Active Child
Andrew Bird
AraabMuzik
Arctic Monkeys
ASAP Rocky
AVICII
Azealia Banks
Band of Skulls
Battles
Bassnectar
Beardyman
Beirut
Boom Bip
Bon Iver
Calvin Harris
Caribou
Childish Gambino
Damian Jurado
Das Racist
Dawes
Dev
Digitalism
Death Grips
Donavon Frankenreiter
Feist
fIREHOSE
First Aid Kit
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Four Tet
Future Islands
Gardens and Villa
Girls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gold Panda
Gotye
Group Love
Holy Ghost!
Hot Snakes
James
Jimmy Cliff
Justice
Kasabian
Katchafire
Keep Shelly in Athens
Kings of Convenience
La Roux
LMFAO
M83
Metronomy
My Morning Jacket
Neon Indian
Nero
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Other Lives
Pulp
Radiohead
The Black Keys
The Cat Empire
The Civil Wars
The Head and the Heart
The Rapture
The Shins
Santigold
SBTRKT
SebastiAn
Spector
St Vincent
Swedish House Mafia
Talvin Singh and Niladri Kumar
Tennis
tUnE-yArDs
Wild Flag
Wu Lyf
Young the Giant
Zeds Dead
487 comments:
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Who are your headliners Monk?
monklish is a cunt.
'i guess the lineup comes out next week' thanks for the update bitch.
Excellent job inaccurately quoting her.
@HotGorillaz Appears to be the case.
I love how she waits for all of these outside confirmations and then she updates her list.
What about Bjork?
Caribou told via their twitter account they are NOT playing.
Monklish just guess.
No real source info or anything.
Laziest booking ever? Why would they bring The Black Keys back yet again?
The Black Keys said they were avoiding festivals they played in 2011...
So heres the thing...
PORTISHEAD is going to do a mini-mexican tour on early May.
Count them on the bill.
There's no way The Black Keys are headlining if you have those name on the lineup.
Maybe they will sub-headline again, but i will go for THEY ARE NOT PLAYING this year.
So based on a quick analysis, my guess is....
RADIOHEAD
PULP
SIGUR ROS
BJORK
PORTISHEAD
BON IVER
FOO FIGHTERS
TOM PETTY
AT THE DRIVE-IN
Happy New Year everyone. Stay safe.
SKRILEXX (with koRn) WILL HEADLINE.
well at least ill be in the sahara tent during the keys ;D
Just for fun:
YES - Active Child
YES - Andrew Bird
YES - AraabMuzik
YES - Arctic Monkeys
YES - ASAP Rocky
YES - AVICII
YES - Azealia Banks
YES - Band of Skulls
NO - Battles
YES - Bassnectar
YES - Beardyman
YES - Beirut
NO - Boom Bip
YES - Bon Iver
YES - Calvin Harris
NO - Caribou
YES - Childish Gambino
YES - Damian Jurado
YES - Das Racist
YES - Dawes
YES - Dev
YES - Digitalism
YES - Death Grips
YES - Donavon Frankenreiter
NO - Feist
YES - fIREHOSE
YES - First Aid Kit
YES - Florence and the Machine
NO - Foster the People
YES - Four Tet
YES - Future Islands
YES - Gardens and Villa
YES - Girls
NO - Godspeed You! Black Emperor
NO - Gold Panda
YES - Gotye
YES - Group Love
YES - Holy Ghost!
NO - Hot Snakes
YES - James
YES - Jimmy Cliff
YES - Justice
YES - Kasabian
NO - Katchafire
NO - Keep Shelly in Athens
NO - Kings of Convenience
NO -La Roux
NO - LMFAO
YES - M83
YES - Metronomy
NO - My Morning Jacket
YES - Neon Indian
YES - Nero
YES - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
YES - Other Lives
YES - Pulp
YES - Radiohead
NO - The Black Keys
YES - The Cat Empire
NO - The Civil Wars
YES - The Head and the Heart
YES - The Rapture
YES - The Shins
NO - Santigold
NO - SBTRKT
YES - SebastiAn
YES - Spector
YES - St Vincent
NO - Swedish House Mafia
YES - Talvin Singh and Niladri Kumar
YES - Tennis
YES - tUnE-yArDs
YES - Wild Flag
YES - Wu Lyf
NO - Young the Giant
YES - Zeds Dead
Add:
FOO FIGHTERS
FRIENDS
AT THE DRIVE-IN
TYLER THE CREATOR
PORTISHEAD
REFUSED
TV ON THE RADIO
SKRILLEX
NEW ORDER
BOB MOULD
JAMES BLAKE
MADNESS
FRANCISCA VALENZUELA
JAVIERA MENA
ILLYA KURIAKY AND THE VALDERRAMAS
LA VIDA BOHEME
ATARI TEENAGE RIOT
@lolcat
Shame you said 'NO' to Young The Giant.
