Thursday, November 10, 2011

November

Active Child
ASAP Rocky
AVICII
Band of Skulls
Battles
Bassnectar
Beardyman
Beirut
Boom Bip
Bon Iver
Childish Gambino
Das Racist
Digitalism
Death Grips
Donavon Frankenreiter
Feist
Four Tet
Holy Ghost!
Justice
Kasabian
Keep Shelly in Athens
Kings of Convenience
LMFAO
M83
My Morning Jacket
Neon Indian
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Pulp
The Civil Wars
The Shins
St Vincent
Swedish House Mafia
The Head and the Heart
The Naked And Famous
Wild Flag

190 comments:

Monklish said...

First. I am not including it, but I have heard that Disco Biscuits might be on the lineup.

Anonymous said...

I hope not. The Disco Biscuits suck.

Anonymous said...

RADIOHEAD? DAFT PUNK? COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

glad you finally decided to "update" aka copy and paste the message boards list!

Anonymous said...

Where on the board were Boom Bip and Donavon Frankenreiter listed?

Anonymous said...

IF THE COACHELLA BOARD PUTS IT UP FIRST YOU SHOULDN'T PUT THEM ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IT ISN'T FAIR TO NOT LET US ACCURATELY JUDGE YOUR PREDICTION ABILITIES.

Anonymous said...

More like where on the board were Active Child, AVICII, Battles, Bassnectar, Beirut, Boom Bip, Bon Iver, Childish Gambino, Das Racist, Digitalism, Donavon Frankenreiter, Feist, Four Tet, Justice, Kings of Convenience, LMFAO, M83, My Morning Jacket, Neon Indian, Pulp, The Civil Wars, The Shins, St Vincent, and Swedish House Mafia confirmed?

The Coachella Board are a bunch of assholes that talk about every single touring act possible, then scream "WE KNEW IT FIRST" based on their own speculation rather than any factual evidence.

Walter J said...

bravo

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING BROTHER KNOWS ACTS LIKE BON IVER AND SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA WILL BE AT COACHELLA.

Anonymous said...

Swedish House Mafia? Didn't we just have those worthless wastes of dick cheese?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

PARTY ROCK ANTHEM BRAH! U JUST GOT ICED! LOLOLOL

guedita said...

Cynically facetious comment.

mclovin_it said...

LET ME CUM IN THAT ASSHOLE. THOSE COACHELLA BOARD FOLKS DON'T KNOW SHIT. THEY WAIT FOR YOU TO POST, COPY, PASTE AND THEN CONFIRM IT AS THEIR OWN.

tyles said...

Non-aggressive reply. Happy to be mentioned.

Boourns said...

Historian-esque comment recalling facts of old. Peppered with a desire to see Pulp or any Asian-female led touring act.

Anonymous said...

^"Clever"

Anonymous said...

I would pay extra money to GV to make sure LMFAO isn't there. Absolute garbage. They deserve no place in Coachella.

Of course, as we know, half these acts are probably wrong and Monklish will edit the post the day before the lineup drops and claim higher accuracy.

Anonymous said...

I like that Monklish commenters and Coachella message board fight with each other. You're both completely pathetic groups.

Anonymous said...

^of course you are a Monklish commenter so I guess you are equally pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I suspect that everyone on here is both. Everyone is equally pathetic!

Mr. Howdy said...

When are some good bands going to appear on the M List?

Anonymous said...

If LMFAOis at coachella this year....you've made a complete joke out of my first coachella. Thanks! You dick sticks

Anonymous said...

Monklish is 100 percent correct!!! Well done once again!!!

Anonymous said...

If LMFAO is at Coachella you just go to another set. Simple fix.

Anonymous said...

Acts I'd see from that list:

Bassnectar
Beirut
Digitalism
Four Tet
Justice
M83
My Morning Jacket
Pulp
Swedish House Mafia

There are going to be bad acts. There are every single year. There have been horrible headliners, there have been horrible sahara acts. Deal with it. LMFAO is exceptionally bad, yes, but just don't go see them. Easy.

Anonymous said...

Understandable. I've been to plenty of other festivals to know that seeing someone else is the solution to the problem. But seriously though? Kinda just brings the essence of coachella down a few notches

Anonymous said...

