Monday, January 17, 2011

Final effort

headliners bolded

Lineup should be out whenever they choose to release it.

!!!
Animal Collective
Arcade Fire
Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Best Coast
Big Audio Dymamite
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears
Blonde Redhead
Bomba Estéreo
Boys Noize
Bright Eyes
Brodinski
Broken Social Scene
Cage the Elephant
Caifanes
Chromeo
Clare Maguire
Cold War Kids
Crystal Castles
CSS
Cults
Cut Copy
Daedelus
Death From Above 1979
Delorean
DJ Shadow
Duran Duran
Eliza Doolittle
Empire of the Sun
Erick Morillo and Friends
Fanfarlo
Fat Freddy’s Drop
Fleet Foxes
Foals
Foster The People
Four Tet
GAYNGS
Glassjaw
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Green Velvet
Groove Armada
Health
Henry Clay People
High Contrast
How to Dress Well
Interpol
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Jack Beats
Kanye West
Kings of Leon

Klaxons
Lightning Bolt
Magnetic Man
Mariachi El Bronx
Marina and the Diamonds
Mary Anne Hobbs
MEN
Menomena
Mew
Monarchy
Mumford & Sons
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Nosaj Thing
One Day As a Lion
Phantogram
Phosphorescent
PJ Harvey
Plan B
Queens of the Stone Age
Robyn
Rural Alberta Advantage
Rusko
Sasha
Sleigh Bells
Suede
Sven Väth
Tame Impala
The Black Keys
The Bloody Beetroots
The Chemical Brothers
The Delta Spirit
The Drums
The Morning Benders
The National
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
The Strokes
The Twelves
The Tallest Man on Earth
Titus Andronicus
Tom Tom Club
Trentemøller
Twin Shadow
Warpaint
Wire
Wiz Khalifa
Yacht

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Anonymous said...

Radiohead headlining.!!! cant wait for April

Anonymous said...

NYC based Club promoter and DJ, A English has the following tour date schedule. Is he getting in on the fun? Who fucking knows. Thought it was worth mentioning.

Maybe Daft is just not headlining.

01/14 w/ Glass Candy + Chromatics
01/15 w/ Chris Keating of Yeasayer
01/19 @ Butter Charlotte, NC
01/21 w/ Miss Kittin
01/28 w/ Yolanda Be Cool opening
01/28 w/ Bart Bmore + Dada Life @ Pacha closing
02/01 @Le Souk Harem - Wolf Party
02/04 w/ Mr. Oizo + OFFICIAL Chromeo afterparty + DJ Set
02/11 w/ Joachim Garraud + LA Riots
02/12 @Nashville Y2K 2 year anniversary
02/18 w/ Nero
02/25 w/ Skrillex
03/04 w/ Designer Drugs
03/05 @Amityville, LI
04/15 w/ Daft Punk

www.dancesauce.com

Anonymous said...

That link says Daft not playing.

Dog Fort said...

Come in Red Lobster, do you copy?

Anonymous said...

Radiohead's going

Red Lobster said...

Dog Fort, this is Red Lobster, I copy.

Don Juan said...

where is this radiohead news coming from?

Anonymous said...

^
Intuition.

Anonymous said...

Shit's about to happen people.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysWzPxhiGuI

Don Juan said...

^
eh, I know they should be done with their new material by now, it makes sense and wold be cool considering theres still nobody on their level, who cares if they've headlined before

Don Juan said...

I was there at the Green Pyramid...and ya'll missed out BIGTIME!!!

Anonymous said...

Shit's about to happen people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-el-CuV1Je8

Anonymous said...

The coachella message board changed colors!! Last year when that happened the lineup came out the next morning. Will history repeat itself?

Anonymous said...

Absolutely nobody would complain about Radiohead headlining, and I really do not get why people think them headlining 7 years ago is a problem. Bjork, Rage, Tool, The Cure, and RHCP have all headlined twice.

I just do not see any indication they'll be there.

Anonymous said...

The strangulated head of my penis changed colors! Last time that happened it was immediately followed by a union with a minge that smelled of the Salton Sea!

