Thursday, December 27, 2012

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2 Chainz
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Alex Clare
Allen Stone
Alt-J
Beach House
Big Boi
Bingo Players
Blur
C2C
Claude VonStroke
Cloud Nothings
Daft Punk
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Danny Brown
Dash Berlin
deadmau5
Deap Vally
Death Grips
Deftones
DIIV
Dillon Francis
Divine Fits
Earl Sweatshirt
El-P
Excision
Father John Misty
Fiona Apple
Grimes
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
Helado Negro
Hot Chip
Infected Mushroom
James Blake
Japandroids
Jeff the Brotherhood
Kendrick Lamar
Kill the Noise
Knife Party
Local Natives
Lord Huron
Lucero
Macklemore
Major Lazer
Matt & Kim
Metz
New Order
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Nicolas Jaar
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Passion Pit
Paul Kalkbrenner
Paul Oakenfold
Phoenix
Poliça
Purity Ring
Rocket From the Crypt
Rodriguez
Rusko
Seth Troxler
Sigur Rós
Sky Ferreira
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
The Antlers
The Glitch Mob
The Joy Formidable
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Neighbourhood
The Postal Service
The Stone Roses
The Underachievers
The Walkmen
TNGHT
White Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

399 comments:

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Anonymous said...

POSTAL SERVICE ?!

Anonymous said...

SHE'S ALIVE!

Anonymous said...

I would only consider watching less than a third of these.

nbvcide said...

Lostprophets?

Anonymous said...

What does "60" mean?

Anonymous said...

THE POSTAL SERVICE? if their on the poster, nobody shall ever doubt you again.

Anonymous said...

THE KNIFE????!?!?!?!!?!?!?!:?!?!

Anonymous said...

Why is THIS playing Coachella and not iheartradio?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftyAIk_oe8

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness you posted. Lockness was about to be shocked and saddened.

Anonymous said...

Once again, congrats on basically reposting every single thing mentioned in the "Rumors" forum on the Coach boards. Eat a garden full of dicks and enjoy pretending you have any inside information.

Anonymous said...

U are back!
I have been dying!
Still was hoping I would see the stones on here
Monk, do u think they are a possibility or is that dead in the water?

Anonymous said...

The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife! The Knife!

Anonymous said...

Also who are the headliners in this?
NIN
Daft Punk
Phoenix/Blur

Or
NIN
Daft/Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Anonymous said...

i don't see the rolling stones on here, so she couldn't have copied the forum exactly.

Anonymous said...

60 is the number of days between posts. but more important. THE FUCKING KNIFE!!!!!!!!&*@$&*@$&&^@&#%&$#%@%&$%$&@

Anonymous said...

Less than a month before lineup drops. This might be your most ballsy prediction yet. Stickin with Blur & NIN? The Knife & Postal Service? No Rolling Stones?

We'll see soon enough ...

Anonymous said...

60 is the amount of artists she has listed. If these rare acts i.e. postal service, the knife hold true I will never again doubt you but if you go 1 for 3 with the headliners & none of the rare acts are on the poster well you've lost all credibility

Anonymous said...

wear is da wrap muzik?

Anonymous said...

Eminem is confirmed
I work for him

Mr. Wiggles said...

where the FUCK is QOTSA?

Anonymous said...

THE KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Daft Punk!?! I am not even a fan of electronic music, but this is getting me really exited!

cit128 said...

No Bjork, Monk? :( What happened with those rumors?

Anonymous said...

QOTSA is in 2002, where they are still relevant and a draw.

Anonymous said...

I know josh homme and i can tell u right now they WILL be there. i do not care if u believe me!!!!

QOTSA

new album - kicking off tour - AT COACHELLA

BOOM

#suckit

Anonymous said...

Mike D and Ad Rock are doing a sub-headlining performance together (ala the Thom Yorke ??? from '10)

Anonymous said...

lol 1130am

Anonymous said...

What happened to Atoms for Peace?

Anonymous said...

The only thing saving this is Daft Punk. Otherwise this a very mediocre lineup

Anonymous said...

Seems a bit top heavy, yeah?