No Radiohead?
Their first leg of the 2012 tour only goes as far as March and there are no LA dates yet.

Also Roger Waters LA date says TBA which could make him a potential but it could also just mean TBA.

I know most of us want Radiohead and Daft Punk to be on the bill and apparently it's a slim chance but I think it's gonna happen. Why? Because I live in cloud coo coo land.

Anonymous said...

Champagne showers "jerk off motion" is my rebuttal

Anonymous said...

Looks like we have our 2012 Sahara headliners..

Anonymous said...

Roger Waters was scheduled to play at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, but it overlaps with their planned renovation of the stadium, so they are trying to work with their architects to see if the project's phase will allow the concert (and other events) to proceed as scheduled. Most likely they will be canceled and everyone will find another venue (Dodgers Stadium, yawn), thus the TBA. Not because of Coachella, at all.

Anonymous said...

monk, whats up with the headliners?

Anonymous said...

Unrealistic lineup prediction or excessively long post that will be reposted to the forum.

Anonymous said...

You should put willow smith on the line up!!

Anonymous said...

^somebody watched the x-factor. Exposed

Anonymous said...

Davila 666

Anonymous said...

Roger Waters isn't playing the Rose Bowl, he's playing the Colesium.

Anonymous said...

Correct, I just heard them mention the Roger Waters show at the coloseum and tix go on sale soon. He will NOT be at Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Who's "them?"

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk will be at Coachella. Do some research.

Anonymous said...

@ anon 8:27

Research shows that Daft Punk will not be at Coachella. You should start researching LA Rising 2012, that will be their (one and only) LA show.

Stop freaking out about Radiohead, they'll be there.

Expect headliners to play different days of each weekend.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Richard Balls is playing????

Anonymous said...

^Wouldn't it be silly for GV to only book Daft Punk (if they are actually prepared) for LA Rising considering they are trying to sell out a two weekend Coachella this year? I just can't see that happening. If they are available, there's no way GV would pass on booking them.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk isn't playing Coachella or LA Rising.

Daft Punk isn't doing anything anytime soon. Deal with it.

Anonymous said...

Both Swedish House Mafia and Justice will be closing the main stage after the headliners.

Captain Howdy said...

Acts I'd see from that list:

The Naked & Famous

Anonymous said...

^do some research than man
Battles
Bassnectar*
Beirut*
Bon Iver*
Feist
Four Tet*
My Morning Jacket*
Neon Indian
The Shins*
*are bands I've seen before but will gladly see again.
Unless you just really don't like any of the bands on the rumor list so far.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk refuse 2 weekends.

1 LA show, that's it.

See you at LA Rising. I'll be the one saying I told you so.

I always have more tickets than you said...

Yup, LA Rising.

I'll be the one selling you tickets on craigslist.

Anonymous said...

Right. Given that GV has lost use of the Coliseum for LA rising, and the bowl is unavailable, it makes TOTAL sense to waste Daft Punk's draw on a tentative situation.

Paul Tollett said...

I will never put LMFAO and their "Champagne shower" on the list.

N-E-V-E-R

Anonymous said...

Bjork, Radiohead, Daft Punk, PJ Harvey, Queens of The Stone Age, Lemuria? no?

Fishfry said...

PJ Harvey played last year. Also, I really don't understand why coachella board is at war with monklish. If they find something and can provide evidence and confirmation, then someone compiling a list of confirmations would be stupid to not use that information. Monklish is just doing her job and she does it just fine. And if you have problems with that, you should realize that she doesn't owe anything to you. Also, I can't wait to see fucking Four Tet again.

Anonymous said...

@8:12 regarding "who's them?" that said Roger Waters is playing LA.

Try ticketmaster - the show goes on sale monday 11/14. He's playing on 5/19/12 - which means he is not playing coachella.

http://www.ticketmaster.com/search?tm_link=tm_homeA_header_search&=&=&q=roger+waters+

Anonymous said...

I like that you fucking idiots think that because Monklish puts it on the blog, it's confirmed. Nothing is confirmed until the poster comes out. Nothing. Everything up until that point is speculation, word of mouth, and educated guesses based on tour dates/tour rumblings/new albums. THATS IT.

