Friday, December 6, 2013

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A Perfect Circle
AlunaGeorge
Arcade Fire
Atlas Genius
Austra
Bastille
Beck
Broken Bells
Chance the Rapper
CHVRCHES
Classixx
Darkside
Death From Above 1979
Disclosure
Ellie Goulding
Empire of the Sun
Failure
Fuck Buttons
Grouplove
Guided By Voices
Jack U
Lana Del Rey
Lorde
Mogwai
Neutral Milk Hotel
Odd Future
Outkast
Pixies
Poolside
Ratatat
Rudimental
Sam Smith
Sleater Kinney
STRFKR
St Lucia
The 1975
The Knife
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Volcano Choir

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Fig Knewton said...

(CONT.) PART TWO FROM DIRECTLY ABOVE THIS POST

And the last headliner is anyone's guess... maybe something dark to balance the light of Coldplay and a fist-pumping DJ... like TOOL? They CURIOUSLY skipped LA when they did their socal shows this year.

Maybe a hip hop artist (I mean who besides Eminem would be able to do it? Watch The Throne? Kanye by himself again possibly?). But I would not expect a classic rock act again. Crowd has changed. I don't know that they would know the words to a Tom Petty song or a tune by the Boss (which is too bad cause neither have ever done it but Petty has done Outside Lands twice and Bonnaroo once and the Boss did Bonnaroo).

I will say this and I mean it. I could honestly see Lana DelRay already back even though she just subheadlined this year... Coachella will rebook a band here and there two yrs in a row ESPECIALLY when a huge crowd shows up for a band that is blowing up. The Black Keys subbed before Kings Of Leon in 11 and then headlined the same night the next year (Friday). I could honestly see her back already and headlining. That girl had the biggest crowd I ever saw at the Outdoor Theater this year tied with Thom Yorke/Flea in '10 maybe. So by that rationale we could also already see Calvin back for s true closing it all out set.

So... Friday - dark band like TOOL or Eminem
Sat - Coldplay (with a slight chance of U2 being it)
Sun - Lana and EDM co-headline Sunday maybe? Or Foo Fighters finally make their return (they would share bill with an EDM act though I can tell you that. Maybe they land Adele for her return to live shows? Females love her. They could make her share a bill with an DJ I bet.

I will have more info soon, as I called all headliners last year as u may recall (yes even Muse)... but until then... I am just speculating for the most part. Though I am pretty sure about Coldplay... new album, no real tour announced yet (just those one off intimate dates they did), have not done Coachella since 2005 and females and youngins love them...

Fig Knewton said...

TYPO in the part two of my post!!!!

I meant that the Foo Fighters would NOT share a bill with an EDM act. They would NOT. But I bet Adele could/would.

Anonymous said...

Iron Maiden is finally confirmed.

Anonymous said...

Hey Fig. You're kind of full of shit. You said Bowie was playing with Arcade Fire. Called you out and you had nothing to say. Interesting...

Fig Neutron said...

I eat my own smegma.

Anonymous said...

AC/DC
Beyonce
Jack White

Anonymous said...

???
Adele
Daft Punk

Yuuuup

Anonymous said...

Neither Coldplay nor Jack White have done a proper show in LA this year. Because they are playing Coachella.

RememberThisInJanuary said...

Coldplay
Nirvana (This was booked during this year's Coachella)
Jack White

Aphex Twin
Avicii
Banks
Blonde Redhead
Culture Club
Damon Albarn
Death from Above 1979
FKA Twigs
Flying Lotus
Grimes
Hole
Interpol
Jack U
James Blake
Massive Attack
The Prodigy
Run the Jewels
Sam Smith
Sleater-Kinney
St. Vincent
The War on Drugs
"Weird Al" Yankovic

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAA
WTF do u mean Nirvana???
A hologram? McCartney??
FAIL

no... next....

Anonymous said...

A show like the Hall of Fame set with guest vocalists, I presume. Would be incredible to hear all those songs live and sing along but it will never happen.

Sky said...

Grohl would never do something as atrocious as calling themselves "Nirvana" and neither would Krist. The crowd would have NONE of it. That was a tribute at a special event honoring them. This? Is a festival that makes money. Will not happen.

That being said… Mike D and Ad rock are doing a special show but will NOT be called the Beastie Boys.

