Friday, December 6, 2013

40

A Perfect Circle
AlunaGeorge
Arcade Fire
Atlas Genius
Austra
Bastille
Beck
Broken Bells
Chance the Rapper
CHVRCHES
Classixx
Darkside
Death From Above 1979
Disclosure
Ellie Goulding
Empire of the Sun
Failure
Fuck Buttons
Grouplove
Guided By Voices
Jack U
Lana Del Rey
Lorde
Mogwai
Neutral Milk Hotel
Odd Future
Outkast
Pixies
Poolside
Ratatat
Rudimental
Sam Smith
Sleater Kinney
STRFKR
St Lucia
The 1975
The Knife
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Volcano Choir

683 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Who didn't get monk's tits this year?

Anonymous said...

Only 40 names and it's almost January. Monk is a joke this year.

Anonymous said...

Monklish is Suprefan in digital drag.

Anonymous said...

New post, please. Takes too long to scroll through the comments on a mobile device.

Anonymous said...

There won't be a new post until the lineup is out. No doubt with many of these acts not there.

Anonymous said...

A Perfect Circle, Death from Above 1979 and Tori Amos are not playing.

Anonymous said...

Tool and Nine Inch Nails are co-headlining a night.
Zedd and Calvin Harris are bringing the bro beats.
Ride is not reuniting.
Hole is not reuniting (at Coachella, anyway).
Sleater-Kinney is reuniting.
A band that nobody has mentioned in this thread is reuniting.
Daft Punk is not playing.
Pharrell might.
The cruise is never happening again.
Lineup is set to drop on the 7th.
David Bowie is not appearing.
St. Vincent will be there to watch Sleater-Kinney and guest with The National, but will not be doing a set.
The Avalanches are not playing.
Boards of Canada are not playing.
The Knife is playing.
The Yuma Tent will be larger.

Anonymous said...

^ source or.. well... source?

Anonymous said...

@9:57

idkwbibh

Fig Knewton said...

its interesting, i keep making posts about bowie appearing as the Reflektors and it keeps getting taken down... this is the 2nd time

Fig Knewton said...

^^^I swear on my life I dont know how this shit gets out. Kudos. Not sure where the leak is these days. Was really hoping that people would be pleasantly surprised by what they finally pulled off. Bowie. But his name will not be on the poster and neither will Arcade's for that matter. I saw numerous posts hinting at this, but it's true. It will no say David Bowie and the Reflektors either. It will simply say The Reflektors. That is it. It will be similar to Dre and Snoop doing their show with tons of guests. It will be the closest a headliner at Chell has ever ran their set like a Bonnaroo set. People showing up and jumping in on Arcade songs and people doing their own songs. And with Bowie, James Murphy, Tyler Pope and others onstage there will be plenty of catalogues to choose from. Also people from the fest will be jumping in... Westerberg, Mike Campbell from the Heartbreakers... to name a few...

its gonna make headlines and Coachella will never top it. Mark my words.

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Anonymous said...

your shitty post is still there at the bottom of the previous shitty page. gfys.

Anonymous said...

"A band that nobody has mentioned in this thread is reuniting."

Oadis? Cocteau Twins? Slowdive? Lush? Operation Ivy? Quicksand? Veruca Salt? Culture Club? Q and not U? Fugazi? Alternative TV? Sneaker Pimps? Eric B & Rakim? Beta Band? Felt?

Anonymous said...

The Kinks obviously

Anonymous said...

A tribe called quest will be there

Anonymous said...

A Tribe Called Quest just split. Shame they were never booked.

Anonymous said...

The other reunion is 100% Veruca Salt.

Anonymous said...

Veruca Salt is reuniting but they aren't playing Coachella.

Anonymous said...

Cibo Matto?

Anonymous said...

No, not Cibo Matto.

Anonymous said...

The National is NOT playing.

Anonymous said...

Foster the People, fun. and Lily Allen are coming back for their second strike at Coachella, but nobody here is naming this acts

Anonymous said...

Fuck no.

Anonymous said...

Madonna's Sahara Tent set in 2006 was billed as a tour preview.

