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2 Chainz
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Alex Clare
Allen Stone
Alt-J
Beach House
Big Boi
Bingo Players
Blur
C2C
Claude VonStroke
Cloud Nothings
Daft Punk
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Danny Brown
Dash Berlin
deadmau5
Deap Vally
Death Grips
Deftones
DIIV
Dillon Francis
Divine Fits
Earl Sweatshirt
El-P
Excision
Father John Misty
Fiona Apple
Grimes
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
Helado Negro
Hot Chip
Infected Mushroom
James Blake
Japandroids
Jeff the Brotherhood
Kendrick Lamar
Kill the Noise
Knife Party
Local Natives
Lord Huron
Lucero
Macklemore
Major Lazer
Matt & Kim
Metz
New Order
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Nicolas Jaar
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Passion Pit
Paul Kalkbrenner
Paul Oakenfold
Phoenix
Poliça
Purity Ring
Rocket From the Crypt
Rodriguez
Rusko
Seth Troxler
Sigur Rós
Sky Ferreira
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
The Antlers
The Glitch Mob
The Joy Formidable
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Neighbourhood
The Postal Service
The Stone Roses
The Underachievers
The Walkmen
TNGHT
White Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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SHE'S ALIVE!
I would only consider watching less than a third of these.
Lostprophets?
What does "60" mean?
THE POSTAL SERVICE? if their on the poster, nobody shall ever doubt you again.
THE KNIFE????!?!?!?!!?!?!?!:?!?!
Why is THIS playing Coachella and not iheartradio?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftyAIk_oe8
Thank goodness you posted. Lockness was about to be shocked and saddened.
Once again, congrats on basically reposting every single thing mentioned in the "Rumors" forum on the Coach boards. Eat a garden full of dicks and enjoy pretending you have any inside information.
U are back!
I have been dying!
Still was hoping I would see the stones on here
Monk, do u think they are a possibility or is that dead in the water?
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Also who are the headliners in this?
NIN
Daft Punk
Phoenix/Blur
Or
NIN
Daft/Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
i don't see the rolling stones on here, so she couldn't have copied the forum exactly.
60 is the number of days between posts. but more important. THE FUCKING KNIFE!!!!!!!!&*@$&*@$&&^@&#%&$#%@%&$%$&@
Less than a month before lineup drops. This might be your most ballsy prediction yet. Stickin with Blur & NIN? The Knife & Postal Service? No Rolling Stones?
We'll see soon enough ...
60 is the amount of artists she has listed. If these rare acts i.e. postal service, the knife hold true I will never again doubt you but if you go 1 for 3 with the headliners & none of the rare acts are on the poster well you've lost all credibility
wear is da wrap muzik?
Eminem is confirmed
I work for him
where the FUCK is QOTSA?
THE KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Daft Punk!?! I am not even a fan of electronic music, but this is getting me really exited!
No Bjork, Monk? :( What happened with those rumors?
QOTSA is in 2002, where they are still relevant and a draw.
I know josh homme and i can tell u right now they WILL be there. i do not care if u believe me!!!!
QOTSA
new album - kicking off tour - AT COACHELLA
BOOM
#suckit
Mike D and Ad Rock are doing a sub-headlining performance together (ala the Thom Yorke ??? from '10)
lol 1130am
What happened to Atoms for Peace?
The only thing saving this is Daft Punk. Otherwise this a very mediocre lineup
Seems a bit top heavy, yeah?
lana del rey and atoms for peace OUT?
A hip ? Hop? A ha
Lana Del Ray was never in. She'll be in Europe during Coachella.
oh shit Postal Service???
i hope your right Monk, so many acts i want to see here
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Allen Stone
Beach House
Blur
Daft Punk
deadmau5
Grizzly Bear
Hot Chip
New Order
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Phoenix
Sigur Rós
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Postal Service
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Thank you :)
This blog gives me so much hope! Thank you for doing this update and posting again. Some of the new names are outstanding! If Coachella nabbed The Knife/Postal Service/Nine Inch Nails/Daft Punk/Yeah Yeah Yeahs, I wouldn't know how they could possibly follow it up again!
Bat for Lashes?
Almost okay with GV going exclusively dub step in the Sahara, but at least last year they threw us a couple bones like SBTRKT; FlyLo, and Araabmuzik for the Mojave/Gobi.