lolcat what are you yes/no-ing. That they'll be there? Or who you'd watch?
Thanks for the updates and enduring the hate, Monk. The diversion is appreciated. And being the bearer of bad news, it seems.
Damn I hope that list is wrong. Complete crap through and through. About five decent bands on there and the rest is throwaway shit.
Guys lolcat is full of shit because Skrillex is booked during Coachella
Black Keys headlining... AHAHAHAHAAHAH....BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAhahahahahahaahahahaah..LOLOLOROFLMFAOMG!!!!...BAAHAHAAHAAAA!!! XD teeheehee..you dumb bastard!
Tom Petty or Foo Fighters-My Morning Jacket
Radiohead-Pulp
U2 Performing the joshua tree in its entirety
Radiohead
Florence and the Machine At the Drive-in Bon Iver The Shins
The Black Keys
David Guetta Wilco Arctic Monkeys Feist
Bjork
My Morning Jacket TV on the Radio Justice Beirut
And the fall of the monk is complete
You morons bitch about the line-up literally EVERY year.
Nothing changes.
@ 7:30 ...The Black Keys
David Guetta Wilco Arctic Monkeys Feist would be an offensively poor and unimaginative top two lines...there's no way in hell Paul T would come up with something that pathetic.
Guys the Black Keys are not headlining.
You did a bad job this year Monk
The Black Keys are most definitely subbing, absolutely, 110% correct. Creators Project, Creators Project, Black Keys, Creators Project.
I've been trying to tell you this for months guys. Listen...
Where are all the Sahara tent artists? There's only like one day's worth here.
EMBARRASSINGLY AWFUL CRAP:
Foster the People
My Morning Jacket
The Black Keys
BORING EMBARRASSINGLY AWFUL IRRELEVANT OUTDATED BRIT CRAP:
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Pulp
Kasabian
CRAP:
Active Child
Andrew Bird
AraabMuzik
ASAP Rocky
AVICII
Azealia Banks
Band of Skulls
Battles
Beardyman
Beirut
Boom Bip
Bon Iver
Calvin Harris
Caribou
Childish Gambino
Damian Jurado
Das Racist
Dawes
Dev
Digitalism
Death Grips
Donavon Frankenreiter
Feist
fIREHOSE
First Aid Kit
Florence and the Machine
Four Tet
Future Islands
Gardens and Villa
Girls
Gold Panda
Gotye
Group Love
Holy Ghost!
Hot Snakes
James
Jimmy Cliff
Katchafire
Keep Shelly in Athens
Kings of Convenience
La Roux
LMFAO
Metronomy
Neon Indian
Nero
Other Lives
The Cat Empire
The Civil Wars
The Head and the Heart
The Rapture
The Shins
Santigold
SebastiAn
Spector
St Vincent
Swedish House Mafia
Talvin Singh and Niladri Kumar
Tennis
Wild Flag
Wu Lyf
Young the Giant
Zeds Dead
NOT CRAP:
tUnE-yArDs
Bassnectar
SBTRKT
M83
ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE:
Radiohead
Justice
ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE BUT WON'T BE AT COACHELLA:
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
There's only one headliner on that list.
And again, I'm like 90% sure no Swedish House Mafia.
Championing Bassnectar while calling My Morning Jacket and the Black Keys "crap."
So much derp.
@8:33
The 4 you have listed under
NOT crap are pretty much the
worst on the whole list.
Which means you are either deaf
,retarded. Or a 12 year old girl.
So which is it ?
VAGINAS FOR EARS:
January 6, 2012 8:42 PM
January 6, 2012 8:49 PM
Yeah Monklish, what about Bjork that has been so heavily rumored? Do you know anything?
what about Daft Punk? what do you know about Daft Punk? will Daft Punk be playing at Coachella 2012 or will Daft Punk not be playing at Coachella 2012? Thanks Monk!
