Wednesday, November 16, 2011

November (updated)

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ASAP Rocky
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Band of Skulls
Battles
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Bon Iver
Childish Gambino
Das Racist
Dawes
Digitalism
Death Grips
Donavon Frankenreiter
Feist
First Aid Kit
Four Tet
Girls
Gold Panda
Holy Ghost!
Justice
Kasabian
Keep Shelly in Athens
Kings of Convenience
LMFAO
M83
Metronomy
My Morning Jacket
Neon Indian
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Pulp
Radiohead
The Civil Wars
The Shins
St Vincent
Swedish House Mafia
The Head and the Heart
The Naked And Famous
Wild Flag
Young the Giant

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Anonymous said...

@731

I prefer actual poetry. He still fucking sucks.

suprefan said...

Yes to FF. No to RH. I'm not saying it again.

Anonymous said...

@2:51 If anything, it proves that your mom should have hit up the abortion clinic.

Anonymous said...

It was pretty obvious Radiohead would be there. Especially when there are people on the message boards who actually know shit.
Monklish's list would be blank without the boards. Fact.

Anonymous said...

@ Suprefan

Stop saying anything. You're an idiot. Go back to the board and post your dumb ass comments there.

Anonymous said...

She does jack quite a bit from the Coachella board members

Anonymous said...

@4:10 Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Anonymous said...

The board doesn't know shit.

Anonymous said...

^ Truth. They're a bunch of bitter assholes/bitches.

Anonymous said...

We're only assholes to complete retards.

Sorry if we offended you.



(Not really).

Anonymous said...

All Thoughts Are Perfect

Anonymous said...

Right Focus Brings About Reality

Walter J said...

Why is noone talking about Beasties and Outkast? I scooped them months ago!

Anonymous said...

ah goddamn how real is this, you know the world will be feeling this....east coast nigger

Anonymous said...

@4:06

Yeah, you're right...I should really work on my mind reading skills.

Gaijin said...

I was out drinking at an izakaya with some Japanese friends last night and one guy, who works for a company called Krypton Media, was really excited talking about a software consulting job they have with Daft Punk (or "Dafuto Panku") for some shows they are playing next year! He also said they are working with a group called Aircord on the visuals. I tried getting more specifics about the shows, but he started getting nervous and wouldn't say more. I'll try to pry a bit more next time we all go out.

Anonymous said...

this lineup is all over the place:

http://starzuncut.com/2011/11/23/coachella-2012-lineup-predictions-leaked-rumors/

Anonymous said...

^ so they're "introducing" a creative partnership with the creators project....again?

Anonymous said...

Shitty lineup and even more billing order issues and typos than any other stupid fake. Try harder, people.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking something off of that lolla chile/brazil will be someone like the Arctic Monkeys or Foo Fighters who will play Coachella as well

Anonymous said...

@7:00 And your dad should really work on his cock-sucking skills.

Anonymous said...

Garbage!

Anonymous said...

^ this times 500

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is not a subheadliner. That's putting Daft Punk in the same field as Tiƫsto. Which they are far from. Daft Punk is a co-headliner at the very least.

Anonymous said...

^No one gives a fuck. Go eat turkey.

Anonymous said...

@12:39 is a thirteen year old pizza face, pulling his pud in his mom's basement while he types naughty words on the internets and his mom screams at him for forgetting his ritalin dose.

Fuck! Suck! Cock! Abortion! Fuck! Suck! Cock! Abortion!...

Anonymous said...

That fake @9:44 may be the worst fake I have seen in a long time in regards to billing issues and typos.

Anonymous said...

any chance of Big Nuts Johnson playing??????????????

Anonymous said...

I was out drinking at an izakaya with some Japanese friends last night and one guy, who works for a company called Krypton Media, was really excited talking about a software consulting job they have with Daft Punk (or "Dafuto Panku") for some shows they are playing next year! He also said they are working with a group called Aircord on the visuals. I tried getting more specifics about the shows, but he started getting nervous and wouldn't say more. I'll try to pry a bit more next time we all go out.

This might be the best fabrication I've ever seen. Making it another language and using real foreign companies. Crypton Future media licences software for synthesizers and drum machines and Aircord is working on 3D display technology. Very well done rumor sir, well done indeed

Anonymous said...

^Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

No, fuck you ^

Anonymous said...

Ummm, I looked up Aircord and found this video... http://vimeo.com/13389710

Anonymous said...

i wasnt kidding when I said nice fake. If you look at both of those companies one is a software programmer for drum machines and synths aka the hardware for a new pyramid and the other does 3D light work that can integrate with sound aka the visuals of a new pyramid. That guy is either for real or spent a lot of time with making up a lie

Gaijin care to elaborate further? or admit to making it all up?