MARTIN said...

lana del rey and atoms for peace OUT?

Anonymous said...

A hip ? Hop? A ha

Anonymous said...

Lana Del Ray was never in. She'll be in Europe during Coachella.

Anonymous said...

oh shit Postal Service???

Anonymous said...

i hope your right Monk, so many acts i want to see here

A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Allen Stone
Beach House
Blur
Daft Punk
deadmau5
Grizzly Bear
Hot Chip
New Order
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Phoenix
Sigur Rós
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Postal Service
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Anonymous said...

Thank you :)

Anonymous said...

This blog gives me so much hope! Thank you for doing this update and posting again. Some of the new names are outstanding! If Coachella nabbed The Knife/Postal Service/Nine Inch Nails/Daft Punk/Yeah Yeah Yeahs, I wouldn't know how they could possibly follow it up again!

Anonymous said...

Bat for Lashes?

Anonymous said...

Almost okay with GV going exclusively dub step in the Sahara, but at least last year they threw us a couple bones like SBTRKT; FlyLo, and Araabmuzik for the Mojave/Gobi.

Thanks for Nick Jaar, but we've been waiting years for The Faint, Caribou, Digitalism, Glass Candy, Four Tet, Gold Panda, Holy Ghost, Toro y Moi, Chromatics, Tanlinees et al why isn't this genre better represented?

Can't wait for April regardless. I simply don't understand why when Coachella will clearly now sell out multiple weekends regardless who plays, GV keeps trolling for the Skrillez kids versus simply booking quality acts?

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe people actually put stock into this. Here's what Monklish does: Pulls info from the Coachella boards, then throws a few other likely (based on albums, tours, etc.) acts on there, then pulls a few completely out of her ass to get the "wow" factor. Then she'll get 60% right (which any idiot could do if they pay even the slightest bit of attention), and you mongoloids will continue to fawn over her awsum skillz.

Anonymous said...

^^^ yet you're here reading away and posting on the site.

Anonymous said...

Well I wouldn't say he is really reading or posting. Maybe sounding out syllables and trying to spell big words like, "skillz" and "awsum."


Hooked on phonics doesn't work for everyone.

Anonymous said...

You forgot Metric

Anonymous said...

New dance tent (Kalahari) taking over the Mojave spot. Mojave moving to the Gobi spot. Gobi moving behind the Outdoor Theater.

Anonymous said...

Sky Ferreira??? Autotuned, overblown teen pop has no place at Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Monk should also add Passion Pit and The xx because they are playing

Anonymous said...

They both suck.

Anonymous said...

lol, Kalahari. as if that's even a real desert...

Anonymous said...

NIN is not playing. Its HTDA.

Anonymous said...

Skrillex is playing the main.

Anonymous said...

Regardless of whether or not Monk gets any real info - you just HAVE to give her credit for predicting NIN in MAY!! I think there is a good chance for them to be headlining with all the talk Trent has been dropping in the past months.

But POSTAL SERVICE?? The Knife??? really? Our only hope with the Knife is that they haven't release tour dates yet. Maybe because they don't want to ruin the surprise.

Anonymous said...

id love to hear the reasoning behind The Knife. That would literally be the greatest thing ever

Anonymous said...

The Knife is overrated crap. Can't wait for all the dipshits that have never seen them show up to their set, stand around for 10 minutes, and then leave.

Anonymous said...

Twin Shadow and Dropkick Murphy's are also playing

Anonymous said...

Two more crap acts.

Anonymous said...

Madonna should headline for sure and her stage setup should be made out of dogforts.

Anonymous said...

Still hoping Boyz Noize and his new live show will be gracing the polo fields... Soulwax or 2manydjs would be epic as well!

Anonymous said...

Would Pitbull be on the main or Sahara?

Anonymous said...

The Knife is overrated crap. Can't wait for all the dipshits that have never seen them show up to their set, stand around for 10 minutes, and then leave.

Yea because they are known for really shitty live shows, for sure.

Anonymous said...

hell ya!! Monk, any prediction/speculation for the hip hop??

Anonymous said...

Nice working stealing literally everything from the coachella boards, including the knife and postal service.

Anonymous said...

