:40-14:20
GRiZ14:40-15:20
Classixx15:40-16:25
F**k Buttons16:50-17:40
Bosnian Rainbows18:00-18:45
INVSN19:10-20:00
Trentemøller20:25-21:15
Hot Natured21:40-22:25
Darkside22:50-23:30
The 197523:55-01:00

Mojave
TBA11:45-12:10
TBA12:20-12:50
Toy13:05-13:35
Peace13:55-14:35
Bombay Bicycle Club14:55-15:35
AlunaGeorge16:00-16:45
CSS17:10-18:00
Chromeo18:25-19:15
Lorde19:40-20:30
Ride20:55-21:45
Wolfmother22:15-23:05
Empire of the Sun23:35-01:00

Sahara
Walden11:30-12:15
Carnage12:35-13:25
Flosstradamus13:40-14:40
Otto Knows15:00-16:00
Mat Zo16:20-17:20
Brodinski vs. Gesaffelstein17:40-18:40
Mark Knight19:00-20:00
Jack U20:25-21:35
Duck Sauce21:55-23:10
Above & Beyond23:35-01:00

Yuma
TBA13:25-14:25
TBA14:25-15:15
Tourist15:15-16:30
Chris Malinchak16:30-18:00
Todd Terje18:00-19:45
Claude VonStroke19:45-21:15
Audion21:15-23:00
Danny Tenaglia23:00-01:00

Anonymous said...

04/13/14
Coachella
TBA11:30-12:00
TBA12:25-13:00
Foxygen13:15-13:55
Editors14:20-15:05
The Avett Brothers15:30-16:20
Ellie Goulding16:45-17:35
Spoon18:00-18:50
Pixies19:20-20:10
Queens of the Stone Age20:40-21:30
OutKast22:15-00:00

Outdoor Theatre
TBA11:30-12:00
The Bright Light Social Hour12:00-12:30
Flatbush Zombies12:45-13:25
King Krule13:50-14:30
MS MR14:50-15:30
Capital Cities15:55-16:45
Deerhunter17:10-18:00
Failure18:25-19:15
Cage the Elephant19:45-20:40
Neutral Milk Hotel21:15-22:15

Gobi
Lust for Youth11:30-12:10
White Lung12:30-13:00
Jai Paul13:20-13:55
A$AP Ferg14:15-14:55
The Dodos15:15-15:55
Chelsea Light Moving16:15-17:05
Big Freedia17:30-18:10
No Age18:35-19:15
Snowbird19:40-20:25
Moderat20:50-21:40
Death Grips22:05-22:45
Flume23:10-00:00

Mojave
Majical Cloudz12:00-12:30
Jackson & his Computer Band12:40-13:10
Mikal Cronin13:30-14:10
Daughter14:30-15:20
Future15:45-16:30
Bastille16:50-17:35
Ratatat18:00-18:50
Cut Copy19:15-20:05
Goldfrapp20:30-21:20
Soulwax21:40-22:30
Boards of Canada23:00-00:00

Sahara
Angger Dimas11:40-12:30
Clockwork12:30-13:25
Cazzette13:25-14:20
Mr. Oizo14:20-15:20
Crookers15:40-16:40
W&W17:00-18:00
Laidback Luke18:20-19:20
Krewella19:40-20:40
Sander van Doorn21:05-22:05
Tiësto22:40-00:00

Yuma
TBA13:00-14:00
Movement14:00-15:15
Adana Twins15:15-16:30
Bondax16:30-17:45
Rustie17:45-19:45
Jon Hopkins19:45-21:45
Sons of the Morning21:45-00:00

Anonymous said...

^ Convenient, just like you were the one who made the clashfinder from you own word document, posted it there, then posted here and told us to look, then took it down, then are re posting. Way to go loser.

Anonymous said...

http://postimg.org/image/ryu91z8uh/

by far best poster

Anonymous said...

http://postimg.org/image/5xinzwqdv/

^ same lineup w/ different backdrop

Anonymous said...

You people make terrible undercards

Anonymous said...


^ Are you smoking rocks, that undercard is stacked.

Anonymous said...

I think I would literally do anything to see Underworld on that poster come January.

Anonymous said...

nine inch nails closing coachella instead of outkast?

you serious clark?

LockNes said...

NiN has way superior production. no one nows what an outkast show show in 2014 will bring. They shouldn't close , anyone with any brains knows thay.

Anonymous said...

yeah that guy totally doesnt have brains. get on your shit @7:56pm

Anonymous said...

@3:56, stacked with mediocrity

Anonymous said...

Arcade fire and nin would get longer than 1:25.

your friend at Sony said...

Headliners are:

Outkast
Daft Punk
David Bowie

The members of Arcade Fire WILL be performing but their name will NOT be on the poster. As for Daft, think 2010 Gorillaz rather than 2006 pyramid. Lineup out around Jan 7th.

Anonymous said...

BORING - there are stages I could ignore entirely. Not a good thing. I can't wait to compare the real lineup and the time slots with the above.

Anonymous said...

So it will be awful like 2010 Gorillaz?

Anonymous said...

That settime mess is a fake clashfinder posted by someone on the board that made it for fun. Nice try, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Did someone say fun. ?

Anonymous said...

Wow! My friend at Goldenvoice just confirmed to me that My Hairy Dick and Balls will be headlining along with Outkast and Arcade Fire! Amazing!

Anonymous said...

Hey LockNes: Fuck you