Anonymous said...

Further proof that nothing is confirmed until the lineup drops: On December 30th, Monklish had the following acts on her blog:

Animal Collective
Arcade Fire
Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Best Coast
Bright Eyes
Brodinski
Broken Social Scene
Caifanes
Chromeo
Cold War Kids
Crystal Castles
Cut Copy
Daft Punk
Delorean
Duran Duran
Empire of the Sun
Erick Morillo and Friends
Fleet Foxes
Foals
Four Tet
Free Energy
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Gogol Bordello
Groove Armada
HEALTH
Hello Seahorse
How to Dress Well
Interpol
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Klaxons
Magnetic Man
MEN
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
Nosaj Thing
OMD
Queens of the Stone Age
Robyn
Rusko
Swedish House Mafia
Tame Impala
The Bronx
The Delta Spirit
The Thermals
The Twelves
Titus Andronicus
Tom Tom Club
Toro Y Moi
Warpaint
Wire
Yacht
Zola Jesus


Of those acts, the following WERE NOT on the lineup.
Atlas Sound
Beastie Boys
Brodinski
Daft Punk
Fleet Foxes
Four Tet
Free Energy
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Groove Armada
How to Dress Well
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mew
Neil Young
Neon Indian
OMD
Queens of the Stone Age
Rusko
Swedish House Mafia
The Thermals
Tom Tom Club
Toro Y Moi
Zola Jesus

Anonymous said...

@person pretending to be Paul Tollett: please realize that Paul doesn't book the festival by himself. He doesn't have "final say" over who plays or does not play. His input is valued, but he's far busier running other functions of the festival business than simply lineup construction.

Anonymous said...

goddamn i hope the stone roses make this list. any word on these guys monk?

Anonymous said...

If Monklish's current lineup is indeed correct, who do you guys think will close out the main stage? With SHM selling out MSG instantaneously, they are now (although not in my opinion) a viable candidate to do just so. I'm hoping, along with many others, that it's Justice

Anonymous said...

Justice closing one night, SHM another.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, you think? Leaving Bassnectar, AVICII, and an artist yet to disclosed for the Sahara headliners?

Anonymous said...

The Coachella board is not at war with Monklish. There are a few posters over there that like to poke fun at her because it is quite obvious she does look at the board and get SOME of her info from there. I believe she even used to post there (she did not have the name Monklish, that was someone else). You people posting here make it seem like either side gives a shit about the other. I check these predictions and the predictions there because it's fun, not because it's a fucking competition. Why does everything have to develop into a god damn rivalry?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO or whatever is that band that does that "Shuffling" song right? If they really are there, they won't get more than a 30 - 45 minute set in the Sahara, early day.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO will not be in the Sahara nor would they be an early day act. They suck serious ass, but their popularity probably moves them to another stage later in the day. Not to mention, Coachella is still five months away and they'll probably just get more popular.

Anonymous said...

kind of a ridiculous speculation but perhaps black sabbath?

http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/11/black-sabbath-reunites-for-new-album-massive-tour/

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

LMFAO is not playing the mainstage or the Outdoor. I promise you that. They will be in a tent and it will probably be around 6 pm.

That's if they are actually even playing, which I highly doubt. May as well just book Justin Beiber.

Anonymous said...

radiohead are confirmed. my friend's company is adapting safety equipment for a multiscreen rig with an expandable metal tree rig for their tour. should be about 10 screens total attached to the ends of branches. they're working on high wind safety stuff, so it sounds like they are preparing to play outdoors in windy areas.

Anonymous said...

^
Sounds more like speculation than confirmation.

Anonymous said...

specu-mation

Anonymous said...

HOORAY! No hiphop headliners this year!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe some retards actually think "THE THRONE" is going to headline.

Anonymous said...

Who's talking about The Throne?

Anonymous said...

@213

Or Ed O'Brien said they are doing almost all indoor venues next year. So the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you're saying.

Anonymous said...

Where the hell are people getting this LA Rising 2012 info?

Anonymous said...

http://whiteraverrafting.com/daft-punk-tour-2012/2011/10/23/

suprefan said...