Love the asshole boardies who claim everything is stolen from the board every fucking year.

They think that because every band on earth is named in the board threads every fucking year, that any list that names anything at all "steals" from them.

Because all the stupid fucking dogforts and ghostbusters has such value.

Never a bigger collection of douches has congregated in one place than that swamp.

Anonymous said...

Deadmau5/Phoenix
New Order Yeah Yeah Yeahs The XX

Nine Inch Nails
Atoms for Peace Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds The Stone Roses

Rolling Stones
Tom Waits Sigur Ros Hot Chip

Anonymous said...

http://mycoachella.mydesert.com/2012/12/26/coachella-2013-lineup-leak-deadmau5-and-missy-elliot-join-the-rolling-stones/

Missy Elliott PLEASE!!!

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Anonymous said...

I posted months ago that the Knife was playing and nobody believed me.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The Knife. It's happening.

October 31, 2012 12:23 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^based on what? their complete silence for the last 2 years? Don't get me wrong I'd love nothing more than to get down with the Dreijers but its not happening until they release some new material

October 31, 2012 12:40 AM
Anonymous 12:23 AM said...

Friend helps with booking at a festival in Europe. Those negot's are not yet finalised but one condition is they cannot be announced as performing it until at least mid-january.

October 31, 2012 1:16 AM

Anonymous said...

if this is the lineup its going to be awesome and anybody who would complain is a moron.

unfortunately I'm still nowhere near convicted daft is legit.

Anonymous said...

i wanna see someone classic on the lineup
like Aretha Franklin or Chuck Berry or Little Richard or someone like that!!

i like when they have a random Willie Nelson or Leonord Cohen or Sly Stone addition

who else could there be?

Also how come The Wailers have never been asked to play!! They still tour!

Anonymous said...

VIOLENT FEMMES ARE PLAYING!!!!

FINALLY!!!!

I RAN INTO THE SINGER!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The my Coachella lineup is obviously fake, Daft Pubk wouldn't share a line with someone. You would want that name to be all alone in bold letters.

Anonymous said...

Violent Femmes would be a cool reunion, but last I heard members were suing each other.

Anonymous said...

None of the following will be there: Blur, Daft Punk, The Knife, The Postal Service

Anonymous said...

Tom Waits will be there

fizzgig said...

bllaaarraaarrrgghh,,,rowwwrrraaaggh!!

Anonymous said...

Still listing Nine Inch Nails and not How to Destroy Angels? Come on.

Anonymous said...

monklish is suprefan on the boards.

Anonymous said...

no, he really isn't.

Anonymous said...

ur a fag

Anonymous said...

Kanye's beard is preggers.

Anonymous said...

preggers

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Anonymous said...

Hope you're 100% this year, Monk. Your lineup is most sublime.

Anonymous said...

Big Boi is confirmed

Anonymous said...

Lineup is dropping Thursday morning at 9am--earlier than usual. No announcement; it'll just be on the main page. No youtube vids this year. Tix go on sale Friday at 10am (what is left of them).

Anonymous said...

source of GTFO

Anonymous said...

Lineup will be out the 7th or 14th with tickets on the 11th or 18th.

Bonnaroo even started their lineup announcement today with their first clue, so it's only a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

1142 - wrong
337 - mostly right

Anonymous said...

Bat for Lashes is playing the Fillmore after Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. I just saw the lineup. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.

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Anonymous said...

6:47 Post the lineup

Anonymous said...

Muse
Bjork
RHCP

Deadmau5 closin main after Muse.

Also, karma-karma-karma-karma karma-chameleon (4 real)

Anonymous said...

All repeat headliners, two from the same year. No chance in hell.

Anonymous said...

If those are the 3 headliners, I think we should try to get Madonna and Black Sabbath to make Dog forts together for 3 hours one night instead.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones probably aren't going to work out, so Goldenvoice are going with Eminem. Other headliners are Bjork and Deadmau5. Yes, he will be the first EDM act on the top line, probably shared with Phoenix.

Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Tom Waits
Sigur Ros
New Order
The Replacements
Culture Club
Stone Roses
Nick Cave
How to Destroy Angels
Hot Chip
Grizzly Bear
Big Boi
Passion Pit
Eric Prydz
The Prodigy
The Knife
Metric
D'Angelo
Dead Can Dance
Bat for Lashes

Anonymous said...

The guy above me has no idea what he's talking about. Why don't you tell us why it's going to fall through with the rolling stones. Btw your missing daft punk. The biggest headliner of them all. Keep thinking deadmau5 is going to be the first artist on the top line...idiot.

Anonymous said...

Give me any proof on Eric prydz.

Anonymous said...

Btw bjork is the biggest waste of a headliner. Same with Phoenix. so weak. If take Eminem and a bag of skittles instead.

Anonymous said...

Atoms for Peace are playing so anonymous 10:46 list is wrong

Anonymous said...

rolling stones backed out of coachella and glastonbury negotiations

RealDeal said...

Blur
Bjork
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Massive Attack will be a sub headliner. You are all welcome!

Anonymous said...

20 subheadliners in 2013!

Mike B said...

Daft Punk album release date will be announced within the next week and thats for reals. Like for real reals. I work at a promotions company and we got an order for 40k large laminate stickers being processed Friday. This is it !

Anonymous said...

cool story bro

Anonymous said...

copy of the invoice or GTFO!

Anonymous said...

YEA ... No Hip-Hop !

Anonymous said...

confirmed http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yok7btd8edY

Anonymous said...

confirmed http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yok7btd8edY

Anonymous said...

When is the lineup announcement? When will the videos start on the homepage?

Anonymous said...

No vides this year
Negotiations with The Stones and Daft Punk might cause a delay in the release of the lineup

Anonymous said...

No videos this year. They're going old school and just posting the lineup on the main page.

Mr. Wiggles said...

well...it's confirmed :( http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/daft-punk-not-touring-in-2013/

Anonymous said...

"News"

Anonymous said...

That "info" is from month and months ago and is about as valid as the comments on this blog

Anonymous said...

^You are an idiot. Rob da Bank did the interview two days ago and CoS posted this yesterday. Get used to not seeing DP on the lineup.

Anonymous said...

Not touring but maybe a one-off? We can dream, right?

Expect lineup 1/22

Mr. Wiggles said...

what's special about 1/22? Middle of the week?

Anonymous said...

The lineup will be out the week of the 14th at the latest.

Anonymous said...

"You are an idiot. Rob da Bank did the interview two days ago"

And he was only saying what anyone paying attention has known for months.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow KROQ is going to say they are going to have the lineup on Monday, then it will come out on Tuesday...same shit different year...

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is not going to make their long overdue comeback and then only play Coachella, you fucking botched circumcisions. Just close your ears and pretend they're in deadmau5's cube.

Anonymous said...

If daft punk isn't playing then why would monklish list them. she wouldn't risk being wrong about them yet another year. that would really ruin this blog. Just face it, they are playing this year and you know it.

Anonymous said...

Lineup will drop on the 14th. my best friend has family ties with goldenvoice and that's when they are aiming for it. And you will see daft punk and the rolling stones on there. Believe it

Anonymous said...

Lineup will probably drop by parachute on the 14th. my best friend has family ties with daft punk and the rolling stones and he said you're full of horse shit. He was very specific as to what type of shit you're full of as well.

Anonymous said...

Believe that bitch.

LockNes said...

Lineup will likely drop the 7th or 14th with tickets the following Friday.
Also, maybe Bestival's festival head is an idiot, they just didn't want to play his festival and has since taken back his comments on Daft Punk.
https://twitter.com/RobdaBank/status/286955329038733313

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Anonymous said...

I hate your Mr. Wiggles.

Anonymous said...

So what about that picture that looks like a rolling stone? Or is it just a polo ball??

Anonymous said...

its actually a rounded pyramid...DAFT PUNK CONFIRMED

Anonymous said...

See Primavera Sound lineup....Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

The Replacements and Lush are reuniting.

Anonymous said...

Primavera poster is fake but thank's for playing

Anonymous said...

