Friday, January 11, 2013

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2 Chainz
A-Trak
Aesop Rock
Alabama Shakes
Alex Clare
Allen Stone
Alt-J
Bat For Lashes
Beach House
Big Boi
Bingo Players
Blur
C2C
Claude VonStroke
Cloud Nothings
Daft Punk
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Danny Brown
Dash Berlin
deadmau5
Deap Vally
Death Grips
Deftones
DIIV
Dillon Francis
Disclosure
Divine Fits
Earl Sweatshirt
El-P
Excision
Father John Misty
Fiona Apple
Grimes
Grizzly Bear
Hardwell
Helado Negro
Hot Chip
Infected Mushroom
James Blake
Japandroids
Jeff the Brotherhood
Jessie Ware
Kendrick Lamar
Kill the Noise
Knife Party
Local Natives
Lord Huron
Lucero
Macklemore
Major Lazer
Matt & Kim
Metz
New Order
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Nicolas Jaar
Nine Inch Nails
Of Monsters and Men
Passion Pit
Paul Kalkbrenner
Paul Oakenfold
Phoenix
Poliça
Purity Ring
Rocket From the Crypt
Rodriguez
Rusko
Seth Troxler
Sigur Rós
Sky Ferreira
Spiritualized
Sufjan Stevens
Tegan and Sara
The Antlers
The Glitch Mob
The Joy Formidable
The Knife
The Lumineers
The Neighbourhood
The Postal Service
The Stone Roses
The Underachievers
The Walkmen
TNGHT
White Arrows
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yeasayer

139 comments:

Anonymous said...

First! I hope you are right!

Anonymous said...

Why do u make this SO hard these days? Can u point at which 5 u added or can someone??

:)

Can u bold them for us when u add new ones?

Pretty please!!

Walter J said...

No Daft, no Stones, no Blur, no Thom, no Peppers, no Queens

Justin Timberlake
Mumford & Sons
The Who

Deadmau5
Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
New Order
The Stone Roses
Sigur Ros
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
How to Destroy Angels
Hot Chip
The xx
The Replacements
Grizzly Bear
Passion Pit
Lush
Big Boi
Jawbreaker
Al Green
Cibo Matto
Bobby Womack

Anonymous said...

Monk
Can u tell us who won't be there that people are throwing around wildly?
Like ones u just know won't be there despot what people say
Thanx!

Anonymous said...

walter j is a liar

Anonymous said...

New adds are Bat for Lashes, Disclosure, Jessie Ware, Spiritualized, and...?

Puffo said...
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Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!!! Jawbreaker?! Nope, not happening. They will not be there. Daft Punk, Rolling Stones, and Blur will.

Anonymous said...

Jawbreaker sucked

Anonymous said...

Spiritualized will not be there. Whole tour canceled. No big deal.

Thanks Monk - some of us still find this somewhat fun.

Anonymous said...

Added:
Bat For Lashes
Disclosure
Jessie Ware
Spiritualized
Yeasayer

Anonymous said...

Why won't they release the fucking lineup already?

Anonymous said...

the boardies are busy lathering the lineup with some peter pan extra crunchy. likely destination, you ask? Their assholes.

Anonymous said...

so who thinks it's going to get posted next week (14th/15th) and who thinks it will get posted the following week (21st/22nd)?

Anonymous said...

I've heard not til late January

Anonymous said...

Looks like they cancelled the east coast dates but still have the west coast ones

Anonymous said...

my god, Monk, I pray you're right. that lineup is beyond the valley of Epic.

Anonymous said...

if we dont get the lineup until like the 28th/29th im going to cry...

The PBC said...

monklish is suprefan on the coachella.com/forums

Mr. Wiggles said...

no she's not...give it a rest guys, and this whole peanut butter club running joke got old super fast...

Anonymous said...

she?

Anonymous said...

But gam3g3ni3 will be sad if we stop talking about the PBC. It's all he has.

Anonymous said...

it's PEANUT BUTTER CREW, motherfucker. we don't sit around in some tree burning ants. We do work on buttholes and listen to JT in da club.

LockNes said...

Yes SHE, monklish is a chick dumb asses. She is not suprefan either that is a PBC rumor.
Spiritualized will be there dumb fuck at 1:31 pm they just announced a west coast tour.

Anonymous said...

Didn't they cancel those dates

Anonymous said...

So who are you saying are the headliners then if this list is right??