Also heading there are:

Sam Smith
Joywave
Nightmare and The Cat
Erasure
Milky Chance
COLDPLAY
TOOL
Aphex Twin
Steve Aoki
BEYONCE / AVICCI
Boards Of Canada
Counting Crows
Banks
Busta Rhymes
Culture Club
Kendrick Lamarr
Tom Waits
Steve Martin (finally)
Hole
Ty Seagall
Frank Ocean
Jack U
Flying Lotus
The War On Drugs
David Byrne
Weird Al
Reggie Watts
Interpol
Fartbarf






Anonymous said...

Counting Crows? Get the fuck out of here.

Anonymous said...

some names I've heard

Benjamin Booker
Big Data
Culture Club
Damon Albarn
David Guetta
Frank Ocean
Flying Lotus
Fun.
Grimes
Hole
Iggy Azalea
Jamie Jones
Jack White
Juicy J
Kaiser Chiefs
Lolawolf
Magic!
Marina and the Diamonds
Nightmare and the Cat
Riff Raff
Sam Smith
St. Vincent
Steve Angello
The Prodigy
Tokimonsta

Anonymous said...

I heard from a friend that U2 signed on over the summer.

Anonymous said...

Yep, U2, Jack White, and Drake.

Anonymous said...

U2 is not playing Coachella. Headliners are Pink Floyd (just Gilmour, no Waters), Jack White, Drake

Anonymous said...

Fuck it, we need a Nirvana tribute show that some fans can actually attend.

Anonymous said...

... How could gilmour play as pink Floyd and call himself that WITHOUT Waters?!?

Anonymous said...

Same way he is releasing an album as Pink Floyd but without Waters: things happen no matter how much you cry about it.

Anonymous said...

The Pitbull post on the previous page is true.

fifa-coin said...

h

Anonymous said...

Coldplay
Tool
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

I know who's headlining. Nobody has guessed all three yet.

Anonymous said...

Jack White
Beyonce
Coldplay

or

Adele
Daft Punk
Foo Fighters

Anonymous said...

Coldplay
Jack White
Led Zepplin

The Formula said...

1. Radio-friendly rocker at tail-end of extensive tour who has played the festival before (Muse, RHCP, Black Keys) = Jack White

2. Music-head favorite at beginning of touring cycle who has played Coachella before (Arcade Fire, Phoenix, Radiohead) = Prince

3. WTF Shocker: very rare festival booking who has never played Coachella before (OutKast, Roses/Blur, Dre) = Beyoncé

Anonymous said...

Beyonce
Foo Fighters
Prince

Anonymous said...

"The Formula" has no idea what the "formula" actually is.

Anonymous said...

Skrillex
Beyonce
Metallica

MotorAve said...

Some headliners have shared a manager, so put those into the formula. Most haven't, though, so also account for that.

There may be four headliners, but probably not.

At least one of these may headline:
Florence & the Machine
Kendrick Lamar
Daft Punk
Coldplay
Foo Fighters
The Killers
Alt-J
Iggy Azalea
Jack White
AC/DC
Eminem
Beyonce

All my information us correct, and all your guesses are wrong.

Anonymous said...

GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE..
If you for ONE second think that ANY of these COULD headline or even CO-HEADLINE like Kanye/Strokes or Blur/Stone Roses…?

Then you are INSANE and stupid and probably should not even be behind a wheel or allowed to vote…
NOT HEADLINERS:

Florence & the Machine
Kendrick Lamar
Alt-J
Iggy Azalea

Good Lord… Come ON

get real

Anonymous said...

The fake MotorAve has no idea what the formula is either.

Anonymous said...

I'd say any fake MotoRave has a better idea than the real one.

Anonymous said...

Foo Fighters
Talking Heads
Pink Floyd

Anonymous said...

Pink Floyd
NiN
Coldplay

Anonymous said...

Beyonce
Coldplay
Iron Maiden

Anonymous said...

U2
Jack White
Drake

Anonymous said...

U2
Jack White : Drake : The Rentals : Massive Attack : Alt-J

Kanye West
Aphex Twin : Weezer : Tears For Fears : Sleater-Kinney : Sam Smith

Coldplay
Beyonce : Frank Ocean : The War On Drugs : Avicii : Kendrick Lamarr

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is not opening for Coldplay. The Bore on Drugs are in no way a second line act. Nor are The Rentals.

Drake and Jack White would be top line or nothing.

MotorAve said...

Drake will never headline, but The Killers will return.

The Real MotorAve said...