Anonymous said...

Lush?

Anonymous said...

Monklish should post her tits

Anonymous said...

Would the kinks headline if they play?

Anonymous said...

The kinks wouldnt headline even if it was the 60s, you sir are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Monk, if you update by the end of the day I'll give you the best pussy eat of your life.

Anonymous said...

Lineup will be out next week

Anonymous said...

brilliant deduction.

Anonymous said...

FigNewton, how sure about this are you? It would be incredible but, for starters, would they really just bill it as "The Reflektors" and leave it at that?

Anonymous said...

"Lineup is set to drop on the 7th."

@9:57 called it. Who is the surprise reunion?

Anonymous said...

@3:55 And how do YOU know that the National is not playing?

Anonymous said...

Dad Rockchella

Anonymous said...

Lineup's up
http://i43.tinypic.com/dx1l37.png

Anonymous said...

@6:18

Because they are playing on Tuesday 25 March at Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

That's why.

Anonymous said...

@11:24- It looks like your link has been deleted.

Anonymous said...

The surprise reunion is Michael Jackson and Bubbles the Chimp's anus.

Chingon said...

Hello,

I've talked with a GV very good friend and now I have what appears to be the definite line up. He said that GV is trying to book one more act.

Outkast
Nin
Muse/Arcade fire

Anonymous said...

Wow so they might have 5 total acts?

Would Chingon be playing?

Chingon said...

8:06pm - dont think so I wont be playing this year cause I'll be fondling your mamma

Chingy said...

I'll be right thurr

Anonymous said...

Every fucking person in this page have a friend who is an emplyee/intern at Goldenvoice.

Anonymous said...

the lack of updates on this page is absurd.

Anonymous said...

Especially since the lineup is coming out next week.

Anonymous said...

it seems like this is the last year monk will be doing this.

Anonymous said...

Chance the rapper will for sure be there this year.

Anonymous said...

Lineup ain't comin out next week. Don't get your hopes up

Anonymous said...

The Magician: https://www.facebook.com/coachella/posts/10152110004226648

Anonymous said...

Monklish, can we get one last post before the lineup reveal on Monday?

Anonymous said...

Monk's sources went MIA this year.

Anonymous said...

Lineup will be out early next week and it looks like monks "sources" vanished this year.

Anonymous said...

Nina Kraviz

Anonymous said...

Suprefan quit being Monklish because Thrice isn't playing.

Anonymous said...

does that mean spooks will go away once he realizes thursday isn't coming back.

Anonymous said...

c'mon, monklish

Anonymous said...

seriously. there should just be one quick update before the lineup which is obviously right around the corner. credibility will be lost otherwise.

Anonymous said...

The Internet: https://www.facebook.com/coachella/posts/10152110638586648

Anonymous said...

Why don't they ever post videos of good artists during this nonsense?

Anonymous said...

I can't wait until they post the video from Jamie Mallett Jr.

Anonymous said...

@8:28, Monday morning they will post OutKast

Anonymous said...

Monklish just posted a list titled "60" but it's gone now. Hole and Boards of Canada were listed.

Anonymous said...

how many times do you think people are going to fall for that crap?

LockNes said...

I'd add Jack White to consideration as a 1st sub or Co-headliner. His Lolla set was great two years ago with him pulling songs from all his bands.
http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/01/jack-white-is-finishing-his-next-album/

Anonymous said...

The headline of this site should change to

Most accuate Coachella speculation source 2008-2013

or

Laziest Coachella speculation source 2014

Anonymous said...

But is Monklish hot?

Anonymous said...

let's just say she has a shitty personality.

Anonymous said...

Muse
The National - The Knife - Neutral Milk Hotel - Sleigh Bells

OutKast
Queens of the Stone Age - Pixies - Ellie Goulding - Empire of the Sun

Arcade Fire
The Replacements - Beck - Sleater Kinney - Arctic Monkeys

Anonymous said...