Monk, what have you heard about The Stone Roses?
Yes what about The Stone Roses???
The Who
Monk your lame as shit. You have no insider info. Your list won't even be half right.
Shut this blog down already.
You have to be kidding with the Stone Roses. Isn't the BORING EMBARRASSINGLY AWFUL IRRELEVANT OUTDATED BRIT CRAP category already filled to the brim?
You people are so fucking negative. The worst part though, is that I'm addicted to it! I need your stupid, worthless comments. You all dream of Radiohead, Daft Punk, Bowie, Kraftwerk and because it's not that you write it off as shit. It's so delicious!
From where I'm standing there's 25 bands to see:
Andrew Bird
AraabMuzik
Azealia Banks
Battles
Bassnectar
Beardyman
Beirut
Bon Iver
Caribou (apparently not playing)
Digitalism
Feist
Four Tet
Girls
Gold Panda
Holy Ghost!
M83
My Morning Jacket
Neon Indian
Pulp
Radiohead
The Rapture
The Shins
St. Vincent
tUnE-yArDs
Wu Lyf
You're all such headliner whores
If MMJ, Black Keys, & Radiohead are headliners then mehhhh
If ATDI, Portishead, G!YBE, and Pulp are subs then holy fuck i'm there
No one gives a fuck who any of you want to see
No one gives a fuck that you don't give a fuck who any of us want to see
Where are the amazing undercard acts? All this pitchfork/npr rubbush don't cut the butter.
if monklish only gets info from the board, then what poster scooped dev, donavon frankenreiter, la roux, spector, talvin singh and niladri kumar?
Coachella will be D.O.A. when the list is announced. The two-weekend money grab will come to light when the list is lame, boring, repetitive, and filled with crap...glad I won't be going to the hijacking in the desert. Have fun with all the frat assholes, people on their first drunks or trips without mommy,, rude, obnoxious morons with their "crews," and all around bullshit. The old Coachella was never about who was playing, that was always good, it was about the people, the vibe, the feeling, the pleasantness, the kindness, and it is what brought me and our friends from Pennsylvania and New Jersey every year. It has turned into a corporate bullshit fest filled with trendy jerkoffs and assholes.
^2011 was one of the best years in coachella history, the experience has only gotten better
@6:03
I dont understand why you are posting if you are not going. Did you need you waste space on the board if you had nothing to say.
You hate coachella and you are not going. I dont think anyone cares.
I will say it is funny that your complaining about the type of people at a festival, when you have friends from New Jersey.
6:03
Most of the fun in any festival is complaining about. The price of water or alcohol are good ones, the state of toilets another, camping, dubstep, hipsters, fedoras wearing douches or head dress wearing hipsters.....then you can do line ups, stages/set times, performances. I am never happier than at festivals, so much to complain about.
Coachella has always been a corporate moneygrab you fuckin dickcunt
^still the best festival in the world
I would take this list with a grain of salt guys. No offensive to Monklish of course, I just don't think her sources were spot on this year.
*no offense
if Black Keys are a headliner, just expect them to co headline with someone else.
603 is just a troll. Nothing more.
Also, Monklish still has bands on the list who have been ruled out BY THE BANDS THEMSELVES.
This blog is a fraud.
you let me down monklish, no good effort this time, maybe you got bored of this blog
I hope you get face cancer Monk. For real this time.
Man, the hate on here is just laughable. "It's all your fault that we don't like the bands you're reporting." "How dare you have similar acts to the Coachella Board?" Anyways, I'm gonna say the most logical headliners are gonna be Radiohead, Tool, and a combo of Black Keys and Foo Fighters. Which for me is a fucking Dreamchella. Radiohead and Tool are literally my two favorite bands ever and are both fantastic live. The Keys is odd since they have been there so many times (including last year). Maybe they are making up for the shitty sound they had last year by giving them a do over? Either way, I'll gladly welcome them over Coldplay and Bjork any day of the week. No disrespect to
Bjork by the way, I'm hoping it's actually her and not the Foo Fighters. The Foos I'm on the fence about. I dug their first two albums, but they rest have been meh. Grohl does always bring it live though so I'd check them out in Week 1 for sure.