Knows Where You Live

Anonymous said...

Coldplay
Beyonce
Metallica

Jack White is playing, but not headlining. Foo Fighters are not playing due to Wrigley Field show in Aug 2015.

Subs include:

Belle & Sebastian
Ryan Adams
Aphex Twin
Kendrick Lamar
Weezer
Mastodon
Sam Smith
Frank Ocean
Sleater-Kinney
Avicii
Run The Jewels

Anonymous said...

A show in Chicago in August has zero affect on Coachella
Expect to see Foo Fighters on the poster

Anonymous said...

Drake
Jack White
Foo Fighters

Kendrick Lamar
Frank Ocean
David Guetta
Avicii
Fun.
Culture Club
Interpol
Alt-J
Iggy Azalea
Sleater-Kinney
Aphex Twin
Slowdive
The Prodigy
Phantogram
Grimes
Nero
Belle and Sebastian
Weird Al Yankovic
Spoon
Robert Plant
St. Vincent
American Football
Lykke Li
TV on the Radio

@OOIIGLIIOO said...

Monk I need you to hype me up like every year :(

Anonymous said...

Is Monklish MotoRave's wife?

Anonymous said...

Which one is more inside your head?

Anonymous said...

Coldplay
Daft Punk
Foo Fighters

Anonymous said...

Brand New is playing. Post a 2015 list monk!

Anonymous said...

can't wait to see how super(re)fan fucks this years predictions up

Anonymous said...

Did Monklish get taken away by the illuminati?

Anonymous said...

you stupid cunt, monkfish. where the fuck are the predictions for 2015? you nasty fucking gash wound.

Anonymous said...

U2 is cemented as a 2015 Coachella headliner.

MotoRave said...

guess that cunt gettin' eatin'

Fig Knewton said...

U2
Deadmau5/Jack White
TOOL

CONFIRMED
beyond CONFIRMED

for real
CONFIRMED

Also Culture Club, The Roots, Sam Smith, Hozier, Vance Joy, Avicci, RAC, Milky Chance, Aphex Twin, Kygo, Boards Of Canada (finally), Big Data, Mumford And Sons, Frank Ocean, Television, Underworld, Reggie Watts, Weird Al, Tom Waits

u heard em here FIRST!

Fig Knewton said...

MotoRave's Gaping Wife (DJ set) HIV POSITIVE THIS ONE
Monklish Is Superfan YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Fag KnewNothing said...

Saundra Mills' 4-Car Vagina will make their festival debut

emtgreg said...

Lorde
Sky Ferreira
Uffie
Carbon Airways
Krewella
Skating Polly
Haim
Ariana Grande
Taylor Swift
The Pretty Reckless

MotorAve said...

I regard all as possibilities to one degree or another, depending on various contingencies.

Beyonce/Jack/The Cure
Coldplay/Daft Punk/Drake
Coldplay/Kings of Leon/Bjork/Kendrick
Daft/Jack(/Bjork or Flo)/Kendrick
Depeche Mode/Kings of Leon/Death Cab or Mumford/Kendrick or Iggy
Eminem/Jack/Death Cab or Flo(/one of the perhapses above)
Foos/Daft/Kendrick(/Death Cab)
Kanye/Jack/Death Cab/Tiesto or Guetta or Jack U
The Stones and... who the hell knows. Flo, Kendrick, and a budget EDM act, maybe.

Eminem (not sure if he's good for the brand)
Green Day
AC/DC
Jay-Z
Madonna
50 Cent/G-Unit
Kings of Leon
Black Sabbath
Foo Fighters
No Doubt
RATM
The Killers
Pharrell
Gorillaz
Depeche Mode
The Cure

(Questionable/#4 maybe...)
Jack Johnson (about as likely as John Mayer or DMB these days?)
The Strokes
Bjork (too Gen X?)
GNR (too old/bad for the brand?)
Kendrick Lamar
Macklemore
Florence and the Machine
Death Cab
The Roots and Friends (D'angelo, Badu, Fallon...)
The Fugees
Courtney with a Nirvana tie-in

Big enough but probably wrong brand for a headliner/#4 at best
Pitbull
David Guetta
Skrillex
Tiesto
Avicii
Calvin Harris
Deadmau5
Afrojack
Steve Aoki

Big name but too old
The Who
Fleetwood Mac
Stevie Wonder
Van Halen

Big enough(?) but too stoned/stoney
Wiz Khalifa
Kid Cudi(?)