Fact: Radiohead are not playing.

Anonymous said...

Speculation is good thing. You don't know if Radiohead isn't playing and the Daft Punk rumor is just that a rumor.

No hip hop - Amen! Hopefully that's a fact.

Anonymous said...

"Daft Punk is playing next year!" - every clueless fanboy since spring 2008

Anonymous said...

Daft punk is working on a minimal dubstep album.

Anonymous said...

Radiohead is playing.

Anonymous said...

Hi. My name is Anonymous.

I post a lot of nonsense here.

However, if I actually had any inside or credible info to share, I'd use a unique alias. That way I could post after the lineup was released with an obligatory "told you so".

Feel free to disregard anything I have to say in the interim. People don't like me, and this is my only social outlet.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk's next album will be a collaboration with Skrillex.

Anonymous said...

http://whiteraverrafting.com/daft-punk-tour-2012/2011/10/23/

^^LOL

Anonymous said...

It gets worse every time I look at the potential list. BRUTAL list!Two weekends of THIS!!!!

on the other hand.... said...

Mr. or Mrs. 1214, well said....

Captain Howdy said...

Active Child - uninspired M83 copycat (OK, not great)
ASAP Rocky - who the fuck? still wondering if he's a joke
AVICII- dubstep bullshit (the opposite of real music)
Band of Skulls - all the world needs is another shitty Twilight band
Battles - see above
Bassnectar - great, more dubstep bullshit
Beirut - mediocre at best
Boom Bip - not horrible
Bon Iver - can disappear from existence any time now
Childish Gambino - won't even dignify this one with a response
Das Racist - flash-in-the-pan - like two years ago
Digitalism - Shitalism
Donavon Frankenreiter - one glimmer of light
Feist - her voice makes me want to scratch my ears off
Four Tet - Four Shet
Justice - another band that can go away any time now
Kasabian - actually like
Keep Shelly in Athens - stop with the "chill" fuck shit crap already!
Kings of Convenience - no comment
LMFAO - definitely no comment
M83 - "Midnight City" is like crack cocaine for the ears
My Morning Jacket - another not horrible band
Neon Indian - saw them warm up for Sleigh Bells and thought "meh..."
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - refuse to support this d-bag no matter how good his songs are
Pulp - one minor US hit that Captain Kirk sang better
The Civil Wars - not my speed
The Shins - does this mean more Zach Braff sightings?
St Vincent - another glimmer
Swedish House Mafia - had their day with one song, and if I hear that again will go on murdering rampage
The Head and the Heart -new age folk = more boring chill shit
The Naked And Famous - great band and great live
Wild Flag - jury's still out

Anonymous said...

@ ^^^

You're pretty much mentally
retarded.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^and you're sooooo brilliant^^^^

Anonymous said...

Captain Howdy. Shut the fuck up, what have you ever contributed to the world?

Anonymous said...

id like to know what music you deem GOOD, Captain Howdy, cuz at this point it doesnt seem like you appreciate or enjoy music at all...

Anonymous said...

Hey Captain Howdy, Kasabian are shite.

W.J. said...

According to the booking manager for incubus. They have been booked for 2012.

Anonymous said...

Wishlist time. With reasonable expectations..kind of, sort of reasonable.

30 bands (10 per day) that you'd love to see. I'll go first.

Radiohead
Wilco
My Morning Jacket
Belle & Sebastian
The Shins
The Flaming Lips
Fatboy Slim
Basement Jaxx (Live)
The Avalanches
Bloc Party
Bon Iver
Fleet Foxes
James Blake
Feist
Girls
Panda Bear
Bad Religion
Caribou
The Dodos
Four Tet
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Battles
Fucked Up
The Antlers
Fuck Buttons
Seekae
Dosh
Other Lives
Pogo
Youth Lagoon

[HE] said...

Really? Gambino? That is a real slap in the face. Looks like i'll be getting my drink on back at the campgrounds unless theres another good act during his set.

Anonymous said...

["Further proof that nothing is confirmed until the lineup drops: On December 30th, Monklish had the following acts on her blog:"]

Then theres the trump card. Klaxons were on the list and the lineup, but they didn't play.