The rest of Monk's list already has some gems on there. I could easily see two full weekends worth of great music with all of these acts. That being said, I've still got my fingers crossed for Sigur Ros and QOTSA!!
I love you Monk, fuck all the haters. Your blog is greatly appreciated.
@603
The festival is whatever you make of it. If you let the outside influence get to you then you're just a tool. I've been going since 01 and it has only become better. You're just a homo.
What I don't understand after 4 coachellas is the hate and language and attitude on this blog. Every year at the festival I talk to and meet all kinds of cool people.
The festival being diverse with frat boys, hipsters, Indian head dress wearing prepsters and celebs makes it great for people watching. Im sure everyone does a double take 3-4 times a day. I like some frat boys there so I can laugh at them as they fist pump in the Sahara. Did you guys ever think that maybe this is an experience that changes people for the better??
I leave feeling partied out physically but renewed 100% mentally. I change dramatically after every year because I realize I have been an ass in some way, or not accepting of a group of people. Or I realize that some of the things Im doing are right, after getting to know someone new.
The music is always awesome, there are at least 5 bands playing at all times, you only have to like 20% of the lineup to have the best weekend of the year. And if you don't like 20% of the lineup, maybe you shouldn't be at a musical festival because Coachella puts together the most diverse and unique lineup year after year after year.
I hope to see all the non-haters this year, its gonna be fuckin awesome as always. To all you negative haters...I hope someone gives you a hug before you kill yourself.
The crowd sux now. Srry.
This lineup would suck Harry balls. I hope something changes. I've already got my passes in may, so I'm going, but this isn't exciting. Plus, even with radioed ad, this lineup isn't good.
Monklish, the Black Keys won't be there. Not as a headliner, or subheadliner. Tyler the Creator and Florence + the Machine aren't going to be there either lolcat.
That said, lolcat, some of the bands you said "No" to ARE going to be there. Such as, Keep Shelly In Athens; Their booking company pretty much confirmed it on their site a few months back.
The people complaining about the line-up are funny. You guys do realize that this isn't even the entire line-up right? Monklish is only mentioning about 70 bands. There's usually 180 for the entire weekend.
@ 9:24 and 10:04
Well said, that's the real Coachella vibe that I see every year. People gonna hate. Only see love
Your favorite bands suck.
is it me or does this line up prediction look less deep than last years?
i guess no one knows who the two other headliners are? black keys can't headline - they are not enough of a draw especially compared to last year.
hmmmm...i still think it will be someone like gaga, beyonce, or someone pretty huge itching to play coachella.
^are u really just noticing this??? WHat do U think we are all suicidal about?!
^ well sorry, i'm just finding out about this blog now. anyway, i feel like coachella has been doing the same sort of thing for the past two or three years. One indie band (this year it's radiohead, last year arcade, year before gorillaz), one mainstream (this year who knows?, last year KOL, year before Muse), and one mega (Kanye, Jay-Z, even Paul M). So i don't think Bjork fits under mega anymore since her last three albums have just been so under the radar and Black Keys could maybe be the mainstream band but that will prob be something even crappier (it always is).
I think for their first two weekend go at it, they are going to at least pull one OMFG out of their hat - not Bjork, not Foo, not anything that played a festival last year etc.
^This guy doesn't know shit.
Fact: Young the Giant wont be there
And I'm not sure if Monk has bad sources or just doesnt care, but this blog is basically all the softballs given by tourdates, with some obviously wrong predictions thrown in and nothing bold or from a real source. Maybe GV got to monk and made her shut it down, because this year is an absolute joke as far as predictions go
2 of the headliners will be radiohead and foo fighters
the 3rd day i have no idea
It's pretty obvious that whatever source Monk had in the past, was not available this year. Trying to bluff it though? Kinda sad.
I'm not even a hater, I appreciate what monk does but this year there have been half as many updates, all of which have no major additions besides some 12pm gobi fodder and the obvious conformations from other places. There really hasnt been a significant addition from the first post. Now Monk is trying to say the Black Keys are going to headline after a mediocre performance as a sub in 2011? Come on. Douchers on the Coachella Boards have more sources than Monk these days if thats who she thinks is headlining.
You kept the charade up for 4 years...solid run Monk
She never said anything about them headlining dumbass.