Not just yet, but bubbling under with #4 potential...
Iggy Azalea
Lorde
fun.
Foster the People
MGMT
Lana del Rey (if she figures out how to perform)
The xx
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Vampire Weekend
Zedd
Odd Future
alt-j
ASAP Rocky

Anonymous said...

dave grohl told the crowd last night foos would be back at tbe form on ''his birthday'' jan 14. first confirmed healiner. boom.

Anonymous said...

^^^This most likely rules them out. When has a headliner played a non GV LA venue after New Year’s? Especially around the time of the lineup release.

Anonymous said...

it's perfect. they're playing an arena date in LA while they schedule stadium dates in Chicago and DC. The date is likely to be the day of or the day after the lineup announcement. GV takes advantage of unsatisfied demand.

MotorAve said...

The next Coachella cruise will sail into my wife.

Anonymous said...

foo fighters confirmed.

a life-sized mock-up of motorave's wife's cruise ship accepting vagina will debut in 2015 between the mojave and sahara tents for all to peruse.

Anonymous said...

Foo Fighters are out. GV doesn’t allow headliners to announce 2 SOCAL dates before the lineup drops. The radio friendly headliner has always been Coldplay. Deal with it...

Anonymous said...

Coldplay
Tool
Beyonce

Anonymous said...

Jack White-The Chemical Brother
Coldplay
Drake

Anonymous said...

Wine garden hosted by Bill Cosby

Anonymous said...

I wish Monklish would post something. I remember the good ol' days around Thanksgiving when that cunt would post something worthy. Only to find 2 months later that she was talking out her hairy asshole. I heard she had crabs and was turning tricks for sandwiches and that's why went ghost but whoooooooo knows.

Anonymous said...

Kanye West
Jack White
Coldplay

done deal

Anonymous said...

Jack White
Drake
Foo Fighters

Anonymous said...

Deadmau5/Jack White
Oasis
TOOL

booked. been booked.

Anonymous said...

LOL at Oasis.

Stone Roses guaranteed that no British nostalgia act will ever grace the top of the poster again.

Good riddance too.

LockNes said...

New album in 2015 from Chemical Brothers announced today as well as the fact they are playing Sonar. I would say mark them down for closing the mainstage or the sahara one night.

LockNes said...

http://www.residentadvisor.net/news.aspx?id=27363

LockNes said...

Coachella would cream themselves to get Oasis and tons of people would love to see them anon. Were you there when Noel sang don't look back in anger? Probably not, you're so cool you've been there twice, fucking twat.

Anonymous said...

Kanye West
Coldplay
Jack White

Florence and the Machine, Alt-J, Frank Ocean, Iggy Azalea, Interpol, Fun., AVICII, Axwell ^ Ingrosso, Aphex Twin, Slowdive, Belle & Sebastian, St. Vincent, Grimes

No Ride.

Anonymous said...

monklish, please come back!

Anonymous said...

Jack White
Drake
AC/DC


http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/acdc-rumored-for-next-years-coachella-valley-music-and-arts-festival/

Anonymous said...

Website has been down for awhile now....

Anonymous said...

Drake - Jack White
Coldplay
AC/DC

Anonymous said...

Holy cow

U guys are part right
AC/DC
Jack White is for sure

But holy cow
the third is not one anyone has thought of!!!!!

I am NOT spoiling it
it's too impressive that they got them

UNREAL

btw - looks like they caught Monk finally.. I mean, where is she??? Someone open a new blog!!

PAUL TOILET said...

MADONNA WILL BE THERE

Anonymous said...

Talking Heads. You heard it here first.

Anonymous said...

The bleeding vaginas will be there as well as the stinky portapotties

Anonymous said...

WERE R U MONKLISH?

Anonymous said...

Drake and Jack White will co headline a night.

Coldplay will debut new songs.

Anonymous said...

MotoRave finally had the board shut down.

Anonymous said...

You fucking cunt where are you!!!

Anonymous said...

Monklish is Suprefan.

Anonymous said...

duh

Anonymous said...

Funny how no one knows shit. So much for rumors anymore..

Anonymous said...

Beyonce!!!

New album coming out.

She is up for Album of the year!

It's happening!

Anonymous said...

