Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The Neverending Festival

2013 already? 

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Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise DJ set

Anonymous said...

you people realize that bands having headlined before makes them less likely to headline again, not more likely, right?

Anonymous said...

Black Keys to headline two nights next year.

Logichella said...

Metallica
Blur
Jack White
Deadmau5
Bloc Party
Avett Brothers
Passion Pit
Vampire Weekend
La Roux
Edward Sharpe
Grizzly Bear
Hot Chip
Caribou
Yeasayer
Big Boi
The xx
Matt & Kim
Biffy Clyro
Wolfgang Gartner
Frank Ocean
Knife Party
James Blake
Beach House
Simian Mobile Disco
Dirty Projectors
Two Door Cinema Club
Of Monsters and Men
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Dr. Dog
Best Coast
Digitalism
The Cribs
Tame Impala
Dillon Francis
fun.
Gold Panda
Barones
Alabama Shakes
Baths
Purity Ring
Jukebox the Ghost
Tanlines
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Das Racist
Holy Ghost
Electric Guest
Baauer
Graffiti6
Beat Connection
Amtrak
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Moon Taxi
Addison Groove
Dry the River
STRFKR
Imagine Dragons
Holy Other
Vacationer
Reptar
Walk the Moon

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain to me why the HELL they have neer had the Wailers play?!?!

Anonymous said...

That fake lineup from Logichella @1:43 is fucking terrible.

Anonymous said...

@814 but probably 50 percent right unfortunately...

Anonymous said...

@814 but probably 50 percent right unfortunately...

Anonymous said...

Monk, any idea what the announcement tomorrow will be?

coachella friend said...

who else thinks it could be the headliners since they sold out of the presale tickets for both weekends and how they lost out on the chili peppers and black sabbath last year. I mean if they have the headliners signed and they have already sold say 60-70% of the tickets, why wait any longer to start the buzz?

coachella friend said...

or maybe its the pre pre sale for the coachella 2014?

Anonymous said...

the announcement is that Black Keys are doing the fest for the third year in a row...

Anonymous said...

@353...they didn't "lose out" on the Chili Peppers, they were never supposed to play the festival. They've already headlined twice and they weren't going to a 3rd time. Nobody knows if Black Sabbath was ever supposed to play. For the record, the lineup was better without those two acts anyway.

GV also has stated in the past that they like releasing the lineup all at once and doing it closer the fest so everyone is scrambling for tix

Anonymous said...

It's another Goldenvoice fest.

Anonymous said...

They're announcing a venue change and the cancellation of Coachella 2014.

It'll be back in 2015 with new grounds outside of Indio. Larger capacity, later curfews. Adding a fourth day is also a very good possibility, but won't be announced yet because they haven't made a final decision.

They're trying to put together enough land to run two weekends at 140-150k tickets per weekend. Three weekends was discussed, but ultimately rejected because band agents didn't believe they could sell enough top level bands on that long of a committment.

Get ready for bigger crowds, but that will be offset a bit with more space and late night shows going until 3 am (this is still under negotiation).

Anonymous said...

i know Beck and he is playing
not headlining though

he is subbing and he is bringing a surprise collaboration

Anonymous said...

It is a new non-Coachella festival. Not a lineup announcement or additional dates for Coachella 2013. Not a moving announcement. Just a new festival. Think slightly bigger LA Rising, but in a different location.

Anonymous said...

New mini-festival behind the orange curtain. HUGE name involved.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Avicii, M83, Gotye are headlining the cruise.

Anonymous said...

This cruise is a sign of the complete fuckin commercialism of a once mighty giant. It's sad.

Anonymous said...

Watch The Throne has has signed on the dotted line.

Anonymous said...

July 16, 2012 6:50 PM

July 17, 2012 11:05 AM

You are both fucking morons and clearly know nothing.

Anonymous said...

Coachella was never a commercial venture until this nautical spinoff.

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons
Beck Deadmau5 MGMT Vampire Weekend
The xx Hot Chip Kid Cudi Yeasayer
Beach House Of Monsters and Men Foals Wavves Twin Shadow Baths
Alabama Shakes The Joy Formidable The Field Grimes Baauer Holy Other
Cloud Nothings Art vs. Science

Tool
Phoenix QOTSA Skrillex Passion Pit
GrizzlyBear Edward Sharpe BestCoast Presets Dirty Projectors The Cribs
Tame Impala Simian Mobile Disco Japandroids Electric Guest Amtrac
Jukebox the Ghost The Oh Sees
Willis Earl Beal Azari & lll

Watch the Throne
Jack White YeahYeahYeahs Bloc Party Bassnectar New Order Fiona Apple
Metric Crystal Castles The Walkmen El-P The Lumineers fun. Tanlines
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Purity Ring Moon Taxi Dry the River