Prediction: The line-up will be the worst it has ever been. At this point why not just have Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Madonna, Outkast, and the Gomez and Bieber thing and just put a knife in Coachella for good! This from a 8x veteran who will not be going back! It has become a trendy fashion parade that has outlived its usefulness, and someone needs to start a new festival that is what Coachella use to be.

And these bands will not be there: Lush, Cocteau Twins, Ride, Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, Elastica, Depeche Mode,

Anonymous said...

^ you dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

Maybe your musical taste is not evolving...its a fluid thing man. The lineup is always fantastic Other than last years lackluster headliners, although I would have loved to see blur or the stone roses, so basically fuck off.

Anonymous said...

^Are you actually going to say music is evolving? Sure it is! But I guess I just don't get the bullshit that is out there today. Oh, wait, there is nothing to get. It's all just one big dance move....what a joke!

Anonymous said...

RIP Monklish

Anonymous said...

Coachella booked The Neighbourhood last year.

Anonymous said...

OutKast
Queens of the Stone Age - Foster the People - Fatboy Slim - Empire of the Sun - Lorde

Tool - Nine Inch Nails
Beck - Pixies - Neutral Milk Hotel - The Knife - Zedd

Arcade Fire
The Replacements - The National - Avicii - M.I.A. - Chic featuring Nile Rodgers

Anonymous said...

coachella already confirmed the magician, glitch mob, bombino and the internet...could at least update with those monk

Anonymous said...

what's the point in monklish telling us acts already confirmed by the festival itself are playing?

Anonymous said...

every single name monklish has ever posted comes from the coachella board or suprefan's guesses.

Anonymous said...

Coachella's facebook just posted a video of R Kelly pissing on Lorde.

Anonymous said...

So, is this site dead....? "40" is a fraction of previous years, So I guess Monk's sources haven't come thru.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk is no longer cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMn4gR4o0HQ

Anonymous said...

It's Raining Monklish

Anonymous said...

@2:24 it's supposed to be a comprehensive list isn't it? Due for an update that's all I'm saying

Anonymous said...

GET OFF YOUR ASS

Anonymous said...

So it really is Daft Punk, Arcade Fire, and Outkast.

Anonymous said...

it's been a month, monk!

Anonymous said...

monk abandoned us to become an actual monk

Anonymous said...

Outkast
Daft Punk presents RAM Live
The Reflektors ft. David Bowie

Anonymous said...

give us an update.

Anonymous said...

Lineup aint comin til 1/28. Deal with it suckers

Anonymous said...

I'm so over Coachella. It was THE thing 2006 and before but it's just gone down hill since then.

Anonymous said...

Lineup within 24-36 hours. Tickets on sale this Friday. A Coachella commercial will air during the Grammys. That's all I got.

Anonymous said...

Where's the last minute lineup update on the night before the poster drops?

Anonymous said...

Why would a Coachella commercial air during the Grammys? If tickets go on sale this Friday, they'll be sold out before the Grammys.

Anonymous said...

The Knife is confirmed. Check their eMusic profile.

Anonymous said...

The Dead Weather is also confirmed.

kahaha said...

the negros can only do sports, not music

MC ARQUITECTURA said...

300... and still only 40 names

Anonymous said...

@12:38 Because ROBOTS like to stand out and be announced exclusively. Coachella is going to sell out with or without Daft being on that bill. And daft, being Daft, they are getting a late exclusive announcement separate from all others (ala Prince in 08). Though this time the late arrival of the lineup addition is not related to money still being figured out like it was in 08, this time it is them wanting to be them... It will be sold out and then the announcement will be a damn bonus to those that already have tickets, like in 12 when Eminem and others were announced to be part of Dre's set.

Anonymous said...

Monklish was deported.

Anonymous said...

@1:42 I can't believe I'm gullible enough to believe it but it totally sounds like a DP move. If it doesn't happen I hope you get gonorrhea though.

MC ARQUITECTURA said...

DAFT PUNK/MUSE
ARCADE FIRE
OUTKAST

Anonymous said...

Muse is gonna get Portisheaded by Daft Punk with a surprise announcement during the Grammys. FACT.

Paul Tollett said...

You guys are funny

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS THE LINEUP

Real Deal said...