Also, Radiohead will be there. My Grandpappy plays darts with Thom Yorke's proctologist, and last week during his exam, his colon polyps spelled out "Daft won't be there but we is." In parentheses they spelled out "Bonnaroo is all muddy and gay."

My sources are impeccable.

Anonymous said...

I thought the "Final List" had Daft Punk...Bitch

Don Juan said...

ya, i just noticed the message board change colors too...

Anonymous said...

^^ Many lolz.

Anonymous said...

wow

Anonymous said...

THE BOARDS CHANGED COLORS! THE LINEUP IS HERE!

Anonymous said...

the 'Chella board changes color every time I jerk it to your mom. sorry, I just couldn't wait any longer.

Anonymous said...

I wish all of the stupid pricks on here would shut the fuck up. Maybe if some of you would read that article you will discover that they were offered a headlining spot.

Every single Coachella goer has been expecting Arcade Fire and Daft Punk since last summer.

Monk had all 3 headliners right last year AND even knew what days they were playing. So she/he didn't know what day the poster was coming out...BIG FUCKING DEAL!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans With Guns would be siiiiiiiiik

Don Juan said...

how many times have you guys hit the refresh button this week?

Anonymous said...

Up at KROQ

Kings of Leon
Arcade Fire
Kanye West
Strokes
Black Keys
Interpol
Brandon Flowers
Mumford & Sons
Big Audio Dynamite
One Day As A Lion
Duran Duran
The National
PJ Harvey
Wiz Khalifa
Jimmy Eat World
Neon Trees
She Wants Revenge
Jack’s Mannequin
Cage The Elephant
Flogging Molly


thanks monk

That Guy said...

almost time for a brand new Tosh.0!!!

Anonymous said...

JUST ANNOUNCED ON KROQ - ~9:30PST

HEADLINERS: ARCADE FIRE, KINGS OF LEON, KANYE WEST.

Anonymous said...

KROQ also just announced that they are LIARS!

Anonymous said...

its up!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Just found out about radiohead. Get ready to have your minds blown on Thursday. Thank you, Paul. Sorry for giving you shit.

Anonymous said...

Radiohead performing Kid A/Amnesiac

Anonymous said...

whered u guys get the Radiohead info?

Anonymous said...

Arcade Fire site is down

Anonymous said...

Lineup released on KROQ (not the full poster)...no Radiohead.

Anonymous said...

Congrats Monk! You guessed the headliners!

Don Juan said...

Kanye West doesn't care about white girls.

Anonymous said...

The bitching is never going to end for this.

Anonymous said...

Are you KIDDING me? i WIll interrupt yeezy and extinguish KOL's fire

Anonymous said...

Why did KROQ play a snippet from the Tron soundtrack at the end of its Coachella segment? Was that because they know something about Daft Punk or are they just rubbing it in?

I can't stand the suspense...is Daft going to be there or not?

Stuck Up Music Pussy said...

Most of you dicks should apologize to Monk.

Anonymous said...

I already donated sperm if monk ever wants it.

Anonymous said...

LINEUP IS OUT!!!! CHECK COACHELLA SITE!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://i51.tinypic.com/9aa79i.jpg

Anonymous said...

Ok, so we can all conclude that Daft Punk will MOST LIKELY make an appearance with Kanye

Anonymous said...

what little bitch keeps saying check the coachella site!?

Anonymous said...

damn, entire lineup on KROQ now

Anonymous said...

are you joking?!? seriously, check the site, the freaking lineup is UP!!! I'm not fucking around, I'm looking at it right now!

Anonymous said...

And the forum's down.

Good call on The London Suede & DFA1979 Monk.

Although this is probably the weakest headliners Coachella has ever had. Bummed no Beastie Boys.

Anonymous said...

So Monklish was kind of right about everything. Ouch.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoping that there will be some surprises and a headline to go against the Kings.

It honestly looks like a Lollapalooza lineup... No WOW factor

Anonymous said...

neil young?

Anonymous said...

Where is Groove Armada?

Anonymous said...

