Friday, December 6, 2013

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A Perfect Circle
AlunaGeorge
Arcade Fire
Atlas Genius
Austra
Bastille
Beck
Broken Bells
Chance the Rapper
CHVRCHES
Classixx
Darkside
Death From Above 1979
Disclosure
Ellie Goulding
Empire of the Sun
Failure
Fuck Buttons
Grouplove
Guided By Voices
Jack U
Lana Del Rey
Lorde
Mogwai
Neutral Milk Hotel
Odd Future
Outkast
Pixies
Poolside
Ratatat
Rudimental
Sam Smith
Sleater Kinney
STRFKR
St Lucia
The 1975
The Knife
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Volcano Choir

703 comments:

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Anonymous said...

AEG doesn't like to book women unless they are pop stars, so cross off a lot of those names.

Anonymous said...

Daft Punk

Stephanie Brown said...

Friday:
Calvin Harris, Lana Del Rey
Death Cab for Cutie, Missy Elliott, CHVRCHES, Dillon Francis, Lush

Saturday:
Guns N Roses
Disclosure, The Roots, Sia, Jack U, M83, Beach House, Grimes

Sunday:
LCD Soundsystem
A Tribe Called Quest, Wilco, Ellie Goulding, Major Lazer, Sufjan Stevens

Anonymous said...

No cigar

Chingon said...

If Lana del Rey headlines the festival, coachella will be dead

Anonymous said...

The order and days are wonky, but 3 a.m. is 100% right about the headliners and 80% right about the others.

Have fun dealing with all the shithead, rapist bros and vapid basic bitches.

Anonymous said...

OK so Friday is one of the best days in Coachella history. If you'd have told me 1 year ago that Friday would have LCD, Sufjan and Underworld I would flat-out have not believed it.

Sunday is a joke. I never thought they'd top Drake as worst headliner ever but they managed to do it this year. I'm still in the "bargaining" phase of denial.

Anonymous said...

Sunday is far from a joke and rounds out the best Coachella lineup of the two weekend era.

Sia will be incredible and could have easily been the headliner, especially considering she'll be a U.S. exclusive. Major Lazer and Calvin Harris, like them or not, have earned their positions on the poster and will both be ridiculous main stage dance parties that will be light years beyond the shameful atrocity that was Drake in 2015. Remember when Madonna came out! ahahaha...ha.

And then there's Death Grips, Beach House, Deafheaven, Rancid, Digweed, Young Fathers, fucking Kamasi Washington, and on and on.


Anonymous said...

The whole "they're popular, so they're acceptable" argument is bullshit regarding the likes of Calvin Harris. Coachella 1999 wasn't headlined by Limp Bizkit and Creed.

Anonymous said...

DAVID BOWIE HOLOGRAM IN 2017

Anonymous said...

^ Fuck off you worthless piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Monklish hologram, too?

Anonymous said...

did anyone ever figure out how Monk even got all her tips and leads? It had to be in a pretty illegal way, as the rumor is she was served with a cease and desist and them BAM! Gone... So how was she getting this stuff anyway?!

Anonymous said...

One of her last (if not the last) pre-lineup posts was also deleted.

Anonymous said...

Radiohead will be added to Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Monklish was taken out by the Illuminati for spilling the beans on Daft Punk and Boards of Canada.

Anonymous said...

Monklish an hero'd after failing to steal rumors properly.

Anonymous said...

This blog, like Monklish's credibility is deader than David Bowie.

Monklish Is A Crisis Actor said...

FYF lineup drops today

Anonymous said...

JULAY

The Donald said...

Coachella is gonna be huuuuuge!!

Prince's Purple Ashes said...

Headliners:
Journey with Steve Perry
Radiohead
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

The Stones
Daft Punk
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

The Black Keys
The Smiths
Adele

Anonymous said...

The board was shut down because @1:23's leak turned out to be true.

Anonymous said...

Adele is the only headliner booked..

LA Jay said...

The miniature stadium being built for Oldchella will also be used for the return of Daft Punk in 2017. This is the reason for the 30,000 increase in attendance and for moving the Outdoor stage to the southwest corner. In addition to GA and VIP, there will be new wristbands that include access to seating which is one of the reasons the presale is being delayed.

Anonymous said...

LA Jay is a 9th level retard. The main stage is staying where it is and they are not adding seating to the Coachella spring event.