Here's a fact assholes: Daft Punk isn't playing this year.

Here's another fact:
Outkast
NIN/Muse
Arcade Fire

Anonymous said...

^In your butt. Pull it out.

LockNes said...

Outkast
NIN/Muse
Arcade Fire

If that's the lineup, no one should have a reason to bitch.

Anonymous said...

unless you go for the smaller font acts and not the headliners.

MalcomJamalDoucheBag said...

Puff Daddy & The Family will be headlining. With hologram Notorious B.I.G.

Anonymous said...

@2:34 its bs,6:19 is really close

Anonymous said...

i should kill myself for refreshing this godforsaken comment page so much

Anonymous said...

HERE IT IS http://i41.tinypic.com/o602lx.jpg

Anonymous said...

not even close

Anonymous said...

Next week. Sorry

Anonymous said...

Monklish, who is the third headliner?

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling 5:51 is telling us the truth.

Anonymous said...

Lineup is out tonight!! FACT

Anonymous said...

Muse, more like Snooze. amirite?

Anonymous said...

Future Islands just posted. The Bonobo video was exciting, but everything else has been pretty meh so far.

Anonymous said...

Pitbull & Flo Rida

Anonymous said...

Update already. Salvage whatever scrap of credibility you may still have.

soon said...

Not tonight

Anonymous said...

Lots of comments about slow response times on the website. Maybe tonight...

Anonymous said...

Yeah...site is definitely slow.

Anonymous said...

The lineup is shit.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT! It's up!

Didn't see that Rihanna/Drake co-headlining slot coming, but the rest of the lineup is amazing! BOARDS OF FUCKING CANADA!!!

Anonymous said...

^ pathetic

Anonymous said...

update, tranny

Anonymous said...

Site is slow, I had to click on the Coachella link about the GO video numerous times before it took me to the real page. I'd say midnight pacific.

Anonymous said...

Motorhead bitches!

Anonymous said...

Finally some rawk musik.

Anonymous said...

Muse/Iron Maiden
Arcade Fire
Outkast

Paul Tollett said...

You're right

Anonymous said...

Where is the fucking lineup?

Anonymous said...

Where is the fucking lineup?

Anonymous said...

Lostprophets confirmed

Anonymous said...

guess what

Anonymous said...

I'll bite...what?

Anonymous said...

I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL

Anonymous said...

Future Islands was leaked yesterday before lunch and nothing yet today. Will Motorhead be the last leak? Lineup tonight? Tomorrow? So many questions...

Anonymous said...

I'll say it again. Next week. Don't get your hopes up for anything tonight. Get some sleep

Anonymous said...

LINEUP IS OFFICIALLY DROPPING TODAY/TONIGHT btw. I know, I know...there's no reason for anyone to believe me, any mention of my inside GV sources will immediately be met with anger & skepticism, rightfully so considering all the crying wolf on here. but a little credit when I'm proven to be right would be most appreciated. :) p.s. I don't know the time, was just told today's the day...I'd expect nighttime obviously tho, as that's when it always happens.

Anonymous said...

If 1:19 is right I hope it is well before midnight CST. Trying to stay up this week is starting to take its toll.

Anonymous said...

It’s too quiet, I don’t like it.

Anonymous said...

FACT: Monk got a fancy little cease and desist this year from GV and THAT is why you are not hearing form little Monky poo...

They caught on as to how she was gathering info and it turned out to be illegal and required some server snooping on her part. You will not be hearing from Monk again, I can promise you that.

Anonymous said...

AND I'M SO HOT CUZ I'M IN HELL

Anonymous said...

count on 1/20

Anonymous said...

MONK IS A HACKER!

the legend grows..

Anonymous said...

if gv got a cease and desist order we'd know the identity of monklish.

so who is it?

Anonymous said...

major lulz at 1:19 & 1:29

Anonymous said...

tonight is the night. kroq just teased it.

Anonymous said...

"Server snooping"

Bitch, please. Every single name she has ever posted came from the board or suprefan.

Anonymous said...

