Thursday, December 27, 2012

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2 Chainz
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Alex Clare
Allen Stone
Alt-J
Beach House
Big Boi
Bingo Players
Blur
C2C
Claude VonStroke
Cloud Nothings
Daft Punk
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Danny Brown
Dash Berlin
deadmau5
Deap Vally
Death Grips
Deftones
DIIV
Dillon Francis
Divine Fits
Earl Sweatshirt
El-P
Excision
Father John Misty
Fiona Apple
Grimes
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
Helado Negro
Hot Chip
Infected Mushroom
James Blake
Japandroids
Jeff the Brotherhood
Kendrick Lamar
Kill the Noise
Knife Party
Local Natives
Lord Huron
Lucero
Macklemore
Major Lazer
Matt & Kim
Metz
New Order
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Nicolas Jaar
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Passion Pit
Paul Kalkbrenner
Paul Oakenfold
Phoenix
Poliça
Purity Ring
Rocket From the Crypt
Rodriguez
Rusko
Seth Troxler
Sigur Rós
Sky Ferreira
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
The Antlers
The Glitch Mob
The Joy Formidable
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Neighbourhood
The Postal Service
The Stone Roses
The Underachievers
The Walkmen
TNGHT
White Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

396 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Lineup tonight!

Mr. Wiggles said...

January 22nd ;)

MotoRave said...

My wife left me for Paul Tollett.

Anonymous said...

I shat on Paul's Tollett. Pretty nice facility.

Señor Ding Dong said...

YYYs are not a headliner

Anonymous said...

I'm an outgoing intern for Windish. I don't know the headliners because we don't book them, but here is who is playing from our agency:

Alt J
iamamiwhoami
The Knife
The XX
Aphex Twin
Superhumanoids
STRFKR
Twin Shadow
Trust
Austra
Duologue
Grimes
Hot Chip
Simian Mobile Disco
Chvrches
Tanlines
The Juan Maclean (DJ set though, not live)
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Passion Pit

Anonymous said...

in regards to the lineup announcement I think its coming sooner rather than later. This has been the worst season for specualtion in some time and I think that stems to lack of tour dates being released. These bands need to sell out their other shows and pushing it back to the 22nd of January seems ridiculous. I'm hoping for tuesday but next monday seems most likely

Anonymous said...

Always sunny in California confirmed

Anonymous said...

Interns at Windish do not have access to information about Coachella for exactly this reason.

coachella friend said...

lineup will be announced on 1/11 at noon. your welcome

Anonymous said...

lineup will be announced on 1/14 at 6 pm. your welcome.

Anonymous said...

lineup will be announced on 1/18 at 9 am. your welcome.

someone who loves you said...

LINEUP IS TONITE!!!!!!!!!!!

PUMPED

Anonymous said...

LINEUP IS TOMORROW MORNING AT 4 AM!!!! PUMPED!!!!!

EVERYBODY SET YOUR ALARMS!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is even more of a circle jerk than the forums.

Anonymous said...

#pumped

Anonymous said...

"This is even more of a circle jerk than the forums."

Oh please. The Coachella forums are the biggest circle jerk in history, filled with the same group of douchebags patting each other on the back and ganging up on anyone that disagrees with them. It's like the world's most retarded frat house full of internet dicks.

This place isn't even in the same universe.

Anonymous said...

Daftpunk.com is down. I REPEAT, DOWN!

Announcement IMMINENT! Gentlemen, man your boners!

Anonymous said...

Coachella message board is running slow.............

Anonymous said...

It's not running slow. That's just the cumulative effect of hundreds of retarded people on at once.

Anonymous said...

Windish intern is legit

Anonymous said...

Lineup not til next week

Anonymous said...

http://i48.tinypic.com/2l8ffgn.jpg

Anonymous said...

Phoenix/Deadmau5
RHCP
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

There is no Daft Punk announcement coming tomorrow. Put your tiny cocks back in your skinny jeans.