Anonymous said...

Phoenix Passion pit

Daft Punk

NIN

Anonymous said...

Monk, thanks for doing this, for real. Even after getting dissed by inumerous douchbags you keep posting.

And I don't care how manny acts do you add every week as long as you keep Daft Punk up there. It gives me hope!!

Anonymous said...

And I say keep the PBC joke alive. Those tards are taking the idea of making tshirts serious!

Anonymous said...

"Can u tell us who won't be there that people are throwing around wildly?
Like ones u just know won't be there despot what people say"

No. He can't. Because he has no fucking idea.

Anonymous said...

''he''

Anonymous said...

Marcus Mumford likes teenagers.

Anonymous said...

Suprefan will not be allowed to post on lineup announcement day.

Anonymous said...

While I agree with Walter J about No Daft, Stones or AFP, Bobby Womack has cancer and I doubt hell be playing any live shows in the near future

Anonymous said...

kroq just announced line up will be up jan 14th

Anonymous said...

Post a link, I cant find it

Anonymous said...

Youre retarded if you havent figured out monk is suprefan.

Anonymous said...

Hey dipshit, numerous posters on the Coachella board have challenged suprefan to post anything on this blog to prove he's Monklish and he never has.

He's a dumbfuck pretending to be Monklish, and the fucking douchebag Peanut Butter Crew is dumb enough to believe it.

Anonymous said...

Ohh the PBC... They never rest!

Anonymous said...

Vampire Weekend announced at SXSW...any chance for Coachella?

Mr. Wiggles said...

KROQ is not announcing the lineup on the 14th...

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha I wonder how many people checked kroq for the info....but 4reals jt new album in 13 bro

LockNes said...

KROQ never announces the lineup. 4-5 years ago they showed a picture of an envelope taped to a door with the lineup supposedly inside. The lineup has been announced first on the coachella website. They may have announced that the lineup will be posted on Coachella.com on the 14th.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the line-up to be announced, so all the Daft Punk naysayers can eat their words when it does. It's going to be fun to see them try to act like they knew it all along.

And, yes, Suprefan is Monklish.

Anonymous said...

@5:23 He had cancer. He's been cancer free since May of last year. He, unfortunately, was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Which makes his appearance even more unlikely since he's starting to forget the lyrics to his songs.

Anonymous said...

are more tickets going to be sold?

Dale said...

monk

any chance on these:

Wu Tang
The Replacements
Skrillex
Vampire Wknd
Tom Waits
Frank Ocean (i know he was just there, but he blew up Black Keys-style and I could see him com in right back)
QOTSA

thanx!!

Anonymous said...

The Replacements suck.

Anonymous said...

Sasquatch:
Deadmau5
Mumford & Sons
Phoenix
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Queens of the Stone Age
The Postal Service
The xx
Grizzly Bear
Big Boi

Anonymous said...

Monk, please offer some insight or commentary as to how sure you are of your prospective headliners. Please.

Anonymous said...

I hope people buy plane tickets and then sue Monklish when none of these "headliners" are on the poster.

Anonymous said...

^^ Not real familiar with how the law works, are you dipshit?

LockNes said...
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LockNes said...

Hey what's up Monklish, thanks for the updates lately. Any word on lineup release date? Without any hype youtube videos out at this point I would think the 22nd, the Tuesday after MLK day is likely the release date.
I assume your headliners are
NIN
Daft Punk
Phoenix/Yeah Yeah Yeahs/Blur

Stuck Up Music Pussy said...

Lineup Wednesday & remaining tickets on sale Friday.

Anonymous said...

Lineup on Jan 29 at 9 am. Just heard from radio station exec.

Anonymous said...

Lineup is nearly done:

DAY ONE

Justin Timberlake
Phoenix
Queens of the Stone Age
the Knife
Big Boi
Beach House
Paul Oakenfold
Hot Chip
How to Destroy Angels
A-Trak
Dash Berlin
Tegan and Sara

DAY TWO

Mumford & Sons
Deadmau5
Blur
Sigur Rós
the Postal Service
Deftones
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Richie Hawtin
Crystal Castles
Alabama Shakes

DAY THREE

Björk / Daft Punk
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
the Stone Roses
Fiona Apple
Hardwell
Grizzly Bear
Major Lazer
the Lumineers
James Blake
Knife Party
Of Monsters and Men

My dad is buddies with Paul in my town of Riverside, CA and he just kind of listed the artists at a little holiday get together at a mutual friends house. This is mostly what I remember, though some of the days are probably off.