Yeah where is neil and beasties?

Anonymous said...

not joking, entire lineup up, no neil young, and not really any big electronic acts either, there is DFA1979 tho

Don Juan said...

http://cbskroq.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/coachella_poster_full_lineup.jpg

Anonymous said...

the fact she knew about dfa1979 means she's legit

Anonymous said...

i still think daft punk will be added with kanye

Anonymous said...

anyone see the typo... Crystal castlest

Anonymous said...

ya,i saw the typo, maybe they were rushing

Anonymous said...

so how many people do you think Monk has slept with to get this info?

Anonymous said...

Animal Collective main-sub on Saturday for realz?

Anonymous said...

Shpongle?? lolz look this dude up if you dont know bout shpongle

Anonymous said...

no four tet

Anonymous said...

no neil young .. :(

Anonymous said...

Meh lineup - won't be heading down for that unless there are some major additions.. Monk?

Festival recommendations?

Anonymous said...

Magnetic Man....womp

cakewalk said...

dude, this lineup is fake, the spelled "Crystal Castles" wrong, look at it. Coachella wouldnt do that, they teasing us

Anonymous said...

@10:45 - why would they release a fake lineup

Anonymous said...

and all of you doubted my Rod Stewart predicition

Anonymous said...

5 names on the 2nd line for Friday. One being Robyn? The fuck...

Anonymous said...

I see monk took daft punk off her final predictions - did she think we wouldn't notice?!

Anonymous said...

Um I don't get it - Rod Stewart is not on the lineup or I would so be there!

Anonymous said...

NM they FIXED it! like just now, LOL

Anonymous said...

what is the creators project?

Anonymous said...

@10:02 .. is the London Suede .. Suede??

Anonymous said...

Interesting, suppossed huge announcement on Feb 16th from this creators project on details of artwork and collaborations. sounds cool...im guessing they are going to make it even funner for people taking drugs

Anonymous said...

oh wow, look at the main page now, im liking this creators project thing

Victor said...

Thanks, Monk. I'll check back occasionally for the new band updates. Fuck the haters!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your time & effort Monk - it was fun.

Don Juan said...

You sure give one good wild ride Monk

Anonymous said...

Monk got all of the headliners correct AND called DFA 1979.

Some of you pricks need to say you are sorry.....

KingsOfLeon said...

So is everyone happy with the line up?
Or is there more to complain at?

Anonymous said...

No DJ SHADOW???

Anonymous said...

Thanks Monk - great job!
Headliners seem kind of weak.... do you think there will be an addition?

Sad that Pulp & Neil Young aren't going to be there

Anonymous said...

How many huge bands can we think of that haven't finished their album yet? Maybe it is weak on purpose and there's going to be a late add for one of these acts. Plausible?

Anonymous said...

BonnaROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

Expect Justice (DJ Set) and Fake Blood to be added to Saturday in the next couple of weeks.

Daisy said...

WTF Holy CanCon! AF, BSS, New Pornos, DFA1979, Gord Downie, RAA.....

Anonymous said...

W000t Check out the Coachella 2011 Playlist at Playlistify: #nowplaying @playlistify a playlist called 'Coachella 2011 Festival - raw line-up' - Its an epic playlist

Anonymous said...

oh god oh god where did daft punk go. it's not on the list anymore. it disappeared. you mean...

:C brb crying forever

Anonymous said...

While there are plenty of excellent performers this year, this years lineup doesn't feel like a COACHELLA lineup. There are no artists that standout as ones that only Coachella could bring out. I mean after the headliners, the subheadliners are really weak. The Black Keys, Mumford & Sons even Animal Collective (whom I love) as main subs? I feel like there is something missing.

Anonymous said...

no dp, no neil young, no atlas sound but atleast you gave us dfa 1979 a couple hours before the line up was released. good job monk

Anonymous said...

Thanks Monk again for the fun. That being said....BORING. Kol? Kanye? Strokes? Shoot me now. While the tent is going to jammin'....the rest of the place will be stuck in bore-o-rama fest ville.