Thanks for Nick Jaar, but we've been waiting years for The Faint, Caribou, Digitalism, Glass Candy, Four Tet, Gold Panda, Holy Ghost, Toro y Moi, Chromatics, Tanlinees et al why isn't this genre better represented?
Can't wait for April regardless. I simply don't understand why when Coachella will clearly now sell out multiple weekends regardless who plays, GV keeps trolling for the Skrillez kids versus simply booking quality acts?
I cannot believe people actually put stock into this. Here's what Monklish does: Pulls info from the Coachella boards, then throws a few other likely (based on albums, tours, etc.) acts on there, then pulls a few completely out of her ass to get the "wow" factor. Then she'll get 60% right (which any idiot could do if they pay even the slightest bit of attention), and you mongoloids will continue to fawn over her awsum skillz.
^^^ yet you're here reading away and posting on the site.
Well I wouldn't say he is really reading or posting. Maybe sounding out syllables and trying to spell big words like, "skillz" and "awsum."
Hooked on phonics doesn't work for everyone.
You forgot Metric
New dance tent (Kalahari) taking over the Mojave spot. Mojave moving to the Gobi spot. Gobi moving behind the Outdoor Theater.
Sky Ferreira??? Autotuned, overblown teen pop has no place at Coachella.
Monk should also add Passion Pit and The xx because they are playing
They both suck.
lol, Kalahari. as if that's even a real desert...
NIN is not playing. Its HTDA.
Skrillex is playing the main.
Regardless of whether or not Monk gets any real info - you just HAVE to give her credit for predicting NIN in MAY!! I think there is a good chance for them to be headlining with all the talk Trent has been dropping in the past months.
But POSTAL SERVICE?? The Knife??? really? Our only hope with the Knife is that they haven't release tour dates yet. Maybe because they don't want to ruin the surprise.
id love to hear the reasoning behind The Knife. That would literally be the greatest thing ever
The Knife is overrated crap. Can't wait for all the dipshits that have never seen them show up to their set, stand around for 10 minutes, and then leave.
Twin Shadow and Dropkick Murphy's are also playing
Two more crap acts.
Madonna should headline for sure and her stage setup should be made out of dogforts.
Still hoping Boyz Noize and his new live show will be gracing the polo fields... Soulwax or 2manydjs would be epic as well!
Would Pitbull be on the main or Sahara?
The Knife is overrated crap. Can't wait for all the dipshits that have never seen them show up to their set, stand around for 10 minutes, and then leave.
Yea because they are known for really shitty live shows, for sure.
hell ya!! Monk, any prediction/speculation for the hip hop??
Nice working stealing literally everything from the coachella boards, including the knife and postal service.
Love the asshole boardies who claim everything is stolen from the board every fucking year.
They think that because every band on earth is named in the board threads every fucking year, that any list that names anything at all "steals" from them.
Because all the stupid fucking dogforts and ghostbusters has such value.
Never a bigger collection of douches has congregated in one place than that swamp.
Deadmau5/Phoenix
New Order Yeah Yeah Yeahs The XX
Nine Inch Nails
Atoms for Peace Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds The Stone Roses
Rolling Stones
Tom Waits Sigur Ros Hot Chip
http://mycoachella.mydesert.com/2012/12/26/coachella-2013-lineup-leak-deadmau5-and-missy-elliot-join-the-rolling-stones/
Missy Elliott PLEASE!!!
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I posted months ago that the Knife was playing and nobody believed me.
Anonymous said...
The Knife. It's happening.
October 31, 2012 12:23 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
^based on what? their complete silence for the last 2 years? Don't get me wrong I'd love nothing more than to get down with the Dreijers but its not happening until they release some new material
October 31, 2012 12:40 AM
Anonymous 12:23 AM said...
Friend helps with booking at a festival in Europe. Those negot's are not yet finalised but one condition is they cannot be announced as performing it until at least mid-january.
October 31, 2012 1:16 AM
if this is the lineup its going to be awesome and anybody who would complain is a moron.
unfortunately I'm still nowhere near convicted daft is legit.
i wanna see someone classic on the lineup
like Aretha Franklin or Chuck Berry or Little Richard or someone like that!!
i like when they have a random Willie Nelson or Leonord Cohen or Sly Stone addition
who else could there be?
Also how come The Wailers have never been asked to play!! They still tour!
VIOLENT FEMMES ARE PLAYING!!!!
FINALLY!!!!