Anonymous said...

Windish intern is full of shit. Neither Aphex Twin nor The Knife will be there this year.

Marc Feinburg said...

Tuesday, Jan 15. Anytime after 12PM - Lineup announcement
Friday, Jan 18. 10AM - Tickets on sale

winkwinknodnod said...

The Smiths
Daft Punk
The Rolling Stones

Anonymous said...

Maroon 5
Weezer performing Make Believe
Pitbull

Mr. Wiggles said...

This lineup is going to be disappointing...the lack of insider info is hyping this year up to be greater than it can ever possibly be

LockNes said...

How can the lineup be bad with bands like:
Sigur Ros
Tame Impala
Deadmau5
Spiritualized
Japandroids
Grizzly Bear
Grimes
Hot Chip
Simian Mobile Disco
all having albums out and not at Coachella last year. Maybe the headliners won't be fantastic (I personally believe the Daft Punk hype this year and NIN would be stellar) but the undercard at Coachella, is always worth the trip without the bands on the top line every day.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones will not be there.

Daft Punk will not be there.

Anonymous said...

@11:12AM

And you won't be there either.

Anonymous said...

Maroon 5?!?! FUCK YEAH!

I'm surprised it's taken Goldenvoice this long!!!

Anonymous said...

Paft dunk

Anonymous said...

http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/new-music-atoms-for-peace-judge-jury-and-executioner/

Looks like you can probably scratch Atoms for Peace ...

Anonymous said...

I work for the LA Times and we got the press release in today. Lineup will be out next Monday.

Neil Young and Crazy Horse
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Outkast

Mr. Wiggles said...

^^ terrible headliners....

Anonymous said...

SOURCE OR GTFO.

Anonymous said...

FAKE. The press get it the night before not the week before.

Anonymous said...

FAKE. The press dind't get it before the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

Mr Wiggles who would you want to see instead of them?

Anonymous said...

outkast as a terrible headliner? go fuck yourself

Anonymous said...

FAKE! motoRAVE gets it before everyone!

Anonymous said...

Outkast is totally doing a one-off reunion during a tour for Big Boi's new album. Dumb fucks.

Paul Tollett said...

None of you know anything. Shut the fuck up.

Mr. Wiggles said...

based off of the minimal buzz and leads we have had this season, i would love it if the headliners were Nine Inch Nails, Daft Punk, and The Rolling Stones...but at this point i'm not holding my breath lol

Anonymous said...

Thee Oh Sees and The Flaming Lips are playing

Anonymous said...

MOrrisey little fun announcement are two dates added to the US tour (SD and SF) ending on March 9th. I guess we dodge this bullet

Anonymous said...

Oh god, here come the Bowie rumors.

Give it up dipshits, he's not touring or performing live at all. Just got word from his reps.

Anonymous said...

BOWIE HANDJOBS FINALLY

Anonymous said...

Cibo Matto is confirmed.

Anonymous said...

ADD:

Braids
Chromatics
Cibo Matto
Django Django
DJ Quick
Exitmusic
How to Destroy Angels
James Murphy
Mumford & Sons
Skrillex
Wilco

Anonymous said...

Cibo Matto, Skrillex, Wilco were not asked to play. James Murphy denied playing on the cruise.

Anonymous said...

Here are your headliners...

friday: Eminem and Mumford & Sons co headlining (deadmau5 closes main stage)

saturday: The Rolling Stones

sunday: Lady Gaga and Bjork coheadlining

Anonymous said...

^This is fucking retarded. Coheadliners the same day as the electronic closer? So Mumford plays the same slot than they did in 2011 but is billed as a headliner?...try again, idiot.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Yeah Yeahs / deadmau5
Mumford & Sons
Neil Young & Crazy Horse

Anonymous said...

talk about fucking retarded, YYY and Mumford as headliners with Neil Young as the kicker? Have any of you people ever looked at a lineup before? Not to knock Neil, hes amazing, but he isn't big or rare enough to carry 2 of the weakest headliners in Coachella history. cmon

Anonymous said...