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons
Beck Deadmau5 MGMT Vampire Weekend
The xx Hot Chip Kid Cudi Yeasayer
Beach House Of Monsters and Men Foals Wavves Twin Shadow Baths
Alabama Shakes The Joy Formidable The Field Grimes Baauer Holy Other
Cloud Nothings Art vs. Science

Tool
Phoenix QOTSA Skrillex Passion Pit
GrizzlyBear Edward Sharpe BestCoast Presets Dirty Projectors The Cribs
Tame Impala Simian Mobile Disco Japandroids Electric Guest Amtrac
Jukebox the Ghost The Oh Sees
Willis Earl Beal Azari & lll

Watch the Throne
Jack White YeahYeahYeahs Bloc Party Bassnectar New Order Fiona Apple
Metric Crystal Castles The Walkmen El-P The Lumineers fun. Tanlines
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Purity Ring Moon Taxi Dry the River

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons
Beck Deadmau5 MGMT Vampire Weekend
The xx Hot Chip Kid Cudi Yeasayer
Beach House Of Monsters and Men Foals Wavves Twin Shadow Baths
Alabama Shakes The Joy Formidable The Field Grimes Baauer Holy Other
Cloud Nothings Art vs. Science

Tool
Phoenix QOTSA Skrillex Passion Pit
GrizzlyBear Edward Sharpe BestCoast Presets Dirty Projectors The Cribs
Tame Impala Simian Mobile Disco Japandroids Electric Guest Amtrac
Jukebox the Ghost The Oh Sees
Willis Earl Beal Azari & lll

Watch the Throne
Jack White YeahYeahYeahs Bloc Party Bassnectar New Order Fiona Apple
Metric Crystal Castles The Walkmen El-P The Lumineers fun. Tanlines
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Purity Ring Moon Taxi Dry the River

Anonymous said...

We're getting close...

Anonymous said...

Why would watch the throne be there? Both JUST played there, that would be dumb. Do they have another album coming out??

Anonymous said...

Supposedly but I would see it more as a victory lap if it even happened at all.

Anonymous said...

Worst fake lineup ever.

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons no esta headliner materiales.

Anonymous said...

People were absolute positive the Black Keys weren't headliner status as well. But it happened. It still sold out. And it all worked out for everyone.

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons aren't the Black Keys. Tu comparisones no esta makesense.

Anonymous said...

^The Black keys best selling album is Brothers which had sold around 750,000 as of Nov 2011. Mumford and Sons debut has sold over 2.2 Million worldwide. I think you are highly underestimating their popularity, especially with a new album on the way which will likely do just as well. Ir al infierno.

LockNes said...

To headline Coachella you have to be more than just the flavor of the month. Mumford and Sons do not have the prestige or catalog to headline Coachella. Lolla may sneak them in as a headliner because their headliners are usually not as high profile. 1st Sub as highest.

LockNes said...

Vampire Weekend is a more logical headliner with a third album on the way.

Anonymous said...

Vampire hasn't even played the mainstage yet. This isn't Pitchfork, they'd definitely sub (even with the new album). Mumford on the other hand has already played 1st sub. There's only one spot left for them and that's headliner.

Anonymous said...

Mumford were 2nd sub.

Anonymous said...

^Gotta get all technical and shit...

Anonymous said...

Mumford & Sons and Laura Marling are the two most boring acts in music todya.

Anonymous said...

Nah. @332

Anonymous said...

Phoenix guys, Phoenix.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a possibility of seeing The Who (what's left of them at least). Our just announced and ends in early March. They do have LA dates and OC date

Anonymous said...

Monk!!!! Please tell us SOMETHING!!!! I miss u!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^i meant TOUR just announced regarding The Who

Anonymous said...

I think The Who was almost booked once
I could see that being true

Also think Springsteen should do it once!

I think the headliners will be
green day
Daft Punk
The who

Anonymous said...

Yah. @639

Anonymous said...

Fuck Pete Townshend's old deaf ass.

Anonymous said...

Harper Gruzins at sunset

Anonymous said...

Blur will be there
i bet New Order too

and Neil Young

and Wu Tang Clan

Anonymous said...

MONK

WHERE R U????

give us SOMETHING PLEEEEEEASE

:)

Unknown said...

Aphexx, Daft Punk, QOTSA, Phoenix, Toro Y Moi

Walter J said...

Avicii

Anonymous said...

Confirmed:

XX, Hot Chip, Luscious Jackson, Dire Straits and/or the Eurthymics (could be either or both), Beach House, Crystal Castles
(others I'm sure)

Headliner confirmed:

Mumford And Sons

Headliners in the mix:
Pearl Jam
Beyonce
No Doubt (sub)
Rolling Stones
U2
Eminem

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons is playing, but not headlining.

Anonymous said...