OutKast
Beck Neutral Milk Hotel M.I.A. Zedd Empire of the Sun

Muse NIN
Florence & the Machine Calvin Harris Basement Jaxx The Knife

Arcade Fire
The Replacements Foster the People Avicii MGMT Aphex Twin

Anonymous said...

Outkast // tool-muse // atoms for peace

Arcade fire is not playing. Daft punk is not playing.

Anonymous said...

the fact that ANYONE thinks that Atoms For Peace would headline solely on a night thus forcing Muse and TOOL to CO-headline??? it HILARIOUS
they have ONE album and it did not do that well and they just played the Bowl too recently... I could see Atoms co-headlining with an EDM act like Skrillex and Deadmau5 ... but if u think that a band like TOOL who has like the LARGEST fanbase ever would co-headline??? when they have already HEADLINED twice and Muse has done it once??? its not gonna happen... atoms woud co-headline first... the only people that ever DID co-headline were two that did not deserve to actually headline at the time (the strokes and kanye)... co-headline would only be used for someone who barely is considered a headliner or for someone who would share with an EDM act (which the latter has yet to happen btw even during EDM's huge boom of the last couple years).... but i promise u that two bands with rabid fanbases like TOOL or Muse would not co-headline... TOOL has been huge wayyyy longer than Muse... and muse is on fire with the young female fanbase that populates coachella these days... their agents would not have it happen where they would share a bill...

Anonymous said...

I GUESS SOMEONE FORGOT THAT TOOL CO-HEADLINED A DAY AT THE FIRST COACHELLA LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

sbjungle said...

this is 1:19pm again...told you, bitches. they're announcing it on KROQ any minute now. hey "major lulz" @ 3:45pm...bet you feel like a fuckin' moron, huh? suck it.

Anonymous said...

wow no last monk post...lame she's officially cooked lineup is out in minutes

Fig Knewton said...

lineup is out

muse and arcade and outkast

JUST like i said

maybe next yr u bitches will listen...

LOOK AT THE NAME... fig KNEWton... cause I KNEW!!!!!!!!!!

suck ittttttt...

Replacements are on!!! OMG!!!

LockNes said...

Nice work figgy maybe you should start a blog for next year. Monk is obviously done.

Anonymous said...

DJ Falcon AND Pharell...



































































THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY ADDING DAFT PUNK.

Anonymous said...

This blog is dead. Bye monk.

Anonymous said...

And to all of the coach board members with "inside information, you clearly don't know shit and that makes me very happy :)

Pretending is fun huh?

Anonymous said...

Fig, you specifically said that Arcade Fire would be billed as the Reflektors. And where the FUCK is Bowie? This sucks.

Anonymous said...

Fig, you specifically said that Arcade Fire would be billed as the Reflektors. And where the FUCK is Bowie? This sucks.

Anonymous said...

Ok then. Guess you didn't get it ALL right then, Fig.

Anonymous said...

The Illuminati got Monklish :(

Anonymous said...

The index website is down.. time to shuffle the lineup.

Anonymous said...

^Just saw that. Could be a big addition there at the top of Saturday...

Anonymous said...

Do you guys honestly think Daft Punk will be added like last time?

Anonymous said...

Yes, we all honestly think so. Monk, on the other hand, is brain dead and "it" doesn't think anymore

Anonymous said...

I went to Warped Tour and saw Suprefan give Monklish a Rod Carew.

Anonymous said...

So will daft punk be announced this weekend?