David Bowie is playing

Anonymous said...

The headliners are weak because the big ones weren't available, so the second tier is where all the money went.

Anonymous said...

Monk was right about the postal service.

Anonymous said...

The Postal Service is the ultimate one hit wonder for the Coachella crowd.

Anonymous said...

It's about time for a pre-lineup update Monk

LockNes said...

I think you do have to throw Bowie in there now...holy fuck. He is one of Coachella's Top must have acts and they would have the money to pay for a one-off.

I don't think it is highly likely but it is definitely more probably now than it has been ever before.

Maybe there have been so few "leaks" this year because no one believes the actual lineup, which could be astronomically ridiculous if they more grabbed more than one of the following: Bowie, Daft Punk and the Rolling Stones.

Anonymous said...

Mumford & Sons are not playing, but will be doing a lot of other fests.

Anonymous said...

@lockness
Thats what I'm thinking too. It seems that GV did a really good job this year hiding the lineup which could lead to a totally awesome OMG moment or a big let down. Guess well find out sonner than later.

Anonymous said...

2 Chainz? Might as well get Chingy.

Anonymous said...

LINEUP IS UP ON FACEBOOK
http://i49.tinypic.com/2cglor4.jpg

Anonymous said...

nice try ragepatton

Anonymous said...

No Knife http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/the-knife-announce-live-return/

#bonerkill

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

D'Angelo never could belt one out and is totally washed up. who gives a shit?

Anonymous said...

The knife blows. no one wants to see them. only gay hipsters.

Anonymous said...

Every Coachella board member with more than 5000 posts gets two 15-inch dildos sent to them in the mail every year.

One of them is nicknamed The Knife, and the other Outkast.

They are each required by "the group" to slather peanut butter on these dildos and pleasure themselves thrice daily with each plastic dong while rubbing dogfort pics on their respective clits.

If you beg hard enough, they'll let you in "the group." The upside is that you'll get access to useless information from fake insiders who like to brag about meeting band members in bars.

The downside is that your butthole will have a permanent peanut butter stench and will be permanently fixed at about 6 inches of width.

Anonymous said...

Post of the year. in tears because Its true. you forgot the lamest music predictiins, band requests, skinny jeans and dark brim glasses though. :/

Anonymous said...

This place is still more informative than the boards. that place is retarded. any loser who spends more than a minute or two on a message board is a complete nerd. straight up.

Anonymous said...

Hitler DJ set

Anonymous said...

Where is Monk? two updates months apart and no commentary? This is the only time of year that Monk really shines, right before the lineup drop when she has gotten people like Kanye, The Black Keys and other out of left field headliners before the poster. Cmon monk drop some knowledge on us.

Anonymous said...

Hot Chip confirmed. No Passion Pit.

Anonymous said...

Am I imganing things or did this post used to be titled "60" and it had 60 bands, and now its titled "81" and has 81 bands?

When did this update occur and why not give it a new post? I can't find the 60 post so this has to be it.

Paul T said...

Here you go:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Coachella-2013-Lineup/325592057549986

Anonymous said...

Nah its def updated

Kendrick Lamar
2 chainz
bingo players
aesop rock and some others werent on the original 60 list.

Anonymous said...

No, you're not imagining things. It was updated. For example 2chainz and C2C were definitely added and obviously other 19 acts.

Anonymous said...

No idea why she has NIN on her list still
HTDA not NIN will be on the poster

Anonymous said...

obviously because she knows something and you know shit.

I think they will both be on their personally.

Anonymous said...

Can you masochists who frequent the Coachella board start calling the insufferable group of veteran douchebag posters there "The Peanut Butter Gang" just for me?

Thank you. I'm pretty sure we can make this catch on.

Anonymous said...

More like "The Knife & Outkast Crew".

Anonymous said...

70% of these names are shit.

LockNes said...