THE BLACK KEYS ARE RETURNING AS SUBS FOR THE 15TH FUCKING TIME!!!
Anybody who tries to find patterns or formulas in Coachella bookings, particularly headliners, is an idiot. They book the biggest and best three available to them, there is no magic formula. If it's rap, it's rap. If it's classic rock, it's classic rock. If it's indie, it's indie.
@12:43 AM: Laughing at you thinking that Godspeed You! Black Emperor will be subs.
@1:39 PM: The fifth comment on this post is Monklish confirming The Black Keys as a headliner, you retarded piece of cow fungus.
@12:43 AM: Laughing at you thinking that Godspeed You! Black Emperor will be subs.
@1:27 PM****: The fifth comment on this post is Monklish confirming The Black Keys as a headliner, you retarded piece of cow fungus.
I appreciate this site Monk. I truly don't understand what has happened this year though. Is the lineup on serious lockdown so much that this is all you got? If that is the case I hope we are in for some nice surprises this coming week. Are we seriously looking at radiohead, black keys/MMJ, plus one more like bjork or foos headlining? Because to me, all of the vague rumours point to that. No confirmations on big Coachella style reunions or major sahara tent draws? I am trying not to throw in the towel on this one yet, but this year has been hard to figure out. I know Coachella will be another amazing festival as always. I'm ready to be amazed once again. Just a few more days peoples.
you shit the bed on the sahara every year
What's going on Monk? Could this be my understanding? It's not your fault, I was being too demanding. I must admit, it's my pride that made me distant. All because I hoped that you'd be someone different. There's not much I know about you. Fear will always make you blind. But the answer is in clear view. It's amazing what you find face to face.
radiohed
black keys/ foo fighters
black sabbath
No How To Destroy Angels this year. Just saw Trent and his wife. She is Waaaayyyyy preggers. I don't think they she will be ready for the polo fields this year unless she is Lauren Hill crazy.
April is a long ways away
While you dumbfucks whine about unfounded bullshit on this shitty blog, Goldenvoice are preparing to release their masterpiece...get ready for the greatest lineup you've ever seen ;)
But what about The Stone Roses?
Goldenvoice knew that this will be the last coachella ever because of the New World Order agenda that will occur dec 21, 2012. They put together simply the best lineup a music festival could ever dream of.
Spanish acts????
CAFE TACVBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how much will tickets and car camping be?
radiohed
black keys/ foo fighters
black sabbath
its happening.
@7:58
roughly $400
@ 822
is that combined?
yes
@7:46 that would be so tight!!!!! I would die if they play rarotonga!!
Get ready for disappointment. Lineup announcement is coming Tuesday morning, and it's underwhelming. Look for some leaks Monday night.
seriously guys stop posting the black keys as headliners...and black sabbath?...eeehhhhh but radiohead and foo fighters are a go
BREAKBOT CONFIRMED. JUSTICE PRACTICALLY A LOCK. SEBASTIAN A STRONG RUMOUR, BUSY P AND HIS ED BANGER CREW ARE ON THERE WAY TO SAVE COACHELLA!
All this recent Foo talk out of nowhere is reminiscent of KoL last year. Looks like the shitty grocery store rock act has been locked up. Now its whether they blow it and fill the 3rd spot with No Doubt, go whatever with Bjork or go fucking crazy and make this Epichella with Daft....cant wait to see this lineup
Its really annoying how many people bring up daft punk. They have no album, nothing to indicate they are making music besides a couple random interviews and thier last release was in 2005. Let it die people and be happy that Radiohead is going to salvage the otherwise weak headlining class
THIS LINE UP IS WEAK SAUCE !!!!!!
Actually, there has been a lot of information during the last year suggesting that a new Daft Punk album is in the works, and they could also do quite a bit with the Tron material. If Daft is signed, GV and Daft would both want it to be a surprise. Radiohead dropped the King of Limbs out of nowhere and Daft can do the same with their new album. Daft Punk explains and justifies the Double-chella and the early on-sale. I think they'll be on the poster.
^ Bravo! Yes kids, Daft Punk will be there. They were supposed to close the festival after Kanye last year, but pulled out because they weren't going to be ready in time...ergo, The Strokes, and the new stage (which they will finally be properly utilized this year.)
^ I want to believe.