Anonymous said...

FRI. PEARL JAM, justice
SAT. GUNS N ROSES (original lineup)
SUN. RADIOHEAD, Swedish house mafia

Anonymous said...

monk give us your thoughts :)
you used to communicate with us...

Anonymous said...

DAFT PUNK WILL BE AT COACHELLA!

Anonymous said...

radiohead is playing one weekend, and daft punk the other one. As headliners

Anonymous said...

two more months for the line up to drop!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Radiohead, Pearl Jam, No Doubt. Get used to it.

Anonymous said...

Headliners will be the same for both weekends. That's just stupid and senseless. Some smaller names might end up doing one weekend.

Anonymous said...

.... by stupid and senseless I mean, why the fuck would two of the biggest names be playing opposite weekends. Assuming that either acts play of course.

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Fishfry said...

what is happening

Anonymous said...

with one or two differences of opinion, Captain Howdy is right on target with the quality of bands so far on the list.

Anonymous said...

^You're clearly just as stupid.

Anonymous said...

^^agreed, if this list so far isnt looking promising to you, then youre just a music snobby hipster who wont be missed at another triumphant year of coachella

Anonymous said...

Hey Captain Howdy,

Since when has AVICII been dub step? Your a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

to all the clown fuckers who were pimping rammstein, get fucked.

Anonymous said...

Rammstein isn't playing? But every band that is touring in the spring is confirmed for Coachella!

Anonymous said...

@11:56--"Your a fucking idiot".


Irony.

Anonymous said...

radiohead are 100% confirmed. i'm not personally a big fan but i'm sure that'll make a lot of people happy.

something of interest though is that primavera released their first round of acts and jeff mangum is playing. i never even got my hopes up for him playing coachella since it's a large outdoor fest, but since he's doing primavera that throws that out the window. he hasn't done any west coast shows so this actually might be a possibility...

Anonymous said...

Jeff Mangum is booked to play a quiet, indoor, seated theatre for Primavera.

Seeing as Coachella does not have a quiet, indoor, seated anything, Jeff Mangum will not be performing.

Anonymous said...

Two weekends means Bowie is finally happening.

Anonymous said...

TWO WEEKENDS MEANS FUCK OFF TWICE

Anonymous said...

two wknds means I am going to be taking a LOT of 5HTP...

Anonymous said...

if i remember correctly, nobody believed me when i said that the headliners were radiohead, daft punk and a shitty bro-rock headliner.

daft punk is announcing their 2012 plans soon dicks.

Walter J said...

Daft Punk is not playing.

Anonymous said...

i don't care what you say walter. i have the goddamn facts already.

guedita said...

You mad bro?

Anonymous said...

Captain Howdy is clearly a trolling retard. Maybe a trolling HIPSTER retard. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

angry anon guy might actuallly be right:

daftpunk.com updated their website for the first time in ages this morning from the old electroma page to a new daftpunk logo.

Anonymous said...

@ anon 12:03...why don't you tell us the third headliner the shitty bro rock headliner. IF you KNOW Radiohead and Daft Punk then I would have to believe you know the 3rd as well. So...you don't know shit

Anonymous said...

dude, i have no clue who the third headliner is. i know it's some shitty bro rock band, so your choices are coldplay, foo fighters or red hot chili peppers who all suck. it's not no doubt who also sucks.

Anonymous said...

@1049...yes me too.

Anonymous said...

Add Robyn to your list Monklish. I know that she's booked as a repeat act.

Monklish said...

Added a few names:

Beardyman
Death Grips
Holy Ghost!

Anonymous said...

QOTSA > Foo Fighters > Justice

There's your Friday night guys.

Anonymous said...

I have no inside information. I have no reason to "know" anything. I promise Daft Punk will not be there. It makes no sense that they'd be there. We do this EVERY YEAR with Daft Punk and they've never come CLOSE to playing since 06.

I say this becuase I know people who got sucked into the rumors last year, and ended up really disappointed. Monk and Coachellaleaks reported them last year. It's not happening.

Anonymous said...