Because you don't like them. At least 70% of those will be on the poster.

Anonymous said...

At least she left Bowie out of the list. No disrespect to his importance in rock/pop history but I think that at this time and age, his act -- along with the Stones -- would've be a wast of more than a few good spots on the lineup.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about u guys
But if that is Coachella then what the FUCK happened to it?
That's not a stacked lineup
That is "hey lets just book pitchfork's best albums of 2012

Sad

2003 was the best lineup ever

Anonymous said...

sticking with Daft Punk and the Knife even now...interesting.

Anonymous said...

70% of that lineup is shit? You sir/madam have horrible taste in music. People are always gonna bitch, but personally I'd be stoked with anything closely resembling that lineup...

Anonymous said...

2003 was the best lineup? lol

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for all the crying when there's no Daft Punk, no Stones, and no Bowie.

Get the tissues ready, ladyboys.

Anonymous said...

Paul McCartney
David Bowie
The Rolling Stones

Sound City Players, QOSTA, and HTDA are subs. Sound City Players include Paul McCartney and Trent Reznor. GV is going with the 60s this year.

Anonymous said...

Monk, care to share your opinion on Daft Punk? I'd really love to hear when they signed up or anything youre at liberty to share

Anonymous said...

Sky Ferreira? Enough with the unlistenable corporate constructs that payola their way into Coachella and general ubiquity every year.

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCK

i know the whole deal
but i will just tell u the headliners

NO DOUBT
DAFT PUNK
PEARL JAM

just met a music agent who was BLABBING about it

how to destroy is on, NIN is not
and surprisingly QOTSA is not
but Sound City Players is in with HUGE guests!!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs are subs and Phoenix and Blur and Fiona Apple and deadmau5

Anonymous said...

I just came all over the face of the former Mrs MotoRave and as she started going on about how her husband would cry after sex, the radio played "Space Oddity". Confirmed.

Anonymous said...

^ Awesome

Anonymous said...

So I work at a company called Vortex Immersion Media that deals in a number of visual display technologies. I just ran into a friend who works in the special projects department of R&D. He has been burning the candle at both ends and I hadn't seen him in a solid 6 months. I asked him what hes been so busy on and he steered the conversation away from the topic. So a few minutes later I asked again. He was hesitant but finally told me he's spent the last few months specially contracted by Paul Hahn. I asked who that was and he told me hes the head of Daft Arts. Again I gave him a blank stare until he just yelled DAFT PUNK! at me. He went on to describe some of the live show aspects and I honestly don't believe half of them. But he said he's been so busy because the primary phases of the setup had to be finished by early February. When I again asked why he said that everything had to fully operational and ready for live rehearsal by March for Coachella.

I'm not an idiot, I know how ridiculous this sounds but this is actually happening. Daft Punk is playing Coachella 2013 and they are cooking up maybe the greatest spectacle ever seen at a concert. The wait will have been well worth it come April. Their work really is never over.

Anonymous said...

Tell us some of the aspects of the show so we would be more inclined to believe you

Anonymous said...

That's awesome news

Anonymous said...

"He has been burning the candle at both ends"

That was your 2nd tipoff that this is total bullshit, you obvious failed screenwriter. Vortex has no "special projects department of R&D"; it only employs about a half dozen people, and you aren't one of them.

Anonymous said...

http://www.c3so.com/collaborators.html

I'm buying it. This company has strong ties to Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Good thing that a random guy who happens to be designing Daft Punk's new show also happens to know a random guys who posts on the Monklish blog...

TomAZ said...

The only real music is by elderly men with guitars.

Anonymous said...

If it is a made up history, its the most plausible so far. But Im not gonna rise my expectations above the current level of 17487% of hope that DP will be on the poster.

Anonymous said...

Tomaz you are a pansy.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Its a very good thing. Kinda like the thought of your mother swallowing you

Anonymous said...

Yeah.. A random guy in the internet. HOW DARE YOU!?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he is a random guy that just prefers to post here instead of the coachella boards, home of the peanut butter crew.