Not one of the headliners "in the mix" that @148 mentioned/confirmed are accurate. Not a single one.

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons aren't playing. They played last year (2011). They're not going to bring them back that soon.

Anonymous said...

@6:05 The Black Keys were brought back the following year. So, your point is moot.

Anonymous said...

@6:15 This is true, but the Black Keys and Mumford and Sons are on completely different levels (career-wise).

The Black Keys have several albums out. The past two, Brothers and El Camino, have been a massive success for the band.

Whereas, Mumford and Sons, have only one out--with another on the way in September. Which remains to be seen if its going to be good or even a success for the band.

Anonymous said...

@3:27 Monk is coming to post anything yet, because the Coachella Message Board hasn't posted their predictions yet. This is where he or she get's their info.

Anonymous said...

Im under the impression that we're getting, based off the S.S. Coachella line-up, the following: El-P, Killer Mike, Grimes, Cloud Nothings, and Father john Misty. These artists haven't played yet. At least as far back as I can remember.

Other than that, I'm going with:

Alabama Shakes
The Antlers
Ariel Pink
Armin Van Buuren
Bat for Lashes
Beach House
Bloc Party
Bobby Womack
Boys Noize
Cat Power
Chromatics
Daft Punk
Deadmau5
Desaparecidos
Dirty Projectors
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
Eric Prydz
Fiona Apple
Gaslight Anthem
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
James Blake
Japandroids
JJAMZ
Kishi Bashi
Knife Party
Liars
Metric
Michael Kiwanuka
Mono (the Japanese post-rock group)
The Naked and Famous
Neon Trees
Netsky
New Order
Of Monsters And Men
Passion Pit
Pretty Lights
Sigur Ros
Silversun Pickups
Skrillex
The Stone Roses
Tame Impala
Tanlines
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Trust (a.k.a TRST)
Twin Shadow
The Walkmen
Wild Nothing
Wolfgang Gartner
The xx
Zola Jesus

I believe this may be the year we get Daft Punk, so that's one of the headliners for me. The other two, I have no idea.

Monklish said...

@anon625 I made my headliner prediction in May. It is August. Nothing to post until mid-fall.

In the meantime, please let me know which of the thousands of predictions the message board has likely guessed are accurate.

Anonymous said...

Muse
Eurythmics Vampire Weekend Fiona Apple Armin van Buuren

Yeah Yeah Yeahs Phoenix
Skrillex Grizzly Bear MGMT Metric

Daft Punk
Stone Roses Sigur Ros Hot Chip Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros

And most of what 6:44 said, plus

Anonymous said...

these are your headliners already booked and set in stone:
No Doubt
Nine Inch Nails
Daft Punk


also, Underworld (not Skrillex, not Deadmau5) being considered for a post NIN or ND main stage closing spot

Anonymous said...

the headliners are set in stone.
No Doubt
Nine Inch Nails
Daft Punk

also Underworld is working on a large production for the mainstage after one of the headliners this makes sense after their exposure and notoriety at this year's Olympics.

Anonymous said...

Nine Inch Nails is not happening. Reznor is two years removed from saying he was sick of touring and performing live. He's said in interviews that he'll continue to make music as NIN but won't be touring for a while.

"Set in stone" is complete bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Friday
Phoenix
Tiësto Queens of the Stone Age Passion Pit The Roots
The Afghan Whigs Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros La Roux Mastadon The xx
Crystal Castles Wolfgang Gartner Big Boi Matt & Kim Two Door Cinema Club
Wavves Little Dragon Bat For Lashes Digitalism Foals Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Gold Panda fun. Porter Robinson Alabama Shakes The Lumineers Zola Jesus The War on Drugs White Denim
The Cave Singers Fang Island Torche Hey Rosetta! The Maccabees Liars Grimes Holy Other
Macklemore Unknown Mortal Orchestra Sh!t Robot Moon Taxi Thundercat Electric Guest



Saturday
Muse
Jack White Deadmau5 Yeah Yeah Yeahs Bloc Party
MGMT Primus Avett Brothers Pretty Lights Wu-Tang Clan Caribou Yeasayer
Beach House Frank Ocean Knife Party Wolfmother The Presets Flying Lotus
James Murphy Rusko Tomahawk Portugal! The Man The Joy Formidable Washed Out Japandroids
Bombay Bicycle Club Jukebox the Ghost The Antler El-P Baths Das Racist The Field Jay Electronica
Holy Ghost! Cloud Nothings Tanlines Shearwater Willis Earl Beal Tycho Addison Grove Reptar


Sunday
Watch the Throne
Mumford & Sons Beck Vampire Weekend Armin Van Burin
New Order Grizzly Bear Ben Folds Five Pet Shop Boys Hot Chip The Avalanches
Boys Noize Dirty Projectors Best Coast Ratatat Tame Impala Gaslight Anthem
The Walkmen James Blake Exision Of Monsters and Men Simian Mobile Disco Twin Shadow Adam Ant
Thenew02 Doomtree Toro y Moi Baroness The Cribs Jamie xx Daedelus Milo Greene The Oh Sees
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Bauuer Dry the River Royal Bangs Salva Dunwells Com Truise Beat Connection

Anonymous said...