Radiohead Foo Fighters Bjork Pulp My Morning Jacket Kraftwerk Justice Florence and the Machine Jeff Mangum New Order Bon Iver The Roots How to Destroy Angels Feist Arctic Monkeys Lykke Li Beirut M83 Armin van Buuren Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Ride La Roux Kasabian Miike Snow Kaskade Jimmy Cliff AVICII Kreayshawn Digitalism St. Vincent Flying Lotus Modeselektor Little Dragon Andrew Bird
Poster will look like the "NEXT WEEK" graphic.
You left out the Black Keys. They are on your w/ Arctic Monkeys and will most definitely be there...
maybe daft drops new shit but you guys are crazy if you think they are gonna center a tour around tron...maybe a song or 2 like Derezzed or End of Line but a new show would require a new album, which barring the most epic surprise ever remains to be seen.
No Daft this year folks, dont let these impostors raise your hopes with pipe dreams
543
No Keys, no Bassnectar, no Skrillex, etc...
Incorrect sir. Although I'll remain optimistic for a return by Flying Lotus. That performance alone would semi-begin to make the festival come full circle for me.
Sorry I forgot Bassnectar. Skrillex and Black Keys are not playing.
Stop this Daft Punk foolishness. It's very clear at this point headliners are Radiohead / Bjork / Foo Fighters. That is a strong headline bill. May I remind you fucks that you were all jizzing over Radiohead being a fantasy headliner comparable to Daft Punk last year, now that we are likely to get them you guys are bored and demand the other? Shut up and enjoy Coachella.
@4:15 - Nothing you posted is remotely factual.
Dream headliner? Radiohead.
Dream reunion? Pulp.
If both of these turn out true, then any complaining will be unfounded.
Skrillex is booked in Europe during Coachella. Not playing.
I'm not counting on Daft Punk being there, but a lot of the hype surrounding them making an appearance started with lineup rumors last year. It is not uncommon knowledge that Daft Punk was approached last year and that they issued a statement saying "We are simply not ready yet." Although that could mean that they were simply written off for a while, it could also make perfect sense that they would be ready for a new tour in 2012. Just because a new album has not been announced doesn't mean that they can't headline because they honestly have no reason to announce it until it's ready to be released and because Radiohead has been such an obvious get, Golden Voice might have wanted to keep DP a secret.
AGAIN, I am in NO ways saying that I have ANY outside information in any way. This is merely speculation and something that I really hope to be accurate, but I am not expecting Daft to be there or anything.
Yes, there was some hype this year because of the infamous "We're not ready yet" quote. Prior to this year, the hype was because they showed up at the Phoenix show at MSG and the Tron soundtrack. Listen, there is hype for Daft Punk EVERY year, and every year everybody thinks this is THE year. If they show up on the poster, I'll bust everywhere just like the rest of you dolts. Don't get your hopes up. When it happens it will be ridiculous, but just be aware this hype has occurred every year following '06.
Pulp is a reunion act? Haven't they been playing shows for a year?
Pulp is boring, overrated, and terrible, nothing more
Lineup when we wake up tomorrow morning?
The growlers are a lock to play ...
some of you should just hold your breathe until wednesday morning or tuesday night. and some of you should just kill yourselves.
by the way...
radiohead
black keys/foo fighters
black sabbath.
I think coachella should incorporate more spanish acts into the lineup. People were STOKED to see caifanes last year and if they brought in a big band like maná, maaaaannnnn forget about it!
^^^
But people were also saying
the reason coachella sold out
so fast last year was that caifanes were playing and all the mexicans were coming up from mexico to see their first show....but when they played there were very few people watching.
And the lineup won't come out in the morning tomorrow. If its like past years Kevin and Bean on KROQ will say they have it on Tuesday morning and then it gets leaked late Monday night.
>10:04 January 7.
I have also met lots of nice people at Coachella, but if you have been attending since 2004/5 don't tell me you have not seen a change in the event. This has nothing to do with the music; it is always great. But the overall vibe has been changing for the worse. Just last year I almost came to blows for the second year in a row because someone was acting as if the entire world revolved around them, and i have seen other people being treated like shit by bunches of assholes.
And while this may happen other places, the first few years this NEVER would have happened at Coachella. If this is going to be the attitude, I'll just see the bands I want here in NYC, EVERYBODY plays here anyway, and at least I know what to expect, and that is that people will be assholes for the most part at the clubs, and I don't have to travel 3,000 miles to converse with some jerkoff, I can do that here for 20 bucks!