Anonymous said...

"This company has strong ties to Coachella."

What "strong ties"? For that matter, what company? Congratulations, you found a webpage containing both "Vortex Immersion" and "Coachella." However, your link is not to Vortex, but rather to an industry conference featuring speakers and artists from multiple companies that just happened to be hosted at Vortex' dome, a convenient screening facility for people who work in their field. Yes, three of the speakers/artists happen to have done work for Coachella. Here's the work one of them did - http://aaronaxelrod.com/studio/category/collaborations/coachella/. Here's the work the other two did together - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRBnZ3gpzUQ, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu_5M2dOWpI. Is that what you were imagining? Keep in mind that none of these people work for Vortex.

I'll tell you what probably did happen here. Someone went Googling for Vortex' "Daft Punk" remixes (check the dates on these - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHK_WVTkNl0, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=366gPiTDCb4) and found this on the second page of the search results - http://profileengine.com/people/vorteximmersion/vortex.immersion. Profile Engine used to be a data crawler for Facebook until the latter shut off their access in 2010 and the former turned around and sued. The poster didn't know that, however, and decided that this old non-link between the entities was deep and meaningful. He decided to write one of the many bullshit stories that populate the comments on this webpage and to pump it up by throwing in Paul Hahn's name, which he saw in one of the articles about DP and Nile Rodgers, which he probably googled after Nile's comments the other day. He gave his act away, though, through the typical fatal mistake of throwing in one too many small details that turn out to be provably false.

Anonymous said...

@8:56

How dare you to bring facts and logic to this discussion????

Anonymous said...

856 is really mad that daft punk just got confirmed.

go cry with the peanut butter crew fag

LockNes said...

Why is it so hard to believe that someone who checks this blog knows someone working on the Daft Punk stage setup? I would think it is very likely. If you are excited about music or production wouldn't you also be excited about one of the biggest festivals in the country?

Anonymous said...

the old "reasonable scenario reinforced by googling for easily found loosly supporting info" troll...oldest scam on the interwebs.

Anonymous said...

"So I work at a company called Vortex Immersion Media..."

No, asshole, you don't. Because if that company were in fact working with Daft Punk, they would have extremely restrictive Non-Disclosure Agreements with their partners with massive financial penalties for violating them.

You would know this, and you wouldn't openly admit you were an employee unless you wanted to get fired or sued.

Since we can all assume you're not into self-destruction, we can also assume you're completely full of shit.

You also made the mistake of thinking that your creative writing would make the fake story more believable, when in fact its a red flag of bullshit.

Well constructed fake stories can be written very easily. You failed in every aspect and outed yourself as a fake in big neon lights.

NEXT.

Anonymous said...

Hey 10:31! How's that peanut butter working for ya?

Anonymous said...

you all suck

Anonymous said...

hi this is 10:31, its not working so well. My dog ran in and licked it all off and then I had a huge boner and didn't know what to do with it. Luckily, some of my buddies came by from the message boards and they said they knew how to get rid of it for me. I asked, do you know a hooker? nope, they just lathered on more peanut butter and stuck it in their butt, it went away in about 20 seconds. Then my buddy licked the peanut butter off.

Anonymous said...

confirmed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvlqjFp5CfA

Anonymous said...

Peanut butter. gang lmaooooooooo

Anonymous said...

yeah that shit is too good

Anonymous said...

LockNes, why do you believe everything?

LockNes said...

I don't think everyone on here is trying to fuck everyone's hopes and dreams over. I do think that a lot of people on here are trolling though. I just think this has to be the year for Daft Punk.
If people really come on here and post a 2 paragraph BS story, their lives are really sad.

Anonymous said...

Anyone going to Coachella: Get yourself a PEANUT BUTTER CREW t-shirt made up and wear it proudly. I will have one on, and I swear on Motorave's Dead Gay Son that I will give $5 to anyone I see also wearing one, and if I really like you, I will give you drugs and possibly a handy and/or fingerblast depending on your preference.