^Terrible

Anonymous said...

^You're fucking terrible.

Anonymous said...

@843 lots wrong ones but I'd say ya got these right...

Bauuer
Beach House
Beck
Ben Folds Five
Best Coast
Boys Noize
Bloc Party
Caribou
Cloud Nothings
Dirty Projectors
Dry the River
El-P
Gaslight Anthem
Grizzly Bear
Hot Chip
James Murphy
Japandroids
The Joy Formidable
Knife Party
The Lumineers
Mumford & Sons
Of Monsters and Men
Pretty Lights
MGMT
Simian Mobile Disco
Tame Impala
Tanlines
Twin Shadow
Vampire Weekend
The Walkmen
Washed Out
Yeasayer

Anonymous said...

@843 Oh and these too...

The Afghan Whigs
Alabama Shakes
Bat For Lashes
Big Boi
Crystal Castles
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
Fang Island
Foals
Grimes
Liars
Matt & Kim
Passion Pit
Phoenix
Tiësto
Two Door Cinema Club
Wavves
Wolfgang Gartner
The xx

Anonymous said...

I like how all the lists just consist of every popular or semi-popular band in existence that didn't play last Coachella last year.

Smooth work net detectives!

Anonymous said...

Skrillex will be playing the main stage before Muse.

Anonymous said...

"Skrillex will be playing the main stage before Muse."

Of coures he will. Because Golden Voice has already determined the scheduling 8 MONTHS IN ADVANCE.

Idiots.

Anonymous said...

One is a headliner, one is a pre or post-headliner main act. It's not like either act could play the Gobi at 3pm, and they do have a rough schedule in effect, at least for the main acts. Radiohead grudgingly signed knowing they would be playing after Pixies. Genius.

Anonymous said...

@419 lots of those names being tossed around are releasing albums 2012-2013 so there's a good chance many of them will in fact be there. It's gonna be a busy year for music!

Anonymous said...

Muse is touring the US in the spring, but they're not playing Coachella. They already have 3 nights at Staples lined up.

Anonymous said...

Fuck Muse.

Anonymous said...

@1227

No chella but definitely Bonnaroo.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, nobody has any reason to believe me because I've never posted here. But, take it for what its worth... Sigur Ros and How To Destroy Angels are confirmed. Hot Chip looks very likely and maybe Tegan & Sara. No Doubt is definitely NOT playing Coachella.

-vv

Anonymous said...

Headliners:
Daft Punk
Pearl Jam
Blur / Deadmau5

Other notables:
Stone Roses, Skrillex, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Vampire Weekend, Wu Tang Clan, The XX, How to Destroy Angels, Pretty Lights, Sigur Ros, Hot Chip, Big Boi, Pitbull, Tegan and Sara, James Murphy, Yeasayer, Bat for Lashes, Swans, Feed Me (with Teeth), Grizzly Bear, Edwarde Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, The Knife

Anonymous said...

Nope, no Blur. They're not committed to anything beyond the Olympic show they just did.

Anonymous said...

Jack White
The Rolling Stones
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Nope
Yep
Nope

Anonymous said...

Triple no.

Anonymous said...

Farrah Abraham's song sounds exactly like Crystal Castles.

Anonymous said...

after the Walter J fiasco last year, nobody will believe anything posted on here for any reason ever.

stop pretending you know who's "confirmed". you have no fucking idea, and we don't fucking believe you.

Walter Matthau said...

Green Day
Eminem
Daft Punk

Deadmau5, Eurythmics, Blur, Stone Roses, The Knife, Underworld

LockNes said...

I hear that everybody you have heard is playing is more relevant that who I have heard is playing.

Anonymous said...

nevermind coachella, wat r the chances the knife actually drop that 4th album by the end of the year?

Anonymous said...

Vampire Weekend headlining will prove the world is a fucked up place.

Not a chance in hell.

I have no clue whatsoever but who can complain about Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam and Daft Punk?

Can we all agree that if DP doesn't have an announced new album that they will not be there?

Anonymous said...