Mr. Wiggles said...

^^ i wish...one can only dream of a lineup like that lol

Anonymous said...

Deap Vally is garage rock gone slutwave. Derivative rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Blur are shite

Anonymous said...

That story is totally believable. Because Paul Tollett always goes around at Xmas parties reciting the lineup to any Tom, Dick, or Harry that will listen.

Anonymous said...

That story is totally believable. Because Paul Tollett always goes around at Xmas parties reciting the lineup to any TomAz, RotationSlimDick, or HarryCooksBalls that will listen.

fixed that for ya.

Anonymous said...

Friday
List of rumors

Saturday
Random bullshit

Sunday
Your mom

Anonymous said...

What happen to the rolling stones?

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:53, the peanut butter dripping off your anus is a dead giveaway. Go back to slapping your fellow PBC on the back for dogfort jokes and gay one-liners that everyone hates.

Anonymous said...

Pitbull confirmed on twitter but then deleted it.

Anonymous said...

deadmau5 - blur
Sigur Ros - Pretty Lights - Modest Mouse

Mumford and Sons
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Flaming Lips - bassnectar - the Knife

Daft Punk
Phoenix - New Order - Above and beyond - Tom Waits

Anonymous said...

^^ dream

Anonymous said...

Your dream is deadmau5 and mumford? Have better dreams.

Anonymous said...

No I was referring more to the likes of pretty lights, flaming lips, bassnectar, the kinfe, daft punk and above and beyond.

Although I would check out deadmau5. I skipped mumford in 2011 and would again.

Why such a douche? Running out of peanut butter?

Anonymous said...

this is the year of so many guesses that i almost feel like EVERY band that is currently in existence or any band that barely is in existence has been at least mentioned. so much so that i don't possible think that there could be a surprise on the lineup where we all went "well no one thought of THAT?!" Ever since Kayne came out of nowhere in '11 and Dre and Snoop in '12, now this year people are just going as far to the left and right as they can across the spectrum... all this combined with the fact that there are not a lot of tour dates for the big acts this year which would then show us all the soCal holes we crave, well it makes it harder to accurately guess AND that a lot of what big acts ARE in fact touring well they have dates in LA (The Who, Muse, Mumford just did two nights at the Bowl) ... it just makes us guess all over!

so i would be shocked if it ends up being someone that has not been discussed cuz its been ALL over on here.... its been ridiculous as of late... i have seen every one on here!

Anonymous said...

mgmt a possibility?

Anonymous said...

Hopefully not

Anonymous said...

from the Monklish list, the headliners are obviously Blur, Daft Punk and Nine Inch Nails.

Anonymous said...

From this list, I thought they'd follow the mold of the past few years and do Phoenix as the Friday headliner with Deadmau5 actually closing the main stage a la Kings of Leon/Chemical Brothers and Black Keys/SHM?

Anonymous said...

Jeg legger dette her fordi jeg er sint. Jeg administrere bookinger for Spektrum og de siste seks månedene har prøvd å bestille Knife. Etter måneder med budgivning og tigge de finnally valgte dum Telenor. SO skru dem, her er deres planlagte datoer så langt jeg vet. Mai-juni vil være en rekke europeiske show, etterfulgt av opptredener på Primavera, Roskilde og Pukkelpop. Men de vil bli sparker den av på din elskede Coachella Festival. Jeg håper dette ruiner tyven planer så mye som det gjorde min. Fred.

Anonymous said...

Lol que

Anonymous said...

Good effort in regards to posting in Norwegian, but the problem with the story at 10:21 is believing that a booker would willingly out himself like that and potentially alienate other artists. Also, the two venues mentioned are arenas, which are both too big for The Knife.

Anonymous said...

Not a single peep or hint from Coachella. Thinking we won't get the lineup for another week. :-/

Anonymous said...

We will get the Primavera and Bonnaroo lineups first at this rate.

Anonymous said...

Justin Timberlake
Mumford & Sons
David Bowie

Daft Punk? Confirmed for 2014.

Anonymous said...

Clearly they don't have every headliner secured, hence the delay.

Anonymous said...

monklish has a hairy pussy

Anonymous said...

Blur-Deadmau5
Daft Punk
David Bowie

Discrimination Hippie said...