The graphic on the t-shirt should be of a large circle of overweight, ugly dumbfucks with their skinny jeans around their ankles, with each alternating person wearing either a The Knife or Outkast t-shirt (with a few Fever Ray thrown in as well).

Each person will have a large jar of peanut butter on the ground next to them. They will be masturbating with one hand, and in the other hand they'll have a gigantic dildo and each will be inserting their peanut butter covered dildo into the person in front of them's gigantic hairy butthole, so that the entire link of human scum forms a giant circle jerk of peanut butter cornholing.

There should name tags on each person (suprefan, guyintucson, nathanfairchild, heartcooksbrain, guedita, ragepatton, amyzzz, malcolmjamaalawesome, etc.) and dialogue boxes coming out of each mouth, with text like "Go on..." or "I talked to Wayne Coyne at a bar last night..." or "Shut the fuck up" or "I'm sorry but we can't reveal secret information from THE GROUP" or "Hey, did you know Dr. Dre replaced Black Sabbath two days before the lineup announcement in 2012?"

Someone get to work on the graphics, STAT! This needs to happen.

Anonymous said...

I literally LOLed!

Anonymous said...

oh god i love this guy. if i could draw more than stick figures i'd be working on it already. i will shit myself if i see PEANUT BUTTER CREW t-shirts at coachella, and then i'll buy $9 heinekens for whoever has them on.

Anonymous said...

Monklish, will you please put your headliners in bold for us? I assume NIN//Daft Punk//Blur, Phoenix, and/or Yeah yeah yeahs?

friendofafriend said...

Nine Inch Nails / Blur
Daft Punk / Phoenix
The Rolling Stones / Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Underworld, the Knife, Cibo Matto, HTDA


seems too good to be true, doesn't it? :D

6 days.

Anonymous said...

January 9, 2013 5:00 AM,

Your story has more holes in it than a student at Sandy Hook.

Anonymous said...

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu better be playing Coachella!! She's at Club Nokia in LA on April 12th...

Anonymous said...

Yeasayer and Wild Belle are playing

Anonymous said...

Hey asshole w/ the Sandy Hook joke. Please go kill yourself you sad unfunny loser. There will NEVER be a time to joke about those poor kids. You fucking loser.

Anonymous said...

Monk
I've always been a fan of when u let us Know who u think will NOT be there
Sometimes u would field questions in the comments in yrs past

Any idea of some rumors or bands u simply know or strongly feel will not be there?

For instance I see u are not buying the Stones hyp... Any reason? Do u know they won't be there for sure or are u just not sure

Thanx! Big fan!

Anonymous said...

Crystal castles doing Pomona glasshouse April 25
Um, they they're CONFIRMED for Coachella

Anonymous said...

1/23

Anonymous said...

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Deadmau5 Blur QotSA Hot Chip The Knife

Mumford & Sons
Tiesto Yeah Yeah Yeahs Stone Roses the Replacements Pitbull

Justin Timberlake
Vampire Weekend Sigur Ros LMFAO the Postal Service

Mr. Wiggles said...

^^^ yaaa it looks like Justin Timberlake might actually be happening, he's finished with his next album, he's just waiting for New Myspace to promote it

Anonymous said...

I came here hoping to find a place that relieves me from the idiocy on the Coachella boards only to find out that this place is much, much worse and full of people who make worse jokes than what's on those boards.

Anonymous said...

#cuttingfortimberlake

Anonymous said...

Let's argue about whether the Stone Roses or Blur would be billed higher if they play on the same day. I say Blur.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that. Let's argue about the state of monk's pubes.

Anonymous said...

Blur would be higher. Blur will be no lower than 2nd or 3rd on the bill whatever day they play. Stone Roses could be as low as first name, second line.

Mr. Wiggles said...

why is no one freaking out about the prospects of Justin Timberlake headlining? for better or for worse...