PHOENIX
Mumfords & Sons, deadmau5, Metric, Grizzly Bear, Missy Elliot & Timbaland, Bloc Party, Bassnectar, Lush, Nicky Romero, Cafe Tacuva, Erik Prydz, Beach House, Laidback Luke, Wolfgang Gartner, The Faint, Sander Van Doorn, Gossip, Naked & Famous, Operation Ivy, James Murphy, Four Tet, Young the Giant, The Tallest Man on Earth, Fuckkk Off, Liars, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Twin Shadow, Jamie xx, Chiddy Bang, Schoolboy Q, Grimes, Cloud Nothings, Mono, Dum Dum Girls, Gold Panda


PEARL JAM
the xx, Skrillex, The Roots, Culture Club, Silversun Pickups, Armin Van Buuren, Passion Pit, The Avalanches, Fiona Apple, Carl Cox, Dirty Projectors, Flight of the Conchords, Knife Party, Chase & Status, Ghostland Observatory, fun., Steve Aoki, Washed Out, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Azari & III, Marina & the Diamonds, Toro y Moi, Nicholas Jaar, School of Seven Bells, Deltron 3030, Of Monsters & Men, Caribou, Xiu Xiu, Hot Snakes, Memory Tapes, Baths, Sandro & Perri


DAFT PUNK
Queens of the Stoneage, Stone Roses, Hot Chip, Pretty Lights, Foster the People, La Roux, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Hardwell, Frank Ocean, Janelle Monae, Rusko, Fedde Le Grande, Yeasayer, Simian Mobile Disco, Desaparecidos, Dash Berlin, Best Coast, Tame Impala, Gareth Emery, Gaslight Anthem, Aesop Rock, Dan Deacon, Bat for Lashes, Dillon Francis, Off!, The Alabama Shakes, The Clientle, Bag Raiders, Surkin, Japandroids, Chromatics, Art Department, Joyce Manor, Bleached

Anonymous said...

while i would love to see Missy Elliot & Timbaland, not going to happen. they were announced for rock the bells this year and couldnt put it together to perform.

Anonymous said...

@354

Your lineup is not only highly innacurate, it's also stupid and fucking terrible.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Pussy Riot will be headlining Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

@4:39 - Sometimes significant acts (and Missy and Timbaland reunion is significant) "cancel" on a pre-existing show because, say, another major show offers them more money for first rights. Ever wonder why The Weeknd canceled on his New York shows last year? A little festival in Indio shelled out some serious $$$ and billing for his first United States show.

Sometimes a cancellation is because the act is a shitshow, and sometimes a cancellation is because the money and exposure is better somewhere else. Just sayin'.

SlowMotionApocalypse said...

The Killers
Dire Straits reunion
Aerosmith

Whitestarr reunion
Starship
Don Henley
Gallagher II
Deep Blue Something
Louis XIV reunion
Barry Williams
Gin Blossoms
William Hung

Anonymous said...

I hate reading everyone's predictions because they are all fucking garbage.

Anonymous said...

^Speaking of which, Garbage is also booked.

Anonymous said...

I fucked Shirley Manson, earned her trust, and she told me all about it.

Anonymous said...

Her meat-wallet is old, busted and broke, and reeks of 90's disappointment.

Anonymous said...

Polyphonic Spree

Anonymous said...

Sleigh Bells

Anonymous said...

Hot Chip

Anonymous said...

Slowdive

Anonymous said...

@354, Skrillex and Deadmau5 wouldn't be any lower than #2. Lush won't happen because they tried to reunite before and GV said they didn't want the band. Otherwise, quite plausible.

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to bet @3:54 gets a better overall correct amount of acts than Monklish

Anonymous said...

Monklish, do you think Aphex Twin will finally play 2013?

Anonymous said...

Divine Fits and Yeasayer are shoe ins

Anonymous said...

David Guettea
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
James Blake
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

All looking likely.

-vv

Anonymous said...

Lots of people in here mentioning a new RATM album.

Question: what the hell are you talking about? Any cite for this?

Anonymous said...

Green Day North America tour dates with no LA date. Lock it in. Friday headliner.

Giorgio Moroder said...

I'll be there.

Anonymous said...

Green day has no LA dates because of Acoustic Xmas

Anonymous said...

Jack White
Green Day
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Jack White
Green Day
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

not a bad guess

but might be
GREEN DAY
DAFT PUNK
ROLLING STONES

or

GREEN DAY
DAFT PUNK
JACK WHITE/PHOENIX (co headline)

Anonymous said...

Muhammad

LITTLE BIRDY said...

THE HEADLINERS WILL BE BEYONCE, PEARL JAM, AND A DAFT PUNK EXTRAVAGANZA. YOU'RE WELCOME.

theklein25 said...

Linkin Park
Incubus John Mayer Chingy Gotye DJ Clay

Green Day
Nicki Minaj Foster the People MGMT Axwell Daughtry

Nickelback
Skrillex Usher Crazy Town Soulja Boi Tell 'Em Joanna Newsom

Anonymous said...

^ worst lineup posted yet.

Anonymous said...

I'm already bored of this.

Anonymous said...

SOUNDGARDEN

Anonymous said...

Not a single person predicted Dre/Snoop last year. Not a single one. Nobody had the Black Keys until the week of the lineup announcement.