I have no inside information. I have no reason to "know" anything. I promise Daft Punk will not be there. It makes no sense that they'd be there. We do this EVERY YEAR with Daft Punk and they've never come CLOSE to playing since 06.

I say this becuase I know people who got sucked into the rumors last year, and ended up really disappointed. Monk and Coachellaleaks reported them last year. It's not happening.

Anonymous said...

coachellaleaks.com was always full of shit. they didn't even bother to renew their website this year.

Anonymous said...

Wild Beasts Friday 8:10 Gobi both weekends!

Anonymous said...

they haven't booked tent times, yet. you're full of shit.

Anonymous said...

They haven't booked ANY times yet! You're also an idiot!

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who leaked Robyn earlier. Die Antwoord are also booked.

Anonymous said...

Oh and James Murphey, too.

Anonymous said...

Fuck yes beardyman is a genius!

Anonymous said...

if Avicii isn't shitty dubstep then your mother licks your grandma's scabby twat.

Anonymous said...

Monk? I think you forgot some people. Go ahead and claim it as your if you want.

Afrojack
Animals as Leaders
Arctic Monkeys
Bag Raiders
Baths
Beat Connection
Caribou
The Cribs
Cymbals Eat Guitars
Deer Tick
Florence + the Machine
Foster the People
Gold Panda
Grouplove
James Blake
The Horrors
Little Dragon
The Maccabees
Manchester Orchestra
Memory Tapes
Miami Horror
Modest Mouse
MSTRKRT
MuteMath
Radiohead
The Rapture
Shit Robot
Skrillex
Surfer Blood
The Vaccines
We Were Promised Jetpacks
Wolfgang Gartner
The xx

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about Arctic Monkeys anymore.

Anonymous said...

stop using anything that gets into the water....


including, but not limited to:
toilet paper
cosmetics (if u have to shave, go ahead)
pills
hair gel
shampoo
soap
chemicals

plant trees, judge not

Anonymous said...

Jeremiah from Modest Mouse is currently recording my friend's band's album. So I personally know that Modest Mouse isn't playing. I'd assume that the rest of your list is a lie (although you'll probably be correct on some of your guesses).

Anonymous said...

^Aren't they about to do a festival in South America?

Anonymous said...

Played in Brazil yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Not "currently recording" as in "this very moment". And I'm not claiming that recording cuts into their shows at all. It's just a question that's been asked and an answer that's been given.

ROLLIN with my homies!!! said...

so @12:03, if we are to believe your claims that it is Radiohead, Daft Punk and a "shitty bro rock headliner" - who is the shitty bro-rock headliner??

My guess is, that is IF you are correct, that it is either one of the following for the shitty bro rock headliner"

FOO FIGHTERS
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
INCUBUS (cause that is a current and legit rumor, really)
LINKIN PARK
METALLICA
RAGE

Anonymous said...

^No way Incubus or LP would ever headline.

Since when did Rage suck?

Anonymous said...

Rage has been whoring out the same live act for 5+ years. I'd say that qualifies them as "suck".

MLR said...

You should add Young the Giant and GROUPLOVE.

Source: by logical, their 2012 tour dates.

Anonymous said...

Rage Against the Machine aren't headliners anymore. Same live show, no new material.

This is obvious to everyone outside of Los Angeles.

Anonymous said...

^Oh ok. So bands need new material to be a good live act. That makes sense.

I'll give the Stooges the memo, oh wait...

Anonymous said...

Did you really just compare Rage to Iggy and the Stooges?

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Anonymous said...

Rage Against the Machine isn't relevant anymore, brozef. Get over it.

Anonymous said...

Vaccines are in Austria weekend one. Try again.

Anonymous said...

I think he was saying Iggy doesn't need a new live show because they are obviously an amazing live act. Sarcasm perhaps?

And for what it's worth Rage still kicks serious ass live. LA Rising even further established the fact.

It's Foo Fighters guys, deal with it.

Anonymous said...

@1236 the only one that is even feasible on your list is Foo Fighters, bc if it came down to them and RHCP Coachella would book the first-time headliner. And you know Foos would JUMP at the chance to play Coachella. I tend to think the bro-rock headliner is going to be No Doubt.