Drake
Florence & the Machine Massive Attack The Prodigy

Jack White
Alt-J The Roots David Guetta

Tool
Frank Ocean Interpol AVICII

Aphex Twin
Royksopp
Weird Al
Tears for Fears
Erasure
Scott Walker & Sunn O)))
D'Angelo
Belle & Sebastian
St. Vincent
Tune Yards
Swans
The War on Drugs
ZHU
Ryan Adams
Jenny Lewis
Father John Misty
Flying Lotus
Tokimonsta
James Blake

Anonymous said...

Fuck. They really got Talking Heads.

MotorAve said...

Paramore & New Found Glory
Fun. & Drake
Jack White

Anonymous said...

Jack White-Drake
AC/DC
Talking Heads

It's really happening

Anonymous said...

I can confirm the talking heads. I'm speaking on condition of anonymity, as I am not authorized to speak publicly about the situation at this time.

Anonymous said...

“I’m not keen and it’s unlikely to happen. I don’t need the money badly enough,” - David Byrne 2009

Every year a parade of anonymous assholes come through here claiming to be industry insiders, and they always tout Bowie/Smiths/Talking Heads/Zeppelin/Pink Floyd.

And it's ALWAYS BULLSHIT.

Anonymous said...

Drake
Pitbull Deadmau5
Talking Heads

Anonymous said...

I work at Maine where Byrne is managed, and there's no chance this is happening.

He's out of the country for most of April and we would have heard about this months ago if it were a reality.

Anonymous said...

Most random act on the lineup that will play to 200 people? Scott Walker & Sunn O)))

Anonymous said...

Yes, the headliners are Drake, Jack, and Talking Heads. Talking Heads are also why there are no other reunions on the lineup. Token rare acts are Aphex Twin, Scott Walker & Sunn O))), and The Prodigy.

Anonymous said...

I heard the Chemical Brothers were on the lineup, is there any truth to that?

Anonymous said...

Fun. was leaked as the Friday headliner on the board. Fuck that, I'm SELLING MY TICKET.

Anonymous said...

fun is not headlining you morons. It's amazing the dumb shit people will believe.

Anonymous said...

it appears byrne's ''management'' is playing this close to the vest. I'd expect nothing less.

you got a face with a viewwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Talking Heads play to 500 people on the main stage while Avicii has the Sahara overflowing with people.

A wise business investment.

Anonymous said...

10 times the crowd the stone roses pulled.

Anonymous said...

Fun. would have a pretty big crowd.

Anonymous said...

Monklish has AIDS

Anonymous said...

Absolute piece of shit lineup for the 3rd straight year.

Looks like 2012 was the last year Coachella gave a shit.

Unbelievably terrible.

Anonymous said...

Golden Voice threw in the towel. What the fuck is this?

2nd line is filled with terrible EDM cheese and the headliners are laughable.

Bonnaroo and Lolla are kicking the shit out of Coachella the last few years. Not even close.

Anonymous said...

Basic bitches ruin everything.

Anonymous said...

LA Craigslist is flooded with Coachella tickets after the lineup announcement. Nice work GV. 2013 all over again.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone at Goldenvoice have functioning ears? So much utter shite.

Anonymous said...

Governor's Ball lineup just crushed Coachella.

Anonymous said...

gov. ball is bjork, drake and a list of acts that have been everywhere for the past two years. the coachella lineup isn't great, but at least it has names i on't immediately recognize.

that's a good thing btw. festivals should expose you to new music, not ALL THE SHIT I LISTENED TO LAST YEAR

Anonymous said...

^ Good point. Most of the festivals have ~50% of the same acts. Coachella's lineup is made up of tons of acts that are not on the festival circuit and a lot of up and comers. That said, they really didn't do a great job this year. When The Weekend and Florence and the Machine are you #2 acts on the poster you didn't work very hard. What about MMJ, Massive Attack, The Talking Heads, Thievery Corp, Atoms for Peace? They needed a few more outside the box, big name gets. Id give the lineup this year a C on paper. It is always better once you dig through it a bit and after you live it, it will likely be an average Coachella lineup.

LA Jay said...

It has come to my attention that Mr. Richard D. James will appear on the set times when they are released the week of the festival. You can stop wondering why Friday is light on acts because he's getting THREE HOURS ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

Anonymous said...

FYF 2015:
The Black Keys
Bjork
Tame Impala
Modest Mouse
Ride
The Jesus and Mary Chain
St. Vincent
Tune-Yards
Father John Misty
Death from Above 1979
Ariel Pink
The Juan MacLean
Chromatics
Glass Candy
Viet Cong

Anonymous said...