In other words, you people know nothing.

Anonymous said...

Gorillaz, Paul McCartney, Kanye West, Prince (granted he was not on the initial poster), nobody ever predicts the headliners right. It's never the band that's on tour.

Anonymous said...

Never the band thats on tour?!? Haaa. U just named 5 examples and there has been 30 headliners... Um there have been plenty of times that the band was on tour

Anonymous said...

2013: The Long-Awaited Return of Jack Johnson

Anonymous said...

Nine inch nails
Daft punk
Green day

U heard it here first

JJxxJX said...

APHEX TWIN. Coachella make that happen porfavor.

Anonymous said...

Lemonheads confirmed.

Anonymous said...

@839

Naw, that's been said many times already. Lots of other people are full of shit too.

Anonymous said...

Headliners:
Blur
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Daft Punk

Reunions:
Stone Roses, Slowdive, Cibo Matto

Anonymous said...

Great, another delusional Brit trying to sell Blur as a headliner.

Ease up on the crack, bro.

Anonymous said...

Blur is sharing top billing with LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Led Zep - Wouldn't deny it at their latest press Conference. Drumming up support for another tour with the release of their last reunion concert DVD.

Anonymous said...

RHCP
Muse
The Killers
Tiesto
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Skrillex
LMFAO
Stone Roses
Blur
Culture Club
Afrojack
Hot Chip
MGMT
M.I.A.
Fiona Apple
Pitbull
Hardwell
Grizzly Bear
T-Pain
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
Passion Pit

Suck It said...

MAN SO MANY OF YOU ARE FUUUUUUUUCKING RETARDED.

RHCP and Muse and Killers are the fucking headliners??? r u fucking kidding me???

Killers is known as one of the WORST headliner choices that ever touched that mainstage, PERIOD.

NO way in HELL are they slopping the Chili Peppers at us for a THIRD time, as the new album has NOT been a hit and no one cares from the polo fields about them anymore as Frusciante quit the band.

And Muse was JUST there, three yrs ago and they dont repeat headliners that quick, fastest they ever repeated a headliner was RHCP in 03 and in 07, and closest to that would be 5 yrs (Cure in 04 and in 09).

FAIL

its three of these, no question:

Jack White
No Doubt
Green Day
Daft Punk
The Stones
Pearl Jam
Eminem
Phoenix
Blur
Tom Petty
Watch The Throne
Nine Inch Nails
TOOL

and stop saying Outkast people, i know Big Boi and they are not going out until 2014, so expect them then...



Anonymous said...

it's going to happen in 2013... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbi6Hr1TiWI

Anonymous said...

Suck it @407, man you were doing so well...right up until the point you put Blur on your potential headliner list...and at that point you fell right into the bucket of retard soup that you accused others of being in.

There's no way a fucking band that was NEVER successful in the US would headline now. Not a fucking solitary chance in hell.

GV loves putting 3rd rate Britrock on the 2nd line, and Blur has zero chance of ascending higher than that. 90% of young concertgoers in the US have no fucking clue who Blur even is. They're not a Coachella headliner, not now, not ever.

Anonymous said...

I think that Blur will headline :D

Anonymous said...

I think that the moon is made of green cheese :D

Anonymous said...

http://i49.tinypic.com/1534q50.jpg

Anonymous said...

That poster at 546 is pure vomit.

Anonymous said...

I agree. If you are going to make a fake poster at least make it a good enough lineup that people would want to go.

I agree, Blur would probably be first sub. Coachella would love to have Blur though that being said.

As for the rest of the list:
Jack White - Highly Probable but sub
No Doubt- Unfortunatly probably so
Green Day- Nah
Daft Punk- This is Happening
The Stones- I'd like to see a return to the one classic headliner array
Pearl Jam- Logical but for some reason, no
Eminem- If there is a hip hop headliner, it's his turn
Phoenix- Not big enough, possible 1st Sub
Blur- 1/2nd sub
Tom Petty- Nope
Watch The Throne- Possible but unlikely, Kanye is nutz deep
Nine Inch Nails- Leaning toward yes
TOOL- Won't happen same year as NIN

Anonymous said...

Nine Inch Nails is unlikely given that Trent just announced a How To Destroy Angels EP, which will be followed by a full album, and very likely some touring. Doesn't seem to be time for any NIN, unless it's a one-off, which doesn't seem Trent-like. He was sick of playing live when he quit and doesn't make much sense to come back for two shows and then shelve NIN again.

Tool has a new album coming next year and would seem to be a better bet than NIN, if they can be ready by April and follow that with a full summer tour.

Anonymous said...

Seeing RHCP, Mumford and Skrillex on a poster in large font is enough to make any serious music lover gag. Would still go for the reunions and undercard like we all did when Kings of Leon and Jack Johnson played,so its sadly believable.