Daft Punk...all three nights at Electric Zoo?

Anonymous said...

Monk failed hardcore this year.

Anonymous said...

Your predictions were way off this year.

Anonymous said...

@3:56 - totally agree with you. If I wanted a lineup like that I'd go to Lollapolooza

Anonymous said...

Hey Monk. Ride my face and cum in my mouth. PLEASE!!!

Anonymous said...

The biggest surprise was Lauryn Hill. That's a name that only Coachella could pull off.

Anonymous said...

hmm meh lineup + only 3 day passes = all the OC teenagers will be out in force.

Not wasting my $ on coachella this year that's for sure

Anonymous said...

Lauryn Hill is no new feat. She performed all 4 of the Rock the Bells shows last summer.

However props to GV for getting her...hip hop legend.

Anonymous said...

The headliners blow, but the under card is great: National, Suede, Big Audio Dynamite, Kills, Black Keys, Interpol, Cut Copy, Cold Cave, PJ Harvey, Chemical Brothers, Chromeo, Presets, Warpaint, Drums, Foals, Pains of Being..,Delta Spirit...Will be a great time once again in the desert.

Anonymous said...

MONK WAS 23% CORRECT FROM HIS ORIGINAL PREDICTIONS WITH ALL OF THE HEADLINERS WRONG! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

to all you 'people' complaining about the lineup and saying its the worst one you've ever seen......i'm hear to tell you what your parents/teachers/friends never had the heart to tell you.......you are what most people would call......mm how should I say this......fucking stupid.


Kings of Leon is better than the Who, and if you disagree, then you probably should just go see a Who show on your own. Keep geezer rock away from this fucking festival unless it's Bowie. End of story.


Yeah, Kanye is headlining, but they even gave you SECOND headliner the SAME DAY YOU FUCKERS. if you don't like the strokes, then you must be one of those insanely retarded, still-in-the-closet dance freaks who takes ecstasy every night for dinner. Stay away from this festival.


And my god if you can't find anything to like about Arcade Fire then you surely must be considering yourself an idiot by now.....they're representing your ass, singing the way you wish you knew how, AND they haven't sold out like Interpol did with a major label. Don't piss in the fucking well you awful ingrates.


Then there's the undercard. Coachella got PJ Harvey, Lauryn Hill, AND DEATH FROM ABOVE for you ungrateful assholes....like all the messageboard wishlists were answered.



Yeah you didn't get fucking Radiohead or Daft Punk but you ask for them every fucking year and the people in those bands have lives outside of your little festival. Also, SOME people.....are you ready for this......ACTUALLY don't like either of those bands for very valid reasons despite you preaching your fucking pretentious rhetoric about both of them.

GET OVER IT. IF YOU FIND THAT TOO HARD TO DO, GET YOUR ASS TO A FESTIVAL WHERE YOU CAN DANCE YOURSELF STUPID ON ALL THE ECSTASY YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM CAN HANDLE, LIKE BONNAROO WHERE THEY STILL HATE BLACK PEOPLE. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS FESTIVAL.

Anonymous said...

and besides the 08 lineup was WAYYYYY worse than this one.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Perhaps you wouldn't be so angry if your taste in music didn't suck.

Anonymous said...

if you don't like Radiohead then I don't like you...plain & simple. Radiohead is god.

Anonymous said...

hey monk i was just going to call you a cunt but i will ask nicely instead?

can you tell me what happen to any of the following?

queens of the stone age, daft punk, atlas sound, dj shadow, neil young, beastie boys

but if you could only explain one, tell what the fuck happen to neil young

Anonymous said...