Anonymous said...

If Daft Punk integrated that technologic into their pyramid. WOW.

Anonymous said...

this bloated clit popped like a grape when I squeezed it. got this milky discharge in my mouth, eyes and nostrils.

Anonymous said...

^ That's fantastic!

Anonymous said...

this is what comes up when you search for crypton future media on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaBqiLeCu0

what the fuck?

Anonymous said...

You guys are making this blog shitty. Please be more interesting.

Anonymous said...

^This blog has always been shitty.

Anonymous said...

Any word on Bjork Monk?

Anonymous said...

I WANT HEADLINER CONFIRMATIONS AND I WANT THEM NOW!


BJORK/DAFT PUNK/RADIOHEAD FOR 2012!

Anonymous said...

bjork, radiohead, coldplay

Anonymous said...

That is correct

Anonymous said...

shitty, great, amazing

Anonymous said...

ha haaaaa

have u all seen this???

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a811b17c17/occupy-twilight

Anonymous said...

@3:56AM
That is the gnarliest shit I have ever seen. Id be worth waiting 5 more years if they can integrate fucking holograms and 3D projections into their shit. Talk about one upping the Pyramid

Anonymous said...

update monk!

Anonymous said...

^Monk is waiting till the Coachella boards posts some more info.

Anonymous said...

@2:05pm

You think Bjork is shitty? and Coldplay is Amazing???

LOL IDIOT.

Anonymous said...

Since its pretty obvious what bands, and headliners coachella 2012 will have in its line up, WHO DO YOU GUYS THINK THE HEADLINERS FOR 2013 will be?

Walter J said...

these WILL be the headliners:

Coldplay
Bjork•Daft Punk
Radiohead


I obviously had been misinformed concerning the whole Beastie Boys/Outkast info that even I found farfetched, for that I apologize.

So, it appears Bjork will be your crossover act from the South American Lollapalooza & will co-headline with Daft Punk which is hard at work finalizing their new live setup which is being kept highly secretive...

I felt like clarifying one last time before I left for good and the backlash of my contributions began. Enjoy this early Christmas gift.

See you in January.

Anonymous said...

Worst troll ever

Will said...

Wrong.

It will be:

No Doubt
Foo Fighters•Daft Punk
Radiohead


Guaranteed sell out. I personally love the diversity in headliners.

Walter J said...

5:55PM, you are an imposter.

The Real Walter J said...

8:58 PM is clearly an impostor.

suprefan said...

The fake poster is more right than wrong. Also switch the second and third lines around.

Anonymous said...

Bjork/Radiohead/Typical quick add, money maker

No Daft Punk at all.

Anonymous said...

JESUS HEADLINING 2012



get your shit together

Anonymous said...

Supre is a stalker with a dumb hat. The most annoying poster with shit info who thinks he's an insider.

Anonymous said...

Sleigh Bells on outdoor

Anonymous said...

if superfan is monklish, why is he posting under both names here?

Chocolate Jesus said...

Tom Waits is next year's Leonard Cohen.

Aphex Twin will return with a big production.

Remember this post in two months.

Anonymous said...

^ please let this guy be right about Aphex Twin

Anonymous said...

fuck, i hope Aphex does go

Anonymous said...

@ 7:43, I'm right with ya, brothah!

Anonymous said...

Live is reuniting to be the third headliner. Get ready to experience "Lightning Crashes" with the Tesla coil going off in the background. Forget dolphins, that will make everyone cry.

Anonymous said...

Tom Waits is this year's Leonard Cohen.

$8 beer is this year's $7 beer

Pac'n Wohdy said...

You fucks wouldn't know a cunt if it queefed right in your fucking faces.

Anonymous said...

Live wasn't even headliner material when they were attheir peak. Get an education.

Anonymous said...

anyone talking about live is fucking trolling. get a clue.

HumanRobot74x said...

Live played arenas in dozens of markets all over the country during their peak. That makes them more of a headliner than Bjork.

Anonymous said...

^ Take a look at the posters from 02 and 07 fuckface. See Live gracing the top line?

Anonymous said...

^They have been playing small clubs for the past 5 years with an unoriginal lineup, Bjork still plays larger venues.


Creed also toured stadiums. Potential reunion headlining set?

Anonymous said...

Flight of the Concords will be bringing their show to movie theaters with stadium seating. Headliners?

Anonymous said...

Creed plays the hits, Radiohead does not.

Anonymous said...

Radiohead has hits?

Anonymous said...

Bjork
No Doubt/Rihanna
Radiohead

Anonymous said...

Man I almost feel honored to have caused enough of a stir on the boards as to be emulated on here. That said the real HumanRobot has no the fuck idea who Live is

Anonymous said...