Or Not LA Jay

That'sright said...

Rage Against the Machine will be playing Saturday night. FACT.

Anonymous said...

LCD Soundsystem
Beyonce and JayZ
Vampire Weekend / Mumford

already signed

Anonymous said...

Monklish we miss you

Little Birdy said...

Lana Del Rey
Kanye West
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

seems legit

Anonymous said...

Fuck Monklish and fuck everyone who still comes to this dump

Little Birdy said...

Correction...it's now apparently going to be:

Disclosure/Lana Del Rey
Kanye West
Daft Punk

Anonymous said...

Guns N Roses are headling saturday night. FACT

Anonymous said...

Lana Del Rey/LCD Soundsystem (probably alternating slots like Blur and the Stone Roses)
Guns N Roses
N.W.A. (with Eminen, Snoop, Kendrick and more making guest appearances)

Iron Maiden does not want to play Coachella, unfortunately.

They tried to get a Nirvana hall of fame repeat, but Grohl said no.

Anonymous said...

Disclosure will play the main stage on Sunday evening.

Anonymous said...

Lush is reuniting for Coachella. European dates to be announced Monday.

Anonymous said...

Headliners leaked on the Bonnaroo board. LCD Soundsystem, Mumford & Sons, Kanye.

Launchpad McQuack said...

LCD Soundsystem
Guns N Roses (original lineup)
Calvin Harris

SweetzerSwish said...

Iron Maiden Lana Del Rey
The Killers
Muse

Deep Throat said...

Coachella:
Guns N Roses (original lineup)
Calvin Harris / Lana Del Rey
LCD Soundsystem

Governors Ball:
Coldplay
Disclosure
Kendrick Lamar

Bonnaroo:
Eric Clapton
Drake
Gorillaz
Disclosure

Panorama:
Kanye West
LCD Soundsystem
Radiohead

Primavera Sound:
Radiohead
New Order
LCD Soundsystem
Frank Ocean
Bon Iver
Vampire Weekend

Glastonbury:
Coldplay
Foo Fighters
Janet Jackson

SweetzerSwishesWithCum said...

I gang-sucked Paul, James, Axl and Slash all at once and fucking love loved LOVED it! Best sword fight in my throat all year.

SweetzerSwishesWithCum said...

cum on my face, boiiis!

Anonymous said...

Hey Sweetzer, that's why your wife left you.

SweetzerSwish said...

Muse and the Killers came inside my wife while I fapped.

Anonymous said...

LCD Soundsystem
Adele
Pitbull

SkyPony said...

These are the only probably headliners (it will not be anyone else that is not on this list trust in that):
Adele
Daft Punk
Oasis
Pearl Jam
Coldplay
Beyonce
Beyonce and JayZ
Lana Del Rey*
Calvin Harris*
Vampire Weekend*
U2
Metallica
Black Sabbath
LCD Soundsystem
GNR
Kanye West
Eminem
NWA w/ Eminem
Black Keys
Radiohead
Deadmau5*
Avicci*
Stevie Wonder
Green Day
Tiesto*
TOOL

*denotes they would probably be billed as a shared headliner, or a co-headliner rather ala Strokes/Kanye in '11 or Blur/Stone Roses in '13

Will not be:
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Bruce Springsteen
NIN
The Cure
RHCP

Tell me I am wrong, who on Earth else could it be?

Anonymous said...

Muse
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Black Keys

Disclosure
Calvin Harris
Tiesto
Interpol
Kaskade
David Guetta
Hot Chip
MGMT
Flying Lotus
Axwell ^ Ingrosso
Steve Angello
She Wants Revenge
Major Lazer
M.I.A.

Anonymous said...

^That is the most ridiculous post this site has ever seen and thats saying something.

Anonymous said...

Which post?

Your friend at Interscope said...

Hello, all,

Major Lazer will be one of your headliners in 2016. Since Diplo suddenly feels free to talk about it, so too do I. You can expect MØ, Selah Sue, Elliphant, Ellie Goulding, Gwen Stefani, the Weeknd, Amber Coffman, Snoop Dogg, Pharrell Williams, and several other guests spread over the the two weekends. A lot of production is going into this and I suspect it will be a much better show than most might think.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared.

Anonymous said...