Monklish's 'Final Effort' predictions were 78% accurate. Not bad, Monk! Here are the artists she predicted who are not on the official lineup:

Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Blonde Redhead
Brodinski
DJ Shadow
Fanfarlo
Fleet Foxes
Four Tet
Glassjaw
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Groove Armada
Henry Clay People
How to Dress Well
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Queens of the Stone Age
Rural Alberta Advantage
Rusko
Suede
Tom Tom Club

Anonymous said...

he didn't say he didn't like radiohead he said theres people out there that don't. he's not dissing radiohead or DP he is just saying that people have different tastes in music and nothing can change that. So for some people to have wanted radiohead and DP someone probably equally wanted KOL to headline instead and those people got their wish. Do you etards get it?? this festival is for people that love all kinds of music and want to see acts they like and acts they love and new artists they have never seen before all while hangin with your friends, girlfriend, boyfriend, family ect. and having new experiences and quit possibly a life changing weekend like i had back in 07'. So if you don't like it, trust me go act by act and listen to them all then judge it. If you don't like any of it or theres not enought worthy of spending your money on this festival is simply not for you. Sorry

Anonymous said...

@9:31 Nobody read your novel.

Anonymous said...

^^I was actually kinda joking with that Radiohead comment just to further his point actually (although admittedly Radiohead is my favorite band & the best live act of our generation in my humble opinion).

I'm no Coachella rookie...I've learned long ago, as you have, that the lineup really doesn't matter that much in the grand scheme of things because you will ALWAYS have an amazing time & you will ALWAYS discover new acts you'll love & you will ALWAYS be able to find some band or dj that you wouldn't mind checkin' out at all times.

I get that it's about the experience as a whole, surviving the weekend & partying your ass off...not the individual bands per-say. if the overwhelming madness of the festival experience is not for you, then just see those bands you like at their own shows on their own tours.

with that said, I still want Radiohead g-dammit!!! ha.

Anonymous said...

@10:08, Suede is on there as The London Suede

Anonymous said...

78% says Monklish knows something but not everything.
There were also many revisions and names dropped/added that it was more hit and miss than 78%.
Most people had AF, Kanye, BK, Strokes, Interpol, Robyn, mumford, Duran Duran, pj, national, BSS etc.

The only name Monklish got above no other was Death From Above 1979.

Anonymous said...

If Suprefan has been helping Monklish he is gonna get banned from the Message Board. GUARANTEED!

Anonymous said...

Also the Henry Clay People and the Rural Alberta Advantage are on the lineup.

Victor said...

So what is the official hit/miss percentage? I think Daft Punk should added to the equation because it was removed at the last minute. Anyone?

Anonymous said...

why is the coachella forum down? too many people talkin shit about this years lineup and not enough people trying actually discuss the lineup? man but i bet it all has something to do with ticket sales, that seems to be working lol

Anonymous said...

here's to hoping justin vernon will join kanye on stage given his collaboration with him and his presence in gayngs. I wish destroyer would play too given that bejar's there with New pornographers.

Anonymous said...

No one care about the hit/miss percentage.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see who the real headliner for day 1 will be.

Anonymous said...

Coachella is no longer indie/alternative. I'm done with it. It's now become a 3 day KROQ fest for rich white kids.

Treasure Island is the last relevant California festival.

Anonymous said...

OK, her revised accuracy percentage: 81%. Here are the artists she predicted who are not on the official lineup:

Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Blonde Redhead
Brodinski
DJ Shadow
Fanfarlo
Fleet Foxes
Four Tet
Glassjaw
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Groove Armada
How to Dress Well
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Queens of the Stone Age
Rusko
Tom Tom Club

Anonymous said...

It's not hard to make a prediction list hours before the lineup comes out. Give me a % from 1 month ago.

Anonymous said...

the undercards not bad but they will have to add someone else big at some point to bump up ticket sales. thats the only way they can even come close to selling out with this lineup. i'm thinking another big act on friday or saturday should do.

Anonymous said...

I fall in the category that loves indie but is obsessed with djing. the sahara tent is loaded on all three days. could not have a better line-up than this.

Anonymous said...

The fest is dead! There is another fest in CA that is what coachella used to be. But im not sayin so it can live a bit longer. KROQachella FU!!!

Anonymous said...

ya but it was the same day as Smoke Out Festival and they were both stacked. deadmua5 actually performed at both of them.

Anonymous said...

81%. That's pretty damn good.

Anonymous said...

Hey Monk, can we possibly expect any big adds? The ones that are on your list but didnt make it this round?

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