A stir was caused? Only you were aware.

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhh APHEX TWIN BETTER BE TRUE!!

suprefan said...

People on the coachella boards waste wayyy too much of their time...

Anonymous said...

Talk Talk reunion. The secret is out.

Anonymous said...

radiohead is co-headlining with colplay!!

Anonymous said...

LIVE played the AZ. state fair last year . any artist who starts playing state fairs or casinos are washed up has beens .

Anonymous said...

Ed Kowalczyk left the band in 2009. What you saw was not really Live, brah.

Anonymous said...

who gives a fuck about some has been 90s alt band....GV needs to have Radiohead and Daft Punk on the same bill or coachella should end

Anonymous said...

Justice tour dates = lock

Anonymous said...

tour dates confirm justice
at least we get Daft Punk Lite if the real thing decides to stay in hiding making fashion videos

Anonymous said...

well played 11;06

Anonymous said...

"Daft Punk lite." How retarded.

Not as retarded as thinking Rihana will headline though.

Anonymous said...

People are still taking the time to refute Live? Successful troll was successful?

Anonymous said...

Justice is to Daft Punk what Stone Temple Pilots were to Pearl Jam

Cumsinbutts said...

You can basically set it in STONE. JUSTICE is playing Coach. No date for LA!?!.. They Play Oakland the 17th...Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Anonymous said...

if you dont see the comparison of Justice to DP you dont have a very good grasp of french touch my friend. Justice is the dumbed down/playful version of Daft's french electrofunk sound

Anonymous said...

^ U R A DOUCHE^

Anonymous said...

So, every French artist sounds like Daft Punk? Gotcha.

Anonymous said...

Just every French artist that capitalizes off the success of Daft Punk with kid-friendly electro house.

Anonymous said...

people sure are confirming a lot of bands that monklish had on her list ages ago.

Anonymous said...

Metric is confirmed.

Anonymous said...

Couple of things for those with some sort of brain:

1. Justice may have ripped off DP in the beginning but take a listen to the new stuff. Not very DP at all and really not good either.

2. Bjork is all fine and dandy but really...seriously people, is she what you want up there closing out any night on the main stage? She has all the cred in the world but just a wee bit boring. That was in the case imho in both 02 and 07. Point being....bring her along but not as a headliner.

3. RHCP - someone is going to have to admit that they bring in a less than desirable crowd (just saying) and they are a shell of what they used to be. Someone also needs to say....drugs and the habits they form do bring a certain level of fun and of the unexpected to the table. RHCP hasn't pulled anything unexpected in at least a decade.

4. Coldplay - uh, well, they are well behaved Brits with lots of sing alongs. Better than Bjork. I know, start hissing you aging hipsters. You know you sing along to the Scientist every change you get. Name a Bjork tune! I dare you. Anything with the Sugercubes doesn't count.

5. Daft Punk - we ALL want DP there but again, let's be serious, there is nothing out there suggesting they would be there. In 06....granted things have changed...them being there leaked all over the place. The French leak. Period.

6. Radiohead - it sure does look like they are going to be there but the uprising if they aren't there sounds like more fun than King of Limbs sounds. Sing Creep or die. More hipster hissing.

7. Rhianna - what is it? Did I miss something? Never going to happen. This will be a light R&B, hip-hop, eee gads rap year.

8. Stones - what a nostalgia act but they are THE nostalgia act. If GV will do Roger Waters and Paul McC, they sure as fuck would do the Stones. It's that two weekend thing that would be tricky.

9. Foo Fighters - oh just think of the fun if FF and RHCP are headliners. Better order more tank tops. Why FF? Just seems like they've been everywhere already and aren't going to bump sales as a headliner.

10. No Doubt - I have lots of doubt and wonder if they really still have it after Gwen's music settled in Crapville.

Oh that was an easy six or seven minutes wasted.

I just hope Modest Mouse is there.

Anonymous said...

Wait...you talk shit about Bjork and Justice...but you want Modest Mouse to be there? Gross Go Fuck Yourself. Then Fist Yourself...at the same time.

Anonymous said...

12:26, could you be more obnoxious?

Anonymous said...

I'd take Rhianna over Modest Mouse any day of the week.

Anonymous said...

Sorry if it came across as obnoxious. That wasn't the intention - just bullshit. Not dissing Justice or Bjork - Justice has always been good and DP influence isn't a bad thing. The new album just doesn't have that influence. Bjork is great but hasn't been a great headliner in the past and her new stuff is just like the old stuff.

We all know the bro-factor has been high the last few years and that FF and RHCP would push that factor through the roof.