I RAN INTO THE SINGER!!!!!!!!
The my Coachella lineup is obviously fake, Daft Pubk wouldn't share a line with someone. You would want that name to be all alone in bold letters.
Violent Femmes would be a cool reunion, but last I heard members were suing each other.
None of the following will be there: Blur, Daft Punk, The Knife, The Postal Service
Tom Waits will be there
bllaaarraaarrrgghh,,,rowwwrrraaaggh!!
Still listing Nine Inch Nails and not How to Destroy Angels? Come on.
monklish is suprefan on the boards.
no, he really isn't.
ur a fag
Kanye's beard is preggers.
preggers
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Hope you're 100% this year, Monk. Your lineup is most sublime.
Big Boi is confirmed
Lineup is dropping Thursday morning at 9am--earlier than usual. No announcement; it'll just be on the main page. No youtube vids this year. Tix go on sale Friday at 10am (what is left of them).
source of GTFO
Lineup will be out the 7th or 14th with tickets on the 11th or 18th.
Bonnaroo even started their lineup announcement today with their first clue, so it's only a matter of time.
1142 - wrong
337 - mostly right
Bat for Lashes is playing the Fillmore after Coachella.
Holy shit. I just saw the lineup. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.
Holy shit. I just ate a dick. numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb numb.
6:47 Post the lineup
Muse
Bjork
RHCP
Deadmau5 closin main after Muse.
Also, karma-karma-karma-karma karma-chameleon (4 real)
All repeat headliners, two from the same year. No chance in hell.
If those are the 3 headliners, I think we should try to get Madonna and Black Sabbath to make Dog forts together for 3 hours one night instead.
The Rolling Stones probably aren't going to work out, so Goldenvoice are going with Eminem. Other headliners are Bjork and Deadmau5. Yes, he will be the first EDM act on the top line, probably shared with Phoenix.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Tom Waits
Sigur Ros
New Order
The Replacements
Culture Club
Stone Roses
Nick Cave
How to Destroy Angels
Hot Chip
Grizzly Bear
Big Boi
Passion Pit
Eric Prydz
The Prodigy
The Knife
Metric
D'Angelo
Dead Can Dance
Bat for Lashes
The guy above me has no idea what he's talking about. Why don't you tell us why it's going to fall through with the rolling stones. Btw your missing daft punk. The biggest headliner of them all. Keep thinking deadmau5 is going to be the first artist on the top line...idiot.
Give me any proof on Eric prydz.
Btw bjork is the biggest waste of a headliner. Same with Phoenix. so weak. If take Eminem and a bag of skittles instead.
Atoms for Peace are playing so anonymous 10:46 list is wrong
rolling stones backed out of coachella and glastonbury negotiations
Blur
Bjork
Daft Punk
Massive Attack will be a sub headliner. You are all welcome!
20 subheadliners in 2013!
Daft Punk album release date will be announced within the next week and thats for reals. Like for real reals. I work at a promotions company and we got an order for 40k large laminate stickers being processed Friday. This is it !
cool story bro
copy of the invoice or GTFO!
YEA ... No Hip-Hop !
confirmed http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yok7btd8edY
When is the lineup announcement? When will the videos start on the homepage?
No vides this year
Negotiations with The Stones and Daft Punk might cause a delay in the release of the lineup
No videos this year. They're going old school and just posting the lineup on the main page.
well...it's confirmed :( http://consequenceofsound.net/2013/01/daft-punk-not-touring-in-2013/
"News"
That "info" is from month and months ago and is about as valid as the comments on this blog
^You are an idiot. Rob da Bank did the interview two days ago and CoS posted this yesterday. Get used to not seeing DP on the lineup.
Not touring but maybe a one-off? We can dream, right?
Expect lineup 1/22
what's special about 1/22? Middle of the week?
The lineup will be out the week of the 14th at the latest.
"You are an idiot. Rob da Bank did the interview two days ago"
And he was only saying what anyone paying attention has known for months.
Tomorrow KROQ is going to say they are going to have the lineup on Monday, then it will come out on Tuesday...same shit different year...
Daft Punk is not going to make their long overdue comeback and then only play Coachella, you fucking botched circumcisions. Just close your ears and pretend they're in deadmau5's cube.
If daft punk isn't playing then why would monklish list them. she wouldn't risk being wrong about them yet another year. that would really ruin this blog. Just face it, they are playing this year and you know it.