Anonymous said...

No Tool? Fuck that poster.

Anonymous said...

I am telling u this because I work for a lawyer that is negotiating a client's poster placement. really do not care if u dont believe me btw. DO NOT CARE.

But two headliners are locked:

NO DOUBT
TOOL

The holdup is they are asking Eminem to co-headline with DAft Punk and he is thus far pretty much not having that. So the question is if No Doubt will undo it's already signed contract and squeeze Daft on their day next to them on the poster (would make a hell of a lot more sense).

If Em and Daft fall out, there is someone they have in mind but I have not heard who that is.

Anonymous said...

"I work for a lawyer that is negotiating a client's poster placement."

Hilarious.

Btw, I know one of the headliners and they aren't on your list.

Anonymous said...

Nice fairy tale, bro.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the idea of a lawyer negotiating a placement on the poster.

Anonymous said...

"Btw, I know one of the headliners and they aren't on your list."

Tits or GTFO.

Anonymous said...

"Btw, I know one of the headliners and they aren't on your list."

Nother nice fairy tale, bro. No better than the fake one you think is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

If they had Daft Punk, they wouldn't bother trying with Eminem.

Anonymous said...

"Nother nice fairy tale, bro. No better than the fake one you think is hilarious."

Nice? I didn't even say who it is.

The only thing I will say: The one headliner I do know hasn't gotten much attention yet. I can't say no one's called all three (four?) headliners, though I seriously doubt it, but I can say that no more than one person has called all three.

Anonymous said...

"Nice? I didn't even say who it is."

That's exactly the point! Hundreds and hundreds of punters every year claim to have inside info that they "can't reveal" due to some bullshit excuse.

This is a completely anonymous blog and there's zero chance the info could be traced back to you. If you do actually know a headliner, there are at minimum, a hundred or more other people that also know that same info, so there's no way that revealing it here would out you in particular.

There's no legitimate reason that you can't reveal what you know. Well...actually there is one reason: BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING INSANE
LITERALLY INSANE

Whoever thinks it is odd that a lawyer negotiates placement on a poster is a complete TOOL
that is EXACTLY what entertainment lawyers do

they do it for actors, getting them "above title" placement on posters

they do it on TV shows, getting actors their own separate card with their name on the screen by itself

and the CERTAINLY one thousand percent do it for posters, what u think that the artist's reps don't negotiate where on the damn poster the artist is going to end up???? HAAAA

yeah, they just ask for money and say "do with my clients name and likeness what you will, all good, we dont care where they are on the poster"

idiots

all of you

thats EXACTLY what entertainment lawyers do

Anonymous said...

Bunch of poseurs on here pretending to know shit. Cough up the info and people can judge whether it's realistic, or shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit about fake inside info you made up to get attention. Show your tits or move on.

Anonymous said...

"There's no legitimate reason that you can't reveal what you know. Well...actually there is one reason: BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING."

Actually, I know the many completely legitimate reasons not to more explicitly reveal what I know. If everyone here is full of shit, why are you reading?

Anonymous said...

I'll give the dude that mentioned Tool/ND/Em/DP some credit. He may be full of shit, but at least he's naming names.

Dipshits saying they know headliners but can't name them are 1000x worse.

Anonymous said...

"thats EXACTLY what entertainment lawyers do"

Actually, it's not even remotely what they do. It's what agents do.

Anonymous said...

"Actually, I know the many completely legitimate reasons not to more explicitly reveal what I know."

Great, let's hear them.

"If everyone here is full of shit, why are you reading?"

Because I enjoy laughing at poseurs like you and exposing them for the dumbfucks they are.

Anonymous said...

"Dipshits saying they know headliners but can't name them are 1000x worse"

Lazy people who suck down fake information handed to them on a silver platter and ignore real information that requires putting two and two together are the worst of all.

Anonymous said...

"Great, let's hear them."

You have me confused with someone with something to prove to an anonymous person on the internet.

Anonymous said...

"You have me confused with someone with something to prove to an anonymous person on the internet."

Then why are you posting your fairy tales here, bro? To prove something to yourself?

Anonymous said...

"Lazy people who suck down fake information handed to them on a silver platter and ignore real information that requires putting two and two together are the worst of all."

You have confused me with someone interested in deciphering bullshit clues from someone who holds no answers.

Anonymous said...

Hate to step in between this catfight, but a few things are worth mentioning:

1. Lawyers take confidentiality very seriously. Their entire reputation and business depends on it. The odds that a lawyer for a headlining act has someone working for him that doesn't also take that seriously is next to zero.

2. This blog is about rumors. Claiming you know something but not revealing it is absolutely worthless here. You're bringing nothing to the table by giving us stories about information you can't reveal. Tons of people every year come on this blog and claim to know exclusive secrets, and 99.99999% of them are lying. If you don't bring something more to the table, expect to get laughed out of the room and disregarded.