If Coachella does get Radiohead to play maybe they would stoop to such a level as adding Foos as a headliner one day, but I do tend to think GV is above them. If it was RH/DP nobody would give a shit who the third headliner would be.

But it's not Daft Punk and it only might be Radiohead. A lot of information is pointing to neither.

Anonymous said...

ASAP ASAP

Anonymous said...

lol "LA Rising." So, they're capable of rocking out in front of their home town? Awesome. They're still irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

No Doubt is "bro rock?"

Anonymous said...

If Rage booked shows in LA, Kentucky, and NYC, each would sell out and each would be a great show. Calling them irrelevant is just silly. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

^Agreed. Rage could book a sell out show in any US city even today.

Anonymous said...

No Doubt is definitely not "bro" rock.

Anonymous said...

Who will be the token screamo band?

Cap'n Howdy said...

No Doubt is ho rock, no rock, blow rock. Choose your cunting metaphor, as long as it means shit.

Cap'n Howdy said...

... and go buy your weekend slut clothes from the Gwen Stuff-ani line at your local fascist retail Target chain.

Anonymous said...

One could only hope we can have a Gavin Rosdale guest appearance. His head might be a machine, but it's still beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I'd tie up Gwen in my campsite and make her watch me skull fuck her hubby's bleeding eye sockets.

Anonymous said...

monk monk, gives us at least the sub-headliners

Anonymous said...

Don't people think that Stones are a serious option?? They were almost signed last year and then it didn't happen. But they ARE going on tour this year for their 50th anniversary. I could see it happening. Would be sooooooo cool

Anonymous said...

lol @ rage headlining in 2012.

Anonymous said...

It's pretty lulzy that RATM is being seriously discussed.

Anonymous said...

Do you know how stupid this is?: My source told me it's Daft Punk and Radiohead headlining (the two biggest gets at Coachella) but won't tell me who the third headliner is other than it's "bro rock".

Some people will believe anything.

Anonymous said...

No one was even discussing them being a HL, the discussion was about them not sucking live. Only one idiot mentioned them in his stupid "bro" list. Read.

Anonymous said...

The Knife just signed on to play Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Real Estate will be there

Anonymous said...

Real Estate will be there

Anonymous said...

Realz Estate will be there.

Anonymous said...

Sunny Day Real Estate wants the second half of their name back.

Anonymous said...

People still care about RATM?

coachella friend said...

Roger Waters the Wall
the Shins,My Morning Jacket,Tv on the Radio,Rihanna,Skrillex

Daft Punk
Pulp,Justice,Feist,Florence & the Machine, Band of Skulls, Aphex Twin


Radiohead
Queens of the Stone Age,Iggy Pop & the Stooges,Swedish House Mafia,Cyress Hill,Foster the People

Anonymous said...

Roger Waters the Wall
the Shins,My Morning Jacket,Tv on the Radio,the Cranberries,Rihanna,Skrillex,

Daft Punk
Pulp,Justice,Feist,Florence & the Machine, Band of Skulls, wolfmother, Aphex Twin


Radiohead
Queens of the Stone Age,Iggy Pop & the Stooges,Swedish House Mafia,Cypress Hill,Foster the People,Nas

Anonymous said...

^ If that really is the lineup...that is the best coachella to date and for me would be dreamchella.

That being said, I would be happy with 1/3 of that lineup

Anonymous said...

"Sunny Day Real Estate wants the second half of their name back" -> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Anonymous said...

Radiohead, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, My Morning Jacket, Pulp, Garbage, Swedish House Mafia, Drake, Justice, TV on the Radio, The Shins, A Tribe Called Quest, Feist, Beirut, Lykke Li, The Knife, Bassnectar, Foster the People, Kasabian, Avicii

Marcos Legaspi said...

you should add Metronomy.


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MaXiMuS501 said...

Might as well add Metronomy now. Playing in SF on April 12th.

Jon said...

Hey i'm not sure if this is where you post the information, but I bought Derwin (GOLD PANDA) a beer after his show at the Crocodile in Seattle last month and asked if he was playing Coachella. He said he was invited and is playing....

So there is that... Gold Panda is playing...

Anonymous said...

tyler the creator is playing