If they wouldn't let Pharrell headline with all his guests, there's no way Major Lazer would. Close the outdoor to a clusterfucked crowd, maybe.

Anonymous said...

@11:08 AM, yeah, there's no way they'd ever book any of those acts.

Anonymous said...

GNR
Adele
TOOL

confirmed

Anonymous said...

^ Throw the Chemical Brothers in the Sahara during Adele and I'm all about that.

Anonymous said...

If Coachella books a woman to headline, would she only get paid 2/3rds what a male headliner would?

Anonymous said...

Interscope dumbfuck doesn't understand the difference between headlining the festival and headlining the Sahara.

Anonymous said...

So we're supposed to believe that Major Lazer is going to jump from a daytime set in the Mojave in 2013 to a headliner?

If you believe that, I've got some Daft Punk headlining rumors you may be interested in.

Anonymous said...

Kind of feel like there were more people at Major Lazer in the Mojave a few years ago than have been at a few headlining sets...aaaaand Lean On might be the biggest hit of the year. I could see them headlining a night if GV blew their money on GnR or some other crazy expensive headliner.

Anonymous said...

Major Lazer is the worst live act I have ever seen....and that is pretty impressive considering all they do is press play and yell at the audience.

Anonymous said...

The only headliners that had smaller crowds than Major Lazer in the Mojave were Blur and The Stone Roses.

And if having the "biggest hit of the year" got you a headlining spot the following April, then Pharrell would've headlined 2015, Macklemore would've headlined 2014, Gotye would've headlined 2013, Adele would've headlined 2012, Ke$ha would've headlined 2011, and The Black Eyed Peas would've headlined 2010.

Anonymous said...

Bzzzz

Anonymous said...

GNR
Coldplay
LCD Soundsystem

Deal with it..

Anonymous said...

WILL FUCKING SMITH

Anonymous said...

I heard GV regrets letting Bjork headline because "women are the worst" and "people just don't want female headliners". Their words not mine.

Anonymous said...

Adele is grating as hell.

Anonymous said...

i remember when thanksgiving was the rumor season right here.

I only have one confirmation and but it's not just gonna happen like that, cuz i aint no holler back girl.

Anonymous said...

Coldplay is not headlining. They have further Mexico and Central America dates that they'll announce after the Coachella poster drops.

SweetzerSwish said...

I can have the whole festival shut down with just one Myspace post.

Muse and The Killers are definitely headlining.

Anonymous said...

No way the killers and Muse are headlining.

Guns N Roses
Adele
LCD Soundsystem

Anonymous said...

Hot damn. GV got one of the big ones. One of the names that people throw around as a dream headliner and always think is impossible, has just been made possible.

Pants will be shat. Don't sell your ticket because they'll be going for $1500.

Anonymous said...

The Rolling Stones
LCD Soundsystem
Adele

Little Birdy said...

2016 Headliners and first subs...

Kanye West/Lana Del Rey
Adele/The Chemical Brothers(closing main)
David Bowie/LCD Soundsystem

Anonymous said...

Guns 'N Roses
LCD Soundsystem
Twenty One Pilots

Monklish is dead

Get used to it

Anonymous said...

Twenty One Pilots - LOL!

Anonymous said...

Little birdy if that is correct they are going to need a 3rd weekend

Anonymous said...

Friday: Calvin Harris and Lana Del Rey
Twenty One Pilots, Jack U, Missy Elliott

Saturday: LCD Soundsystem
Disclosure, A Tribe Called Quest, Chvrches, M83

Sunday: Guns N Roses
Vampire Weekend, Sia, Wilco, Major Lazer

Other names:
Dillon Francis, Miike Snow, Chance the Rapper, Lush, Hardwell, Tears for Fears, Husker Du, Of Monsters and Men, The Kills, Halsey, Miguel, Grimes, Jean-Michel Jarre, Gary Clark Jr., The Neighbourhood, Flume, Deerhunter, Wolf Alice, AlunaGeorge, The Juan MacLean, Courtney Barnett, Sky Ferreira, D'Angelo & the Vanguard, Fetty Wap, Paul Weller,

Anonymous said...

Anyone expecting Adele,Bowie,U2,Stones or any other big name is in denial. GV is lazy and they booked Lana and Calvin to dual headline months ago.

AgentProvocateur said...

Just caught a glimpse of the mockup poster and the 2016 lineup is really really disappointing, the biggest letdown since the festival's inception. Makes this year's lineup look like the holy grail of lineups. RIP Coachella. So sad.