No rap? Count me in.

Anonymous said...

^ If that's the top of the lineup, they don't have to have any other bands, I'd pay to the full price of admission for a 2 hour set from each of them.

Anonymous said...

"Pitbull confirmed on twitter but then deleted it."

Really? Show me. Pitbull is in Florida on 4/13.

Mr. Wiggles said...

it better fucking come out next week

Anonymous said...

Airplanes. He is Mister Worldwide.

Anonymous said...

I'm curious why The Knife is still on this list. I think the two dates announced in May in Europe rule them out of Coachella unless they are doing a US tour BEFORE international which I doubt.

Anonymous said...

geez guys, the lineup historically comes out at the end of January, as late as jan 30 some years. last year was unusually early. it doesn't mean anything and it makes no difference in your life in the grand scheme of things if it comes out next week or the week after...calm down.

Anonymous said...

The lineup came out at the end of January when the festival was still at the end of April.

Monklish said...

Dale,

Wu Tang - don't know
The Replacements - if I hear something, it would be news to me
Skrillex - no, thank God
Vampire Wknd - no
Tom Waits - no chance in hell
Frank Ocean - would not surprise me
QOTSA - maybe

Definitely Not Playing:
The Rolling Stones - $$$$$, wrong crowd
David Bowie - maybe next year
Mumford & Sons - try Bonnaroo and Sasquatch
Justin Timberlake - get real
Eminem - too expensive for what you get
The Flaming Lips - tired
Slowdive - open to reuniting but nobody wants to pay enough for it to happen
The Avalanches - forever in limbo
Jawbreaker - declined
Lush - I feel bad for the band
the xx - long story
Cibo Matto - not a draw
D'Angelo - try Bonnaroo
Cat Power - unreliable
Metric - on break
MGMT - 2010
Pitbull - seriously?

Anonymous said...

Cibo Matto are fucking awesome.

Anonymous said...

Phoenix announced their first live date is at a festival july 7-9th. what does that mean for us? obviously these dates are after when coachella is

Anonymous said...

Cibo Matto are fucking awesome. Too bad nobody bothered to fly Miho Hatori in for Gorillaz in 2010.

Anonymous said...

That was just the first announced date for Phoenix not their first show of the year. They will be at Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Thanks again monklish!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Monk! Keeping all appendages crossed for NIN as headliner.

Anonymous said...

that wasnt monklish idiots, the real monklish has a blogger icon next to her name. And for the idiots faking monklish at least link to her bio page and not the blog home page, adds a little credibility to your trolling

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS THE FUCKING LINEUP. FUCK YOU GV

Anonymous said...

If the lineup looks like this, then its something more than good !

Mr. Wiggles said...

wow if Monklish is counting out all of those...then who the fuck is left to headline? please god don't be Muse or The Killers...

Mr. Wiggles said...

did you guys see this posted on the boards earlier today? http://i.imgur.com/pMxhU.jpg

apparently there are 5 hints on the lineup in there...

Anonymous said...

i only get phoenix out of it

Sky said...

How do u get Phoenix out of it?

I see NIN btw if this thing is true, cause "day 13" is prob a reference to this:


"The Day the World Went Away" is a song by Nine Inch Nails, released in 1999 as the first single from the act's then-forthcoming album The Fragile (1999). Labeled as "Halo 13," The single is the thirteenth official Nine Inch Nails release.
"The Day the World Went Away" charted on the Billboard Hot 100, where it peaked at number 17.

^^see there is both 13 reference (as it is their 13th single and referred to as "halo 13")... and "day" in the title of the song

Anonymous said...

This is who passed that info along. Decide how much time you want to put into deciphering that "puzzle" from a guy who "hasnt steered him wrong in 2 years" and "doesnt work for GV but is very connected"
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-W95F4oLPWj0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAL8/nKkimtwPjOM/s250-c-k/photo.jpg

LockNes said...

Mr. Wiggles,
Did you see this posted on the board today??? I think it's a clue!
Supposedly from JT!
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=513&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1173&bih=611&tbm=isch&tbnid=4U4jhzk25PseBM:&imgrefurl=http://momstart.com/2010/12/think-of-adding-peanut-butter-when-baking-jif-gift-basket-giveaway/&docid=BQLnS-Mmuq66wM&imgurl=http://momstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Jif-Peanut-Butter-Basket.jpg&w=1024&h=683&ei=yOjzUJ7xE8X7rAGapYHoCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=358&sig=107117005888604999099&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=207&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:157&tx=100&ty=53

Anonymous said...