Anonymous said...

Because you're an attention whore, Mr. Wiggles.

Anonymous said...

I heard drugs will be at Coachella

Anonymous said...

Nothing to worry here. If this abomination really happen it probably will be the headliner of someday. Therefore: a) I won't have to worry about conflicts; b) I'll beat the traffic on that day.

Anonymous said...

No Beyonce. No Timberlake. Look for one of them next year though.

Anonymous said...

Apparently the Peanut Butter Crew just found a brand new dildo to go along with the board favorites Outkast and The Knife. Now they are all covering their Justin Timberlakes dildos with thick layers of peanut butter just waiting for the right moment to insert it into a fellow board member arse while listening to cry me a river a praising GV for the unaparallel and groundbreaking idea of booking JT to headline one of the nights.

Anonymous said...

That wigger sucks.

Anonymous said...

This place is dead today.

Anonymous said...

Thats because we're all covered in peanut butter and dancing to JT's sexy tunes! Such a talented and amazing artist. And whoever dont like his tunes should kill yourself!

PBC4LIFE!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't you fuckers think for one second that GV wouldn't sign Destiny's Child to headline Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Worry not. Peanut Butter Crew will be front and center for JT's set, with pompoms, peanut butter, and dildos in hand.

PBC manifesto:

Swedish House Mafia shitty pop = embarrassing and bad.

JT shitty pop = peanut buttery goodness so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Anonymous said...

The minutes and even hours that I've on blogs and boards lost in the last couple of weeks because of the lineup. They will never come back...
DAMN YOU COACHELLA! DAMN YOU!!!!!
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US EVERY YEAR???
WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY??????
I feel better now.

Anonymous said...

I think that it's a stupid booking, but Grouplove are coming back for a second year in a row.

Anonymous said...

3:55, you only refuse to acknowledge the genius of Justin Timberlake and his superbly crafted (by Timbaland) "Britney cheated!" laments because you are too insecure to like something with a young girl fan base.

Anonymous said...

Boom

Anonymous said...

Mainstream rap and pop = fantastic
Mainstream rock and edm = who got chocolate in my peanut butter?

Anonymous said...

Yeah some of those tards from PBC are even saying that JT is better than Black Keys...

Ladies and gentleman, behold the new King of Hipsters: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

If you don't think Justin Timberlake's discog is better than the last 2 Black Keys albums, you are borderline insane.

And since the black keys mostly play songs from those shit albums.

JT>BKs(2013)

Anonymous said...

I'll be dammed! This suckas really dig that white boy!! Guess we were wrong about the outkast and knife dildos afterall. The only dildo worthy of penetrating their fat-covered-in-peanut-asses is called Justin Timberlake.

Anonymous said...

Where are they talking about JT on the boards? That would be the worst headliner in Coachella history.

Anonymous said...

And for the record, i would pick ANY black keys album over anything JT related. I respect the guy he got style and all but I'll pick guitars/rock over beats/silly pop 10 out of 10 times.

Anonymous said...

Most of Coachella boards would go apeshit if Gaga or Blink 182 were on the lineup, but Timberlake gets a pass!
The 'you can't hold NSYNC against JT because he was young' argument is like saying you can't give nazi's a bad name because of hitler. JT is pop pap! Just because he wears designer glasses and looks like he could fit in the 'Big Bang Theory' doesn't make him great.

Anonymous said...

@3:25

2ManyHeadlinerz

Anonymous said...

Hey, 10:16, let's be fair. It wasn't Hitler's ideas that were bad, it was the execution.

Anonymous said...

The Black Keys are the indie Nickelback

Anonymous said...

People talk shit about black keys now because they broke into the mainstream. I bet my left testicle that if they were still "unknown" they would be praised. Poor Dan and Patrick. The biggest mistake of your careers was to headline coachella and release a multi platinum album. Now coachella boards does not love you anymore.

Anonymous said...

But theres still hope for them. I.e. the Justin Timberlake redemption.