To all who are going have fun.
@2:04 PM Maná is a terrible band, in Mexico they are one of the most hated, semi-rock bands. Basically, they're Mexico's Nickelback.
Pulp is huge in Latin America. Check out their facebook or do a Twitter search for pulp coachella. Most results in Spanish.
Stay home 251. I've been to 8 Coachellas and never had a run in once. Keep your ass and your negativity on the east coast please, far beyond our beautiful green polo fields.
@3:10 that's in mexico. Here people go crazy for maná. They sold out four shows at the staples center!
@251pm
I was at the 1st Coachella when a fire broke out during the RATM show and a knife was pulled during Morrissey. Shit happens every year, but in fairness, there tends to be way fewer fights and arrests at Coachella than the other big fests. Truth is, very little has changed since the beginning except better facilities, stage setup, and more music. Coachella is as good as you make it.
how much were tickets when they went on sale for layaway?
Phoenix subbing for Daft Punk...wait for it :)
$269 + taxes for general admission and something like $650 for VIP. Get your passes the hour that tickets go on sale. Going to be a great year.
Coachella 2012 will be held On Avery Island. Please travel In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
@3:45 pm It's the same in mexico, thay are extremely popular. But Coachella doesn't book on quantity, they book more on quality, and Maná lacks quality.
Breakbot and Bassnectar lack quality but here we are.
What about Beyoncé? she just gave birth having enough time to recover and perform in Coachella. She was there on 2010, headlined Glastonbury 2011, has mainstream appeal and critics love her.
Mexicans are too poor to afford Coachella. How the fuck they expect to get over the border anyway? Sheesh, you pea-brained hijos de putas.
I heard The Stone Roses are on the lineup. Does anyone know if this is true?
618 is right. Mexicans are really poor.
^ Taint Blaster^
Stone Roses are on the lineup. They're playing a 15-minute warm-up set in the parking lot on Thursday.
Coldplay
No Doubt
Radiohead
The Stone Roses reunion please!
Monk, are you trolling on purpose? I used to defend you but are you serious? No way the Black Keys are headlining in the same year Coachella expands to two weekends and one year after they sub headline. You can't really suck that bad, come on Monk.
The only way this could be true was if Daft Punk was the third headliner with Radiohead, in which case Justin Bieber could be the third headliner and no one would care, and Monk doesnt want to do two years in a row of guessing on Daft.
fucking black keys as headliners is the best joke I ever heard
guys there were something like 87 arrests at Coachella last year. Something like all but 15 were for trespassing. This is a music festival with people on drugs that hosts 75k people a day. That's fucking amazing. 15/75,000. If that's a "bad vibe" you don't know what a bad vibe is. I've been going for 5 years and never seen a fight. People die at EDC and Bonnaroo annually. Fight happen at Lolla all the time. Coachella has it's shit together compared to other fests.
Radiohead
No Doubt
Black Sabbath
^one is correct, the other 2 are not
http://coachellaoutlook.blogspot.com/
All those criticizing Monk for saying Black Keys are playing and prob headlining must be worried now BK have announced the 2nd US tour leg.
West coast dates, but no LA but Oakland, Sacramento, Portland, Seattle....mmmm...are you still sure that The Black Keys won't be there? And when you are selling out big arenas, why wouldn't they headline?
they arent headlining
but they are playing
which is lazy booking to begin with.
The black keys are sharing a line with Bjork. The black keys are sharing a line with Bjork.
Let's say that again.
The black keys are sharing a line with Bjork...as headliners.
Done.
^
that would be fine cuz bjork is cool
but if its no doubt, radiohead, black keys talk about a letdown. we knew radiohead so the excitement of that is tempered with the boringness of the other two choices
and no doubt is so abysmal live....so fucking bad
Foo Fighters
Radiohead
Bjork/The Black Keys
Gonna give me plenty of time to stroll the outer sets during 3 of the 4 headliners. Always a welcome fact.
Lineup will probably leak later today.
Why would Bjork share a line with anyone? If anyone shares a line, it's the Foo Fighters. Some of you motherfuckers are real stupid and are completely out of touch with what people want.
In case you're wondering, yes, I'll be there.