SouthGate said...

Iggy Azalea
Calvin Harris and Twenty One Pilots
Pitbull

The National
M83
Sia
Wilco
Jack U
Major Lazer
Disclosure
Dillon Francis
Avicii
Afrojack

Anonymous said...

I just took a dump. Skrillex confirmed.

Anonymous said...

bowie!!!

Anonymous said...

Monklish has AIDS

Anonymous said...

Kanye
Adele
Bowie

Anonymous said...

Guys, Adele has SIX SHOWS at Staples... she is not doing coachella
RADIUS CLAUSE KIDS!!!!

ay ay ay

its the worst possible scenario meets the best

Friday is Lana and Calvin
Sat is GNR
Sun they shit the best and pulled a 2011/2012 where they did the cool thing and had the Black Keys be the first sub on Friday, but then they followed the wave of said band and lazily booked them the very next year to be headliners on the same day.... Who did they do that with this year u may ask? The fucking Weeknd. Yup.

So GNR is badass, they spent their dough there... but Friday and Sunday BLAAAAAH BLAHHHH! GULP!

LCD is not happening. Drop it. Not real. Too early for that. bowie? You guys never stop amusing me. Daft for once you guys are not sucking that teet... Oh and Kanye is not happening.

Anonymous said...

The Weeknd is not playing next year, you dumb cunt.

Anonymous said...

If the fucking Lana and/or Calvin on the top line is true, it's a serious slide down the slippery slope for GV.

Don't let that tripe break the wall on to the top line. There aint no going back from that pop pandering disaster.

Anonymous said...

Where is Monklish?

Anonymous said...

Kendrick Lamar
LCD Soundsystem
Guns N Roses

Disclosure
Missy Elliott
The National
Wilco
Sia
A Tribe Called Quest
Major Lazer
M83
CHVRCHES
James Blake
Miike Snow

No Lana, Calvin, Lush, Husker Du, Daft Punk, 21 Pilots

McQ said...

Kendrick is a huge upgrade over Calvin Harris/Lana Del Rey - hope you are right - would actually be the most interesting trio of headliners we've had in several years.

Anonymous said...

No Lush? Fuck that.

Anonymous said...

I was at a wine bar in Pomona last weekend and overheard some people talking about a new soundproof Coachella tent that will be have a limited capacity. They were talking about how to regulate entry and at one point brought up the idea of charging a separate fee. Would be pretty fucked up to pay for a Coachella pass only to then have to buy another ticket just to get into a tent...

Anonymous said...

No new stage

GNR
Adele
LCD

Anonymous said...

It's Daft Punk, not Adele.

Good luck getting a ticket.

OOGLIOO said...

GNR

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM

KENDRICK LAMAR // ??? ???????

Anonymous said...

A Tribe Called Quest is playing.

Anonymous said...

GNR
Eminem
LCD

Anonymous said...

http://pitchfork.com/news/62100-lcd-soundsystem-and-guns-n-roses-to-reunite-at-coachella/

GnR
LCD
??? - I'd say Kendrick v Eminem v Daft Punk V Pearl Jam V Chemical Brothers

Insider said...

LDR
GNR
LCD

Anonymous said...

Calvin Harris and Lana Del Rey are the other headliners.

The undercard and the dance lineups are weak this year.

You will see it all on Tuesday morning.

Anonymous said...

^^ Thanks for telling us nothing we don't already know.

McQ said...

Anyone know if any cool less electronic leaning acts that were great on record in 2015 we haven't heard mentioned on the undercard besides Sufjan and Wolf Alice? ...acts like

Viet Cong
Ought
Tobias Jesso, Jr.
Hop Along
Screaming Females
Kamasi Washington
D'Angelo
Courntey Barnett
Sleater-Kinney
Julia Holter
Natalie Prass
Matthew White
DeafHeaven
Sleaford Mods
Torres
Ezra Furman
Mbongwana Star
Young Fathers
Destroyer
Low
Lonelady
Gwenno
John Grant
Girl Band
Girlpool
Ryley Walker
Algiers

You know, the type of criticalyl acclaimed up and coming acts that ten years ago made up half the lineup.

Etc. Etc. Fear undercard is going to be just a couple big names a day thena bunch of lukewarm electro-soul retreads like Aluna George and fourth tier never will amount to anything small time rockers like The Arkells.

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