Lineup will drop on the 14th. my best friend has family ties with goldenvoice and that's when they are aiming for it. And you will see daft punk and the rolling stones on there. Believe it
Lineup will probably drop by parachute on the 14th. my best friend has family ties with daft punk and the rolling stones and he said you're full of horse shit. He was very specific as to what type of shit you're full of as well.
Believe that bitch.
Lineup will likely drop the 7th or 14th with tickets the following Friday.
Also, maybe Bestival's festival head is an idiot, they just didn't want to play his festival and has since taken back his comments on Daft Punk.
https://twitter.com/RobdaBank/status/286955329038733313
moto rave eats dicks
I hate your Mr. Wiggles.
So what about that picture that looks like a rolling stone? Or is it just a polo ball??
its actually a rounded pyramid...DAFT PUNK CONFIRMED
See Primavera Sound lineup....Daft Punk
The Replacements and Lush are reuniting.
Primavera poster is fake but thank's for playing
Eminem
Atoms for Peace * QOTSA * Hot Chip * Stone Roses * Knife Party
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds * Eric Prydz * How to Destroy Angels * Hardwell * Bat for Lashes
Mumford & Sons
deadmau5 * Yeah Yeah Yeahs * The Postal Service * Pretty Lights * Metric
The Knife * Tegan and Sara * Jawbreaker * The Walkmen * Richie Hawtin
Daft Punk
Phoenix * Sigur Ros * Tom Waits * Grizzly Bear * Passion Pit
Paul Oakenfold * D'Angelo * Major Lazer * Beach House * Of Monsters and Men
Just heard no lineup next week. "Soon, but not next week".
^ That would be a great lineup! I'm not crazy about 2 of the headliners, but as in the past, the undercard more than makes up for it.
"my best friend has family ties with daft punk and the rolling stones"
LOL
Hi Monklish! Can you at least say hello to everyone just to be friendly?
709
that lineup would be incredible.
New Vampire Weekend album out in spring 2013.... Perfect timing for a Coachella appearance.
Daft Punk
Raft Trunk
Bath Skunk
Giraffe Monk
Half Drunk
These are the only POSSIBLE headliners:
Eminem
Mumford
Phoenix
Daft
Rage
No Doubt
The Stones
The Killers
Bjork
Deadmau5
NIN
TOOL
Blur
Green Day
I think both Jack White and Atoms For Peace would both be subs or co-headliners at best
Also Metallica has never done it. not likely but they did just do Outside Lands as headliners
will not be Talking Heads, Smiths, Bowie, Run DMC, or
Blur wanted too much much money and a headliner spot, so they're not playing.
Prepare to be disappointed. Just sayin
^^^
People are disappointed every single damn year. I have been going to Coachella since 07 and I've never once seen people not complain about the lineup. Then when the next year's lineup comes out it's "omg last year was soo good this year sucks soooo much"
just sayin
Boourns with the Primavera fake, clearly.
Headliners are 100% Daft Punk, Phoenix/Knife, NIN. Only person to leak Dr Dre last year, so my FIRST streak continues.
LOfuckingL at Knofe headlining?!?!? HAAAAA
FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAA
AMAZING
GOSH DAMN U NEEDED A LAUGH TONITE
THANK U
NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE
HAAAAAAAAA
^^sorry The Knife
All of u are hilariously wrong
Pearl jam
Phoenix
Adele
Confirmed
Seen the poster
Couldn't care less if you don't believe me. Headliners are Daft Punk, Phoenix/Knife, NIN
Subs are Blur, Sigur Ros, and Armin Van Buuren. Lineup out Tuesday 1/15.
Atoms for Peace ain't playing. Neither is Deadmau5.
I'll yes/no until midnight if anyone gives a shit.
Nothing? Alright. Fuck you guys. Your loss.
No
whats your source?
Dear Mr. Yes/No,,,,will QOTSA be there??
If 10:46 is right that's the best headliner pool of any festival ever
I wasnt here at midnight, simian mobile disco? Yes/no?
The Underachievers confirmed! https://twitter.com/ISSA_DASH/status/287274064945491968
According to who? Your trendy hipster point of view?
Eric prydz . Yes or no? He could headline the Sahara a night. Armin could headline the other night. That leaves us one opening for the Sahara tent closer.
Youre all fuckin scumbags
Stones
Daft punk
Eminem
My wifes tits told me
As someone who has spent a considerable amount of time with your wife's tits, I can confirm that information is correct.