Anonymous said...

IRT to 5:37.

The Black Keys suck now because their last 2 albums have been basically the same song repeated 12-13 times per album. At least with Attack and Release it didn't feel like i was listening to the same songs on repeat.

Also if you don't think Jack Johnson is a worse headliner than JT you are borderline retarded.

Anonymous said...

The retarded here is the one who saw any Jack Johnson reference in my post.

Anonymous said...

The Jack Johnson comment was in reference to this.

Where are they talking about JT on the boards? That would be the worst headliner in Coachella history.

Anonymous said...

I understand that NSYNC wouldn't be welcomed at Chella, but JT would be booked SOLO, and he, solo made two of the best pop albums ever and you can't argue with that

Anonymous said...

Ok. Fair enough.

Between JT and JJ as headliners I would choose some other stage/tent or I would leave early and beat the traffic. I recognize that his albums were acclaimed but its just not my scene.

And it would also put a black spot in my admiration for Coachella just like happened when they booked JJ as a headliner -- although I think that JJ playing on a late afternoon slot in the outdoor stage would be far less "offensive" (couldn't find the correct word) than booking JT as a headliner at any day.

Anonymous said...

As far as pop goes, JT's albums are average.

Anonymous said...

Some people just desperately want a pop idol that's white.

Anonymous said...

For those wanting JT headline, I hope in a few years Beyonce, Gaga and Bieber headline Coachella.
If you want that kind of line-up go to Z100 or something. Stay away from Coachella because it's clear you are the douchebag hipsters.

Anonymous said...

ahhhh...love that argument that Jack Johnson headlined so ...... can headline.
It was a shit booking then and remains a shit booking for eternity.

Anonymous said...

Not sure whats more pathetic. Admitting to not camping at coachella or admitting to leaving early to "beat traffic"

721 is an honorary member of the PBG

Anonymous said...

7:21 here. Not a member of the PBC at all. I hate that message board!

About camping/traffic, I have relatives with a big and empty house in Desert Hot Springs that are kind enough to let me stay in the place every year along with a group of 8-10 friends, as long as I pay for the cleaning lady that comes on Wednesday.

Besides, if you put some effort in reading my post, you'll notice that option A is to look for other act. Option B is to leave early -- and this, of course, if any of those shitty acts is booked to headline on Sunday, when at some given time theres no other act going on.

But good luck setting up your tent though!

Anonymous said...

8:15

No one is saying because they booked JJ they can book JT. I'm saying JJ is shittier than JT.

Anonymous said...

Would Justin Timberlake be the fest's first homosexual headliner?

Anonymous said...

Kings of Leon took those honors.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.. Just because you are a dirty hippy who has to camp in the dirt, doesn't give you any additional cred. Enjoy your chunky peanut butter, dude.

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Holtzman said...

Eminem
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Justin Timberlake

Anonymous said...

^wrong

LockNes said...

Jack Johnson at least writes his own shit. JT needs timbaland to write his beats. JT headlining would be a disgrace and would ultimately be the sign that this festival has wandered into the shitters.
I hope Coachella still has some artistic integrity when choosing headliners and takes people with real merit and value other than what the hordes buy. If JT headlines, why not just pair him with Beyonce on one night and Beiber on the other and call the festival, "I was in my teen years during the early 2000s' Fest."

Mr. Wiggles said...

well so much for that...http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/david-bowie-is-fairly-adamant-hes-never-gonna-perform-live-again/

Walter J said...

No Daft, no Stones, no Blur, no Thom, no Peppers, no Queens

Justin Timberlake
Mumford & Sons
The Who

Deadmau5
Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
New Order
The Stone Roses
Sigur Ros
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
How to Destroy Angels
Hot Chip
The xx
The Replacements
Grizzly Bear
Passion Pit
Lush
Big Boi
Jawbreaker
Al Green
Cibo Matto
Bobby Womack

Anonymous said...

^ OH LOL

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