Shit crack at sarcasm on Modest Mouse.

I promise to never post again - at least not in complete sentences or without a perfectly placed reference to fisting. Perfectly placed.

Anonymous said...

@11:58 AM
Thanks making my point easier to understand.
@11:51
No one said that all french house sounds the same. I love me some DP and Gesaffelstein but they are very different sounds. That said the Ed Banger crew come out with different variations of the "kid friendly electro house" most famously Justice.

And their new album is pretty weak, hopefully it gets a boost from being mixed with Cross and a higher tempo live.

Anonymous said...

You're REALLY retarded if you think Bjork isn't a headliner.

I'm not a fan, but it's undeniable that she's a headliner.

Anonymous said...

1226 is dumb and not cool at all.

Nac'p Yowdh said...

Army of Me
Joga
All Is Full of Love
Hyperballad
It's Oh So Quiet
I Have Seen It All
Human Behavior
Modern Things
Enjoy
Big Time Sensuality

Now go fist yourself already.

Anonymous said...

Pearl Jam
Gaga
Radiohead

Anonymous said...

It will be a huge letdown if there is no duet for "I've Seen It All"

Anonymous said...

Pearl jam and Radiohead would be just fine for me.

Anonymous said...

So if Sigur Ros is there, should they open for Radiohead or Bjork?

Anonymous said...

Bjork isn't playing Coachella. You're all arguing for no good reason.

Radiohead, Daft Punk, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Those are your headliners.

Anonymous said...

And Sigur Ros won't be there. So that conversation can stop, as well.

Anonymous said...

Red Hot Chili Peppers will be touring early 2012, yes, but ending well before Coachella.

Coldplay is headlining.

Anonymous said...

@502 you are dumb and full of shit. just because they announced a january tour, you can't possibly be stupid enough to believe that their tour will end before mid-april. they're a large scale touring band, not some cheapass 2 month devotchka tour. they're also playing bonnaroo, but wait that can't be possible, because they're clearly ending their usa touring because your dumbass said so.

Anonymous said...

no RHCP @ coachella...

Anonymous said...

The Indianapolis Colts > (Coldplay + RHCP)

Anonymous said...

5:02 is right. They are ending that leg in March and will be back around in the summer.

Anonymous said...

Would Justice close out a night?? I'm a fan but I just don't see them closing a night. Bjork/Radiohead/Daft Punk are obviously are capable to do it.

Anonymous said...

*all

Anonymous said...

It's perfectly plausible for Sigur Ros to be there. New album in the spring, they will be touring etc.

It's not that hard to understand.

Anonymous said...

SBTRKT. Wicked.

Anonymous said...

update monk

Anonymous said...

It's perfectly plausible that a band can tour in the spring or have an album released at the time and still not appear at Coachella.

It's not that hard to understand.

insider said...

Bjork
Foo Fighters * Daft Punk (DJ set)
Radiohead

Anonymous said...

@2:54
.......nice.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between a Daft Punk DJ set and a Daft Punk live set?

Anonymous said...

HE EDITS HIS GUESSES AFTER THE LINEUP COMES OUT HE HAS GOTTEN EACH YEAR'S LINEUP WRONG DO NOT PAY ATTENTION.

Anonymous said...

Justice will close out a night, because DAFT PUNK WONT BE AT COACHELLA 2012, theyll be doing their own thing in LA, which will be LIVE SET, a DJ set for Daft Punk would be the most disappointing shitshow ever...imagine them behind a normal desk mixing their favorite random tunes and thats DJ set, LIVE SET was their pyramid and the crazy set of mixing original material that you hear on Alive 2007/1997

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UouGFV-AUzM

Watch this movie I put together

Anonymous said...

^ Awesome vid... CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR 2012!!

RADIOHEAD!!!

Anonymous said...

@6:43
Hey retard, the original poster said it like it was fact. Context dipshit.

TellTheTruth said...

So is daft punk going to be there or not? Are these rumors legit. Someone with insider information...step up.

Anonymous said...

^ you should probably quit life.

Anonymous said...

Coachella would be great if it weren't for all the honkeys.

PhoebeCatesWasHot said...

You guys are going to hate this or totally ignore it, but I met Jason Derulo over the holiday weekend at the Vagabond in Miami and he told me that he and Lady Gaga are both booked for Coachella. I would take it that this means that she is one of the headliners.

Anonymous said...

I have an insider that told me your cunt stinks.

Jason said...

deadmau5 will be closing the main stage after Foo Fighters.

I have no clue who the other headliners will be. That is all.

Anonymous said...

Lady Gaga•Foo Fighters•Radiohead

Anonymous said...

^ factual information.

Anonymous said...

Anything on The Knife Monk?

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