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk commercial to air during Grammys announcing tour... Kickoff date? TWO SATURDAYS IN APRIL IN INDIO... Look for them to be added to Moogfest too (First annual electro fest in North Carolina - Look it up, looks amazing... And tho I don't know, I'm sure Bonnaroo landed them too). Daft's gonna be added to Sat night and close that day after Muse but will be billed as co-headliner like Kanye & Strokes in '11 ... They've had EDM acts close after legit headliners before ala Swedish House closing MainStage after Black Keys in '12 and Tiesto closing MainStage after RHCP in '07 and Chemical Brothers closing MainStage after Kings Of Leon in '11). Explains the weak Muse rebooking only 4 yrs after their last Sat headlining performance in '10 if u ask me, as not that many bands would wanna get shoved off their headlining slot and lose all the attention that their return would inevitably get. BUT I feel that Muse will always come back and be grateful cause they are also kinda homegrown ala Arcade - Muse was after all once on the bottom of the lineup back in like 04 just like Arcade was in 05 both climbed their way up to sub-headliner and full-on headliner quickly after that every couple yrs... Also Kate Hudson met lead singer Matthew Bellamy at the festival and he left his wife for her... So there's prob another reason it prob wasn't hard to ask them back only to be bumped after the announcement, as its like their special mtg place... Shit they prob asked themselves to come back (Muse just toured and ended said tour almost a year ago... It's such an odd booking and they have no new album this year). Also explains why both Pharrell and DJ Falcon are also on The bill (both are on Random Access Memories with DP)! Boom! U watch...

Anonymous said...

^^^i can vouch that DP is being added!! Didnt know it would be announced this wknd though!! DP has been in long beach filming TONS of footage for something.. It's for a stage show I can tell u that..

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk rumors are obnoxious. This is the only place on the entire internet that still believes that Daft Punk will play Coachella in 2014 (I checked). Daft Punk is playing Wango Tango.

Anonymous said...

Robin Thicke to join Pharrell onstage. Welcome to Coachella 2014.

Anonymous said...

Thicke will be wearing a leather jacket and a motorcycle helmet. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

So what happened to that Grammy commercial?

Anonymous said...

ROBOTS are INVADING Coachella
website is acting funky… go look yourself!
ANNOUNCEMENT IMMINENT

hope u got tix
cause resale is about to go UP nigggggaz

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh is this really going to happen?!
What are the chances. The site is acting funny

Anonymous said...

Why is the coachella website acting funky? Anyone have any idea?

Fig Knewton said...

THREE acts being added to Coachella....

just wait.....

any ideas who they are people?

Hmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Oh, hi Fig. So do you still think Bowie is playing with AF? Didn't you say they'd be billed as the Reflektors. Baffles me that if Bowie was such a planned thing that they wouldn't go ahead and bill him. Three names to be added, eh?

Anonymous said...

NiN
Run the Jewels
Massive Attack

RW said...

http://postimg.org/image/krztmzjg3/

Anonymous said...

I guess Monk died. Good run while it lasted.

Anonymous said...

very tough to figure out what is the third headliner, prob something dark like TOOL or Rage, but they just locked up Coldplay and Beyonce for next year.

Anonymous said...

TOOL
Coldplay
Beyonce is prob what they are headed toward, as U2 is backing out
U2 will be replaced by coldplay

beyonce is happening
TOOL album will be late fall and are headlining

Anonymous said...

2015:
Foo Fighters
Tiesto Interpol Fun.

Coldplay
Pitbull Death Cab for Cutie Avicii

Tool
Hole Frank Ocean Gotye

Anonymous said...

being booked for next year:

andrew bird, clap your hands say yeah, avicci, deadmau5, modeselektor, beyonce, coldplay, TOOL, antlers, jack white

Anonymous said...

Pitbull? are u a fucking IDIOT? And Gotye as a SUB all after he had ONE fucking hit? #FAIL #KILLYOURSELF

Anonymous said...

@10:22, been to Coachella lately? Pitbull's crowd would be 3x bigger than that of Radiohead, David Bowie, or The Smiths.

Anonymous said...

Foster the People subbed after one hit, Phoenix headlined after two.

Friend of a friend said...

Beyonce signed on this week. No other headliners have been booked.

Anonymous said...

Cypress hill is doing outdoor theater
Beyonce is booked for headliner
Adele turned it down again
they are after Pearl Jam and TOOL for other two headliners

Anonymous said...

Pitbull signed on last week to be this year's Pharrell. Expect appearances from the likes of Shakira, Flo Rida, Ne Yo, Afrojack, Ke$ha, Nayer, Hennifaa Yopez, T-Pain, Marc Anthony, Akon and Lil Jon

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