3. Please let the Tool and Daft Punk Rumors be true.

Walter J said...

Mumford & Sons
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Eminem
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Blur
Tiesto
The Knife
How to Destroy Angels
Amanda Palmer
Flying Lotus
Sleigh Bells
Crystal Castles
The XX

Not playing:
Daft Punk
Tool
Stone Roses
Slowdive
Culture Club
Lush
Operation Ivy
Missy Elliot & Timbaland

Anonymous said...

There's a pretty simple reason why the guy claiming he works for a lawyer of one of the headliners is lying: Goldenvoice wouldn't tell the reps of one headliner who the other headliners are, or who else they're in negotiations with.

When they negotiate with Band A, they don't say a word about Bands B/C/D, and for very good reason. They don't want Band A using the payday of B/C/D as leverage, or vice versa.

The fewer people in the know, the better, and there's no advantage (and a massive downside) in giving out more information than necessary to any one band's reps.

Sorry, but the story doesn't hold up.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is happening in 2013 - more proof: http://www.mixcloud.com/FieldDayRadio/field-day-radio-with-grimes-chilly-gonzales-and-four-tet/

Anonymous said...

Will people be as upset over Mumford & Sons headlining as they were about Jack Johnson? Because it's happening.

Anonymous said...

That depends on who the other two headliners are.

Mumford is crap, but the blow will be softened if the other two are strong and if Daft Punk makes an appearance.

Anonymous said...

Underworld will be in the Mojave during Mumford, so it's all good.

Anonymous said...

Underworld in the Mojave wouldn't make up for Mumford, not by a long shot. The Knife, on the other hand...

Anonymous said...

The Knife will never play Coachella, or most festivals period.

Anonymous said...

Mumford is the new Black Keys. Get used to seeing them stink up the poster for the foreseeable future.

Anonymous said...

y not? fever ray played lots of fests

Anonymous said...

mumford & sons are the pitbull of indie rock

Anonymous said...

DAFT PUNK IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM IN THE SPRING AND HEADLINING COACHELLA.

Anonymous said...

RL Grime

Anonymous said...

"DAFT PUNK IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM IN THE SPRING AND HEADLINING COACHELLA."

Did you miss that Daft Punk released their last two studio albums in March of 2001 and 2005, but didn't play Coachella (or pretty much anywhere else) until 2006 (three weeks after the release of a compilation album) and didn't tour the US until 2007?

There's some good evidence that Daft Punk may be releasing a new album in March. There is not good evidence that Daft Punk is playing Coachella in April.

Anonymous said...

Let me revise that - there's some evidence they might be touring Europe next Summer. They did play Coachella (and nowhere else in the US) in the same year they toured Europe in 2006. And Goldenvoice has liked some Daft Punk pictures on facebook. So that's some evidence. But not much.

Anonymous said...

^ LOL

Anonymous said...

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF BOYS NOIZE PLAYS AGAIN, BRAND NEW ALBUM IN OCTOBER, ALSO HE IS GOING ON A "LIVE" TOUR, NO DJ SET

Anonymous said...

No Doubt (been booked for months)
Daft Punk (in 2013 there will be NO END)
Watch the Throne (WTT2 - Summer 13)

Anonymous said...

DAFT PUNK
PEARL JAM
MUMFORD AND SONS/YEAH YEAH YEAHS

Anonymous said...

GV went big last year with the headliners. Black Sabbath(originally), Radiohead, and Dre/Snoop/Eminem were all huge names. I'm guessing they do the same again. My guesses are Rolling Stones, Daft Punk, Pearl Jam, Beyonce, and David Byrne.

R said...

who from this line up, coming 2 weeks before coachella, can we expect?
http://lineup.lollapaloozabr.com/

Anonymous said...

everyone be prepared to give a warm welcome back to QOTSA in 2013!

R said...

http://www.holymoly.com/music/news/smiths-will-reform-2013-confirmed-several-sources-rumour-glastonbury64478

R said...

2 good 2 be true headliners:
the smiths,
pearl jam (although most people on this forum hate em),
AND
daft punk? rolling stones? anything else logical?

Anonymous said...

Underworld > the knife and more likely

Anonymous said...

Boys noise and deadmau5 are virtual locks...as are grizzly bear and Mumford & sons

Anonymous said...

Two of three seem to be rumor heavy: Smihs and Pearl Jam. Toss on Daft and wow....crazy good.

Anonymous said...

Underworld? More like Underwhelm.

Anonymous said...

Beach House
Grizzly Bear
How To Destroy Angels
Joy Formidable
Local Natives
New Order
Sigur Ros

-vv

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Anonymous said...

The Stone Roses!!

Anonymous said...

The Stone Roses!

Suck Donkey Cock!

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