Eminem
Atoms for Peace * QOTSA * Hot Chip * Stone Roses * Knife Party
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds * Eric Prydz * How to Destroy Angels * Hardwell * Bat for Lashes

Mumford & Sons
deadmau5 * Yeah Yeah Yeahs * The Postal Service * Pretty Lights * Metric
The Knife * Tegan and Sara * Jawbreaker * The Walkmen * Richie Hawtin

Daft Punk
Phoenix * Sigur Ros * Tom Waits * Grizzly Bear * Passion Pit
Paul Oakenfold * D'Angelo * Major Lazer * Beach House * Of Monsters and Men

Anonymous said...

Just heard no lineup next week. "Soon, but not next week".

Anonymous said...

^ That would be a great lineup! I'm not crazy about 2 of the headliners, but as in the past, the undercard more than makes up for it.

Anonymous said...

"my best friend has family ties with daft punk and the rolling stones"

LOL

Anonymous said...

Hi Monklish! Can you at least say hello to everyone just to be friendly?

Anonymous said...

709

that lineup would be incredible.

Anonymous said...

New Vampire Weekend album out in spring 2013.... Perfect timing for a Coachella appearance.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Raft Trunk

Anonymous said...

Bath Skunk

Anonymous said...

Giraffe Monk

Anonymous said...

Half Drunk

Anonymous said...

These are the only POSSIBLE headliners:

Eminem
Mumford
Phoenix
Daft
Rage
No Doubt
The Stones
The Killers
Bjork
Deadmau5
NIN
TOOL
Blur
Green Day

I think both Jack White and Atoms For Peace would both be subs or co-headliners at best

Also Metallica has never done it. not likely but they did just do Outside Lands as headliners

will not be Talking Heads, Smiths, Bowie, Run DMC, or

Anonymous said...

Blur wanted too much much money and a headliner spot, so they're not playing.

Anonymous said...

Prepare to be disappointed. Just sayin

Anonymous said...

^^^
People are disappointed every single damn year. I have been going to Coachella since 07 and I've never once seen people not complain about the lineup. Then when the next year's lineup comes out it's "omg last year was soo good this year sucks soooo much"

just sayin

Anonymous said...

Boourns with the Primavera fake, clearly.

Anonymous said...

Headliners are 100% Daft Punk, Phoenix/Knife, NIN. Only person to leak Dr Dre last year, so my FIRST streak continues.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

^^sorry The Knife

Anonymous said...

All of u are hilariously wrong

Pearl jam
Phoenix
Adele

Confirmed

Seen the poster

Anonymous said...

Couldn't care less if you don't believe me. Headliners are Daft Punk, Phoenix/Knife, NIN
Subs are Blur, Sigur Ros, and Armin Van Buuren. Lineup out Tuesday 1/15.

Atoms for Peace ain't playing. Neither is Deadmau5.

Anonymous said...

I'll yes/no until midnight if anyone gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

Nothing? Alright. Fuck you guys. Your loss.

Anonymous said...

No

Anonymous said...

whats your source?

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Yes/No,,,,will QOTSA be there??

Anonymous said...

If 10:46 is right that's the best headliner pool of any festival ever

Anonymous said...

I wasnt here at midnight, simian mobile disco? Yes/no?

Mr. Wiggles said...

The Underachievers confirmed! https://twitter.com/ISSA_DASH/status/287274064945491968

Anonymous said...

According to who? Your trendy hipster point of view?

Anonymous said...

Eric prydz . Yes or no? He could headline the Sahara a night. Armin could headline the other night. That leaves us one opening for the Sahara tent closer.

Anonymous said...

Youre all fuckin scumbags

Stones

Daft punk

Eminem

My wifes tits told me

Anonymous said...

As someone who has spent a considerable amount of time with your wife's tits, I can confirm that information is correct.

Anonymous said...

The trolls are confirmed. they have family ties with David bowie . I'm telling you they are gay bros.

Farts and Balls said...

Does anyone remember when Monk SWEARED UP AND DOWN that Neil Young was going to be there? Or the Beastie Boys? Haaaa

there are tons more she fumbled... always making people hope for what they want so she can get a little dime on her ad space.

she doesnt know what is up
no Daft
and phoenix AINT headlining
def no NIN, EVERYONE knows it's Trent's other project. Fact.
No Stone Roses even. (sucks, i know).