Just heard that Goldenvoice needed to take the millions lost on the cruise out of the "land" Coachella fund, and could no longer afford at least one of the previously confirmed headliners and a few of the more costly subs. They have been scrambling last minute to find less expensive substitutes.

Anonymous said...

^ hence the delay in releasing the lineup, right?

Anonymous said...

You got it.

Anonymous said...

The cruise was really that bad?

Anonymous said...

People don't want to cruise without Skrillex.

Anonymous said...

So who are the headliners? My guess is pheonix daft punk and fun. with deadmau5 blur and yeah yeah yeahs as subs

Anonymous said...

That's actually pretty plausible....

Anonymous said...

If that is the top 6 my guess is
not going

Anonymous said...

I know a guy who went to school with Monklish in New Jersey. She actually has some solid connections with the festival organizers. Strictly legit.

Anonymous said...

you don't know what you're talking about, S. S. Coachella turned out to be a huge success, we should be getting the lineup today or tomorrow hopefully...if not next Monday/Tuesday

Anonymous said...

Did people really bought that fun. bullshit?? Come on now...

A one hit wonder(?) that never played anywhere close to the main stage.. Hell I had to google them and then I realized it was the "we are young" band.

And don't throw the Black Keys argument. They have bigger discog, a longer history with coachella and they played in the main stage (or outdoor stage, I'm not really sure) before.

I can see them playing at the same slot of BLack keys in 2011, but headlining?? No way in hell!!

This seems like something that the advanced minds of PBC plotted just to troll the shit out of everyone. Peanut butter shortage is my guess...

Anonymous said...

I know a lot of people on the Coachella Message boards. most went to fashion school with my girlfriend. they have solid connections in the gay community. those fags are legit.

Anonymous said...

If Jack Johnson can headline so can fun!

If you are okay with Timberlake headlining, then fun is just as good!

FUN

Anonymous said...

Yeah have FUN inserting a giant dildo named the knife in your peanut butter covered ass.

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't Monklish added Fun.?

GV always manage to pull one surprise headliner and Fun. is it this year.

Anonymous said...

Lineup is up. Fun. is headlining Friday:
http://i45.tinypic.com/2d0o20x.jpg

Anonymous said...

FUN AND RIHANNA? WTF? WAY TO FAIL GOLDEN VOICE

Anonymous said...

At this point, I just wish that GV dropp the lineup not because I want to know the bands that I'll be seeing in April, but because I just can't stand lurking at that god forsaken message board. What a waste of time and mental health...

Anonymous said...

"we should be getting the lineup today or tomorrow hopefully...if not next Monday/Tuesday"

FUCK YOU

Anonymous said...

fun. and the Killers will not be playing, let alone headlining. Terrible.

Anonymous said...

Monk any idea when the lineup is coming out? You usually have a nice jump on that and I don't think anyone can handle another blind week

Anonymous said...

The peanut butter is thick today. Can you all do yourselves a favor and quit talking about goddamn fun?

Anonymous said...

Would the PBC be the hip hop headliner? They seem to follow the formula.

Monklish said...

fun. will not be there.

Anonymous said...

The Monklish at 11:35 is an impostor.

Anonymous said...

Actually, that should the correct one. And no way in fuck is fun. playing. Look at their tour morons!

Anonymous said...

11:48
Fun. European tour is postponed. Remember Snoop was confirmed to play Euro festival during Coachella last year? They go where the money is. Fun. will make more from heading Coachella for 2 shows, than pulling their bag round Europe for a month.
Plus rescheduling those Euro to summer puts them in line for Euro festivals as a bonus.

What would you rather do? Headline Coachella or play some clubs in England?

Anonymous said...

I am not a fan of fun. at all, but they put on a fucking great show. Saw them at Sasquatch because my girlfriend liked We Are Young and they killed it. One of the best sets of the weekend.

That being said, if they are there, they will not headline. Subs at VERY best.

That being said, they will not be there.

Anonymous said...

Monk, you cheeky SOB. Your first words in 3 months and all we get is a dispel of the most obvious trolling of the season? Any info on the release? Any info on anything?

Anonymous said...

Best of the weekend was St. Vincent

Anonymous said...

Underworld posted that they have exciting news coming soon...