GV will put on a fall festival (like Desert Trip this year) every fall, featuring a different and distinct genre every year. Fewer people, but higher prices and seating to justify it.

They're planning an electronic-only event for fall 2017 which will NOT include seating. Preliminary names are Justice, Chemical Brothers, and Armin. And no, Daft Punk is not appearing at Coachella 2017, or anywhere else in the near future. Thomas is working on soundtracks and Guy isn't working period.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha. Remember that time LA Jay said that there would be new wristbands that included access to seating in the 2017 presale?

Yeah, that was bullshit. So was the Daft Punk crap.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones
The Strokes
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

Did Monklish an hero?

Anonymous said...

This place is somehow more exciting than the Coachella board.

Anonymous said...

Adele and Daft Punk.

The Avalanches
James Blake
Chance the Rapper
Lorde
Jcole
Pretty Lights
Haim
Soulwax
Classixx
Anohni
marshmellow

Anonymous said...

The above post is correct, plus:
The Black Keys
St. Vincent
Blood Orange
Charli XCX
Car Seat Headrest
Phantogram
Warpaint
Angel Olsen
Lizzo

Anonymous said...

hearing Adele, U2, and Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

^ That would be the biggest headliners of any festival ever..

Anonymous said...

Adele - tour finishes this year and is not extending into 2017.
U2 - album won't be finished by next spring.
Daft Punk - why stupid fucking cunts keep believing this shit is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

Check this post in Jan 2017 ;D

Bon Iver
Kanye
Alive 2017

Anonymous said...

^^^
All 3 of those are wrong.

Anonymous said...

Adele - She was the first headliner booked. 2017 will be her only north American dates.

Daft Punk - I have trouble believing this myself. My source is telling me they're booked. No one, will believe it until they see the poster is released.

I haven't heard anything about GV booking a 3rd headliner yet. U2? maybe but based on the price of the first two.. Id bet on something cheaper.

Anonymous said...

Smiths
The Weeknd
Eminem

Anonymous said...

I think Anon 7/13 11:07 knows something...

http://www.desertsun.com/story/fessier/2014/01/07/u2-and-coachella-a-match-both-want-to-happen/4395491/

Anonymous said...

HARAMBE HOLOGRAM

Anonymous said...

Adele, Daft Punk, The Black Keys/Frank Ocean. Frank will be billed as a sub but he is in discussions to close out the main after the keys.

McButty said...

Mark my words:

Beyoncé
REM
Kendrick Lamar

Anonymous said...

U2 aint getting booked, they have a contract with LiveNation to book their world tours for another 4 years.

Anonymous said...

REM isn't reuniting.

Anonymous said...

The Black Keys/Frank Ocean
Radiohead
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Radiohead
Lana Del Rey
Metallica

Anonymous said...

Radiohead
Gorillaz
NiN

Anonymous said...

Radiohead
Kendrick Lamar
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

^^
Looks like headliners may have leaked, but I call right now that classic Smashing Pumpkins will sub-headline. You read it here first, folks!

Anonymous said...

^^
Looks like headliners may have leaked, but I call right now that classic Smashing Pumpkins lineup reunion will sub-headline. You read it here first, folks! Monk who?!

Anonymous said...

SOAD

Anonymous said...

Damn. McButty on Aug 25 was actually right.

Anonymous said...

Beyoncé
Radiohead
Coldplay...

Anonymous said...

R.E.M. / Kendrick Lamar
Radiohead
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

^BINGO

LockNes said...

I can't see Kendrick performing after REM.
REM would be a HUGE reunion and imo should be top billing with all 4 of those artists.

Anonymous said...

Beyoncé faked her pregnancy and is in a sham business arrangement of a marriage.

Anonymous said...

Friday: Metallica
Saturday: Beyoncé
Sunday: Radiohead

Anonymous said...

Dec. 29 is correct.

Anonymous said...

Tribe to be added to Saturday

Anonymous said...

FYF 2017:

Arcade Fire
Nine Inch Nails
Aphex Twin
A Tribe Called Quest
Fleet Foxes
Interpol
Solange
Future Islands
MGMT
Mac DeMarco
Ty Segall
Lil Yachty
Nicolas Jaar
Car Seat Headrest
Mitski
Cherry Glazerr

Anonymous said...

Any Chance they bump Beyonce??

Anonymous said...

PRINCE HOLOGRAM TO REPLACE BEYONCE

Anonymous said...