Love to see the black keys again, but two times in a row? and as co-headliner, COACHELLA is far more creative with there line ups..
Kanye shared a line last year and he is much bigger than Bjork
WHO cares who shared a line !!! Bring this shit on . Lets do it !!!
Atari Teenage Riot...that would be amazing.
Coachella message board is down!
Start the drumroll...
COACHELLA MEASSAGE BOARD IS DOWN. THIS SHIT IS GETTING REAL.
pins and needles pins and needles
im in the uk, is it like morning there? will it get released today or tomorrow?
I could see
Black Keys and My Morning Jacket
as a co headliner for Friday.
WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!?!?
Tonight around 10pm PST is my guess
You mean do exactly what Bonnaroo did last year? Only to have Eminem follow that?
I think not.
Bonnaroo? Gross.
if you click to go to the forums on coachella...place your cursor just below where it says Official Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board towards the bottom. click, and it takes you back to the old msg board when RATM, BJORK, AND RHCHP headlined in 2007 :x
That link to the old forum has been there for almost a year...
You can confirm At the Drive-In will be there now: https://twitter.com/#!/@AtTheDriveIn_
Pity the poor Douche Brigade that populates the Coachella message board. What will they do with their lives now that they can't post stupid fucking dogforts?
That's right...go back to their telemarketing jobs selling anal beads.
^ this
hahahahaha
Here it comes,,,,
http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/breaking_news_at_the_drive_in_to_reunite
Here it comes,,,,
http://www.altpress.com/news/entry/breaking_news_at_the_drive_in_to_reunite
10:46am, the sad thing part is that they are probably texting each other manically right now over the board being down, what it means, what they heard and organizing a meetup at some douchey bar where they can masturbate over seeing the name of some shitty dub electronic musician that 2% of the world has heard of written on a poster.
Wow, lots of high horses for the bottom of the food chain losers that populate this blog.
Choke on my 80k/year cock.
ATDI reuniting the day before the lineup comes out is pretty much a confirmation for Coachella.
Add to your list of confirmed, Metric and yes, No Doubt, really will be there. Excited about Metric, not so much about No Doubt.
^^Sorry Douche Brigader, no one that makes 80k/yr has time to post 125x per day and spend dozens of hours in photoshop editing dogforts.
Your 25,845 post count only leaves you time for minimum wage.
But on the bright side, the rest of the Douche Brigade thinks you're real witty and will probably give you a handy near the Gobi!
5 Douche Brigaders combined make 80k in a good year though. Those anal beads don't just sell themselves.
^^ Sorry loser, I'm not Supre but we can all tell how much you want his junk
^^My mistake. You're not supre, you're just one of those hovering below his sack hoping to catch some of the suprejizz in between saving 500GB of scarjo pics on your hard drive for future use.
Who am I kidding? My life is totally miserable and i'm so painfully alone :(
FIRST TELLING YOU AT THE DRIVE-IN THING.
So... Do you still with me?
RADIOHEAD
PULP
SIGUR ROS
BJORK
PORTISHEAD
BON IVER
FOO FIGHTERS
TOM PETTY
AT THE DRIVE-IN
@11:10
That post is hilarious
I whack it to Scarjo often and occasionally fuck my wife.
Who the fuck is scarjo
The Shins another correct for Monklish. Confirmed date in Las Vegas on 4/13. UC Davis on 4/25.
Here you go Douche Brigade. Something to make you feel right at home:
http://aol.it/fUlUjp
Because dogs in forts are so fucking funny. Hahahahahahaha. It's a dog. But in a fort. Dog. Fort. Dogfort. HAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Get it? It's like the height of real smart comedy and stuff. Right Beavis?
I am gonna get on the internet and laugh at people with nothing better to do and I will post it 5,000 times...Me so witty see
The last 6 or so posts were by the same person. Pretty obvious.
Fucking pussy.
Beyonce
Radiohead
Black Keys/My Morning Jacket
Lets all mock and laugh at how socially awkward and geeky messageboard users are whilst posting on a messageboard
I was once mocked by supregueditahandfairchild at the coachella boards. They made me cry, this is my revenge...whose the douche now?
The day has come!!!!!!! At the Drive-in. Fuck yes.
The message board retards must be shitting themselves right now.
All furiously checking their iphones before their lunch period ends.
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