EMINEM
ADELE
THE STONES

Subs - QOTSA, Phoenix, Nas, How To Detroy A, Blur, Armin, Sneaker Pimps and The Replacements

i know the web designer

I am telling you, they wanted their first female headliner since Bjork and Bjork was almost it, but they made a push for adele and go the fat bitch

Anonymous said...

What's up with Adele all of sudden..

Anonymous said...

Adele hates playing to large crowds so yeah playing Coachella makes a ton of sense
Good story though troll

Anonymous said...

Did some mother fucker just mention Sneaker Pimps? Are we talking the original lineup with Kelli Dayton? If so, that would be the only band I would ever need to see. My life would be complete.

Anonymous said...

Mumford and Sons will be there! Phoenix and Empire of the Sun too! Stones almost there! Daft Punk and Blur not this time....

Anonymous said...

"I've seen the poster..."


Poster isn't being done until late this week, dummy.

Anonymous said...

Snoop Dogg's nut breeze
Paul Tollet's diarrhea
And douche bag who has seen the posters first pubic hair

those are your 3 headliners

Anonymous said...

But since he hasn't grown his first pubic hair, he could back out and be replaced by Daft punk

Anonymous said...

Really, the Replacements? As much as I would love to see that, there's just no way.

Anonymous said...

Sneaker Pimps won't be happening with IAMX still touring solo, with dates in Europe during Coachella.

Anonymous said...

lol adele. coachella for moms.

Anonymous said...

i love these anonymous people saying they know shit.

Anonymous said...

I am in Daft Punk. We aren't playing.

Anonymous said...

I am Mick Jagger. We ARE playing.

Adele Fat said...

I am Adele. And just ate a half baked chicken.

Anonymous said...

The adult contemporary acts are always one-hit wonders like James Blunt, Crowded House and Squeeze, so no Adele.

Anonymous said...

Santigold is confirmed cause I know. That's all

Anonymous said...

Sure they're going to have Santigold again. Cause that makes sense.

Anonymous said...

I'm Paul Tollet's secretary's roomate...I was using her computer to check my email while she was asleep and have the lineup in front of me. No Daft, No Stones. RHCP, Phoenix/YYY and Outkast are headlining. The Knife, The xx, Stone Roses, Deadmau5, and Atoms for Peace are subbing. A lot of cheese but a lot of tech house and techno as well so everyone should be happy. Honestly the headliners aren't amazing but top to bottom maybe the best lineup I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. Are some of you like actually retarded?

Anonymous said...

Yeah Yeah Yeahs any higher than #3 is laughable. Great, sure, but they have not grown any more popular since 2009.

Anonymous said...

Phoenix is a joke.

Anonymous said...

Because Paul Tollet's secretary doesn't make enough money to live on her own. Ok.

Anonymous said...

You see the prices for rent down in here LA? It's brutal.

coachella friend said...

@6:10
they also haven't dropped an album since 09' and they dont hardly get any radio play. Supposedly this is gonna be a really good album and my catapult them to a headliner spot they way the Suburbs did for Arcade Fire. Either way i dont care cause i got tickets to see them at the Glass House in Pomona next Friday!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm Paul Tollet's mother. He was home for Xmas and forgot to logout of his email account. I am looking at the lineup right now. No stones, no daft. Pearl Jam, Bruce and the E-Street Band, and Outkast headlining. And a bunch of strangely named band that I won't even try to pronounce.

Anonymous said...

I'm Paul Tollet's Toilet. My life has been hell since I became sentient. Please help me!

coachella friend said...

@ 11:08
why not post they entire lineup if you have it in front of you instead of posting a bunch of artists that everyone was already talking about and hinting at. and yeah my last post had a bunch of grammar wrong with it but i guess that just all the stupidity in this blog wearing off on me.

Anonymous said...

can you all just shut the fuck up already?!?!? you dont know shit about anything. no one does until the lineup drops. btw stone daft and yyy will headline

Anonymous said...

gobi saturday 1pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNvqD26GhU

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