FYF drops Monday. Arcade Fire and Gorillaz headlining.

Anonymous said...

2018 Headliners
Gorillaz
Beyonce
NiN

Anonymous said...

An industry friend told me that Daft Punk will be making an appearance at a festival called NOS Alive in Portugal this summer. She said they are not "playing" the festival but will be "appearing" so not sure what that means.

Anonymous said...

this site used to be SOOOO fun :(

Sky said...

2018

Beyonce
NIN
Swedish House Mafia/Frank Ocean

Anonymous said...

Arctic Monkeys headlining

Anonymous said...

LOVE to see that peeps are still posting on this blog. Arctic Monkeys look like they are going to headline in 2018. Let's hope the rest of the lineup is better than the headliners.

Anonymous said...

MGMT / Arctic Monkeys
Beyoncé
The Weeknd

Anonymous said...

LOL! Zero point zero percent chance MGMT are a headliner.

Anonymous said...

Eminem
Beyoncé
The Weeknd

Anonymous said...

Beyonce
NIN/The Weeknd
Rolling Stones

LA Jay said...

3 headliners for Coachella 2019 are already booked:

Major Lazer
Daft Punk
Kanye West

the Thursday headliner is still unknown...

Anonymous said...

Fleetwood Mac
Beyonce
Frank Ocean / Arctic Monkeys

Anonymous said...

LOL at LA Jay. WTF thursday headliner?..

Anonymous said...

Chainsmokers misinformation is a red herring to distract from the fact that R.E.M. is headlining Sunday.

Weeknd/NIN
Beyonce
REM

Anonymous said...

REM have said they will never reunite. Michael Stipe does not like “nostalgia”. Why is it that last year, by the end of October we knew when the Headliners where. This year.....the other two remain a mystery. Sure, could be The Weeknd, Chainsmokers, or Arctic Monkeys, but who really knows for sure.

Anonymous said...

I really hope NIN is one of the headliners. It wouldn't matter who else headlines at that point. I still have faith in GV that they will put out at least one blockbuster rock style act and Arctic Monkeys do not fit that bill.

Anonymous said...

Arctic Monkeys are headlining. It's true.

Anonymous said...

Nov 12 at 653pm NAILED IT.

The rest of you are terrible people.

LockNes said...

If that is really the 3 headliners Coachella is dead.
Has anyone looked at the Euro festivals for 2018? Now those are lineups.
Guess I'll be traveling to Europe for festivals from now on.
Eminem seriously. Mr Coachella you are dead to me if this is true.

Anonymous said...

Madrid's Mad Cool is the new festival king.

Anonymous said...

Why won't this blog just die already?

LockNes said...

When this blog died, so much of the festival did as well. This was the last year they had a superb lineup. It's been slowly shitting itself ever since at least on inital examination.

There is still a festival within a festival, but the people have went down hill, the art has went wayyyyyy downhill, and its disapointing to spend most evening closing in a tent as oppossed to the entire collective of fans getting to see rock gods on the mainstage.

Let's pray that the released headliners are a distraction and misinformation, otherwise, I agree, Mad Cool is the new Festival king.

Anonymous said...

...aaannnddd GARBAGE! RIP Coachella.

Judas said...

Monklish is plotting her resurrection for Coachella 2019. She told me that Kanye is already signed for his first new album show.

Anonymous said...

Eminem is a bad headliner, but at least we didn't get Arcade Fire. They're the worst.

Anonymous said...

Monklish reunion on this blog would be the most interesting thing to happen to Coachella in years! Make it happen Monk!

Anonymous said...

Monk!
Monk!
Monk!
Monk!

Anonymous said...

It's lit! All right! Yeah!

Anonymous said...

Tool
Ariana Grande
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

FUCK!! Early leak is Childish Gambino (fri), Justin Timberlake (sat), Kanye West (sun). Fuck You Coachella!

Anonymous said...

^^
Gambino and Yezzy would be just fine.
But I think the Stones are one of the heads based on their Tour dates.
I also think they have snagged Massive Attack.
So I think it is going to be a huge upgrade from last year regardless.

Anonymous said...

Ariana Grande ftw

Anonymous said...

Travis Scott

LockNes said...

Where the fuck are you Monk?
Shit.
Please come back. The lead up to Coachella blows without you.

Anonymous said...

Monk is in exile and at least this year's lineup is better than last year! RAGE FTW!!!

LockNes said...

Monk!!! We need you

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