The trolls are confirmed. they have family ties with David bowie . I'm telling you they are gay bros.
Does anyone remember when Monk SWEARED UP AND DOWN that Neil Young was going to be there? Or the Beastie Boys? Haaaa
there are tons more she fumbled... always making people hope for what they want so she can get a little dime on her ad space.
she doesnt know what is up
no Daft
and phoenix AINT headlining
def no NIN, EVERYONE knows it's Trent's other project. Fact.
No Stone Roses even. (sucks, i know).
EMINEM
ADELE
THE STONES
Subs - QOTSA, Phoenix, Nas, How To Detroy A, Blur, Armin, Sneaker Pimps and The Replacements
i know the web designer
I am telling you, they wanted their first female headliner since Bjork and Bjork was almost it, but they made a push for adele and go the fat bitch
What's up with Adele all of sudden..
Adele hates playing to large crowds so yeah playing Coachella makes a ton of sense
Good story though troll
Did some mother fucker just mention Sneaker Pimps? Are we talking the original lineup with Kelli Dayton? If so, that would be the only band I would ever need to see. My life would be complete.
Mumford and Sons will be there! Phoenix and Empire of the Sun too! Stones almost there! Daft Punk and Blur not this time....
"I've seen the poster..."
Poster isn't being done until late this week, dummy.
Snoop Dogg's nut breeze
Paul Tollet's diarrhea
And douche bag who has seen the posters first pubic hair
those are your 3 headliners
But since he hasn't grown his first pubic hair, he could back out and be replaced by Daft punk
Really, the Replacements? As much as I would love to see that, there's just no way.
Sneaker Pimps won't be happening with IAMX still touring solo, with dates in Europe during Coachella.
lol adele. coachella for moms.
i love these anonymous people saying they know shit.
I am in Daft Punk. We aren't playing.
I am Mick Jagger. We ARE playing.
I am Adele. And just ate a half baked chicken.
The adult contemporary acts are always one-hit wonders like James Blunt, Crowded House and Squeeze, so no Adele.
Santigold is confirmed cause I know. That's all
Sure they're going to have Santigold again. Cause that makes sense.
I'm Paul Tollet's secretary's roomate...I was using her computer to check my email while she was asleep and have the lineup in front of me. No Daft, No Stones. RHCP, Phoenix/YYY and Outkast are headlining. The Knife, The xx, Stone Roses, Deadmau5, and Atoms for Peace are subbing. A lot of cheese but a lot of tech house and techno as well so everyone should be happy. Honestly the headliners aren't amazing but top to bottom maybe the best lineup I've ever seen.
Seriously. Are some of you like actually retarded?
Yeah Yeah Yeahs any higher than #3 is laughable. Great, sure, but they have not grown any more popular since 2009.
Phoenix is a joke.
Because Paul Tollet's secretary doesn't make enough money to live on her own. Ok.
You see the prices for rent down in here LA? It's brutal.
@6:10
they also haven't dropped an album since 09' and they dont hardly get any radio play. Supposedly this is gonna be a really good album and my catapult them to a headliner spot they way the Suburbs did for Arcade Fire. Either way i dont care cause i got tickets to see them at the Glass House in Pomona next Friday!!!!
I'm Paul Tollet's mother. He was home for Xmas and forgot to logout of his email account. I am looking at the lineup right now. No stones, no daft. Pearl Jam, Bruce and the E-Street Band, and Outkast headlining. And a bunch of strangely named band that I won't even try to pronounce.
I'm Paul Tollet's Toilet. My life has been hell since I became sentient. Please help me!
@ 11:08
why not post they entire lineup if you have it in front of you instead of posting a bunch of artists that everyone was already talking about and hinting at. and yeah my last post had a bunch of grammar wrong with it but i guess that just all the stupidity in this blog wearing off on me.
can you all just shut the fuck up already?!?!? you dont know shit about anything. no one does until the lineup drops. btw stone daft and yyy will headline
gobi saturday 1pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNvqD26GhU
Paul Tollett's secretary has 24/7 security, her vagina is bugged, and she has an inter-anal camera plugged in her rear.
I am Paul Tollet's medulla obonglata and I hate you all!! Except MotorAve. He's a pretty cool dude. And Sean Connery. I mean, how could somebody hate Sean fuckin Connery?? But yeah other than that I hate you all.
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